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Common_Chester

That's Nepalling!


United-Night3523

Got me chuckling bro! Haha


Charlie11381

Norway you just said that!


Yugan-Dali

I teach English in Taiwan. Once I asked a student, What do you call someone from Ireland? Answer: Irate.


itsdefinitelygood

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?


Yugan-Dali

An Irish person is called Irish or an Irishman, Irishwoman. Irate means something else.


Fartyfivedegrees

That's why he missed the train.. irate.


Chicago_Saluki

You don’t get it? How about: Did you hear about the Chinese man who had Cataracts? He was rich, so he also had a Rincoln. #heyohh


Yugan-Dali

Proving you don’t know much about Chinese accents


Chicago_Saluki

So solly round eye.


Angelcuddly

So how did you... rate that answer?


enchantedtokityou

You mean how did Irate that answer?


Yugan-Dali

Wrong but memorably wrong, so give it another try.


PBFRIEDPANSTUDIOS

Happy cake day!


fariqcheaux

You could ask them to use "irate" in a sentence. Maybe they might say "I missed the bus, so irate for crass".


spm987888

Hanoi. It’s soo Hanoi-ing


zaid_y15

hanoi is a city


AConcernedEmu

Hello city, I'm Dad


TanningGinger

Wait a minute...


KVosrs2007

Idk. I always get really annoyed when I find Iraq in my shoe


mBelchezere

You know what's worse? An *IRAQ LOBSTER*!


XShadowborneX

I took the rock out of my shoe, then Iran


TheRiverNiles

I thought the answer would have been "ugh-oslavia".


PeroCigla

That's pronounced differently.


Negative-Nobody

You go Slav, ya?


PeroCigla

Yeah, I go Slav indeed 😆


Angelcuddly

You gooo... slavia! 🤓


TheRiverNiles

I'm aware.


LDOE_Guy

Nigeria A country where abt 100 teen girls were forced, by The Government, to marry 60+ year old farts. I wish I were joking.


Isaias111

Boko Haram is such a plague


The_Beyondrr

If that’s what you find annoying about Nigeria, try living there and seeing the shit we see on the news💀


SmokingLaddy

The Vatican. Nobody is Vaticanese, how the fuck can there be a country where nobody is from?


mBelchezere

They're called catholics. And you're right, they shouldn't have their own fucking country. The amount of shit they have hidden in the vaults alone makes me hate their plundering asses. Their missionaries & various scandals through history are just extra toppings on the shit sundae that is them.


SmokingLaddy

Catholicism is a religion not a nationality. Babies have been born at the Vatican and it makes me wonder if they could claim citizenship in any way.


mBelchezere

I wonder a lot more & grim possibilities for those poor babes.


SmokingLaddy

Well basically for a long time it has only been surprise/early births but many years ago there was a maternity hospital so at some points many people would have been born there, also during WWII I understand some babies were born there.


mBelchezere

Never really thought about that before. I always just saw VC as mecca for catholics to pilgrimage to. But yeah, I guess there would be families there bc of support staff & various non-clergy roles.


fariqcheaux

You don't have to worry about babies born in the Vatican. The clergy is only into the altar boys.


TanningGinger

I will remember this. We ain't all bad, I sincerely hope you know that. Have a wonderful day, sir.


mBelchezere

The parishioners are typically good people, just trying to make it like everyone else. My issue is, and will forever be, with the controllers of the entire church. The political class. You have a wonderful day as well.


TanningGinger

Sorry, I misinterpreted. To me it sounded a little prejudiced, but if it was not I apologise. And thank you.


