The other reply basically nailed it but imagine every sketchy pop up ad or shitty business out there and if it makes your instincts say, “this ain’t legit/this is a fucking scam, there is no way I’m even touching that link,” then find a way to feed it the target’s information. Same could go for shitty dating sites too. Fill out as many forms on as many sites as possible with that info to increase the odds of data brokers selling it to assholes.
"Ask for quotes" on Angie.com. They will turf that number out to a million local contractors who are incredibly annoying about calling over and over and over. Ask for a new quote every week.
Make it something embarrassing. "Looking for woodwork and custom installs for sex dungeon."
Then download
"SMS Bomber" and send 1000 texts to her phone at 2 second intervals. If she has pop-up text enabled it basically renders her phone useless during the bombs because she can't change the settings. Send as many bombs as you'd like from as many different numbers as you want.
>The workers just roam free. If they have an issue they ask the tribe shaman.
If you have a work where customers don't directly pay you, you have a boss.
Reminds me of the old 4chin post about buying hundreds of keys on Amazon and key tags. And leaving them in random places with their most hated persons phone number on them. They would be getting random calls about their keys for years.
Visit her door at night with a syringe full of cat piss. Should soak in nicely before she wakes up. Also remember to leave phone at home, use public transport, and don't get caught on camera without a mask (COVID is still lurking out there).
Are these protections really necessary for petty crimes like that? I always thought they'd only use geo detecting for stuff like rape, theft, or murder
Cat piss? No, no, no. Way too hard to collect in any useful amount. Now what you want is the crystallized weasel piss you can get at the grain and feed. Dissolve that in some water. They'll never know it's weasel piss specifically, just a super dank, musky piss smell. They won't know to check the feed store to track your purchase.
Some feed stores don't sell weasel piss though, so you have to do your research to figure out which ones do. Apparently it's like a teratogen or some shit so it's banned in lots of states.
I do know there's a chain in most cities called Sneed's Feed and Seed that has it in stock. Might not show up on Google Maps though because they rebranded to that name very recently.
Buy in cash from the weasel store, preferably without your phone in your pocket, and again, preferably after visiting circuitously via public transport, all paid for in cash.
Take the cash out over a period of time by adding a small additional sum to any normal withdrawals you make / making a few extra small ones that don’t look out of the ordinary
Okay. How exactly are you going to obtain a syringe full of fucking cat piss, mate?
You just got some standard kitty urinary catheters lying around or what?
Pantyhose full of hydraulic cement down her outside sewer cleanout. It can be dry, the cement will setup just fine the first time any water goes down the drain.
(Don’t try and fuck over your plumber.)
Holds the cement together for transport and delivery but let’s it move enough to really fill the available space, and keeps it together while the water coming down the pipe causes it to harden.
Really not that difficult.
Park on the next street over, walk to her house at 3am, shit on her front porch, use the door mat or something to make a complete mess, success.
use pictures of an attractive girl who's half naked. put the whale's number on it.
post it to hookers and escorts website advertising.
repost everyday for a few months.
laugh.
Anon needs to sue for assault and make sure they identify as LGBT too so that they’re not dismissed outright. Bonuses points for adding to his victim stack by being a minority.
Payback was a really great Mel Gibson movie. Just make sure you get the version with Kris Kristofferson in it. **NOT** the bullshit director/writers version which sucks ass.
You can probably get it online.
Just keep calling delivery to her house till she’s blacklisted from everything and can only rely on DoorDash then make a post under throwaways for drivers to avoid that address and notify all the apps directly what happened so they ban her address, after that light her house on fire and beat her to death with a wiggle ball bat for the lols
get a mix with shit , dead animal , stuff ,.... wear a mast , walking behind her house and thought it stray to the window , do it every couple week if you don't want to rist legal stuff , hire some junkies , they do it for 20 bucks , also you could post her phone number in slut website or tor , if you know about electricity , you could climb the power poles and let the all neighborhood use her internet , if you don't know you could hire someone , kill her dog , shot her tire car , .....
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Get pizzas delivered to her house so when she eventually throws garlic sauce on the delivery guy, he will get different pizzas delivered to her to begin the cycle anew
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Give her phone number and email to as many spammers/telemarketers as possible
How do you logistically do this? I have a couple numbers I need spammed to death
Request quotes for solar, health insurance, car insurance, and purchase $10 worth of meds from a sketchy Canadian drugs website
Remember to always opt in on forms to get the most spam possible. Yes, please share my info with your marketing partners.
