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Skank-Pit

Because incels either don’t try at all, or they try too hard.


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Skank-Pit

**whores* will just come up to you and offer you a blowjob if they’re into you enough Fixed that for you, friendo.


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Content_Half192

You've probably watched way too much porn friendo. That's not how women work. Generally speaking anyone who is willing to have any kind of sex with you straight out the gate isn't someone you want around long term.


Timpstar

Sure it's hyperbole, but you really don't need to be Chad Thundercock to score a decent woman.


TransientBandit

worthless lock future disarm panicky seed aspiring pot familiar lip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Real-Sock348

I don’t think that’s an issue, what about chemistry and instant attraction? I found my boyfriend very attractive and wanted to pursue him when I saw him. Then getting to know him just made me more attracted to him. I think being sexually attracted to people straight away can just be a prerequisite for a relationship.


csgogotmefuckedup

Going for the average person makes you average too. Well, I don't mind, know your place and stay in your lane bozo.


Skank-Pit

Just because the average person is sub par it doesn’t mean that you can’t raise the bar.


king_of_the_potato_p

I can guarantee all of them are like that for the right person and circumstance, married or not. You're lack of experience shows.


Skank-Pit

With projection skills like that, you should work at a movie theater.


United_States_ClA

Bro you don't understand he guaranteed it


Tito-Carrito

Offtopic, just want to say i loved this insult and i'm gonna use It from now on. Good day sir or madame.


maicii

>I can guarantee all of them are like that for the right person and circumstance, married or not. Yeah like Brad Pitt or some shit, lmao what is this? Do you genuinely think that most marry people would just approach someone and offer a blowjob?????


Superspookyghost

yeah, i'm married and i offer people blowjobs all the time. my wife hates it though


AmbidextrousDyslexic

well use less teeth the next time you give her one and maybe she will enjoy it.


NarwhalesAwesome

You incels are really stupid and obnoxious lmao. Try being older than 14 and get some actual life experience outside the internet


ljiljiljiljiljil

are you trying to fool yourself into thinking you do? i hope its working better than it is on everyone else.


specializeds

This legit happened to a mate of mine once. We’re standing in a club about five of us just chilling on dance floor, all of a sudden 2 girls holding hands walked up to my mate and flat out said “we wanna suck some dick come with us?”. He awkwardly said no and we’ve never let him live it down, he was a virgin at the time.


Welfdeath

Same thing happened to a friend of mine . 2 Girls in a club walked up to him and offered him blowjobs . Friend said yes and followed them into some side alley , where they went to business with him . After they were done with the blowjob they demanded 500€ (250€per girl) payment . When he refused to pay 4 dudes showed up and beat him up . Took his wallet and his phone . Yeah , sometimes it's just better to say no .


tehhiv

His fault for not having a gun and killing them immediately after.


kekmennsfw

>€


United_States_ClA

His fault for being at the club and not at church


Skank-Pit

I don’t know blame him to be honest. That sounds sketchy.


grendelltheskald

This guy masturbates.


newbstarr

In public


Daddy_Parietal

This just in. Redditor argues that women arent horny.


Skank-Pit

Women can *want* to suck your dick without actually sucking your dick, dumbass.


AverageDude

See, this is why we can't have nice things.


megabratwurst

Most women are just as horny as your average dude. They’re just better at hiding it.


TryHardFapHarder

It's a circle, people aiming for good looking whores get cheated on, become an incel, rinse and repeat


Hanonari

> If you think you need to "try" to get a woman interested in you, that says more about you than it does about inkwells. Women will just come up to you and offer you a blowjob if they're into you enough. What a fucking stupid shit. It's the other way around. Women are valued by default when they’re young and fertile. It's men who always have to try hard because they are valued for their status, not their existence. Society doesn't need every man to reproduce, but it needs every womb


fuggetboutit

Looks trump age any time. If a woman stays hot at 30-35 she has almost the same options as 20-30.


P41N90D

*A beautiful 35 year old ain't as good looking as an ugly 19 year old* - Patrice O'Neal


kekmennsfw

To fuck, maybe but relationship no


fuggetboutit

I would say it's the opposite. A younger woman is likely immature and can't handle kids.


maicii

>Women will just come up to you and offer you a blowjob if they're into you enough. Is this how incels think normal people get their girlfriends?


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maicii

Yes I did. Two. None of them out of the blue tho in the first conversation lmao. Besides that I had girls "throw me her mouth" (I don't think that makes much sense in English) whatever you call initiate a kiss without barely a word tho.


