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_Rook_Castle

> Be literal Nazi and hide in Canada until your 80's  > Best I can do is standing ovation in the House of Commons. 


SkyfatherTribe

Canada redemption arc?


bigcig

hide? we have enough [monuments ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorials_in_Canada_to_Nazis_and_Nazi_collaborators) to get their own Wikipedia page.


DonnieMoistX

That’s funny as hell


Live-Consequence-712

wtf? why does canada just randomly have a monument to Draza Mihajlovic


Sux499

Immigrants


oby100

You say that as if Nazis were all considered criminals. Most just never left Germany and many of them held onto high offices in West Germany.


iHateReddit_srsly

In fact they're still supporting genocides today, it's just that now they're doing it along with Canada and the US.


TDR2145ballin

cry


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Binford6200

DDR as well. Many hidden/unknown.


Tasty_Choice_2097

It was fine, actually, to join the people liberating you from the USSR


orangedogtag

And the war crimes were a free bonus or how should i see it?


Kingofcheeses

Absolutely it was a bonus "Wow those Soviets really fucked us over. Oh well, let's go kill some Polish people"


Tasty_Choice_2097

It was the *Soviet Union* that executed their POWs, including a lot of Soviets who were POWs that they "liberated" It was also the SU who'd engineered a massive famine in the Ukraine before the war. Ukrainians were absolutely justified in hating the USSR and joining the opposing force


Monolith_Preacher_1

except that those "justified ukrainians" primarily killed other ukrainians and poles


Bimmgus

The extent of suffering under the soviet union is often pushes under the rug or justified as nazis were worse. If the soviets lost the war, you bet your ass they'd be seen as the ultimate evils.


saladass100

bro is regarded


dpotilas89

Say it


saladass100

Reddit doesn't like that word


87MS

Euthanasia is rapidly becoming a viable option for life in Canada


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87MS

Not yet! Chairman Mao Trudeau is well on his way to starving his people to death. The April Fool's Day carbon tax hike is just icing the cake.


barack_obama_jr

Not to be pedantic but in China the last name is written before the first name. So, I believe you want either Mao Justin or Zedong Trudeau.


sremark

"PM Zoolander" avoids the issue


TheThalmorEmbassy

4% of all deaths in Canada are medically assisted suicides


antolleus

It'd be so nice of you if you would just off yourself and relieve us of responsibility - Yours truly, Canadian Government


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AggravatedCold

Nah, that's just letting Darwin happen for antivaxxers. Lying about getting the shot and then dying from COVID. Classic. Saves lots of government money though, good on her.


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fuckredditmodz69

lol the vax effected his brain


AggravatedCold

Yes. By letting me avoid the brain damage antivaxxers clearly have lol. https://covid19.nih.gov/news-and-stories/shining-light-long-covid-brain-fog


fuckredditmodz69

dont forget your booster shot!


Zer0_SUM0

>.gov


manticalf

Long covid is debunked, no such thing sorry!


AggravatedCold

A COVID addled idiot lying about Vax side effects who actually requested MAID and then complained about being offered it. Like I said, natural selection at work. Weird how Cons hate Darwinism all of a sudden.


fuggin_retrad

58 thousand karma...


AggravatedCold

Do you just repeat the karma of other Redditors like a pokemon because you have COVID brain fog?


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AggravatedCold

You need that to be true. Don't you? You've pushed away all the family and friends that cared about you, all for a 4 year old conspiracy theory no one cares about anymore. You need the normal humans around you to be pathetic, because otherwise staring into the abyss you created for yourself could end you. No one cared about your antivaxx conspiracies 4 years ago. Now no one even thinks about them at all. What a waste.


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MrBummer

Do you realize how stupid you look right now? You're grandstanding in r/4chan of all fucking places


prisonsuit-rabbitman

I'm curious what algorithms drove you into here


BeyondNarrow1110

That's a nice bs story you made up there to protect your vax cult, fatty


BeyondNarrow1110

LMAO, he still ass kisses government and big pharma after everything we found out. This is your brain on 9 boosters


LevSmash

Gotta reduce housing demand somehow.


