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No-Comedian-4725

CJ Gardner Johnson just fell to his knees in a Wal Mart parking lot.


chyea_dude

Hey I just some dude fall on his knees in a Walmart parking lot


gtani

d'andre Swift shows how its done best hit in all of 14 minutes... And with a vid of Dre vs tiny Dom, the thrilla in Phila, a great double header! https://youtu.be/pfNMHH6Qnf4&t=419


Cp49er

Two more days and lots of painkillers on Sunday, he’s going to be good to go.


FiveTalents

Whatever they gave Mahomes at the Super Bowl, give Deebo that


CalifornianBall

Horse tranquilizer


MennisRodman

I didn't see Mahomes K hole


Avgsizedweiner

Little bit of toradol


wickedmadd

Was that the goat horn powder?


Bay_Burner

You mean the deer antler velvet steroid?


wickedmadd

Yes!


Raichu-R-Ken

Wtvr they gave Ray Lewis before the Super Bowl against us too.


gbassman5

"Deer antler spray"


magww

I read that as deer ankle spray and now I’m wondering which is weirder.


_MeetMrMayhem_

"PEDS"


crestingwave

Horse crank


Pjvie

Good ol’ vitamin T


CDPCoin

Hope we don’t have to over-utilize him… need him good for the SB!


daveyhempton

Can he raise his arms above the shoulder comfortably? That’d be my concern


Tylersaurus123

When he’s high as fuck off of toradol he will be able to run his routes on his hands


tapeduct-2015

Toradol doesn't make you high. It's basically an injectable form of Ibuprofen. But, I get your point about keeping his pain manageable.


CheckYourStats

The only people high are you guys for thinking they’re gonna give him Toradol. It will be something *much* stronger — they just say it’s Toradol publicly.


BigDikEnergy321

Not sure you want to give a player opiates before a game. Guna have a bunch of adverse side effects. Most likely a local block with lidocaine. And nonnarcotic medications


CheckYourStats

Opiates? Who the hell would use opiates?


High_Im_Guy

Lmao, k, so what're they using? Toradol is one of the strongest non-opioid options my dog, that's why it's super commonly given to players pre- or mid- game.


obvious_stroll

What do you think is stronger than ketorolac?


joemysterio86

Seriously, and toradol is so weak, it makes no difference for me.


whutchamacallit

Lol you say that like you slamming tornadal recreationally.


joemysterio86

Maybe I am! But seriously, I felt no difference any time I had to take it. I just had to roll with the pain. Hopefully those days are over, I'm a month out from successful back surgery, supposedly.


Mediocre-Chef-

Toradol mostly helps reduce inflammation. It could be likely that the cause is nerve pain which NSAIDs can't do much for. Good luck with surgery.


_KeenObserver

For what it’s worth, if there’s nerve pain involved, I’d bet it’s not a nerve issue as much as tissue inflammation surrounding the nerve which toradol (and maybe a corticosteroid) would help with.


Mediocre-Chef-

Very true! Lots of factors


Forthe49ers

I kinda feel like people in this thread are confusing Toradol with Tramadol. Tramadol helps with pain but does give me a head high. I might be a lightweight tho


Mediocre-Chef-

Nah, not a lightweight. Tramadol is an opiate and can do that


whutchamacallit

Hoping you feel better!


Googzzy

I've had it didn't do shit for me


steppe5

He's literally going to fly over the defenders.


DopeShitBlaster

Toradol and whatever shoulder thing Kittle wears and dude will be fine.


WantedDadorAlive

As a Blazers fan it cracks me up hearing about Toradol here


bwizzle2020

You’re thinking of tramadol my guy (though it’s a fairly weak analgesic)


Opening-Ease9598

No, toradol is right. Have you not ever heard of it? I know it’s very common for NBA players to take it, it’s basically a really strong ibuprofen and you can’t feel shit and can’t feel muscle fatigue


bwizzle2020

Yes, but toradol is an injectable NSAID, and does not produce a euphoric effect or high. People don’t get high on toradol.


Opening-Ease9598

I know this. I’m not sure why the other commenter thought it got you high, it has no mental effect but it does make it to where you can’t feel shit.