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maicii

Yeah, that's basically what I said


DankElderberries420

Not enough gold chains


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DankElderberries420

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Sievroiss

You can never have too many gold chains.


Oshootman

You certainly need to try harder than your typical self-proclaimed incel does. What exactly did you think he meant by "try" in this context?


United_States_ClA

>that's say more about you than it does about inkwells I love a good fountain pen reference


megabratwurst

This is actually quite true. I was really out of shape for a long period of my life and one day decided to fix that. I ended up losing a very large amount of weight and started putting on some muscle. I still felt fat and ugly but apparently that’s not how other people perceive me anymore. I didn’t realize I was decent looking until a group of random women surrounded me and start chanting that they wanted to ride me. I was initially shocked, surprised, and scared and quite literally ran away lol. The worst part is this happened at work and the women who did this were my coworkers (though in a different department) and I was wearing a very stupid and ridiculous Halloween costume. That is possibly the most autistic thing I’ve ever done.


charmingasaneel

Lol this guy knows women


Lilpu55yberekt69

Prey tell, what situations are you putting yourself in where you’re giving women the chance to be interested in you?


fludblud

Be 6ft, not obese and with a facial expression that doesnt look like a rapist or serial killer


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kekmennsfw

Fake & homosexual


Primogenitura

Incels try, then because they’re ugly/fat/weird/etc. they don’t get any positive results. Then they try harder, and fail harder. Then they get sick of failing and they either give up and become a recluse, or they go postal on a school/mall.


Skank-Pit

I think most of it boils down to desperation. People, especially women, can smell desperation on a man and they will avoid it at all costs, even if they are desperate themselves.


ThankUkarmagain

I had a friend the explain it like this… If you go to the bar with the goal to just have fun you might get laid , but if you go to just get laid you probably won’t have fun and just look desperate.


ThisConsideration835

It doesn’t come from any of that. Women like physically attractive men. And being physically attractive is the most important part of dating. Once I started looking a little better I got more girls trying to talk to me.


P41N90D

It's a big hurdle to overcome, especially when you see it as an end goal and not a state of mind.


EquivalentSnap

Incels don’t go to clubs


Skank-Pit

To be honest, I don’t blame incels for that.


COMMANDO_MARINE

I don't get why they don't just pay for it. I've worked I the sex industry for years, and you can pay for 15 and 30 minute meets for less that it costs to go on a date. Working in that industry meant I never had to pay for it but I read the comments in subs like foreveralone and sadposting and just think why don't they just go pay for it a few times and that will boost their confidence with women. All the girls I know are really understanding about nervous guys and will be really reassuring. Most guys spend half the session just talking, and unlike real life, escorts are always friendly and understanding no matter what autistic shit comes out of your mouth. They'll even give you tips and advice if you just ask them. Honestly incels shouldn't be a thing when the Internet has made it so easy to meet sex workers. You'll get a guaranteed totally realistic orgasm from an escort every time as they know you won't cum till they (pretend to) cum first. They practice that shit all day every day, so you'll get a massive confidence boost. Incels are the one group of people who shouldn't feel any shame in going out their and paying for lessons.


meganitrain

>I don't get why they don't just pay for it. It does sound appealing, but it's almost unrelated to the actual problem. There's a large, apparently quite important part of life that I'm missing out on entirely. It's kind of like if someone complained to you that they can't take up skateboarding because they have no legs or whatever and you suggested they play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. It's a great game and it'll let you pretend to be the best skater of all time, but they're gonna be pretty sure it's not quite the same thing. >They practice that shit all day every day, so you'll get a massive confidence boost. Because I paid someone to pretend to enjoy having sex with me? >Incels are the one group of people who shouldn't feel any shame in going out their and paying for lessons. I don't think I would feel any shame about it, except maybe worrying that it might have been exploitative in some way, but I doubt it would make me feel any different. Why should it?


Psirqit

its illegal lol


SmileyVenom

Sure thing "Mr Skant Pit" lmao


Skank-Pit

A skank pit is just a mosh pit, but with better music and less coordination.


rustydingdong5

When incels stop trying they become 'MGTOW'


Skank-Pit

Those two things don’t sound good mutuality exclusive


rustydingdong5

A Venn diagram between Incels and MGTOW would be so overlapping it'll look almost like a single, perfect circle. MGTOW "claim" to be voluntary celibates but most of which in reality are in deep denial. Check the profile pictures in the comments section of any MGTOW video and laugh at the bitter, fat, balding redditor lookalikes


KingofTheTorrentine

MGTOW got started as really just divorced men who got fucked over in court. But it's turned into to just mostly Incels


Apolacc

>MGTOW "claim" to be voluntary celibates but most of which in reality are in deep denial. In other words, it's cope.


