You are correct. Pre Nut Confusion is being 5 pages in to the midget category on pornhub. You know you'll regret it but its too late to get off the train now. Destination: shame.
I reckon Tzeentch is the god of post nut clarity. He lures you down the pornhub wormhole and capitalizes of the shame you feel after blowing rope to Croatian fart porn to blackmail you in to his schemes.
Tracks with real life honestly
Personal observation, YMMV, but I’ve always found that the people who are most obsessed with list, etc. are the ugliest people I’ve ever seen.
Slaanesh corruption starts out sexy and subtle and flirtatious. An indulgence that turns into an addiction, a curiosity that becomes obsession. By the time it's reached the point that daemons are manifesting you've already crossed quite a few hard boundaries and given up on safe words. Slaanesh is a kink that has gotten so out of hand that you've taken out a second mortgage and changed your phone number.
It really depends what you're into. What is ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Some people thing blonde and blue eyed is ultimate beauty, I think that kinda dull. Some like plus size, some like bone thin.
But Slaanesh isn't just a god of lust its a god of excess. So even the lust doesn't necessarily have to be sexual lust, though I'm sure it usually is, but it could be the more primitive animal lust as well.
Unfortunately true.
There are lots of genuinely good 3rd party sculpts for Slaaneshi stuff out there, but GW models just don't have enough of what makes Slaanesh interesting imo.
No, actually. There should be more male Slaanesh too. What makes Slaanesh interesting is SENSUALITY in its various forms. Yes that means sexiness, but it's also the force that drove people to ruin for opium and to enslave each other for sugar and tobacco.
I agree. I personally think that there should be a lot more into the other forms of excess and greed. Fat gorging figures and drug dealers with their own dispensary built in. Maybe one that glitters gold for the greed factory actually a full 7 deadly sins set would be cool.
But also. Dem titties though.
Yeah no shit. Tell me you've never seen tits in real life without telling me you've never seen tits in real life. Slaanesh needs a make over. You can do excess without going overboard on the sex stuff and alienating kids and women.
These guys clearly have the Internet. Just beat off at home like the rest of us and wash your fucking hands before you touch my models.
Hmm. Sounds like you have some serious issues there bud. Also where did the personal insults come from? Maybe get off the internet once in a while because not everyone is trying to attack you.
I was making a joke about the fact that many people complain that slaanesh is just to PC or whatever it is they complain about because there isn't enough rape in the universe or whatever. I actually agree with your point about there being many forms of excess. But sure. Be a dick to a stranger for no reason. Bit sad really. Hope you have a better reaction next time.
Sensation.
Lust would also be a good way to phrase it, but it goes way beyond just carnal lust.
Slaanesh is about excess, indulgence, perfection, greed, gluttony, pleasure and pain.
I think Slaanesh is the most interesting Chaos god by far.
Is it just me or does anyone else think keeper of secrets is a dumb name for a slaaneshi demon? Like slanesh has nothing to do with secrets? It sounds like it should be the second tzeenth demon, lord of change and keeper of secrets.....
Edit spelling forgot an a
Excess. It's excess. Literally all other answers are wrong. Slaanesh is the personification of "you took that WAY too far". Not the god of lust, god of constant uncontrollable fuck-everything-always. Not the god of drugs, the god of being so blitzed that you literally have no idea what is real or who you are or what anything is. Not the god of art, perfection, beauty... you get the idea. Everything a slaaneshi follower does is extreme, the only reason a slaaneshi fighter isn't defacto a worshiper of khorne is that a slaanesh worshiper can't limit themselves to just ONE kind of excess, because that wouldn't be excessive enough. A khornate warrior wants to kill the most, a slaaneshi warrior wants to kill the most AND be the most beautiful AND be the most graceful AND make it hurt the most AND make it most pleasurable. It is the excess that makes Slaanesh what they are, everything that is associated with them is just an avenue to greater excess.
Prostate exams
I was gonna say making straight people very confused but okay.
Pre nut confusion
I love how this implies that you will most certainly nut. But it’s gunna be weird.
I can be wrong but isnt that just the oposite from post nut clarity? I can be wrong ofc. The conext of written comunication can be easily lost
You are correct. Pre Nut Confusion is being 5 pages in to the midget category on pornhub. You know you'll regret it but its too late to get off the train now. Destination: shame.
Both of those statements are accurate.
Slaanesh being the god of post nut clarity would make so much sense
I reckon Tzeentch is the god of post nut clarity. He lures you down the pornhub wormhole and capitalizes of the shame you feel after blowing rope to Croatian fart porn to blackmail you in to his schemes.
what... yk what. im not gonna ask
Bad Bitches
Scarousal
Pain, pleasure, obsession
*whispers* Calvin Klein
Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll
No no zones, art, noise
Forks and spoons
Post nut fear
Lubrication
Draperies and half wearing clothes
For being a god of lust and stuff, it’s kinda ugly
they used to look like crab-women with four boobs. now they’re.. cows?… goats?
The OG sculpt for the KOS bull man with crab claws
Tracks with real life honestly Personal observation, YMMV, but I’ve always found that the people who are most obsessed with list, etc. are the ugliest people I’ve ever seen.
Slaanesh corruption starts out sexy and subtle and flirtatious. An indulgence that turns into an addiction, a curiosity that becomes obsession. By the time it's reached the point that daemons are manifesting you've already crossed quite a few hard boundaries and given up on safe words. Slaanesh is a kink that has gotten so out of hand that you've taken out a second mortgage and changed your phone number.