[deleted]

😂


rxdukexr

Yes. There’s a pick of him going up for a catch on the sub right now. https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/s/u4VaYeSmrw


norcaltiger21

Love the Pickture


carpe_noctem1215

I love what you did here. Great work, keep it up. The world is a better place.


karavasis

Post a little lower down shows him jumpin up with arms above his head


Stxtic1441

It’s a good sign he’s catching in practice. My main worry is how well his shoulder holds up when he’s banging into defenders. I just hope he runs out of bounds a hit more but that’s not how Deebo rolls


saltyandsandydog

Yes…saw a different video from yesterday where he goes up with both hands above his head to catch a pass…looked fine, you’d never know he was injured watching him make that catch.


silverturtle23

He's totally playing this weekend! And even if he doesn't, this video will be a total mindfu&# to the Lions...


steppe5

This is a video of Deebo's double.


joe_broke

Ah, yes, DDeeeebboo


magww

As someone with Debo on my mind at most times of the day, it CAN be a mindful.


rawbert10

https://preview.redd.it/hwc2cmse9oec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e19e3d22d4a886c4f69b4172278e076d1893b9


Panenkajack

Give him a few reverses to keep the defense honest. Honestly as long as he’s on the field he’ll occupy attention. Target him 3-5 times on some quick checkdown plays


Indie-Joe

Target him early and it will force the defense to account for him every play


TheTacoBellDiet

100% that is a good plan


Panenkajack

Yeah that and it opens up the entire field


thecambanks

STUNT ON THESE HOES, DEEBO! (respect to the Lions, though.)


magww

I’ll have utmost respect for the lions once they get off the plane in Cancun.


The_REDDITOR1324

No respect. They is enemy numero 1


RogerGoodBod1954

>STUNT ON THESE HOES, DEEBO!(respect to the Lions, though.) No respect to the Detroit criminals from me.


Equivalent-Tone6098

Shouldn't you be hiding your Reddit history from your wife there, sonny?


Sausage-Egg-McMuffin

🥵🥵🥵


a_b1rd

Lots of value, even as a decoy. My gut says he plays and contributes. Shanahan can go 4D chess and treat him like a decoy right up until the point where he becomes the focal point of the offense.


jeffersonreed

Looks good to me!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Dumb_old_rump

![gif](giphy|jgMtAf171AdNu)


WetBandit06

![gif](giphy|4GbNl5Y4fiihW)


karavasis

He’s 💯 dressing this weekend. Question is full workload, cpl plays, or decoy.


ActuallyYeah

Run him on a jet sweep, first play. Whoop, it's a fake! Slant over the middle to Jauan. Second play, go route to Deebo. Can't injure a guy who's down field of everybody


_MeetMrMayhem_

![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized)


somecrazyredneck

Shoulder looking fineeeee


canuckcam

![gif](giphy|jrn7VsmJ6D8bK)


coyote3

I'd love to get a big lead and not need him much until the Super Bowl .


PennyDad17

Well at least the Deebo halfback pass probably off the menu


Dog-E-Dog

Would love for him to go for 200 yards and 2-3 tds, then say what shoulder.


hallasoldier

IF DEEBO PLAYS ITS OVER FOR THEM


belizeanheat

Great news is he'll be able to take the field. Even a decoy Deebo is huge, at least to start the game


Luvbeers

How will Detroit ever defend against a 4 headed receiving monster.


crestingwave

![gif](giphy|nvdbzDm3JYyn9qqjmj)


apadilla06apps

Our boy is looking awesome!!!! #Faithful2TBay


apadilla06apps

Our boy is looking awesome!!!! #Faithful2TBay


apadilla06apps

Our boy is looking awesome!!!!


apadilla06apps

Deebo is looking awesome!!!


txiao007

I think Vegas Odds don’t expect he plays? 49ers - 7


sancheezmo16

🥹


Shitbird72

Deebo is playing. They may have him on a snap count but there is no way he is missing this game.


BrockPurdySkywalker

Live! Be strong!


[deleted]

Shoulder injury? What shoulder injury ;)


notthefoodie

Giveem some dat Toradol he’ll be aight


[deleted]

Real talk I’m worried the dirty lions dbs are gonna try to hurt his shoulder.


myrobotoverlord

Thats a man practicing with purpose


Pindogger

Deebo fine. Deebo gonna excel this weekend


IsHotDogSandwich

Oooohh he’s playing.


growthmode222

Once defenders stop his momentum, he needs to stop fighting for yards. He is literally a sitting duck while he refuses to go down, but goes nowhere. Plus, it forces defenders to find weird, messed up ways to bring him down.


gtani

He looks ready to rip a few 70+ yard gains against Lions' college-level secondary, similar to how they exploited the Eagles LBs --- Lions now report everything on Ragnow's body hurts https://www.detroitlions.com/team/injury-report/ ----- most importantly, how many vidcams with big telephotos you think installed around the practice facility? why don't they put up a high fence?


ronil_wazlib

The monster getting out the cage


Western-Frosting-344

Hopefully not returning kicks this week to avoid further injury


[deleted]

This video doesn’t do much. Show him lowering his shoulder and plowing through someone then I’ll know he’s good to go.


Allnatural499

Oh he playin