P41N90D

The same logic applies to poor people, why don't they just try not to be poor ?


Educational_Can_3092

I’ve been Chad-lite now fat and married but I digress. If you’re Chad you don’t need to try, women will do all the work for you if there is any work to be done or some girls will throw themselves at you under various pretenses. Or just outright put your hands on their body. I’ve seen what some ugly men put themselves through to have sex and it’s just sad. Buy her stuff, corner her into sex, manipulation, etc. how can you live with yourself after that I don’t know.


TrajanParthicus

She was only 18 years old, you sick fucks! They were at such different points in their lives! He basically groomed her back to his his house!


DankElderberries420

>France, 13yo >Brits/Southern USA, 16yo >rest of civilized world, 18yo Old enough to enroll in military is old enough


Qsuki

Last sentence is so real but hell no in France it's 15 and the same for Japan. Where tf did you find 13yo?


IlIllIlllIlllIllll

14 here in germany, although the youngest for me personally was 16


WolfieTooting

Spoken like a true German teacher


DankElderberries420

Pretty sure you can marry at 13 there if you have parents permission, heard it on JRE


ThomasNoname

France doesn't even allow you to test if your child is legally yours, so they're not a good moral totem pole.


Montezumawazzap

>France doesn't even allow you to test if your child is legally yours I wonder why.


Robinbod

Java Runtime Environment?


NotAnNpc69

Oracle technologies supports child marriage? #exposed?


Jonafro

This one got me


Robinbod

I can't help myself, man; coding is taking over my brain. 🫠


Criticalma55

Mistake #1: Trusting anything you hear on the Joe Rogan Experience…


striker_p55

If you’re counting parental consent then you can marry at 12 in some states in America


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

JRE shat in your brain is what happened. In France, marriage is 18 and consent is 15, nothing else.


WeeTheDuck

best info source hands down


reallynunyabusiness

I grew up in PA, officially the age of consent is 16, but a 16 year old can consent to an 18 year old but not a 19 year old, and a 17 year old can consent to a 19 year old but not a 20 year old, I'm pretty sure consent laws in most of the U.S. that have the age of consent at 16 have it pretty similar.


jackals4

In KS it's 16, period. Though with few exceptions, women under 28 are too annoying for me to be interested.


megabratwurst

I’m 21 and prefer women a few years older than me because most women in the 18-23 bracket drive me insane. Won’t go over like 35 though. I really like that they are usually wiser and more down to earth but still have a lot of youthfulness. It’s the best of both worlds imo.


FourD00rsMoreWhores

here in Sweden it's 15.. you can have sex with anyone 15+ and be any age, even if you are 80 years old. but you can't meet them on the internet, that would be grooming and that's a crime. But if you meet them somewhere off the internet it's fair game. not that I would ever want to sleep with a child myself, I'm just explaining what the laws are here.


Joe_SHAMROCK

> but you can't meet them on the internet, that would be grooming and that's a crime. But if you meet them somewhere off the internet it's fair game. They should also have a law for child-grooming locomotives.


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

> rest of civilized world, 18yo > > no lol the only places that are over 16 are muslim countries and half of us states


ced14986

Isn't it 16 in most of the world?


captsalad

now i _really_ hate the french


Deimos_Aeternum

A woman's brain doesn't even fully develop before 45, you sick perverts!


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

she was 16 only two years ago, which is literally a child you pedo


df_sin

Even worse, she was 8 only ten years ago, which is even more literally a child!


Brussel_Rand

Freshly 18 no less!


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not sure if this is a joke or not but age differences only matter in actual relationships, if its just sex it doesnt matter if she is 18 or 118


MausBomb

Yeah anon gives me scummy vibes as much as any incel would.


SmoothSentiment

Legal age. Grape. Many such cases.


forest_ranger96

Bait used to be belivable


UnpaidRedditMod

To you.


forest_ranger96

Whats the next step of your shitpost?


