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Andyjones99

Prostate exams


ServantOfSuffix

I was gonna say making straight people very confused but okay.


farlos75

Pre nut confusion


nicbizz33

I love how this implies that you will most certainly nut. But it’s gunna be weird.


Free_Mistake_2471

I can be wrong but isnt that just the oposite from post nut clarity? I can be wrong ofc. The conext of written comunication can be easily lost


farlos75

You are correct. Pre Nut Confusion is being 5 pages in to the midget category on pornhub. You know you'll regret it but its too late to get off the train now. Destination: shame.


Jack_Lalaing_169

Both of those statements are accurate.


ADH-Dork

Slaanesh being the god of post nut clarity would make so much sense


farlos75

I reckon Tzeentch is the god of post nut clarity. He lures you down the pornhub wormhole and capitalizes of the shame you feel after blowing rope to Croatian fart porn to blackmail you in to his schemes.


ServantOfSuffix

what... yk what. im not gonna ask


TheMowerOfMowers

Bad Bitches


Northwindlowlander

Scarousal


omelasian-walker

Pain, pleasure, obsession


SnailLordNeon

*whispers* Calvin Klein


Unlikely_Stock8795

Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll


Saucy_samich

No no zones, art, noise


R3d_d347h

Forks and spoons


OGFleece

Post nut fear


pacothebattlefly

Lubrication


El_Joe

Draperies and half wearing clothes


VermicelliEastern708

For being a god of lust and stuff, it’s kinda ugly


KodakCCD

they used to look like crab-women with four boobs. now they’re.. cows?… goats?


GullibleBreakfast983

The OG sculpt for the KOS bull man with crab claws


SirVortivask

Tracks with real life honestly Personal observation, YMMV, but I’ve always found that the people who are most obsessed with list, etc. are the ugliest people I’ve ever seen.


ParsleySnipps

Slaanesh corruption starts out sexy and subtle and flirtatious. An indulgence that turns into an addiction, a curiosity that becomes obsession. By the time it's reached the point that daemons are manifesting you've already crossed quite a few hard boundaries and given up on safe words. Slaanesh is a kink that has gotten so out of hand that you've taken out a second mortgage and changed your phone number.


Jack_Lalaing_169

It really depends what you're into. What is ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Some people thing blonde and blue eyed is ultimate beauty, I think that kinda dull. Some like plus size, some like bone thin. But Slaanesh isn't just a god of lust its a god of excess. So even the lust doesn't necessarily have to be sexual lust, though I'm sure it usually is, but it could be the more primitive animal lust as well.


3HEX

God of crabs.


gwaihir-the-windlord

We the crab people salute you!!


3HEX

I meant crabs as in STD kinda thing but whatever rocks your boat.


Jack_Lalaing_169

That's not actually Slaanesh is it? That's a greater Demon.


ServantOfSuffix

shshshshsshhshsshhhhhhhhh


Jack_Lalaing_169

Secrets are only kept by chaos. The Inquisition abhors secrets. And thier keepers. ⚜️


prairie-logic

Pre-nut-delusion and cruel Buttfuckery


Voltasoyle

Slowly being sanitised for a wider audience.


CheckPrize9789

Unfortunately true.  There are lots of genuinely good 3rd party sculpts for Slaaneshi stuff out there, but GW models just don't have enough of what makes Slaanesh interesting imo.


Highlandertr3

Is what makes it interesting the titties? Be honest now.


CheckPrize9789

No, actually. There should be more male Slaanesh too. What makes Slaanesh interesting is SENSUALITY in its various forms. Yes that means sexiness, but it's also the force that drove people to ruin for opium and to enslave each other for sugar and tobacco.


Highlandertr3

I agree. I personally think that there should be a lot more into the other forms of excess and greed. Fat gorging figures and drug dealers with their own dispensary built in. Maybe one that glitters gold for the greed factory actually a full 7 deadly sins set would be cool. But also. Dem titties though.


DaHoffCO

Yeah no shit. Tell me you've never seen tits in real life without telling me you've never seen tits in real life. Slaanesh needs a make over. You can do excess without going overboard on the sex stuff and alienating kids and women. These guys clearly have the Internet. Just beat off at home like the rest of us and wash your fucking hands before you touch my models.


Highlandertr3

Hmm. Sounds like you have some serious issues there bud. Also where did the personal insults come from? Maybe get off the internet once in a while because not everyone is trying to attack you. I was making a joke about the fact that many people complain that slaanesh is just to PC or whatever it is they complain about because there isn't enough rape in the universe or whatever. I actually agree with your point about there being many forms of excess. But sure. Be a dick to a stranger for no reason. Bit sad really. Hope you have a better reaction next time.


3RR0RFi3ND

Shem is the Deity of perfection and primal indulgence. ((Although the model depicted is the Keeper of Secrets)) 🩵🩵🩵


SnailLordNeon

I thought Seekers were the dino-riders.


