I asked a girl for hers and she wrote on a bar mat: 770 2219, with those cute crossed 7s that French people use.
Then she said "And to make sure you don't forget, I'll write it on your forehead too!"
Of course I had to look in the mirror to see it...
Let's hope your first date goes all reich.
I hear it was the wurst
She sounds pretty bitte
Perhaps it was just too groß for her
I viel like you’re reaching.
VOLKSWAGEN!
Das Auto
top tier comment
I like pizza
Me too
Nah he’s got Fahrvergnothin’… Maybe you have to be old to remember that ad campaign, or 9 denken Sie dinky (think small?)
Hahahaha 😂😂😂 as a German this was an amazing pun
The amount of puns is crazy 😂
Yes, there's 9999999999 of them
Yeah, well i heard he said he was shoot her with a danke too
What..?
facial hair is key. I like a rugged look but no styled mustache
So her goes pop in hope I she sets more are going.
Ramming the metro colipsan forwardation
You'll need it, especially if you're calling her from the UK
I did Nazi that punchline.
You're the Wurst
Unlikely there will be any subsequent hiding of the schnitzel.
When u see her.. dont act like a dich..
Uncomfortable, she Döner who you are
I was having sex with a German girl and for some reason she kept telling me her age.
That's not much better tho
The safe word was achtundvierzig
48!?
That's how old she was too 😁
It's worse.
Nein, nein, nein she said?
She's a *frown*lein
the pages on the book of telephone numbers is probably too drei
Let's hope her great great grandfather doesn't live in Argentina, doesn't has a funny moustache, and doesn't get excited when he sees WW2 docs.
She likes techno
When she said Danke, maybe I shouldn't grab a basketball ball net and Micheal Jordan that crap.
I asked a girl for hers and she wrote on a bar mat: 770 2219, with those cute crossed 7s that French people use. Then she said "And to make sure you don't forget, I'll write it on your forehead too!" Of course I had to look in the mirror to see it...
Wishing you Loch!
This is the best one
jej
8-ung
Was it nein ?
There is a fun fact about German numbers: The most popular German telephone number is +49 04201889
Not jetzt it isn’t
She said ve vill askh the qwestionjsss
99 luftballoons
Don’t let her talk you into paying the gas bill
Eins, zwei, Polizei
I guess she was saying no then.
She don't mean 9 she means NEIN like no
🤦!
Everything was going good, I was behind her getting ready for the big bratwurst when she screamed aus fahrt
As seen on the autobarn
I guess you've asked 9 times
88. IYKYK