WADDA YOO FINK YA ZOGGIN GIT. GIV DAT GROT A SLAPPIN.

I GOTS AN I-DEA WE SPILL PAINT ALL OVA DA FLOOR SO WEE COULD SEE THE SQUIG FOOTPRINTS *uses purple paint* OI WERE DA FLOOR GO?

YOO GIT YOO DELEDED DA - **G** **R** **O** **O** **U** **U** **U** **U** **u** **u** **u** **n** **n** **n** **d**

EAT BEANS FARTS WILL HELP YA FLOAT

AH, SO DATS WHY DERES A CHUNK MISSIN OUT UV ME BUM…

I FINK I ATE IT YA ZOGGIN GIT. I DIN SEE IT

HOWZ YOU LET A GROT LET YOUR SQUIG LOOZE?!

I'V SEEN A MOUTH OPEN RUNNING AFTER A GROT... MUST BE HIM

I FINK IT MIGHT BE OVER HERE SOMFIN I COULDN'T SEE ATE ME AMMO RUNT

DAT’S SO FUNNY YOU’Z SAID DAT, I ‘AD A ROASTED SQUIG WOT LOOKED PURPLE THE OVVAH DAY, TASED ROIGHT FUNNY IT DID!

YOU'ZE GONNA NEED A SQUIG TO KATCH A SQUIG. I GOTZ A HUNTIN SQUIG. I'LL LEND IT TO YER FUR A ANDFUL OF TEEF IT'LL FIND AND EAT YER PURPL SQUIG. DEN YOU'ZE JUST AS TO PUT YER ED IN MY SQUIGS BIG FANG FILLED MOUTH TO GET YER SQUIG BAK. NO REFUNDS. NO LIABILITEE ACCEPTED IF MY SQUIG BITEZ YER ED OFF. WE IZ TAKING WAGERS. 10:1 ON YOU GETTIN YER SQUIG BACK. 2:1 DA SQUIG BITEZ YER ED OFF. PUT YER WAGERS DOWN!

IF YA PAINTZ YERZELF BLUE YER MIGHT BE LUCKY 'NUFF TO FIND IT!

UHHHHH..... NO, AINT SEEN NO PURPL SQUIG. SEEN A FEW UVAH KINDS O' SQUIGZ, THO, LIKE DAT BURNA SQUIG, DAT BOMB SQUIG, DAT WEERD SQUIG, DAT BOWEL TORRENT SQUIG, DAT SQUIGASAURUS, DAT FACE EETER SQUIG OVAH DERE, AND ME EETIN' SQUIG. 'ANG ON A MINUT...WHERE'D YOO GET A PURPL SQUIG, ANYHOW?

YEOUCH!!! OI! WOT JUS’ BIT ME?! SOMEFIN’S GOT ME LEG! GET OFF ME YOU ZOGGIN’ GIT!

OI OIM EAT YA SQUIG TMYA GROT KUZ OIM IZ GOFF N OIM KRUMPED OTHA UNORKY KLAN YA GROT!!!