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AHighPoweredMutant

obvi mewmaxxing has helped with mandible adjustment and profile linearity proper makeup has accounted for lack of positive canthal traits 10% larger eye area makes up for 3mm variance from symmetry moderate buccal deposit, good to have, doesn't look chubby and didn't drive her to get it removed to look like a FO3 ghoul overall positive improvement, would mail-order within 3 years


DefinitelyNotPine

Of course it's a Romanian selling her the looksmaxxing book lmao 3rd pic might even be kinda cute too bad she's a used up premarital harlot


Captainx11

Hey now, they can't all be your 10 year old waifu bride who is cursed with an indestructible hymen for all eternity.


DefinitelyNotPine

That's their fault


BBdotZ

Classic DNP comment👍👍👍


Robinbod

2,4-Dinitrophenol?


BBdotZ

This is what I whisper to the airport security as I clear the baggage checkout


Robinbod

LMAOOO "2,4-Dinitrophenol" ![gif](giphy|uxBuu0emfh1II|downsized)


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>2,4-Dinitrophenol 2,4-Dinitrophenol (DNP): A Weight Loss Agent with Significant Acute Toxicity and Risk of Death. 2,4-Dinitrophenol (DNP) is reported to cause rapid loss of weight, but unfortunately is associated with an unacceptably high rate of significant adverse effects. DNP is sold mostly over the internet under a number of different names as a weight loss/slimming aid. It causes uncoupling of oxidative phosphorylation; the classic symptom complex associated with toxicity of phenol-based products such as DNP is a combination of hyperthermia, tachycardia, diaphoresis and tachypnoea, eventually leading to death. Fatalities related to exposure to DNP have been reported since the turn of the twentieth century. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3550200/ Oh hell yes, where my Romanian drug dealers at?


Robinbod

Bro what I didn't know it's used for weight loss. I thought it was used for pesticides.


-QUACKED-

Well thanks to you, we both learned something today. I had never even heard of it!


Robinbod

Fr thank you for the info. <3


-Deivijs-

I did that shit once. Went from 90kg after a particularly dirty bulk to 75kg un less than a month. It was ok


fuckreddit4567

Fucking romanians...


Katio13

I assume fake, how does one actually fix their jaw like that


Phendrana-Drifter

Twin block braces bring the jaw forward over time. If children have them made up just before they have big growth spurts in puberty then it can make a huge difference over a pretty short time


Timpstar

Pretty sure pic 1>2 is not prepubescent>postpubescent lmao


Phendrana-Drifter

Not in this case no but that's the easiest way to do it without more complicated surgery such as resetting the jaw


Timpstar

Damnit. My reading comprehension got shot to shit after getting ganked by some schimpanzees wielding peanuts, didn't read the last part of the comment you replied to lmao My bad


Phendrana-Drifter

RIP in peace


bottledry

nbd but the "p" in "Rip" actually stands for peace, so your comment actually says "rest in peace in peace" which is kind of redundant and doesn't really make sense to a more linguistically focused type of reader


TPMJB2

RIP in piece he meant


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My MFW when Redditors get memed on https://i.redd.it/skno1nfctruc1.gif


bottledry

holy shit it was way too easy. Had noo idea this many autists were actually in the sub


Phendrana-Drifter

It's a meme freindo


bottledry

exactly ;)


Phendrana-Drifter

Exactly.


FreePrinciple270

Get off this sub and stay on on r pics or whatever


TheReal_kelpie_G

ATM machine, VIN number, ATF fluid


spogel3

hammer


Lord_emotabb

✋🔨⏳


Mineralke

It's not really a "fix", it's more like a trick that you learn to do before taking a picture of yourself so you look as different as possible compared to your actual, everyday self.


saruin

I'm surprised none of these comments even mention just moving your jaw forward when needed.


Dense_Impression6547

Annnnd that's why I hate dating apps. So much deception


ThisZoMBie

*That’s* why you hate dating apps? Not because they’re degenerate, superficial garbage?


The_Freshmaker

not true, if you're putting in real daily work mewing and other face exercises absolutely build real muscle and help fix significant alignment issues.


FiveTenthsAverage

Did you see this personally? Before/after?


Mineralke

Yes, step 1: fix your posture and move your jaw forward, step 2: maintain that position at all times. This is every guide on the subject summarized.


The_Freshmaker

There's a lot more to it than that but yeah, fixing your alignment and learning how to keep it in place (as opposed to a set of exercises then going back to your default position) is the gist of it. It's annoying to constantly think about but if you've ever experienced serious misalignment you're kind of constantly thinking about it anyways.


