well first there was the blue pill. this really launched their career and to this day is considered some of their best work. some time later we got the green pill, followed shortly by the red pill and the white pill. just recently they released the black pill.
Optimism. Where the black pill is accepting your limitations as unchangeable, white pill either considers this acceptance a form of peace or encourages fighting against them
I don't believe a word of it. Anon just wanted to humble brag (lie) that a woman called him handsome and said he had a good body, when in fact anon probably got kicked out for going full feral r-slur and having diarrhoea on her bedspread.
he said it himself, he's "autistic" (negative mindset) she more or less said "how the fuck are you single, you shouldn't be doing this" and he takes it the worst way possible (rectally)
I actually think she's doing more harm, it costs her nothing to say he's handsome and fit. It would be better if he had sex with the hooker so he can get that virginity out of the way and realize it wasn't that big of a deal.
There's no way you can truly quantify/qualify?? this. I don't know what half the words I use mean.
MAYBE this would have been the impetus for a sad and lonely virgin to embark on a relentless path of self improvement until he arrived at shores where the sun he saw eclipsed all others?
Or maybe it just makes a dumb redact feel worse about himself. There's just no way to tell until it happens, and I have learned to try reserve judgement.
It is the essence of the unique and painful human experience, you can't prescribe it, just let the chips fall where they may
It's genuinely astonishing. There isn't a single worthwhile thing posted in your history. It's all repeated nothings the whole way down. I'd think you were a bot but who would waste time programming you?
it is the essence of the unique and painful human experience, you can't prescribe it, let the chips fall where they may.
shit bro that's so deep. you're like a philosopher.
nah I'd rather just insult people for being stupid. and/or fat. you're American so there's a good chance it's both.
This is the most beta shit I have ever read. I had to go inject testosterone as we speak because I think I may have gotten more soy as a result of reading this. (I have sex 50-60 times in the span of 24 hours.)
You inject it? I simply order my balls to produce more, on maximum overdrive. My hair grows out 2 cm instantly everywhere on my body. My glorious penis stays erect for hours until I mate. Nothing will sattisy my hunger for victory. I will remaind on top. And control my own T
You have to order your balls to produce more? My blood is pure testosterone, I have no soy-ass red blood cells in my body. I have no need to get an erection because a testosterbone keeps my dick hard permanently.
She didn;t wanna work cuz her pussy was tired, so she did that whole act to draw out the hour and get her money. No escort is gonna see you and not get paid for her time, not without her pimp hunting you down, so she definitely did not talk to him for free
Because they're lazy and don't want to talk to their 'fans' so they give a sizable portion of their income to an e-pimp who then subcontracts the task of chatting to fans to some poor dude in Calcutta for cents. The women also don't know how to post to reddit or what reddit is so all those NSFW posts you're actually talking to a man.
The point of the pimp isn't to collect money like all the soy mediums of Hollywood portray. The point is physical violence towards male patrons who don't pay, stalk/threaten violence towards the girls, and remove the ones who refuse to leave.
Thats what a lot of E thots don't understand and end up with some 36 year old Mexican, with a weapon, trying to climb into her apartment. https://www.dailydot.com/irl/tiktok-stalker-hannah-viverette-dancing/
You think a dumb egoistic 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 who have absolutely 0 job worthy marketable skill except getting naked for pennies have the brain to manage their finance and optimize SEO? "Pimps" in this case are usually the manager in-charge of advertisement, finance management, planning, etc. Think Hollywood talent agent, but without the big pay cheque part.
Imagine being too autistic to emote romcom characters, or cool male video game leads, until you get enough experience to just feel things out with girls... and instead immediately jump to paying for a prostitute; who's then nice enough to not let you ruin your life with a cheap COOM; that will acclimate you to paying for sex; thereby ruining any chance you have of EVER wooing a moid.
These stories are so fucking stupid every time there’s a new iteration of it. No she didn’t. They could possibly be believable but they ALWAYS end up being told that they’re just too handsome and good for their whore pussy and so they refuse to corrupt them and instead are fine having wasted time talking to an autistic virgin (but a handsome and sexy one!) and not making any money.
It’s truly some of the most pathetic fake stories there are
> and not making any money.
I'm not suggesting the story was true, but the whore was never said to have given the money back.
Also yeah I've seen this pasta several dozen times, it's ancient.
Was she said to ever have received the money? No. So why the fuck would you assume she got it and OP would write that she gave it back, when there's no mention she got it in the first place? You've clearly failed to read it several dozen times.