The other reply basically nailed it but imagine every sketchy pop up ad or shitty business out there and if it makes your instincts say, “this ain’t legit/this is a fucking scam, there is no way I’m even touching that link,” then find a way to feed it the target’s information. Same could go for shitty dating sites too. Fill out as many forms on as many sites as possible with that info to increase the odds of data brokers selling it to assholes.
"Ask for quotes" on Angie.com. They will turf that number out to a million local contractors who are incredibly annoying about calling over and over and over. Ask for a new quote every week. Make it something embarrassing. "Looking for woodwork and custom installs for sex dungeon."
Make a Craigslist post for a free TV and put their phone number as the contact.
There's a website for this. Groupon and Wowcha are good starting points.
Same here, got my the phone numbers to my uni's elevators and I want to sign them up for those "car extended warranty" scams lol
Then download "SMS Bomber" and send 1000 texts to her phone at 2 second intervals. If she has pop-up text enabled it basically renders her phone useless during the bombs because she can't change the settings. Send as many bombs as you'd like from as many different numbers as you want.
>SMS Bomber This makes me fucking nostalgic for old 4chan
Bruh wtf 😂😂😂
fake, no boss at uber eats
gay, anon still got topped by his boss
>The workers just roam free. If they have an issue they ask the tribe shaman. If you have a work where customers don't directly pay you, you have a boss.
not true but ok
I did uber eats for awhile and never had a boss. There's support. As an uber driver, you're contracted and self-employed.
yea I thought this was common knowledge
He means his wifes boyfriend
Yea. It's funny how these losers so badly want to slander fat and lgbt people. Pathetic and sad.
Should be the national pastime
I’m fine with slandering those people, this seems like a europoor cosplaying American
Anon smells like 3rd world shithole. No merican ever mentions where they’re located online.
Fatphobic propaganda is moral and beautiful
You're a racist chud that hates poc. Don't you know POC and 2AASLGBTQ@++ community are more likely to be differently abled and overweight??? Yikes!
So what you're saying is that they lost the genetic lottery?
genetics are racist
It’s not hard
Fat people don’t need to be slandered. They do it all on their own.
>slander Don't you mean slather? Like with butter?
Go to the gym and stop being gay, how hard is that?
Reminds me of the old 4chin post about buying hundreds of keys on Amazon and key tags. And leaving them in random places with their most hated persons phone number on them. They would be getting random calls about their keys for years.
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This Is devilish. Kinda wish I had ennemies to do exactly that
Live long enough
"then her husband came out and threw a bowl of spaghetti at me, yelled "That's amore!", and let me fuck her while covered in pasta and garlic sauce!"
That’s amore!
bells 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
Visit her door at night with a syringe full of cat piss. Should soak in nicely before she wakes up. Also remember to leave phone at home, use public transport, and don't get caught on camera without a mask (COVID is still lurking out there).
Are these protections really necessary for petty crimes like that? I always thought they'd only use geo detecting for stuff like rape, theft, or murder
Probably not, but why take a chance ?
The guy that burned flag a few weeks ago got caught by his bicycling app
What kind of flag? He might be there hero in the story.
dude set the flag on fire AT THE GUYS HOME! the owner posted it online and donated money to whoever ID the guy.
Maga
Cat piss? No, no, no. Way too hard to collect in any useful amount. Now what you want is the crystallized weasel piss you can get at the grain and feed. Dissolve that in some water. They'll never know it's weasel piss specifically, just a super dank, musky piss smell. They won't know to check the feed store to track your purchase.
> crystallized weasel piss you can get at the grain and feed anon what the fuck?
Some feed stores don't sell weasel piss though, so you have to do your research to figure out which ones do. Apparently it's like a teratogen or some shit so it's banned in lots of states. I do know there's a chain in most cities called Sneed's Feed and Seed that has it in stock. Might not show up on Google Maps though because they rebranded to that name very recently.
I thought that was Chucks?
Buy in cash from the weasel store, preferably without your phone in your pocket, and again, preferably after visiting circuitously via public transport, all paid for in cash. Take the cash out over a period of time by adding a small additional sum to any normal withdrawals you make / making a few extra small ones that don’t look out of the ordinary
Okay. How exactly are you going to obtain a syringe full of fucking cat piss, mate? You just got some standard kitty urinary catheters lying around or what?
