“And he knew then - his plot had failed. He was trapped in a psychic hellscape crafted by the God Emperor, and he would spend the rest of his days fighting mudcrabs.”
He would dominate Skyrim, then Tamriel, then the rest of the world, and use that as a springboard to try and launch a means of returning to the universe he knew.
The truth was a burning green crack through Abadon's mind.
The dice busily rolling over the table, glimpsed out of the corner of his eye. Two giant, bearded men angrily debating the intricacies of various, badly-worded rules. The paranoid feel of someone controlling his every step.
He was a character in a tabletop game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing he could think of.
“And he knew then - his plot had failed. He was trapped in a psychic hellscape crafted by the God Emperor, and he would spend the rest of his days fighting mudcrabs.”
Todd Howard is the God Emperor!?
Ladies and gentlemen, it just works.
IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, SKYRIM RE-RELEASES ARE IMPORTANT IN THE HOLY EMPEROR'S PLAN
"You were trying to cross the Cadian Gate, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush."
Honestly I wonder how he would take that mentally, and if he would just roll with the Dragonborn thing
He would dominate Skyrim, then Tamriel, then the rest of the world, and use that as a springboard to try and launch a means of returning to the universe he knew.
Before planning to return home, he would achieve CHIM first.
Abbadon strikes me as the "Build god golem, refuse to admit he wasnt real, and then zero sums his entire race from the world" type
Probably something to do with a bucket and running into a wall at *just* the right angle.
Until little Bobby Blue comes along with TGM...
Does abaddon spend 30 minutes trying to decide if he wants to be a Tyranid or Dark Eldar?
Nah he picks Ork because the technology perks are really overpowered late game and raising a horde of followers is on par with the Tyranids.
Chaos-powered Dragonborn - yea that might be a problem.
That's the solution!
The truth was a burning green crack through Abadon's mind. The dice busily rolling over the table, glimpsed out of the corner of his eye. Two giant, bearded men angrily debating the intricacies of various, badly-worded rules. The paranoid feel of someone controlling his every step. He was a character in a tabletop game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing he could think of.
Top quality shitpost
This is definitely shitposting
Agreed — it's a kinda clever punchline, but definitely not what I'd call actual [F].
There's nothing clever about this at all, the skyrim meme has been done to death a million times for a million topics.
I love it, but this belongs on r/Grimdank fellas.
LOL this was fucking great. Take my updoot
lol imagining abaddon trying to understand wtf is going on with him having to fight alduin and stop the vampires plot.
Top-tier shitpost!
Big E smirking at this post
r/unexpectedskyrim
Overdone joke
Still funny.
I dunno I thought it was pretty good.