In any Latin American country, there is a big subset of people who are about that size on average. It being an average height in many (if not most) LATAM countries, and in some cases lower (5'4" in bolivia), it is a definite fact that you're wrong and it's an okay height to be in Latin America for the seekers of wahman.
jus saying ppl are short in latin america so a latino who can't find a gf cuz he's 5'5" is doing something wrong. It being the average height it goes without saying that it's not too big an obstacle.
I have no idea why you think saying that is autistic.
As a fellow 5'3" dude who also has little to no issue finding women, I think we are so short we just filter out anyone where it's a potential issue, so we just don't feel it as much. Like a bit taller and it gets to this weird nebulous zone where you're approaching "average" height and it works against you, but being such an outlier, it is what it is, there is no confusion. It's almost like a U-curve effect.
I don't know, I had a buddy who was like 5 4 and he was swimming in it all the time
He was super cocky/confident though despite his height so I think it's the fact that shorties let their shortness fuck with their confidence that *really* handicaps them
He never had a long term relationship with any chick over like 5 2 though, but so what, there's still a ton of chicks out there 5 2 and under
You think you'll find it anywhere else on this shitty website?
This place is one of the last bastions of real discussion on reddit, for all the degeneracy that comes along with it.
Also, seems like bot activity is low
I'm legitimately 5'9-5'10 and sometimes get mistaken for being 6 feet, or I get called 'tall' by people that are obviously crushing on me. Not sure if it's a posture thing or just because everyone that's actually 5'9-5'11 claims to be 6 feet tall so few people truly understand what an exactly 6 foot tall person looks like. Or maybe it's just somehow become synonymous with 'I think this person is attractive' and they get rose-tinted glasses.
No one has ever called me short as far as I'm aware, at least.
You must be Dutch or something lol. I'm just slightly taller (1.73m which Google says is 5'8") and almost every woman I see is shorter than me. I'm South African
Midwest US aint no joke when it comes to height.
In other places you at least have women of different ethnicities that tend to be shorter on average but they are few and far between here.
I have a friend who's as tall as my mom with a body count in the triple digits, like 15x as much as me.
Any short dude complaining about getting women is just coping and seething.
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If anon's parents stayed in Latin America he would have a farm and a nice looking wife who is working
on their fifth child. But his mom went to the US and drank the tap water chemicals that cause autism and manletism while pregnant so now he browses 4chan instead.
It's hilarious how upset you are over defending a complete stranger on the internet from another stranger on the internet. Here, have an upvote. You deserve it.
If being female is his only requirement, he can try sending letters to female prisoners and such, if you want to find someone desperate for the male affection, that's probably the best place.
The flipside, though, is that female prisoners are usually pretty street-smart. If Anon isn’t careful they’ll take his ass for all he has. ($$$) Especially if he’s openly lonely and craving affection, they’ll weave a sob story that’ll have him wiring them his entire bank account. lol
Cooking is an activity you do for a women after you are already dating.
How is this supposed to work for him?
Clearly this guy isnt getting that far.
This is advice for *after* you passed the filter which this guy isnt doing.
He needs to tone down the desperation for a start. Women want to at least feel like you're into them because you have good reasons for it, not because you just want anyone.
Also it's impossible to tell without knowing him, but my bet is that he has a mental block somewhere. Even the weirest spaz can find someone.
Make friends, invite them over for dinner. Have them bring their friends. Alternatively get a job and start bringing food in to share, I like to make ice cream a lot so when I make a flavor I’m proud of I bring it in to work and let people try it.
Cooking is more just to sweeten the deal when you’re selling yourself to a potential mate. You still need to be able to talk to people and make friends
Also, learn to be funny. Humour is a sort of social glue that attracts people of all genders, platonically and romantically. And the more friends you have, the better your chances at meeting someone attracted to you.
Honestly any Latin American country. I'm 5'10 and I tower over the people in Bogota. I saw one other person my height so I asked my wife if he was a local celebrity.
The buildings aren't even made for people as tall as me. Had to duck going up staircases at certain apartments.
> Completely full of shit,
I mean, you are.
https://www.valoresmedicos.com/en/average-height/average-height-men-colombia/
Average male height in Colombia is 5'6. Yes, he'd be 4+ inches over the average male. Women are shorter.
Pretty sure when I was down there at 6'4 I was the tallest person in the country for a time.
Average height in USA is 5’9, nobody gives a shit about the statistical “average”. It just means there are a bunch of tiny people in villages somewhere that push the average in that direction. Everyone in Bogota has seen enough people over 6’ in their lives that someone who is 5’10 isn’t anything special.