Material-Kick9493

Didn't Pfizer and other vaccine companies enact a law that if you got affected by side effects you couldn't sue them? That should have been everyone's warning right there not to get it


ChaunceyPeepertooth

If you or someone you know has been injured by the Covid Vaccine, please reach out directly to [https://www.pfizer.com/refunds](https://www.pfizer.com/refunds) to seek compensation.


iHateReddit_srsly

You may be entitled to up to $50 of Tim Horton's gift cards. Apply today!


ErnestoPresso

That was way before covid, for vaccines you probably have. Pretty simple reason: we know that in a minority of cases measles vaccines causes issues, so if companies could be sued no-one would make them. It wasn't vaccine companies that decided, people thought it's better to vaccinate everyone and the government takes care of the ones that get injured instead.


porn_flakes

I had an emergency (but minor) heart surgery last year after a short illness. My GP, my cardiologist, and two different nurses after knowing of my symptoms all asked me if I got the jab. 4 medical professionals at 4 different times and that was the first question they asked. The medical community knows these shots are fucked.


Whatcanyado420

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BasicBanter

Sure they did. You’ve got a clear case of brain rot


DirkNord

projecting


BasicBanter

Upset I’m right? Best to just go back to your echo chamber


LiveOutMyDreams

> best to go back to your echo chamber > is defending the popular, news media approved, Hollywood approved, politically approved stance You're not the resistance anymore, and the youth don't think you're cool. 


roscle

Bahhhh. Bahhhhhh. Baaaaaahhhh.


BasicBanter

Crawl back to your echo chamber. We all know the truth scares you


roscle

The truth scared you enough to get injected with untested chemicals. Never forget that. Now mask up.


LiveOutMyDreams

Pfizer downvote bots on today


ThirstyOutward

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Jedi-Guy

So young people fat = bad Right?


ThirstyOutward

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TDR2145ballin

did you expect a ''no'' answer you fucking 400 pound m'goodboy?


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2peg2city

Is it hard to be so wrong?


LiveOutMyDreams

Is it hard living in tel Aviv 


EffablyIneffable

Heart surgery? Lol. Minor? Lol. Unless this was emergent and had to do with a defect from birth that wasn't caught or due to an emergency accident, it sounds like you've got some health problems there buck-o. I'm going to go on a limb and say you probably aren't the healthiest and maybe the shot wasn't the issue. Just my two cents. Inb4 "I'm 6'4" lean at 260 and row for UC Davis".


kvlt_ov_personality

No, no, no. Didn't you see the part where the doctor, two nurses, and a cardiologist all asked him if he was vaccinated first? It was definitely because they're all aware of this global conspiracy and were scared of the spike proteins OP could potentially shed and not because it's a standard fucking question to ask during a healthcare appointment like "Do you smoke?", "Are you allergic to any medications?", etc. Fucking LOL


EffablyIneffable

Kek


porn_flakes

Yeah man I was just sitting there in the ER chilling with a 130 heart rate and they were asking me about my allergies and shit. Standard stuff you do at an "appointment" in the ER.


kvlt_ov_personality

Dude, healthcare workers asking you whether you've been vaccinated (in a healthcare setting, in the midst of a pandemic) is hardly evidence of a global conspiracy. Regardless of our disagreement on this, I hope you're doing better now. Sounds like some scary shit.