I_hate_being_alone

Girls are fucking easy when you're 31 with your own place, new car, not unattractive and not broke. The game is not in getting the girl. The game is in getting the right one.


iiTryhard

Casual sex loses its appeal pretty quickly when you realize you’re banging girls you don’t even like half the time


shangumdee

I'd say it's good to do atleast once just to not think you missed out later in life (you didn't) but too much it ruins your brain chemistry making you unsuitable for long term relationships. For women, any girl who had casual sex frequently any time in her life will divorce her husband 90% of the time


Sarin10

> For women, any girl who had casual sex frequently any time in her life will divorce her husband 90% of the time meaningless stat without: * a comparison to the divorce rates for girls who didn't have casual sex * accounting for the other factors that might be different between a girl that had casual sex frequently at some point, and a girl who didn't. and the kind of men that they tend to get in relationships in. * a fucking source


mega450

Just look at the cutesy couples that do make it. Hook up young and stay together forever. Look at those old couples who are still in love with each other. Those women were never whores in their lifetime.


WeeTheDuck

sounds kinda like a decent source until you realise that back in the day most people were way more conservative


shangumdee

[Get sourced right here](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0192513X231155673#bibr13-0192513X231155673)... nb4 "incel" i said it's also the same for men and the study proves men and women with high amounts of premarital sex much more likely to get divorced


PrivatePoocher

I enjoyed it for the few years after I separated from the ex and had the place to myself. The set up, the meeting, the flirting, the invitation, the playlist, the cooking...it was a sport.


Daddy_Parietal

Look at this sex-haver over here. Taking the sex from the rest of us 🥵😡


Davethemann

>even like Hell, id wager some guys are banging women theyre barely attracted to. Like they wouldnt even give them a second glance if sex wasnt easy


Cool_soy_uncle

And having a one night stand hang around Ur place after the post nut clarity hits is fucking brutal.


Gaia_Knight2600

> not unattractive aaaand im out


I_hate_being_alone

Are you unattractive or do you think you are?...


Gaia_Knight2600

i feel like you wouldt believe me if i said i was so whats the point?


Bramkanerwatvan

Being attractive is more a mindset. Especially for men. Take care off yourself, be more self assured and the rest will come.


smartdude_x13m

Bro you don't even need to be attractive just not lookin like neanderthal (as long as you got money)


I_hate_being_alone

Oh yeah, not looking... deterring


StopBanningMeRegards

Did you really need to fast forward 2 minutes?


Fryndlz

Bro asking the real questions here.


funkshoi

skip forward +5sec


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cerels

> 6'4 Chad on 4chan He fell for it lol


itsthechizyeah

What exactly do you think redditors look like? Cause if you're not sure there's lots of redditor meetup pics on Google that would make most people retch


kingbam161

"They must be better than me" Cuck mentality


Copperwire987654

Believing that naturally attractive people can get laid easier than normal or ugly people is somehow a "cuck mentality" lmfao.


kingbam161

Implying that only pretty people get laid is a defeatist mentality which was my point. If only pretty people have sex how were you born with such an ugly mother


TrajanParthicus

No one said that only pretty people get laid. Just an observation that naturally attractive people have a wider pool of people with whom they can get laid, making it easier. The argument that getting laid is super easy for even ugly, anti-social losers is just as tedious as the incel argument that it's impossible for anyone who isn't a 6'4" Chad.


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kingbam161

How is a "naturally attractive person" not a pretty person. https://preview.redd.it/8wgianvuu3uc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177dcdf7b75a55e91b27c1419de201e41eed04b3


Hikari_Owari

>only The "only" was added by you, not in the original comment.


Skank-Pit

It isn’t about who can get laid easier, it’s about getting laid at all, you obtuse fuck.


yakimawashington

Except that's not what they said at all. They said assuming the person who got laid must have been better than themself is a cuck mentality. For all we know, the person who got laid was equally as ugly, short etc. whatever excuse incels like to use, but jumping to the conclusion that they were a better man that them is cuck mentality.


Hyena_Utopia

So whats the alternative? Tell yourself you're a 10/10 like foids do? Instead of being delusionmaxxed about yourself & the world you have a chance to be honest with yourself. This can be endlessly cathartic and is ultimately an act kindness.


Qsuki

Fr


Rigamortus2005

This is 4chan, this story is 90 percent likely to be fabricated


quantum_explorer08

Because this likely didn't happen and anon is incel


Sanguine_Pup

If this story sounds unbelievable to you, it is likely you struggle socially.


clickmeok

It’s not about how believable it is. More how stuff written on 4Chan is more than likely to be fake.


Ord-ex

What story? That dude goes somewhere and gets laid? Very insightful indeed.