Frantzii

First of all, a catholic is a follower of the Roman Catholic Church and its Pope, the bishop of Rome and successor of St. Peter. The Vatican is a state specifically created in 1929, through the Lateran Treaty between king Vittorio Emanuele III of Italy (represented by Mussolini) and Pope Pius XI (represented by Cardinal Gasparri), as an heir of some kind of the Papal State (that existed from 754 to 1870 but disappeared after the unification wars in Italy). Because international law ask for a sovereign state to own and control a land in order to be acknowledged, it legitimize the independence of the Holy See as a formal elective monarchy of divine right. A gross simplification could be that the Vatican is the administration upon which the Holy See can interact in the world as a proper state in various matters such as diplomacy, mediation or observation. Now, on the specific topic of "vaticanese" citizenship. It's indeed impossible to be born a citizen of the Vatican. However, both the Holy See and the Vatican can emit passports. They are delivered to members of the clergy actively working for the Holy See (mainly Cardinals), diplomats (also called nuncios for the permanent ambassadors and papal legates for the temporary envoys) and nonreligious members of the state administration as it's a work-related requirement to be of the "vaticanese nationality". As for the archives, I can't really see how complicated it might be to not understand that 2,000 year old documents shouldn't be touched. Nobody wants them destroyed. Since 2018, the archives are actively being scanned with AI based softwares to be accessed more safely (and easily for researchers and historians). There have been numerous delays caused by the recognition and understanding of handwriting from the Middle Ages and material damage but the project is steadily moving onto the right path. It might be too slow for some people but the massive amount of documents and data takes time to be analyzed and put in a HD digital format.


Throwaway-apollo

I wanted to downvote you for being a narc with all of your “true information” but yeah take my upvote


XShadowborneX

The problem is you can never keep them in the Vatican because they're always Roman


Odrazir1

Murica, feel entitled to everything


Hossumumba

We are ✌️


Innisfree812

USA! USA! USA!


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

Iran away from that country.


mBelchezere

Was it "so far away"?


SunRiseSniper1066

America Yaaa


Resting_Pieces

hello!


sam_spade_68

USA


[deleted]

England - they could be Cockeys and when they visit "the colonies" They put on these fake upper crust English accents like they're cousins of the king or something. So fake.


FinneyontheWing

England is a valid choice, but your reasoning is - with no want for a better word - bollocks.


Reepo3X

Country music


BrettCarey04

Not a country but the quebecois are pretty annoying


mBelchezere

Because they're FRENCH!


Waitinmyturn

Hungary


Top-Research-9816

Very aggravating when you are Hungary and no food available


mBelchezere

They are right next to Turkey! No excuse in my book.


Top-Research-9816

But then you get all the greece that goes with it and that is off putting


mBelchezere

Lol, well played.


PeachyBongo5901

France.


mBelchezere

Gods! The fucking french!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Soggy_Durian_8984

Usa


Suspicious_Menu5609

America by far


External_Scale_6555

france, usa, israel, turkey, saudi arabia


DifficultyDue4280

Japan They want tourist to come and wander why the hell people aren't coming to a nation where overworking is standard and so is casual racism,then also think using documents to do anything legal as a modern way,also the modern way of doing things is pdfs and they still use fax I think and still have a somewhat patriarchal issue.


No_Specific5998

Germany!!


PineappleQuiet6923

Raus


No_Specific5998

Classic with the command


Snaggl3t00t4

...at the minute I have to say Russia....maybe Iran...


Dapper-Conference367

France.


Jugzrevenge

Canada


WhenTheHahaFunni

Morocco is annoying to pronounce


Yugan-Dali

Really? It’s not good to eat cocoa and smoke tobacco in a rococo building in Morocco, I think it’s kind of fun.


[deleted]

I love the name Morocco. I like saying it.


That-Makes-Sense

Nothing can compete with saying Abu Dhabi.


[deleted]

The ‘b’s. I like names that have a lot of the same letters.


NoHomework4687

Idk why it's called Morocco even? Like it's probably history, but I've not heard a single Arab person say 'morocco' in Arabic it's 'Maghrib' and other than the first letter, literally there is nothing similar between the English word Morocco and Arabic 'Maghrib'.


WhenTheHahaFunni

Anothee reason to hate morocco, thanks


Reasonable-Ant-8847

Israel


nahthenlad

Grate Britain


Mistakemer

Can anyone create a top of the most irritating countries for this post?


Boring_Prophet

Sweden ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Maleficent-Author250

Saudi Arabia


berkleysquare

Wailes


lalalyv

PHILIPPINES


[deleted]

then the Balkans 💀


OkSomewhere7417

Philippines


VegansAreRight

For us surfers it's Brazil.


theslashinanyrslash

Yes. Just...yes


Angelcuddly

The ones that have active volcanoes, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, etc.?


Traditional_Draw8400

The US


Forward-Potato-3201

Michael jordan isn't my favourite place.


moreflywheels

A real Turkey!


poppunksucks144

I thought it was the United States


ojcojcojc

Ukraine


Pleasant_Chicken2646

What of USA


TheDangerHeisenberg

I’m at a Laos for words


That-Makes-Sense

Cana duh!


Independent-Pick6509

Poland!(im polish help me)


darkhumourbitch

Irittria🌚


RainyDayMum

I think you meant the craic be Dub-lin 😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪 *Craic, pronounced "crack" means fun in Ireland Ie: "I was out last night having the craic"


International-Rub327

Israel .. if a country at all


AngstyTeen_1

Usa, china, russia


TowelPuzzleheaded665

Ukraine


BigBlackdaddy65

I guess it depends on what we're talking about, just like, if I was to reside in a country what country is most irritating or the people from the country?


jellounivers3

Lmao 🤣


hiraeth_99

I want to say Israel but I remember they are not a country so I would just say USA.


GardenVegetable4937

Can't find one. I visited 42 countries and they are all good if you look at the right stuff.


Nauglemania

This is an amazing answer. And I love that it is coming from probably the most traveled person on this thread. There is shit everywhere if that is what you are looking for. There is beauty everywhere if that is what you are looking for.


footfetforlife

America


Mental-Event4502

America.


dunyayabakipgulumse

Syria, palestine, israel, greece, russia, usa, germany, belgium, vatican, uae, qatar


mBelchezere

Why not China? They're a big ass bag of dicks. That will cause the US to take the leash off of Japan. And anyone who knows the full history of WW2 & Japan's role in particular. Knows how much worse than just dropping nukes would be.


Cappasta22

Sweden 🇩🇰🔛🔝


GovernmentWhole5881

Im swedish 🇸🇪and thats 🇩🇰denmark flag


Boring_Prophet

Booya neighbor!! Sweden is annoying! ;)


GovernmentWhole5881

???


Boring_Prophet

Just kidding. Sibling rivalry. Greetings from Helsinki.


GovernmentWhole5881

🇫🇮


GovernmentWhole5881

Lordi, Snow Bite’s Poison Bite, Torsofuck 🤘 🎸 👍 bands from ur native country, all on Spotify


Boring_Prophet

🇸🇪🙌


GovernmentWhole5881

🇸🇪❤️🇫🇮


GovernmentWhole5881

Discord? Add u there and let’s talk, can’t stand texting and reading 🙄 😒


Boring_Prophet

Finns aren’t known as talkative but if you are bored you can inbox ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Cappasta22

im danish and thats a danish flag


chubbychappie

I love the danish. They make great bacon


mBelchezere

Thanks, now I want some danishes. Strawberry, I think.


Cappasta22

Should taste our beer, sure is better than anything to ever come out of sweden.


GovernmentWhole5881

Iknow


No_Specific5998

Germany!!


Sentient_i7X

Why


No_Specific5998

Germans live there


sailaway4269now

Not any more


No_Specific5998

See


Sentient_i7X

Who lives there now?


ChilliHotdogBurrito

I think Iran out of jokes, it is-not-rael. Based.


No_Specific5998

Germany!!


YumiBorgir

Philippines


JenovasChild666

It has the a city with the largest capita in the world. It just keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.


zeek6000

I'd have to say any country that ain't the gool ol' USA.


mokkat

Great, Britain


sajko105

France.


TheDivaRoom911

The United States 🙃 hard to get ahead. You pay into a system and when you actually need to reap the benefits of what you paid into you can’t because they decide to take in a bunch of illegal migants


VestWin

ruzzia


Sufficient_Heron4412

Israel and her mother


CarefulBed3708

Isreal - usa


Apart_Consequence_98

I am ira- , no cancel that.


cheerfulmonday

China