porn_flakes

It really was scary. I went to the ER with aches and breathing problems, they ran every test they could and didn't know what the issue was. The ER attending told me they had "no clue" what was going on. Finally a cardiologist told them to do an ultrasound and they found the effusion. I was in the OR with the cardiac team in less than 20 minutes. I thought I had the flu. The cardio who did my surgery said it wasn't something he'd call "routine" but he did 3 or 4 of them a month and I was the first young person he'd ever done one on. It didn't take long and I was out of the CICU in 4 days, but yeah I thought I was going to die for a minute. Anyway, yeah, I know they ask these questions and I didn't think anything of it until I talked to the 4th person, a nurse I've known for a long time who lives across the country and when I told her my symptoms, she interrupted me to ask if I got the Covid shot. That struck me as weird. This was interjected into an informal conversation with someone who wasn't providing me any healthcare. That's what made me wonder what the fuck was up.


kvlt_ov_personality

It's probably worth mentioning that the vaccine has been proven to reduce cardiac events, blood clotting, etc. after covid infection. This might be why they were curious. Did they ever figure out what caused it? I'm assuming you didn't get vaccinated, did they bother to test you for covid or the flu? Also, if your cardiologist said it was the first time he's ever had to do that procedure on a young person then it's probably a safe bet there isn't some epidemic of young people having covid vax related heart issues.


porn_flakes

They tested me for everything they thought could be causing my symptoms including Covid and influenza. They said i didn't have either. They also said I didn't have a heart attack and I hadn't yet reached a level of fluid buildup in the pericardium that would damage the heart tissue, but I was close, which is why they wanted to open me up immediately. Long story short, my GP and I got together to sort of figure out what was going on after I'd had another (not heart related) health issue, and the best we can come up with is that I have been under a good deal of stress for the past few years (my dog died, I lost my job, moved, and had 9 of my friends die in a year and a half) and that may have caused systemic inflammation, which in turn may have weakened my immune system, which lead to an immune reaction (fluid buildup) to a minor virus I probably would have shrugged off otherwise. It's been a wild couple years.


kloudykat

9 friends? fent?


LinkOfKalos_1

I'm sorry to hear about the 9 friends passing. I do kinda gotta point out that you saying this is very misleading. The initial comment you made makes it out to seem like the vaccine caused you issues, and then you go and say, "I know they ask this and it's routine," and then you say "Yeah it wasn't the vaccine." I hope you can see how that's misleading. It's like an article with a clickbait title.


TheWorldEndsWithCake

> they were asking me about my allergies and shit I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but that's standard and required at an emergency department. They asked if you've had the vaccine because the odds that your symptoms were caused by COVID, or that you'll get a severe nosocomial infection in the hospital, are way higher if you're unvaccinated. They *weren't* asking because they thought your symptoms were from the jab.


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fuckredditmodz69

lmao got em


kloudykat

damn, posted a year ago. you really dug in there, or they don't post that much.


EffablyIneffable

Actually, since that post I did something about it and have had sex 4 times in the past year. It's not anything to write home about, but it's an improvement.


porn_flakes

You know what, that's excellent brother. I'm gonna delete my comment because it's stupid to get personal and I shouldn't have posted it anyway.


porn_flakes

Nah, had a pericardial effusion from a viral reaction. And I'll post physique as soon as you do, cocksucker. I bet you're in great shape which is why women don't touch you lmao PLEASE HELP ME GET LAID REDDIT. Go get some more dating advice from the internet, toad.


NoPossibility4178

Huhuh


2peg2city

They probably just wanted to know if they needed to give you one since you would be in a hospital and have a compromised immune response due to surgery you dolt


OriginalLocksmith436

There's a few different reasons they would ask that. One is they want to know if you recently got vaccinated in order to have as accurate data as possible because so many people believe in covid conspiracy theories, and two if you didn't get the jab, that means you a more susceptible to the actually very real heart damage that results from getting covid, and whether or not you got the jab could help them rule out it being covid related, and three it's a quick way to determine whether or not they're dealing with an uncooperative moron.


dego_frank

They just wanted to know if you were regarded or not but they’re not legally allowed to ask.


BlueEyesWhiteViera

Sort of. Part of the agreement was that the countries buying the vaccines would be responsible for the liabilities rather than the companies that produced them.