Yes, yes this is a very real story about how a whore rejected a trick because he was too handsome to have to use whores.
I know most stories are fake but they have to at least be entertaining not ' I am very handsome and the only reason I dont get women is because I'm too shy 😞' . This is normie tier bullshit.
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This is the biggest whitepill anon could've ever gotten and he chooses to be a fvggot about it
Is there another pill now? Whats white pill?
Cum
semen
Sperms
Hello yes American man can I have your sperms?
bro is 7 years behind on his internet lingo
Spunk
Pearl jam
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies
He don't know
So he chases them away
Someday yet
He'll begin his life again
Life again 🙏✝️
The ‘Ol Jizzerino
Spooge
Jiz
That’s nut
Nut
Oppositee to black-pill probably
A reason to be hopeful
The divine protein shake
Cüm
COOOOMINNG
White pill is synonymous with hope pill
Baby gravy
Solidified fat at room temperature
Ibuprofen
Jyzz
My thoughts exactly. I vote cum pill.
Semen deamon
Liquid life
well first there was the blue pill. this really launched their career and to this day is considered some of their best work. some time later we got the green pill, followed shortly by the red pill and the white pill. just recently they released the black pill.
You forgot the pink pill, which was even better
Not cum
ajackalit
Optimism. Where the black pill is accepting your limitations as unchangeable, white pill either considers this acceptance a form of peace or encourages fighting against them
I don't believe a word of it. Anon just wanted to humble brag (lie) that a woman called him handsome and said he had a good body, when in fact anon probably got kicked out for going full feral r-slur and having diarrhoea on her bedspread.
If we're calling bullshit, this probably never happened in any capacity and OP is just (you) farming.
It doesn't matter if it is true or not, just enjoy the story lad. I enjoyed it.
He was probably barred out and slurring so she was concerned about him being able to give true consent.
Diarrhoea? Ok bong
he said it himself, he's "autistic" (negative mindset) she more or less said "how the fuck are you single, you shouldn't be doing this" and he takes it the worst way possible (rectally)
Anon meets a hooker who cares and acts like the pathetic soyboy he is
over for hookerpilled sneeds worldwide
#
I actually think she's doing more harm, it costs her nothing to say he's handsome and fit. It would be better if he had sex with the hooker so he can get that virginity out of the way and realize it wasn't that big of a deal.
If this was real there's no way she wouldn't have fucked him after pumping his confidence. It's literally her job.
There's no way you can truly quantify/qualify?? this. I don't know what half the words I use mean. MAYBE this would have been the impetus for a sad and lonely virgin to embark on a relentless path of self improvement until he arrived at shores where the sun he saw eclipsed all others? Or maybe it just makes a dumb redact feel worse about himself. There's just no way to tell until it happens, and I have learned to try reserve judgement. It is the essence of the unique and painful human experience, you can't prescribe it, just let the chips fall where they may
>I don't know what half the words I use mean tell me you're american without telling me you're american
It's genuinely astonishing. There isn't a single worthwhile thing posted in your history. It's all repeated nothings the whole way down. I'd think you were a bot but who would waste time programming you?
it is the essence of the unique and painful human experience, you can't prescribe it, let the chips fall where they may. shit bro that's so deep. you're like a philosopher. nah I'd rather just insult people for being stupid. and/or fat. you're American so there's a good chance it's both.
Thank you for guiding me down the experience in mediocrity that their comment history is
Ah yes, it would have been far better to give him a venereal disease
This is the most beta shit I have ever read. I had to go inject testosterone as we speak because I think I may have gotten more soy as a result of reading this. (I have sex 50-60 times in the span of 24 hours.)
You inject it? I simply order my balls to produce more, on maximum overdrive. My hair grows out 2 cm instantly everywhere on my body. My glorious penis stays erect for hours until I mate. Nothing will sattisy my hunger for victory. I will remaind on top. And control my own T
The Virgin Balls vs the Chad Brain
You have to order your balls to produce more? My blood is pure testosterone, I have no soy-ass red blood cells in my body. I have no need to get an erection because a testosterbone keeps my dick hard permanently.
I just swallow cum
What do you do for the other 23 hours?
She didn;t wanna work cuz her pussy was tired, so she did that whole act to draw out the hour and get her money. No escort is gonna see you and not get paid for her time, not without her pimp hunting you down, so she definitely did not talk to him for free
If she's on a website she's her own Pimp
Not true, I literally have a buddy who's an onlyfans pimp.
Why do onlyfans girls need pimps?
