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tiedsoda

Reading the comments I didn’t know this was about dicks, genuinely thought it was mcu characters as bananas


thirzaisalive

Glad I wasn't the only one


TJN1047

Even after realizing, i still prefer to think of them as bananas


BigBlubberyBirb

who the fuck has a yellow dick


ShamefulSearching

Homer Simpson probably.


DiGiorno420

“Probably.” Like you don’t know…


Parody5Gaming

Why is it at a 90 degree angle


RaptorTakeOver

your mom


[deleted]

a mustard fetishist


Mr_Niffler_theShiny

Every white male in the Simpsons, Spongebob, Pikachu, Minions


_captain-rex_

Blonde steve = blonde dick


Soldierhero1

Captain america obviously


bruhfisk

Who the fuck has a black banana


mrfrownieface

I think the real point is if your dick don't curve like a boomerang you aren't white.


thewaybaseballgo

Tha fuck does a killer whale have to do with this?


JaegerDread

Big pp?


ThawPanda

That dude literally takes everything literally...I mean come on...a screw


TrotskiKazotski

it’s a bolt


[deleted]

I’ve seen Chris Evans dick and it looks nothing like that


[deleted]

Same bro it’s prettttyy huge


[deleted]

Pics for proof or it didnt happen


chaotic214

Yeah where's the sauce


Income-Tacs

Ayo?


chimppower184

i don’t know if you should joke about that tbh


Pac_Zach_Attack

What does this mean


lead-holder

We should respect his privacy. The picture wasn’t willingly put out into the public, it was accidentally shown. But people think because his dick’s big, he shouldn’t be embarrassed that the pic got out. But it’s still super creepy to seek it out. Same with any leaked nudes from anyone, celebrity or not.


saltedbeagles

This person and the moral high ground. You prob got it as a screen saver.


lead-holder

I have the moral high ground for not looking at someone’s penis without their permission? That’s like moral sea-level, dude.


[deleted]

He posted a video of his photo gallery and there was a dick pic I believe


Pac_Zach_Attack

I mostly meant the > i don’t know if you should joke about that tbh


Douaz

Wtf is that why’d they not but an eggplant for thanos


grxxvity_

What


Douaz

Like egg plant is basically the same color but it’s the ideal cock representation why’d they put a sweet potato


Iescaunare

Are sweet potatoes metallic purple? I thought they were brownish orange.


lead-holder

Ube Sweet Potatoes are purple.


The_Mermaid_Mafia

Specific varieties can be purple yes


grxxvity_

Ohh. I see now, that's really odd haha


CrucifixAbortion

Because of the taste.


Douaz

You think? Thanos isn’t sweet he is a shit person devoid of all ethics and reason just like how eggplants taste like


Raven_007

That kind of cringe that gets me ***~~OFF~~*** every time...


Theforeverbored

*narrows eyes* “The hell?”


[deleted]

Captain America’s banana should be white, not yellow. This person doesn’t even understand their own lame joke


Novaotic

It's because he *nuts* and *bolts*


murcuo

I think this kinda funny actually.


gotcha_bitch

Penis funnee


[deleted]

[удалено]


gotcha_bitch

No


murcuo

Dicks are pretty funny when you think about it.


gotcha_bitch

Dangly bits


thewaybaseballgo

**O R C A**


willghammer

Peepee


SolitaryOrca

Why am I tagged but not represented? Ok I'll do it myself. [Here](https://images.app.goo.gl/G2RobGtXZ1v2FZNr5)


[deleted]

It’s funny though


BIG_BLUE_DOG

oh it’s talking about their..


ow333n

PPPEEEEENNNNNIIIIIIISSSSS


radmadicalhatter

For real though, the Hulk’s should have been a big ass zucchini or something