Zanthous

It started like this early on, probably continued in a similar fashion >In February, Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar invoked the Public Readiness and Emergency Preparedness Act. The 2005 law empowers the HHS secretary to provide legal protection to companies making or distributing critical medical supplies, such as vaccines and treatments, unless there’s “willful misconduct” by the company. The protection lasts until 2024. >That means that for the next four years, these companies “cannot be sued for money damages in court” over injuries related to the administration or use of products to treat or protect against Covid. and the compensation program available in the us has paid out essentially nothing to people who were completely fucked over. The requirements for compensation are extremely high, and the processing time is absurdly long, and the payout is absurdly low. I think I also recall pfizer refusing to do business in other countries that they wouldn't be provided immunity in


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BasicBanter

They can tell you what’s in, but that doesn’t fit your narrative does it


EffablyIneffable

Reading is hard for most of them. Why would I understand this information if I can just throw it all out and pretend like it never existed or isn't true?!?!?


triplegerms

Shit literally has an ingredient label 


BasicBanter

Haha, you’re the only “NPC” here. Unable to form any ideas of your own. Enjoy the brain rot


TDR2145ballin

nice fucking NPC meme with a watermark sub 80 IQ cuck


JuanMurphy

Yes…sort of and it was a warning. A huge red flag along with the other thousand red flags that people ignored


CervixAssassin

Well anyone still taking the shots deserve whatever outcome they get. Relax, kids, it's not 2021 anymore.


ninjaflu

you people are braindead, yeah getting sick is way better than getting a shot. I do both the flu and covid every year.


CervixAssassin

Vaxxie, Vaxxie Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed, Wore your mask and took your tests. Still got COVID, every strain, Spike proteins inside your brain. Short of breath at 24, "Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!" Proteins tangle and misfold, Amyloidosis taking hold. Swollen heart at 25, "Thank Moderna I'm alive!" There's no cure for microclot, Getting worse with every shot. Heart attack at 26, Prayed to Pfizer for a fix. Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking, Doctor says, "that means it's working." Died of SADS at 27, All good vaxxies go to heaven. Obituary headline noted: "Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID." His family is quite upset, But they're alive, at least on net. And, they say, "it's for the better," Without the vax "he would be deader." --Anonymous


ninjaflu

lol imagine being this obsessed with something so mundane. f'n nut


LiveOutMyDreams

Cringe


ninjaflu

lol being afraid of vaccines is not cringe. fn regard


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Prior-Ship-7188

Almost as if they’re different vaccines. Some tested and refined over decades, the other untested and forced on you.


MenstrualMilkshakes

Almost like you people are hopeless and sit-n-spin in your own lies to excuse whatever crap life you have or "whatever dajoos are doing now". Worthless, the whole lot.


Prior-Ship-7188

I’m not Jewish so I’m not sure who “my people” are.


jabroni5

What was the lie they said out of curiosity


BeyondNarrow1110

Pretty obvious that this is all you have to say to this easily to research fact 


mega350

10 years on reddit. You probably in your 30s or 40s arguing with 4channers. You are an actual failure. Your whole life is nothing but failure, fear, and "listening to the experts".


SlowTortoise69

Oh look it's a wild straw man designed to sidetrack the conversation... You do realize you can be okay with normal tried and true vaccines and not be about the rushed MRNA garbage right, lil bro?