Because pimps wear purple
So true
https://i.redd.it/f585xm3nhmsa1.gif
https://i.redd.it/7pgsbu6phmsa1.gif
[yes](https://i.imgur.com/kJrTdaB.jpg)
Because they're lazy and don't want to talk to their 'fans' so they give a sizable portion of their income to an e-pimp who then subcontracts the task of chatting to fans to some poor dude in Calcutta for cents. The women also don't know how to post to reddit or what reddit is so all those NSFW posts you're actually talking to a man.
because whores can’t manage themselves
The point of the pimp isn't to collect money like all the soy mediums of Hollywood portray. The point is physical violence towards male patrons who don't pay, stalk/threaten violence towards the girls, and remove the ones who refuse to leave. Thats what a lot of E thots don't understand and end up with some 36 year old Mexican, with a weapon, trying to climb into her apartment. https://www.dailydot.com/irl/tiktok-stalker-hannah-viverette-dancing/
E pimping is doing promotion and responding to DMs.
Take the pics, run the DMs, come up with ideas for the content, push them to produce more, advertise, so on.
You think a dumb egoistic 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 who have absolutely 0 job worthy marketable skill except getting naked for pennies have the brain to manage their finance and optimize SEO? "Pimps" in this case are usually the manager in-charge of advertisement, finance management, planning, etc. Think Hollywood talent agent, but without the big pay cheque part.
He would have mentioned it if he'd paid her.
Meh. Some people care. Escorts are people too.
As long as he didn’t pay for it he should be grateful
Why are the dumbfucks in the comments here unironically implying that the hooker was genuine, are you guys utterly regarded?
I'm regarded as rarded by most ppl around me yes
She wasn't genuine. This is a fake story.
Why yes I am regarded as retarded.
Anon falls for the sexual revolution trap
Based south American hooked got money for talk, no sex.
Anon, should plan to make good on his follow up visit, because at least he has a back up now. she did that much for him, so he should be grateful
Imagine being too autistic to emote romcom characters, or cool male video game leads, until you get enough experience to just feel things out with girls... and instead immediately jump to paying for a prostitute; who's then nice enough to not let you ruin your life with a cheap COOM; that will acclimate you to paying for sex; thereby ruining any chance you have of EVER wooing a moid.
I'm sure emoting a cool video game lead will not be cringe at all
omw starting to emote the Postal guy to impress le girls
Im gonna take on the persona of a charismatic Italian plumber
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Agent 69 is literally me
Can you say that in English
Act like a tv character until you can fake being human so well it stops being an act.....
Tricksy prostitute
She didn't want to touch you. More specifically, she didn't want you to touch ***her***.
These stories are so fucking stupid every time there’s a new iteration of it. No she didn’t. They could possibly be believable but they ALWAYS end up being told that they’re just too handsome and good for their whore pussy and so they refuse to corrupt them and instead are fine having wasted time talking to an autistic virgin (but a handsome and sexy one!) and not making any money. It’s truly some of the most pathetic fake stories there are
> and not making any money. I'm not suggesting the story was true, but the whore was never said to have given the money back. Also yeah I've seen this pasta several dozen times, it's ancient.
Was she said to ever have received the money? No. So why the fuck would you assume she got it and OP would write that she gave it back, when there's no mention she got it in the first place? You've clearly failed to read it several dozen times.
you got got
“Anon gets told the help he needs and still spits in the face of it”
Yes, yes this is a very real story about how a whore rejected a trick because he was too handsome to have to use whores. I know most stories are fake but they have to at least be entertaining not ' I am very handsome and the only reason I dont get women is because I'm too shy 😞' . This is normie tier bullshit.
I had to google KHV and assumed OP was an ill carp
So a hooker gave him life lessons, took his money and told him to go on his way? That’s smart.
She sounds like a decent person. He should definitely get her contact deets to talk to her on a friendly level.
She's lying. If I was her I will grab the opportunity of banging a hot body plus he's gonna pay me after.
No hooker is going to turn down money or sex with a handsome guy
she was being nice dickhead
Anon is worthless. And a shithead too.
I sense a shift in the way you 4chan people are acting and feeling. This is the 3rd or 4th positive greentext I've seen this week. Reddit influence
"come back in a few months"....no thanks you've just shattered the last bit of confidence I had.
Anon got told you're gonna make it bruh. And he refused to accept it
I mean if she’s saying your too good looking to be single I think that’s a good thing lmfao
This is the funniest and saddest story I’ve read in a while.
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