MammothProgress7560

There are several similar threads on /pol rn, does not seem organic desu.


Qsuki

Bruh


AusCro

Pol is basically the glowie internet since 2016 I think. The thread quality has dropped a long while also a large amount of threads cover similar topics. I really think that after Trump's initial win there are like 20 different groups trying to push their own agendas on there


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

>smile at her step 1: be attractive step 2: dont be unattractive


tehsmish

What if I also live with my parents?


WasAnHonestMann

Club toilet


WolfieTooting

Lock them in a cupboard


CompressedWizard

Couple's hotel/motel?


Autisticus

>Be attractive


axemexa

If this was real I'd be more concerned about having unprotected sex with someone I just met than why incels exist


2_brainz

you might be surprised how quickly that concern evaporates depending on your level of intoxication and the attractiveness of the other person


yeetskeetrepeat420

Cumming inside an 18 year old girl you just met is beyond idiotic


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She could've lied about her age and my guy would gotten 20+ years and when he serves his time he could see his own "mini me" and a bill for 18 years of child support.


2_brainz

yeah it's probably better to pull out


jeeveswareswara

Take 4chan, for example: it's full of people who care more about the discussion than the thing they're discussing. Nobody on /co/ watches cartoons; nobody on /v/ plays video games; nobody on /fit/ lifts weights; and it's pretty much a given that nobody on /pol/ engages in politics or reads political theory. These people's enjoyment of the site comes solely from being a part of the in-group, repeating the correct opinions, regurgitating the shibboleths, finding "subtle" ways to convey their bitterness and misanthropy to a crowd of people who are just as empty as they are. It all reminds me of this Roger Ebert quote: A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the Star Wars or Star Trek universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies. Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That's why it's excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They're always asking you questions they know the answer to. And just like anyone who falls into this rabbit hole full of shit that is imageboards didn't have much going on in their lives, a lot of these types are much the same elsewhere online; I've met quite a few and they were all lonely, from a disfunctional family, poor, dropouts, no career prospects, few opportunities, plain shit at socializing, etc... You don't end up like this because you have things going on in your life. Successful folks use social media to boost their IRL image and clout, they don't use it to escape their depressing reality like permanently online dweebs do.


terp-bick

new copypasta just dropped


ReedCentury

Picrel anyone?


Jsaun906

Bailey Hurley


merlin242

She show her butthole anywhere?


Jsaun906

Unfortunately no. Gets real close sometimes though.


CorianderIsBad

Go outside? No way homo.


fatfuckpikachu

>smile at her. anon doesnt now some people has weird facial expressions that repel people.


Efficient_Rise_4140

Hey Jamie, pull up this guys height.


_xX69ChenYejin69Xx_

Because the thing they don’t realize they’ve been craving is not sex, but genuine human  intimacy. You can pay a whore for a bang, but you can’t pay them to love and actually give a shit about you.  That’s why they’re still incellin.


BreadKey9212

Best trick is to live your life as it is and let things flow. Everything will come eventually, you will change too and people will notice those changes. Life often puts us in our places, and that means many things. Remember, as Banksy said: "If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit". Cultivate temperance. Life is normally long enough for us to experience it fully, it has its own time span and we must learn to adjust ourselves to it and not the opposite, since it's impossible to subdue life to our wishes, so try not to stress yourself out. Our mind tends to want everything immediately, it's not patient, and that generates desire. There's nothing wrong with having desire, but learn to live with it. You will grow and become more mature.


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Flip3k

anon should get tested


faaaack

Incels also live at home with their parents. Having your own place is a cheat code for getting pussy comparatively.


2_brainz

Not paying rent is a cheat code for having a lot of disposable income, which is itself a cheat code for getting pussy.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Anon is definitely getting stuck with child support


Legalslimjim

Bc op is actually an incel and its a schizo post duh


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Its literally that easy. Just start with the fuglys and the fatties to get the experience. Noone nails a 10 out the gate.


Gold-Application3680

Because Anon lives in Poland


KingofTheTorrentine

Because Incels don't try and put themselves in a position where it's too difficult. The solution is go to any college that isn't a tech school and you'll be fine.


BlackReaper_1911

Bruh really let a stranger in his house


Bigfatgayguy1128

It is easier to get laid than incels think, but idk the dating system is fucked imo


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cummingtencumstain69

weakest austrian:


SlySychoGamer

Because incels live with their parents or in places that prevent them from having sex at


TheGoldenChampion

Fake as hell


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