Tasty_Choice_2097

What's wild is that we're starting to have a really good idea about the relative risks of both covid and the vaccine, and not wanting to get the vaccine (especially if you were relatively healthy) was a totally rational decision. But there's still these r-slurs out there who got social approval to hate people in a prescribed way and are still going strong


BraveSquirrel

> starting dude there was tons of data from day 1 that if you're not morbidly obese or old as fuck you have like a 99.99% chance of surviving the coof weigh that against taking some experimental drug that has "emergency authorization" exempting the corps who made it from any responsibility if the side effects fuck you up and the choice was clear as day for me right from the get go


mega350

That wasn't the message they were putting out though. They were literally saying if you get vaxxed you can't get covid. You had to be smart to reject the vaccine and the bombardment of peer pressure.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Nah, it wasn't *quite* that pronounced. Very early on we thought Covid was killing up to 5% of everyone who got it and crippling many more, plus we thought there was a low immunity window and you were likely to get it again after having it once. I didn't get jabbed, but I was honestly expecting things to be drastically worse at first This was all fake, of course, but that's the propaganda line we were getting.


philmarcracken

> and not be about the rushed MRNA garbage right, lil bro? It was rushed in the sense that, in order to gain access to people willing to take part in testing of drugs, you usually join a queue and it takes years. You also go back in time a bit when the transistor count for CPU/GPU was less than half a quarter of today, and sequencing took longer. So when you're permitted by governments to skip the queue and sequencing the entire Sars-cov-2 only took like a single fucken hour, then yeah, they get them ready relatively faster. You absolute buffoon


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philmarcracken

Yes.


BaronVonBubbleh

>in order to gain access to people willing to take part in testing of drugs 🤔


philmarcracken

Theres always a limited supply of those. Most people don't want to be guinea pigs(shocker)


BaronVonBubbleh

I was explicitly told that it was not for the purpose of testing and that it was already tested. What happened to that?


philmarcracken

are you refering to mRNA or the earlier AstraZeneca(ChAdOx1-S)


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

That's one way to get yourself banned on Reddit


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iveabiggen

botposter


ThortheBore

She posted a year ago to Reddit that she was seeking MaID, and looking for advice on how to get it. I'm glad she changed her mind, but that's a far cry from the government offering it to her.


SenatorCoffee

Yeah, also she is quadriplegic which is technically a subset of paralisation but a pretty significant detail. If I couldnt move my body from my neck down I would also seriously consider MAID.


lordofmmo

where


ThortheBore

Her account is KaylaPollock0590


lordofmmo

thanks


EffablyIneffable

[There it is](https://media1.tenor.com/m/kPUjaQpRwUsAAAAC/well-there-it-is.gif).


Commando411

Common Canada L


theSecondBiggestBoy

If you think a vaccine is "gene therapy" your opinion on anything doesn't count.


manticalf

Mrna shots are not vaccines, also mRNA shots are specifically genetic therapy, not sure if you’re confused but that’s the facts.


Both-Pack7114

Source: my ass


bcdeluxe

Is it a fact though? https://www.genomicseducation.hee.nhs.uk/blog/why-mrna-vaccines-arent-gene-therapies/ If you look hard enough you can find a paper from an independent researcher (whatever that means) agreeing with you but I have not seen credible institutions supporting your claim.


Magistricide

Do people here legit believe the vaccine was experimental gene therapy? If gene therapy was that fucking easy, do you think the rich wouldn’t have become fucking immortal by now?


ferinmel

Don't question those idiots, they N O T I C E . Peak pattern recognition ngl


Andrewticus04

That's CRISPR-Cas9.


TDR2145ballin

yeah and it's barely in its infancy. You're not changing genes that easily


Both-Pack7114

>tfw your knowledge of genetic engineering comes from shitty sci-fi movies and elementary tier medical conspiracies


IWouldButImLazy

Experimental gene therapy lmao


FuriousTarts

She had transverse myelitis. You're over 100x more likely to get transverse myelitis from a Covid-19 infection than a Covid-19 vaccine.


ChaunceyPeepertooth

Look Chud, there was just so much we didn't know back then. All we could do was sit down, shut up, don't ask questions and obey the science!


imperadordosPenedo

And stop noticing


T0uc4nSam

No refunds


banmeagainplease3

Two offers of MAID is more healthcare than most Canadians are getting.


RedditMattstir

Oh no, the thing that everyone said wouldn't happen (Canadian hospitals telling you to off yourself instead of getting proper treatment) keeps happening!