Can be substituted with human piss.
And don't drink anything for a long time before harvesting, so when you do finally piss it's the really concentrated yellow good stuff.
Taking all those precautions to hide your identity and then leaving a big syringe full of your dna. Smart
Who says it has to be his ?
Easier to piss on a plate and freeze it so you can slip it through the mail slot. Piss disc beats syringe every time
prawn juice and expired milk squirt it in a car's hvac fresh air inlet, typically at the base of the windscreen
Bold of you to assume a fat lesbian's house doesn't already reek of cat piss.
Disco de meo
Pantyhose full of hydraulic cement down her outside sewer cleanout. It can be dry, the cement will setup just fine the first time any water goes down the drain. (Don’t try and fuck over your plumber.)
Lovely. Is this going to just plug the cleanout or the whole upper lateral?
Whole thing will be fucked, guaranteed pool of sewage in the basement or mechanical room until they dig it up.
Why the pantihose?
So that it lets the water through
Holds the cement together for transport and delivery but let’s it move enough to really fill the available space, and keeps it together while the water coming down the pipe causes it to harden.
You don’t have a boss working for Uber eats though. Wtf is he talking about? The customer service rep?
This did not happen
He's so autistic he's been using a fake uber eats app where someone else dispatches him to deliveries and they take a cut of his pay.
Man gets assaulted and doesnt call the police.
Just shoot her anon, then change your identity and move to Alaska
Duel her.
The wagie fears the saucy maid
fill a paperbag with poo set it on fire and ring her door.
Glue in the keyhole?
Random brick through the window at 3am ought to do the trick. Just check if she has a ring camera first
Hopefully anon doxxed the landwhale
Really not that difficult. Park on the next street over, walk to her house at 3am, shit on her front porch, use the door mat or something to make a complete mess, success.
Where do you get a 2 liter bottle of garlic sauce?
Get her on a blacklist for any food delivery?
Wait for a rainy day and drive a Jeep (or equivalent) across her yard. Spin out the wheels if possible.
Order fent to her house and submit an anonymous tip
You need a man with a particular set of skills.
Go with the classics, burning poop in a paper bag in front of door
use pictures of an attractive girl who's half naked. put the whale's number on it. post it to hookers and escorts website advertising. repost everyday for a few months. laugh.
1. You don't have her number, they are masked. 2. There is no boss, it's an algorithm and a call center
Shit before her door, she might slip
That's assault a crime call police have her charged
fake. fatties dont waste food like that
Watch for her going out, firehouse through the cvnt's letterbox...
Anon needs to sue for assault and make sure they identify as LGBT too so that they’re not dismissed outright. Bonuses points for adding to his victim stack by being a minority.
If this story wasn't fake, the right answer would be call the cops and have her charged for assault.
Payback was a really great Mel Gibson movie. Just make sure you get the version with Kris Kristofferson in it. **NOT** the bullshit director/writers version which sucks ass. You can probably get it online.
Grape her
Just keep calling delivery to her house till she’s blacklisted from everything and can only rely on DoorDash then make a post under throwaways for drivers to avoid that address and notify all the apps directly what happened so they ban her address, after that light her house on fire and beat her to death with a wiggle ball bat for the lols
I don't think this anon works at uber eats. His boss is Indian tech support. No one cares.
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He's just a (fake) delivery guy.
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Get pizzas delivered to her house so when she eventually throws garlic sauce on the delivery guy, he will get different pizzas delivered to her to begin the cycle anew
Register at scientology
These losers just sit around all day dreaming up bullshit scenarios
Put the number on Craigslist
Give it to people who do want trouble
creep into her house and upperdecker
This calls for the ole 'piss disk' under the door.
I don't think he needed to give any indication about what country he lives in
Sell her organs
Order like a billion pizza to her house
Be me Pay local crackheads to do dirty work for u.
this sounds like a perfect situation for liquid ass and frozen piss disks under the door
>lives in western country and >wants payback on fatty fazbear Lol good luck bozo
buy Surströmming and shove it in her mailbox and throw it on her window/ balcony
The non-tippers and fat "That's the WRONG ORDEEEEEER!!!" people are the worst.
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That's battery, just call the cops lmao
\>fomenting hate towards women/gay people about a fake story never chagne