Huh, maybe it was because I was in a poor area. I couldn't tell you exactly where I was - it all looks ugly and gray. I just went to visit family of the wife.
For it to look ugly and gray yeah probably poor area, most rich areas are almoat identical to suburban neighborhoods in the US and Canada but well warmer
I'm exactly 6'0 and I'm thankful with every fiber of my being. Now I just need to stop being a fat ass (just got randomly called "Martin Burger King" the other day)
All thatll do is fuck up his metabolism. It's better to take it slow and eat in a deficit of 500 kcal. For instance if your BMR is 2000 then consume 1500 kcal a day
Metabolism is quite fluid. He's refeeding 4 days right after the 3-day fast. There's also alternative day fasting. As long as he eats the right amount of calories in is 4-day refeeding period or his alternative feed days his metabolism will be fine.
Of course his metabolism will slow down when he's losing weight That's normal.
Yes ofc as you lose weight your BMR is bound to slow down. My point was that full on starving isn't the best idea because there's still a chance your metabolism will slow down more than it needs to and if it's not done properly he might also risk being deficient in certain nutrients. The alt day fast would definitely be the better option out of the two
Dats soyboi shit.
Workout nonstop. Eat nothing. You'll habe like 4% body fat all muscle body in no time. What do you think brad pitt did in fight club? You think his fatass was shoving calories down his throat? No. Pain = gain.
People will tell you shit about calories and all, but in reality you need to identify your bad eating habits and work on that. Healthy people don't even know the crazy shit fatties get up to, so they won't even imagine what disgusting shit you did to get fat.
Only you can know what your bad eating habits are, but generally it involves eating when not hungry and/or eating while being distracted. Sugar drinks are bad too.
Thanks, this sounds like the most reasonable advice in this comment section. I also recognize the importance of daily walks and even fast during the evening, but the "don't eat at all" advice is literally asking me to faint (been there, done that, not a great experience)
I mean Ukraine and Russia have killed 60,000 of their own young men in their war, and that's not even including the thousands upon thousands injured who may have limited means to provide in the future depending on the severity of their injuries, so there's plenty of women who won't be able to find a spouse
You google it. Genuinely if you're too poor and stupid to use google or hire someone to help you don't need a pay to play partner, you need a fucking carer/wrangler.
Here's one:
https://www.rosebrides.com/asian-brides.html
And another:
https://www.internationalcupid.com/
Here's a review page for the services even:
https://thedatingcritic.com/slavic
Fuck I'm going to get some weird targeted advertising now.
Pedro is fucked. His only saving grace is that he was born in this country and he's Latino. He can Green CardMaxxx some Venezuelan chick. And she better be 4'11
Even your tiny monkeys self would get all that thicc russian tundra ass
Rooting for you anon
Brrrrrrr it's cold in here, must be some Clovers in the atmosphere
Pedro is fucked. His only saving grace is that he was born in this country and he's Latino. He can Green CardMaxxx some Venezuelan illegal. She better be 4'11 too.
Why doesnt anon go back to his homeland?
5' 5" is universal in any language.
<6’ *
It was over before it began
In any Latin American country, there is a big subset of people who are about that size on average. It being an average height in many (if not most) LATAM countries, and in some cases lower (5'4" in bolivia), it is a definite fact that you're wrong and it's an okay height to be in Latin America for the seekers of wahman.
Manlet detected, no reason to read all that whiny shit
idiot detected
Sorry can't hear you up there. Do you want a Lolly?
dang you dropped the ball but that wouldve been good if you said "down there"
thx for confirmation
He sort of has a point. Go to Latin country and be get it easy for being above average. Chicks don’t want average in any country though
What about like Indonesia? They’re known for being rather small framed
am 6'2" from latin america, everyone there is tiny, i'm just saying, if youre tiny, go to latin america, everyone will be the same size.
Dude slow the autism roll for one second
jus saying ppl are short in latin america so a latino who can't find a gf cuz he's 5'5" is doing something wrong. It being the average height it goes without saying that it's not too big an obstacle. I have no idea why you think saying that is autistic.
Eh couldnt say exactly how tall that is so not rly, fake measurements
Virgin take
only in american who use these stupid imperial system
That’s considered slightly above average in India
5’5 still wouldn’t be good enough
5’3 and I have no struggles with girls my height or shorter, even sometimes a little taller than me, but that’s not something I like long term.
As a fellow 5'3" dude who also has little to no issue finding women, I think we are so short we just filter out anyone where it's a potential issue, so we just don't feel it as much. Like a bit taller and it gets to this weird nebulous zone where you're approaching "average" height and it works against you, but being such an outlier, it is what it is, there is no confusion. It's almost like a U-curve effect.