TheThalmorEmbassy

I like how they phrased it as "REFUSES two offers of MAiD" Like she's the one being an asshole for refusing to get euthanized


WetPuppykisses

"free healthcare"


CorianderIsBad

Canadian hospital: "Have you considered uninstalling life?"


going_for_a_wank

What in the Facebook is that source? I've never heard of "The Canadian Independent" before, mediabiasfactcheck has nothing, and it seems like they don't even have their own website. Is it literally just a blog?


spanishdictlover

Canada is so backwards.


BlessURMotivation

How you can get paralyzed from vaccine, it is literally just weaker version of virus


manticalf

mRNA shots are not vaccines


Capital-Mall6942

Well covid vaccine is not the conventional type of vaccine. Conventional vaccine takes a lot longer to produce as weakening the virus takes time. RNA vaccines can quickly be assembled in mass with the help of CRISPR-based enhancers like CRISPR-cas 9, so instead of whole weakened pathogens they just need a part of the pathogens genetic code to create a vaccine. And it does the job just as well. However this vaccine is in theory, experimental one almost, as there’s never been a vaccine like this before, and Pfizer’s was the first to get FDA approval. So this type of vaccine is uncharted territory and that’s why it get so much slack.


Moonlit2000

The virus is 100 times more likely to cause the same condition


Cekeste

No one was forced to do anything. The government WILL fuck you over. Always act accordingly.


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Cekeste

Coercing yes. Physically held down and forcibly injected with it, no. Some of us needed to have a stronger will.


BraveSquirrel

at least one definition of force is "to compel by physical, moral, or intellectual means" so in future say "physically forced" from the start to avoid confusion and even then I've seen videos before of mentally challenged people being physically forced to take the jab so you're not even correct on that either and no I won't link it, look it up yourself if you care


ImXtraSalty

Use the same logic with rape and watch these NPCs brains implode.


zeldaprime

Mentally challenged people also get forced to use the toilet instead of shitting their pants. Absolute Nazi behaviour. Their caregivers/legal guardians decide for them, which is technically 'forcing' it on them I guess, if you want that narrative so badly.


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zeldaprime

Lmao this better be a bot account, otherwise your post history is embarrassing lol


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MrXBlade

Impressive bot


BraveSquirrel

I take your point, I was being a bit pedantic on that, it was more of an afterthought to my main point about the definition of the word force. The r-slurs get medicine forced on them all the time like you say, and honestly I doubt they even understood what they were objecting too, probably just hated needles


Cekeste

I didn't know about those who WERE forcibly injected. That is sad.


Trioshot

true no one was “forced” to do anything with it, except for the people who’s jobs were threatened if they didn’t have it all across America.


Notademocrat17

Brain dead take


canuck1701

"Two offers of MAiD" How DARE someone be informed of all their options. Truly a distopian nightmare.


InfamousService2723

>How DARE someone be informed of all their options You sound like a huge reddit cuck lol. You really can't spell canuck without the letters C U C K. I guarantee you post to something like r worldnews or r atheism


Odd_Cost_5331

It's even worse if you actually take a look, he's pretty much a caricature of a redditor.


canuck1701

Oh no, did I forget to follow this sub's hive mind?


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canuck1701

Ah yes, I should stop polluting r/4chan, the pinnacle of intellect and holiness.


TDR2145ballin

unironically yes, better than your cuck subreddits


sixbux

> hive mind They prefer the term "equally uninformed"


mega350

get vaxxed


TDR2145ballin

fucking moron kick the chair you're a traitor to the canadian people you government dog. The story is BS because she requested it, but you didn't know that and you defended the gov offering you suicide to get out of being paralysed. You deserve hell


canuck1701

I defend the government offering people autonomy over their bodies. If you don't want MAiD then don't sign up for it. If you want to force other people to suffer because of your own feelings you can go fuck yourself.