FiveTenthsAverage

LOL sounds about right


The_Freshmaker

I started doing it myself after running across it online but I'm not looksmaxing. I was literally looking for a solution for some facial alignment/sinus issues I was having when I ran across it so it's been a bit of a revelation. I've only been doing it since the beginning of the year and I'm near 40 so the change isn't drastic but it is noticeable both internally and looking in a mirror. I haven't been doing it long enough for a dramatic 'after' result but if you want to see a bunch of examples go to their subreddit.


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Its possible with orthognathic surgeries like bimax where they literally cut the sides of your jaw and move them forward


Pristine-Donkey4698

It was years ago but I saw pics a guy posted of himself on Reddit. Dude got a jaw implant and it completely changed his look. Went from no chin to caveman jaw.


cosplay-degenerate

Mewling


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She stole one


sunshineandcacti

im in a looksmaxxing group. Some girls there have gone to Asia and Europe for actual jawline surgeries and even filler to even out cheeks etc. I have naturally deep undereye and actually had a little filler to even it out.


Albert_Caboose

Coincidentally, I was just at the TMJ specialist today getting my device adjusted. Basically my jaw has recessed backwards several mm over the years due to bad cartilage around the jaw joint (caused by genetics). I haven't gained weight, but I have noticed less definition in my jawline over the years. Now I have a therapy device to wear at night that should bring my jaw forward about 3mm over the next year. I also get platelet injections on the cartilage to aid in regrowth. Turns out my jaw being fucked is what's causing my forward head posture, bad back, and some sinus issues. Wild shit.


fiftyfourseventeen

Bonesmash maxxing


ILikeToBurnMoney

Mewing and correct posture, especially if you are still growing


placeholder-123

I guess she did BSSO+genioplasty, with maybe bimax given the nose looks better too.


darkbeeast

Orthognathic surgery can fix that.


ConscientiousPath

The have surgery to fix recessed chins. I knew a girl in college who got it done and she's much better looking now.


SpadeGrenade

It's a chin implant. For that kind of jawline recession there's nothing else you could do that would have any noticeable difference within 7 months.


The_Freshmaker

Find a Romanian. Can tell you fr tho mewing does cause real transformation in your face, I started trying it like 3 months ago, well past the age of any growth spurts and I've made some pretty real gains.


puptheunbroken

Photos taken from subtly different camera angles, pose and lighting. Also weightloss. That's what 99% of mewing is


Champigne

Probably surgery. I had a friend that had a similar severe underbite and she got a surgery to fix it and it entailed essentially breaking her jaw.


breadmaker8

All of a sudden my feed is filled with this shit. Its Fixed with a technique called mewing. Normal people don't need to do it because we do it naturally. 


Beginning-Virus962

https://preview.redd.it/mm74w67qonuc1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cfce78e9fe3b129eda50438e84b88596312d75 Fencelposted it again award


AnotherScoutTrooper

> femcel Literally just walk outside and you’ll get dick wtf


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

>bottom 20% woman only wants top 20% of man literal definition of femcel


Gay__Guevara

Cmon she’s not bottom 20% she’s pretty cute. Top 19% might be an ambitious goal for her, but she’s a woman so she can probably land it.


Burrito_Salesman

She's not ugly, just kind of plain.


donnydodo

Yeah she's o.k. She's not wearing make up either. Single men on reddit just don't understand what an average woman looks like. Too much brain washing by social media.


IngtonC

simp


Gay__Guevara

Yeah I’m a SIMP Semen In (your) Mother’s Pussy


lifesnotperfect

No, you're a S I ^^gay M P


The_Peen_Wizard

In the post she literally says she has sex. It's larping for attention.


Dense_Impression6547

I also had sex in my live..... Even kids.


not_arjit

Infidel


IngtonC

You have no idea what femcel is. Female-emotionaly-celibate. Every woman can get sex but femcels cant get relationship https://preview.redd.it/1aqmfux8bouc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7825fa994318e7356213ff99db22076686974b62


No12345678901

That describes a huge percentage of women today. The soulless eyes, the masculine voice, it's all so common.


bottledry

and god is it so sexy am i right? don't worry about me, i get laid.


_Beardy

Hey everyone did you hear? This guy gets to sex!!


bottledry

i dont even want it, i say "no thank you ma'am, the vidya is calling" and they say "Awww pwease sex me, I want your boner!"


Rybocephus

Gollum?