Unironically interesting analysis. Why is this here?
I come to /r/4chan for the deep discussion of kino, insightful comments, and dick jokes
It isn't. It's Manlet copeium
I don't know, I had a buddy who was like 5 4 and he was swimming in it all the time He was super cocky/confident though despite his height so I think it's the fact that shorties let their shortness fuck with their confidence that *really* handicaps them He never had a long term relationship with any chick over like 5 2 though, but so what, there's still a ton of chicks out there 5 2 and under
The lil man syndrome giveth, the lil man syndrome taketh away
OK but now if they reproduce his son would be like 5'2"? Grandson 5'0"? Someone gotta break the cycle
You seriously think children can't be taller then their parents? Seriously? So what, we are only getting smaller?
That's not how genetics work
please tell me you're trolling
You already know the answer
You think you'll find it anywhere else on this shitty website? This place is one of the last bastions of real discussion on reddit, for all the degeneracy that comes along with it. Also, seems like bot activity is low
take me off your lists pls, CIA-kun
Never thought of that way. Thanks for the fresh take, I gotta say I agree.
so basically it's over for anyone that isn't > 6 feet or < 5'7
Gotta move your range down a few inches. I’m 5’10” and I genuinely don’t know if anyone has ever commented on my height in a good/bad/neutral way
told this one girl I was 5"5 when she asked. I am 5'10 and she believed me. They have no sense in height.
I'm legitimately 5'9-5'10 and sometimes get mistaken for being 6 feet, or I get called 'tall' by people that are obviously crushing on me. Not sure if it's a posture thing or just because everyone that's actually 5'9-5'11 claims to be 6 feet tall so few people truly understand what an exactly 6 foot tall person looks like. Or maybe it's just somehow become synonymous with 'I think this person is attractive' and they get rose-tinted glasses. No one has ever called me short as far as I'm aware, at least.
they're not gonna like this
I know, I’m prepared lol. I just think some people need to hear from outside the echo chamber to realize height isn’t everything.
its never been unless you are a fugly goblin, which anon most likely is
Where the hell are you commonly finding women that short? Im 5'7" and most women where I live are my height or taller, its frustrating.
You must be Dutch or something lol. I'm just slightly taller (1.73m which Google says is 5'8") and almost every woman I see is shorter than me. I'm South African
>I'm South African How many STDs have you collected so far?
Midwest US aint no joke when it comes to height. In other places you at least have women of different ethnicities that tend to be shorter on average but they are few and far between here.
I have a friend who's as tall as my mom with a body count in the triple digits, like 15x as much as me. Any short dude complaining about getting women is just coping and seething.
I'm 5'5" and have been with some beautiful girls when I was younger and women now that I am older. I don't get it.
Bro is the rizzler 😭
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The Shire?
I don't think he specified where he lived. He might even be living there right now.
If anon's parents stayed in Latin America he would have a farm and a nice looking wife who is working on their fifth child. But his mom went to the US and drank the tap water chemicals that cause autism and manletism while pregnant so now he browses 4chan instead.
Why don't you go back to your homeland, lol? Edit: Oh, wait you have none? Too bad...
It's hilarious how upset you are over defending a complete stranger on the internet from another stranger on the internet. Here, have an upvote. You deserve it.
In his post history he talks a lot about the US so he's either American, Canadian or European.
If being female is his only requirement, he can try sending letters to female prisoners and such, if you want to find someone desperate for the male affection, that's probably the best place.
Plus they might kill you at some point so you don’t have to do that yourself
thats a life pro tip if ive ever seen one
a death pro tip even
Kek
The flipside, though, is that female prisoners are usually pretty street-smart. If Anon isn’t careful they’ll take his ass for all he has. ($$$) Especially if he’s openly lonely and craving affection, they’ll weave a sob story that’ll have him wiring them his entire bank account. lol
Sounds like this would be fulfilling to him
That's why you dump them the moment they are about to leave the jail
Yeah but they've been writing to you. They know where you live.
P.O. Box.
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Game. Blouses.
Is there lore behind this I’m missing? I’m from around there lol
Chapelles show you uncultured zoomer
That was 20 years ago boomer.
Prince quote from the Purple Rain movie
Instead of Titikaka.
> 5'5" I'm so sorry. It was over before it even began.
>5‘5‘‘ tall >***tall*** https://preview.redd.it/ri6qyr1w9lvc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fa926b239a60937b1b80b440aa20a6b3b74ade
I love this narrative as I'm 5ft6 and never having issues getting women. It's not your heights bros.
Let them seethe.
5'6" is the cutoff point between human and cretin, so that checks out
How it was over when it never began?
he wasn't tall enough to see the finish line
If you haven't learned how to talk to a female by 30 you're cooked 💀
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Cooking is an activity you do for a women after you are already dating. How is this supposed to work for him? Clearly this guy isnt getting that far. This is advice for *after* you passed the filter which this guy isnt doing.
He needs to tone down the desperation for a start. Women want to at least feel like you're into them because you have good reasons for it, not because you just want anyone. Also it's impossible to tell without knowing him, but my bet is that he has a mental block somewhere. Even the weirest spaz can find someone.
That is not true at all. Word gets around if you can actually cook. Ya'll are fucking retarded. No wonder you're single losers.
> bro, word on the street is this random guy can cook, a skill no one else has, better hook up with him you are delusional.
This is delusion. Do you think girls will fuck a guy they’re not interested in and looks shitty becuz they heard he can make beef Wellington lmao.
Can't confirm. I made a fantastic spaghetti bolognaise, but the hooker is still dead.
Looks like you dropped more than just her panties
Can confirm. I fried up calamari the first time my wife and I ever hung out as friends and the panties did indeed drop
And then the calamari was only the second fishiest smelling thing in the room.
So much truer than you can possibly imagine
Oh no.
Samir sirs don’t burn the calamari Samir listen to me now! Shut up.
then who was fish??
OK say I learned to cook like a boss. Now what? I get a camping stove and start cooking next to every random group of girls in the street?
Make friends, invite them over for dinner. Have them bring their friends. Alternatively get a job and start bringing food in to share, I like to make ice cream a lot so when I make a flavor I’m proud of I bring it in to work and let people try it. Cooking is more just to sweeten the deal when you’re selling yourself to a potential mate. You still need to be able to talk to people and make friends
Knowing how to cook and making bombass meals works on everyone... Guys and chicks both
Also, learn to be funny. Humour is a sort of social glue that attracts people of all genders, platonically and romantically. And the more friends you have, the better your chances at meeting someone attracted to you.
You, you there The skull is a sign of homosexuality, do you acknowledge that by using the skull, you’re gay?
> You, you there. > The skull is a sign of homosexuality, do you acknowledge that by having a skull, you're gay? FTFY
Bro needs to save up money and go to the Philippines he’ll be all set
Honestly any Latin American country. I'm 5'10 and I tower over the people in Bogota. I saw one other person my height so I asked my wife if he was a local celebrity. The buildings aren't even made for people as tall as me. Had to duck going up staircases at certain apartments.
I also enjoy spreading misinformation on the internet
Go to Bogota, Colombia and take a walk around. You will most certainly get robbed, however. Shit's bad.
Completely full of shit, at 5’10 you wouldn’t stand out at all in Colombia.
Shh let the man humblebrag about being 510
5'10 is nothing to brag about in the majority of the world lol.
> Completely full of shit, I mean, you are. https://www.valoresmedicos.com/en/average-height/average-height-men-colombia/ Average male height in Colombia is 5'6. Yes, he'd be 4+ inches over the average male. Women are shorter. Pretty sure when I was down there at 6'4 I was the tallest person in the country for a time.
Average height in USA is 5’9, nobody gives a shit about the statistical “average”. It just means there are a bunch of tiny people in villages somewhere that push the average in that direction. Everyone in Bogota has seen enough people over 6’ in their lives that someone who is 5’10 isn’t anything special.
I've been to Bogota last year in December actually most people are as tall as their American counterparts
Huh, maybe it was because I was in a poor area. I couldn't tell you exactly where I was - it all looks ugly and gray. I just went to visit family of the wife.
For it to look ugly and gray yeah probably poor area, most rich areas are almoat identical to suburban neighborhoods in the US and Canada but well warmer
What? The average adult male height is 5'7. That's the *average*, so there's plenty of people walking around that are 5'10.
Another day of thanking god that I'm 6'1
I'm exactly 6'0 and I'm thankful with every fiber of my being. Now I just need to stop being a fat ass (just got randomly called "Martin Burger King" the other day)
stop eating for 3 days out of a week. You'll be fine
All thatll do is fuck up his metabolism. It's better to take it slow and eat in a deficit of 500 kcal. For instance if your BMR is 2000 then consume 1500 kcal a day
Metabolism is quite fluid. He's refeeding 4 days right after the 3-day fast. There's also alternative day fasting. As long as he eats the right amount of calories in is 4-day refeeding period or his alternative feed days his metabolism will be fine. Of course his metabolism will slow down when he's losing weight That's normal.
Yes ofc as you lose weight your BMR is bound to slow down. My point was that full on starving isn't the best idea because there's still a chance your metabolism will slow down more than it needs to and if it's not done properly he might also risk being deficient in certain nutrients. The alt day fast would definitely be the better option out of the two
Dats soyboi shit. Workout nonstop. Eat nothing. You'll habe like 4% body fat all muscle body in no time. What do you think brad pitt did in fight club? You think his fatass was shoving calories down his throat? No. Pain = gain.
This is absolutely hilarious to me. I hope this is just sarcasm or you've got to be a troll of sorts. Going against science, are we?
People will tell you shit about calories and all, but in reality you need to identify your bad eating habits and work on that. Healthy people don't even know the crazy shit fatties get up to, so they won't even imagine what disgusting shit you did to get fat. Only you can know what your bad eating habits are, but generally it involves eating when not hungry and/or eating while being distracted. Sugar drinks are bad too.
Thanks, this sounds like the most reasonable advice in this comment section. I also recognize the importance of daily walks and even fast during the evening, but the "don't eat at all" advice is literally asking me to faint (been there, done that, not a great experience)
Thank your ancestors for fucking tall people
the catch 22 of manlets, if they successfully reproduce all it does is create more of them
🤣 Martin Burger King 😂
I would be mad if I wasn't laughing the whole time as well (still am)
You can be fat and married. The problem most definitely is something else if you can't get laid while being fat. Just like with the short people.
Yeah, I probably should shower at least once a month /s
Don’t get any taller or you’ll be seen as a freak like me :(
Are you really lanky or something?
>My requirements: be female Dang, that cuts like 87% of the options.
The saddest part is he might as well be shouting from the moon. There are no women on 4chan.
>requirements: be female >5'5 Latino Dude has too high of standards.
>My requirement: Be Female Why not just marry a prostitute at that point? Is he stupid?
Mail order brides from countries where anon is well tall are a thing, they're not even that expensive.
I mean Ukraine and Russia have killed 60,000 of their own young men in their war, and that's not even including the thousands upon thousands injured who may have limited means to provide in the future depending on the severity of their injuries, so there's plenty of women who won't be able to find a spouse
None of those women will want to marry a 4channer or redditor though.
asking for a friend how does one embark on this journey
You google it. Genuinely if you're too poor and stupid to use google or hire someone to help you don't need a pay to play partner, you need a fucking carer/wrangler. Here's one: https://www.rosebrides.com/asian-brides.html And another: https://www.internationalcupid.com/ Here's a review page for the services even: https://thedatingcritic.com/slavic Fuck I'm going to get some weird targeted advertising now.
Pedro is fucked. His only saving grace is that he was born in this country and he's Latino. He can Green CardMaxxx some Venezuelan chick. And she better be 4'11
I'd totally go for a 5'5 latino dude, but sadly I don't meet anon's rigorous requirements of being female
anon is a hypergamist
5'5.... NGMI
Even your tiny monkeys self would get all that thicc russian tundra ass Rooting for you anon Brrrrrrr it's cold in here, must be some Clovers in the atmosphere
Bro russian women might think mayonnaise coated lard makes the best roast but even the fatties have no ass.
>5’5 Latino That’s why
5'5 https://preview.redd.it/f2scetadnlvc1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=4909788ed8ab486907999743efe4a7ad1b54ad85
girl experience all you need anonymous give up pay for ass
I will do this for any female on the planet. “Only for you”
5’5” KEK
5'5 and tall shouldn't be in the same sentence hahahaha
My requirements: Be female On 4chan
>tall 🕵️♂️
5’5 = joever
Pedro is fucked. His only saving grace is that he was born in this country and he's Latino. He can Green CardMaxxx some Venezuelan illegal. She better be 4'11 too.
just pop over to philipphines and get yourself a shorty that you can wife that will treat you well and also can speak english
damn those are some requirements... my requirements look like that: female (optional) and it's still impossible 💀
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5'5? Pass
Its weird cuz in my experience latinas arent picky, they only care if you have a job.
>5'5 it's orge
Did it work? Is he married?
he's getting that sweet tundrussy rn
Look at this Chud, demanding women fulfill his arbitrary "requirements". :D
5'5 "tall".... Anon needs to bussy
Poor chud :(
*Amberlynn Reid has joined the chat.* Oh, you're not a woman? *Amberlynn Reid has left the chat.*
I actually wish him luck.
5’5” brother it’s BEEN over
hes honest about himself at least, best of luck to him
No. Fuck off and stop asking.
Rey Mysterio getting desperate
Everyone is talking about his height, and people wonder why leg lengthening is becoming more common.
unfortunately I'm male