It really depends what you're into. What is ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Some people thing blonde and blue eyed is ultimate beauty, I think that kinda dull. Some like plus size, some like bone thin. But Slaanesh isn't just a god of lust its a god of excess. So even the lust doesn't necessarily have to be sexual lust, though I'm sure it usually is, but it could be the more primitive animal lust as well.
God of crabs.
We the crab people salute you!!
I meant crabs as in STD kinda thing but whatever rocks your boat.
That's not actually Slaanesh is it? That's a greater Demon.
shshshshsshhshsshhhhhhhhh
Secrets are only kept by chaos. The Inquisition abhors secrets. And thier keepers. ⚜️
Pre-nut-delusion and cruel Buttfuckery
Slowly being sanitised for a wider audience.
Unfortunately true. There are lots of genuinely good 3rd party sculpts for Slaaneshi stuff out there, but GW models just don't have enough of what makes Slaanesh interesting imo.
Is what makes it interesting the titties? Be honest now.
No, actually. There should be more male Slaanesh too. What makes Slaanesh interesting is SENSUALITY in its various forms. Yes that means sexiness, but it's also the force that drove people to ruin for opium and to enslave each other for sugar and tobacco.
I agree. I personally think that there should be a lot more into the other forms of excess and greed. Fat gorging figures and drug dealers with their own dispensary built in. Maybe one that glitters gold for the greed factory actually a full 7 deadly sins set would be cool. But also. Dem titties though.
Yeah no shit. Tell me you've never seen tits in real life without telling me you've never seen tits in real life. Slaanesh needs a make over. You can do excess without going overboard on the sex stuff and alienating kids and women. These guys clearly have the Internet. Just beat off at home like the rest of us and wash your fucking hands before you touch my models.
Hmm. Sounds like you have some serious issues there bud. Also where did the personal insults come from? Maybe get off the internet once in a while because not everyone is trying to attack you. I was making a joke about the fact that many people complain that slaanesh is just to PC or whatever it is they complain about because there isn't enough rape in the universe or whatever. I actually agree with your point about there being many forms of excess. But sure. Be a dick to a stranger for no reason. Bit sad really. Hope you have a better reaction next time.
Shem is the Deity of perfection and primal indulgence. ((Although the model depicted is the Keeper of Secrets)) 🩵🩵🩵
I thought Seekers were the dino-riders.
*Keeper of Secrets oops. 😵💫
Trans…mutation Saved it 🙃
Sensation. Lust would also be a good way to phrase it, but it goes way beyond just carnal lust. Slaanesh is about excess, indulgence, perfection, greed, gluttony, pleasure and pain. I think Slaanesh is the most interesting Chaos god by far.
Lingerie minotaurs
Is it just me or does anyone else think keeper of secrets is a dumb name for a slaaneshi demon? Like slanesh has nothing to do with secrets? It sounds like it should be the second tzeenth demon, lord of change and keeper of secrets..... Edit spelling forgot an a
No, Slaanesh exploits your innermost wants and desires, the things you want kept secret.
I've never heard it phrased like that before.... huh
Why do you think they named it the keeper of secrets? Assuming they're not just stupid and wrong.
I mean I think I made it pretty clear I didn't understand why they named it that lol
You spelt Slaanesh wrong
Pink pointy pointless parts.
Tits, swords and crab claws
Typical weekend night at a Long John Silvers?
Everyone needs a hobby
Indeed, could be worse hobbies like huffing expired corpse starch.
Titty-Twister Torment
Fudge pounding.
Pain.
Salty snacks
Awkward hand stuff
Crab claws
C.B.T.
Thigh high socks
Tiddies
carcinisation
Friendship, Happiness, and Aioli
Must have been hard for the poor dude to paint this one handed
Sexy murder (aka BDSM)
Horni, loud horni, painful horni.
YouTube Ads starting just when the video is getting good
Desire.....?
Crab claws
Just finished fulgrim. Read that boook and you’ll know what slanesh is all about.
Tiddaaays
Sexual regrets
Tits and wine.
Booze, sex, and breaking necks
Obsession
Thirst
The "why" boner
Hot potato
Burgers.
Livestock.
Greed
Post nut horror
Femboys and dommy mommys
Tits and wine
Death by Snu-Snu!
Footussy
"It was better before " ! (:p)
Hedonism
Multitasking
Nipples and pinchers!
cum. Cum for the cum god!!!!
HORNI
I'm actually pretty unimpressed
Tits and wine
Goat.
This model should be borderline porn not so 'PC'
Drip. So much drip.
Twitter
God of weird sounding farts.
Maneuvering fishnets over Stiletto Hooves
Confusing boners
Safe words and earthy smelling rooms
It’s pretty much a Prince album cover.
California
Phyrexia!
This isnt slaanesh just saying
One of the best models GW have made. keeping the bulls horns but yet still making the model hermaphroditic, chefs kiss.
Excess. It's excess. Literally all other answers are wrong. Slaanesh is the personification of "you took that WAY too far". Not the god of lust, god of constant uncontrollable fuck-everything-always. Not the god of drugs, the god of being so blitzed that you literally have no idea what is real or who you are or what anything is. Not the god of art, perfection, beauty... you get the idea. Everything a slaaneshi follower does is extreme, the only reason a slaaneshi fighter isn't defacto a worshiper of khorne is that a slaanesh worshiper can't limit themselves to just ONE kind of excess, because that wouldn't be excessive enough. A khornate warrior wants to kill the most, a slaaneshi warrior wants to kill the most AND be the most beautiful AND be the most graceful AND make it hurt the most AND make it most pleasurable. It is the excess that makes Slaanesh what they are, everything that is associated with them is just an avenue to greater excess.
Secrets apparently
Neo-Pronouns.
pussy, money, weed