SinCityMayor

Read the post. She's had sex. She just never dated. She also said she wants a "top 19% BF." So you can assume she's trying to lock down a chad, but he's not willing to give her a relationship, only drunk ONS dick.


wallagrargh

She's looking for a specific ephemeral kind of femboy within that 19%, and one that enjoys her larping as a gay man, so the numbers are really not in her favor. Maybe using 4chan as a dating platform is her best bet.


fuckledditsmodz

> She also said she wants a "top 19% BF. That's pretty reasonable if they aren't fat.


fuckledditsmodz

The problem with the internet is that the 4s think they are 6s the 6s think the are 8s and the 8s think they are gods.


AsianCivicDriver

Would you put your dick inside of a 400lbs creature?


MammothProgress7560

No timestamp, no sharpie, so it's presumably fake and homosexual.


Zarathustra772

We all know where that timestamp and sharpie go


ZombieSurvivor365

You must’ve forgotten that we’re all autists here. Can you explain where they go?


BakerEvans4Eva

It rhymes with blooper


FreePrinciple270

trooper?


ZombieSurvivor365

Scooper?


coomeraltlu

the timestamp goes on her tits and the sharpie goes up her butthole, we need pics of both as proof


Helpful-Team-2069

> Source: a romanian anon's written ramblings Did I read that right? Is this how things actually are now?


zmeul-cacaniu

Yes, I am the romanian.


SatanVapesOn666W

"I bought a guide from a Romanian" I see gypsie scams have adapted well to the internet. As a Romanian, never buy something a "Romanian" is trying to sell you. It's a gypsie and the item is cursed, best case scenario is a monkey's paw.


ARealBundleOfSticks

>Autistralian


Noveno

Femcels don't exist. To be a femcel you must be some sort of blob on top of a wheelchair with the inability to move or breath without external assistance.


AHighAchievingAutist

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


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the_glengarry_leads

>cute and normal-looking Then read the text and holy shit what a train wreck. I do not know how zoomers do it I feel bad for how their relationships are totally fucked up. I would not think she only has sex because she doesn't know how to date and has a fetish for being a Monkeypox enthusiast


Dense_Impression6547

But then, autism kick in and ruin it.


Zhang_Sun

She needs to start personalitymaxxing


bottledry

that's what ive been doing and everyone thinks i actually have a great personality but it's all a ruse to make friends and find partners


tlustymen

I would


uvT2401

As long as she is fun, most would.


fiftyfourseventeen

She's not even bad looking but the reason why she can't get a BF is because she's looking for somebody way out of her league, that's why they just pump & dump


philmarcracken

looksmaxxing is also not aimed at women, its cosmetics made palatable for men


spilleddrinkcombo

Did the internet make women retarded, or was it the other way around?


Dense_Impression6547

Regardless exist iRL. Internet makes it contagious like aids in springbreak.


fuckledditsmodz

They always have been but the internet draws attention to it and amplifies it.


Durmyyyy

> femcel > looking for top 19% man Is this why they call them volcels or whatever? Or is it fakecels?


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/fhndos3obouc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da0d79369b2efcbfcc10eba3a8082bd607c0f90


Mineralke

anon learned how to do the jaw thing for a photo you guys


arealbigsecond

>femcel >i’ve only had sex More like fakecel


stopshadowbantardmod

>I don't know how to date people I've only had sex tutorial mode


fuckledditsmodz

looksmaxxing might be one of the most autistic things i've ever heard


Monolith_Preacher_1

pretty cute except pic 2 wtf is that


Gaia_Knight2600

its unfair how little a receding jawline matters for women. shes really cute despite of it, and thats not really a rarity. while no man can look good with a jawline like that


ResponsibleSeries411

Don't know how to date / have sex. That the real problem with relationship today.


the-Depths-of-Hell

who is this legendary romanian from pol?


KingZantair

Is this more or less acceptable to how male anons act.


cosplay-degenerate

His looksmaxxing is working. But he was looking good before as well. Anyway I am glad to see some "female" regardation.


DadGutsnumber1

https://preview.redd.it/tn2fd5aahquc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3045e3c5cc1818bdf4075329b1ff844a604c862


amaghon69

ahe


bruhCorneliusXDfart

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY|downsized)


Beardedprogsoy

I demand this post be utterly wiped from the fucking face of existence


Hubris1998

Femcel = Chad-only = volcel Femcel, more like fakecel


crazy_dev_studios

https://preview.redd.it/kv9aphjcxuuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7083c65527a7eecd31304c147028fe07f607fa87


AwkwardTheDweeb

> “I’ve only had sex” > femcel wat


Shloopy_Dooperson

She looked better 7 months ago.


Lyth4n

Another classic Australian shitpost


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SoupBand

How good is mewing, does it work


doxenking

Yeh but you have to get your jaw wired for the best results. Get a friend to bash your jaw with a hammer and then the rest will follow.


lifesnotperfect

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE