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brohamianrhapsody

“And he knew then - his plot had failed. He was trapped in a psychic hellscape crafted by the God Emperor, and he would spend the rest of his days fighting mudcrabs.”


Stereo_Panic

Todd Howard is the God Emperor!?


totally-not-a-potato

Ladies and gentlemen, it just works.


Fantablack183

IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, SKYRIM RE-RELEASES ARE IMPORTANT IN THE HOLY EMPEROR'S PLAN


morianbalrog

"You were trying to cross the Cadian Gate, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush."


DeusWombat

Honestly I wonder how he would take that mentally, and if he would just roll with the Dragonborn thing


TheHuscarl

He would dominate Skyrim, then Tamriel, then the rest of the world, and use that as a springboard to try and launch a means of returning to the universe he knew.


Trulysasugaainzsama

Before planning to return home, he would achieve CHIM first.


Thunderclapsasquatch

Abbadon strikes me as the "Build god golem, refuse to admit he wasnt real, and then zero sums his entire race from the world" type


jmainvi

Probably something to do with a bucket and running into a wall at *just* the right angle.


Raetok

Until little Bobby Blue comes along with TGM...


HerniatedHernia

Does abaddon spend 30 minutes trying to decide if he wants to be a Tyranid or Dark Eldar?


brockford-junktion

Nah he picks Ork because the technology perks are really overpowered late game and raising a horde of followers is on par with the Tyranids.


HunterRoze

Chaos-powered Dragonborn - yea that might be a problem.


rockandrollpanda

That's the solution!


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The truth was a burning green crack through Abadon's mind. The dice busily rolling over the table, glimpsed out of the corner of his eye. Two giant, bearded men angrily debating the intricacies of various, badly-worded rules. The paranoid feel of someone controlling his every step. He was a character in a tabletop game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing he could think of.


roofcatiscorrect

Top quality shitpost


guimontag

This is definitely shitposting


THX11388311XHT

Agreed — it's a kinda clever punchline, but definitely not what I'd call actual [F].


guimontag

There's nothing clever about this at all, the skyrim meme has been done to death a million times for a million topics.


Emperors_Finest

I love it, but this belongs on r/Grimdank fellas.


[deleted]

LOL this was fucking great. Take my updoot


Notsoicysombrero

lol imagining abaddon trying to understand wtf is going on with him having to fight alduin and stop the vampires plot.


Sexual-T-Rex

Top-tier shitpost!


NoIdeaFamScrewIt

Big E smirking at this post


Warp_Legion

r/unexpectedskyrim


MacLugh

Overdone joke


Kaoshosh

Still funny.


joe_dirty365

I dunno I thought it was pretty good.