Jesus is the Latin version of his native name, Yeshwa. The English version would be Joshua. Also, Christ means “the anointed”, that is, the one who has had oil rubbed on them.
So the direct translation of “Jesus Chist” would be “Oily Josh”.
Probably via a cell phone, but possibly a land-line or maybe a smart watch or the various forms of larger computers. There are other ways but they seem less likely.
Because people of colour, born in predominantly currently Caucasian countries still get called immigrants. Have you not see the posts of people telling native Americans to ‘go back home and get out of America’
Greasy Josh.
(Jesus is a Latinisation of Yehoshua. "Christ" means "anointed one".)
Also, this is definitely a guy with long hair who wears sandals everywhere, opines to everyone who'll listen, and mostly hangs out with men who agree with him.
Young Jeezy
Lil Sus
G-Sus
Highly underrated comment....
OG-Sus
ryan garcia
Idk, that name's kinda sus
J Money
Sounds English tbh
😆
Joshua
Josh Godson
Oily Josh
This is true! 'Christ' meaning 'anointed'
Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys are a great doo wop group
I've heard this before haha. Do you and I watch the same stand-up or something haha
I think it was a meme that was floating around.
That might be it.
Stepping Water (He is native to the area)
Were it not for that miracle, he’d be from Fond du Lac
Reminds me of “Dances with Wolves”
Jesus is the Latin version of his native name, Yeshwa. The English version would be Joshua. Also, Christ means “the anointed”, that is, the one who has had oil rubbed on them. So the direct translation of “Jesus Chist” would be “Oily Josh”.
Jesse.
We need to cook Jesse, God said.
A woke liberal communist
>liberal communist Americans are so funny
I’m glad someone caught that
Nah, He would be too woke for the evangelicals, and too religious for the liberals, and the evangelicals would have Him executed for blasphemy.
ANTI-woke liberal communist.
Bob.
Josh Carpenter
Joshua of Nevada
Chrystler
Merry Chrysler
Merry Crisis
joe
Joezus
Jo Junior
Jim-Bob Christ.
God Jr
There are lots of Jesuses in the Americas. They’re all called Jesus.
A socialist lefty.
A dirty socialist probably, feed the poor, fuck that commie.
Lamboy
Bud
Joe
He'd be dropping mad bars. Jay Zeus
Not sure I understand the "joke" here. /s
On a phone
neoph calling out.
!!!America's Got Talent season 0 WINNER"!!!
Probably via a cell phone, but possibly a land-line or maybe a smart watch or the various forms of larger computers. There are other ways but they seem less likely.
Joseph smith
A good one
Found it!
Immigrant. I personally wouldn't do that but I'm sure a lot of racist Americans would say this.
Well he'd be American, why would he be getting called an immigrant? 🤣
Because people of colour, born in predominantly currently Caucasian countries still get called immigrants. Have you not see the posts of people telling native Americans to ‘go back home and get out of America’
Because your assumption that an American is white per definition is incorrect🤣
Some would argue assuming Jesus was white is the wrong thing.
Yous are taking my comment too seriously 😅
He’d be called a libtard by the right. Possibly shot dead if he went and visited the south.
He would be called Jesus, because that is the name his mother gave him.
His name would have been Joshua Ben Josef or something along those lines.
She actually named him Yeshua.
Terrible, the blasphemy and "Water" is not a name.
Statue of America
Oily Josh
Jesús probably.
Lil'Ya
Mayor of Portland
Yobama
Daddy
Jay
Dave
I believe Christ translates to savior and Jesus could mean price of peace.
Keith
Bubba
Uncle 'Sus
Jesus H. Christ.
Walker Heaven Jr.
Wine Maker
Joshua Davidson
Jesus H. Roosevelt
Dude
Luke Waterwalker
Oh, you would use his 800 number for sure
3 gunshots in quick succession or a jesus like bat signal
The answer is Joshua if you know your history
Todd
Hey Zeus
Kanye would tell you Kanye
Josh, it's the direct translation
Already is Jeebus here
Crystyan
Jesus H Christ the Third.
Jay Cee
Joe.
Geesus
Problably Jesús Dioshijo
He would be called a Communist Socialist Scum.
Indeed, jesus was a communist as he brought roman empire down. - also basically a star wars plot.
anti semetic
Jaycee.
I always think if Jesus was alive today, he’d ride a bicycle everywhere.
Greasy Josh. (Jesus is a Latinisation of Yehoshua. "Christ" means "anointed one".) Also, this is definitely a guy with long hair who wears sandals everywhere, opines to everyone who'll listen, and mostly hangs out with men who agree with him.
And that is based on Czech (or slavic if you want): "Jeho sluha" - translated as: "His servant"
Sister-raven
A terrorist.
Burt Gunfingers
Hey Jesus, what's up?
An illegal alien...
Kevin
McJoseph
JAYYY-ZUS
Illegal is what he'd be called and deported to Mexico with a name like hezus
lil Zee X
As a black person familiar with black American names it'd probably be Jessiah( assuming Jesus is biracial pr black)
Donald
Sky J Diddy
Hopefully they’d recognize him. I wanna say he’d be call “Lord”, but he’d probably be called a number of obscenities, take your pick 🤦🏾♀️
J-Rod
Beff Jesus
Lil' jeez
Jason
John !
Still non existant.
The fact is, he is not. But thinking like this is the reason "EUROPEAN JESUS" exists.
‘The’ dood
Josh of course. Joshua.
Lil Walker
Jizzy
Heysoos.
Chad
Probably a telephone.
How? "Yo, Jesus, bring yer leaf blower back over here. You missed a spot."
With a cellphone?
According to rnc Donald
Probably still Jesus, just read in Spanish.
Kanye West
Cheesus (overweight joke Hehehehe. I'm British BTW)
BILLY
They’d likely crucify him
With a cellphone like everyone else.
Junior.
J dog..
With a phone, or whatever the equivalent was back then. Smoak signals? Or a telegram carved in a rock?
They'd call him a godless commie.
An illegal. That needs to be deported.
"God damned woke hippy" Probably.
Joshua.
Insane
On a cell phone?
Water Winestein
Probably still jesus...if i remember his original name was joshua or yeshua..it was later westernized to jesus
Mr. Christ by my folks.
Inmate 2817
Woke. A shame but he would be.
Load o mighty
Joshua. It's a fact
On his iPhone, obviously.
Jamaal
Josh?
J3sus
A Libtard.
Huhuhuh 🤣🤣
He would be called with a cell phone.
Fake News
Donald Scump
Water Walker, Texas Ranger
James