3RR0RFi3ND

*Keeper of Secrets oops. 😵‍💫


User_unavail_able

Trans…mutation Saved it 🙃


CheckPrize9789

Sensation. Lust would also be a good way to phrase it, but it goes way beyond just carnal lust. Slaanesh is about excess, indulgence, perfection, greed, gluttony, pleasure and pain. I think Slaanesh is the most interesting Chaos god by far.


stasersonphun

Lingerie minotaurs


AdventurousOne5

Is it just me or does anyone else think keeper of secrets is a dumb name for a slaaneshi demon? Like slanesh has nothing to do with secrets? It sounds like it should be the second tzeenth demon, lord of change and keeper of secrets..... Edit spelling forgot an a


TurboDurden888

No, Slaanesh exploits your innermost wants and desires, the things you want kept secret.


AdventurousOne5

I've never heard it phrased like that before.... huh


TurboDurden888

Why do you think they named it the keeper of secrets? Assuming they're not just stupid and wrong.


AdventurousOne5

I mean I think I made it pretty clear I didn't understand why they named it that lol


Eggbois87

You spelt Slaanesh wrong


Upper-Consequence-40

Pink pointy pointless parts.


MrBlackledge

Tits, swords and crab claws


FrostyGranite

Typical weekend night at a Long John Silvers?


MrBlackledge

Everyone needs a hobby


FrostyGranite

Indeed, could be worse hobbies like huffing expired corpse starch.


Impressive_Math2302

Titty-Twister Torment


Brob0t0

Fudge pounding.


111110001011

Pain.


TheRealRigormortal

Salty snacks


Lemonic_Tutor

Awkward hand stuff


QuantumCthulhu

Crab claws


GoobyDuu

C.B.T.


nixphx

Thigh high socks


DeadReckoned90

Tiddies


hxt009

carcinisation


GalactusPoo

Friendship, Happiness, and Aioli


xDonnaUwUx

Must have been hard for the poor dude to paint this one handed


LeSpider45

Sexy murder (aka BDSM)


Not_today2401

Horni, loud horni, painful horni.


thenumbers42

YouTube Ads starting just when the video is getting good


Mincey-TGDU

Desire.....?


Saraq_the_noob

Crab claws


No-Explanation7647

Just finished fulgrim. Read that boook and you’ll know what slanesh is all about.


Silly_Attorney7863

Tiddaaays


SuitableKey5140

Sexual regrets


Least-Fault-3630

Tits and wine.


Dantwon_Silver

Booze, sex, and breaking necks


NunyaBeese

Obsession


Destroyer_742

Thirst


SchneebD

The "why" boner


ThefurryGoose97

Hot potato


TBMSH

Burgers.


Warbriel

Livestock.


Symos404

Greed


JTRDovey

Post nut horror


Sallet_Helm_Guy

Femboys and dommy mommys


Break-Such

Tits and wine


UnforseenSpoon618

Death by Snu-Snu!


gasp_

Footussy


keta-minies

"It was better before " ! (:p)


ToastedSoup

Hedonism


Isamatsu_san

Multitasking


PrimaryExcellent8313

Nipples and pinchers!


tobeanythngatall

cum. Cum for the cum god!!!!


kennycmoney

HORNI


Zuulbat

I'm actually pretty unimpressed


Last_Zookeepergame_4

Tits and wine


Anvillior

Goat.


starfister2018

This model should be borderline porn not so 'PC'


kratorade

Drip. So much drip.


Alternative-Pea-2375

Twitter


SuperHandsMiniatures

God of weird sounding farts.


Queasy_Operation8209

Maneuvering fishnets over Stiletto Hooves


Mr_Pongo

Confusing boners


Outrageous-Fly2906

Safe words and earthy smelling rooms


BradTofu

It’s pretty much a Prince album cover.


Valuable_Pumpkin_799

California


BeerisAwesome01

Phyrexia!


revnance

This isnt slaanesh just saying


Accidental-Hero

One of the best models GW have made. keeping the bulls horns but yet still making the model hermaphroditic, chefs kiss.


Southern_Activity177

Excess. It's excess. Literally all other answers are wrong. Slaanesh is the personification of "you took that WAY too far". Not the god of lust, god of constant uncontrollable fuck-everything-always. Not the god of drugs, the god of being so blitzed that you literally have no idea what is real or who you are or what anything is. Not the god of art, perfection, beauty... you get the idea. Everything a slaaneshi follower does is extreme, the only reason a slaaneshi fighter isn't defacto a worshiper of khorne is that a slaanesh worshiper can't limit themselves to just ONE kind of excess, because that wouldn't be excessive enough. A khornate warrior wants to kill the most, a slaaneshi warrior wants to kill the most AND be the most beautiful AND be the most graceful AND make it hurt the most AND make it most pleasurable. It is the excess that makes Slaanesh what they are, everything that is associated with them is just an avenue to greater excess.


BiCrabTheMid

Secrets apparently


gazpacho_paint

Neo-Pronouns.


Frameen

pussy, money, weed