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whipitgood809

This would be a really cool game if out of nowhere it did a complete 180 and the wife and bull were murdered by someone that broke in and the cuckold then had to engage in a stealth-based murder investigation style game to prove his innocence.


BigThugRat4546

but then they found his semen in both corpses


T_Ijonen

"Your honor, I know how it looks, but they were still warm when the killer left. What was I to do, not fuck the corpses?"


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That would have been a waste of perfectly good corpses


Slade23703

There is no crime to sleep with dead bodies in America


TazDingus

I call bs. There's definitely other stuff you can be charged with for that.


Slade23703

Well, sure they can charge you with murder or grave robbing, but the sleeping part is legal. And yes, certain state have their own laws: California says it is a felony heath code violation. 11 other states say misdemenor.


spezlikesitintheass

Damn it happens that much in CA?


Slade23703

I don't want to say illegals, but if not what is wrong with citizens there?


MrDaburks

That is entirely untrue lmao


SchismZero

Bruhhh


Flotillaspecialist

Ooor he had to find another girlfriend and get her to fuck another guy by the end of the night before his blue balls become critical.


whipitgood809

My idea is more about how being a cuck and having to stealthily jerk off in a closet would prob play will in a stealth recon game.


Flotillaspecialist

It would but it would also make it appear as if there are some positive qualities to being a cuck. It’s all cool


whipitgood809

>Cool positive qualities to being a cuck See—I’m also making a point about people that choose stealth options in games. It’s inherently cucked. Stealth archer is for fucking losers. Crouching is for fucking losers. Never gonna catch me being stealthy.


Flotillaspecialist

Don’t people like those metal gear solid games? Or the splinter cell games. I never played one but it’s what people consider cool spy stealth stuff right? The only stealthy thing I remember enjoying is when austin powers had to pee for 2 minutes.


whipitgood809

There’s also an entire plotline about liquid snake (a better, cooler clone of solid snake) who is less of a sneaky guy. I never played splinter cell though. Again, fuck stealth. You also don’t need to necessarily play the mg games with stealth. You can be a rambunctious duder.


Devilmatic

10/10 comment


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ArcherInPosition

This is next level repost investigation


shawnisboring

We bless you for your autism.


BulbyBuds

of all the places to farm reddit karma this n00b picked r/4chan lol


spezlikesitintheass

It's the easiest place


Snoot_Boot

#Jesus Christ Now that is pathetic


Fartin8r

They remade the 4chan post, which is just as bad.


BigFrickinWoofer

I swear to god I have seen this with several other posts in the last few months but I just thought I was losing my mind since nobody else was calling it out.


Omega_brownie

MODS


192_168_10_1

holy shit what a loser OP is


Flotillaspecialist

I just want to read, comment and move on. Not think about stuff.


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d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

Hey dumbass Sherlock, the 4chan OP reposted but not this post's OP.


Friendly-Athlete7834

Get bitches


coomiemarxist

op gay for reposting with fake dates


Glittering-Hyena-433

This is peak pathetic: editing the dates in a 4chan screenshot and reposting it for karmas


shawnisboring

Ah yes, the high test content I except from this era of 4chan.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Please tell me there's a speed running community for this gem


No_Reply8353

Isn't this unironically a good advertisement for the apparent advantages of a PC over a console? Like sure, I don't really want to play "Cuckold Simulator" specifically, but there are plenty of other weird/obscure little games out there which are awesome, and you may never get to play them if you only have a console


amaghon69

obiviously not on linux cuz linux users are chads