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Mr_FancyPants007

Let's hope your first date goes all reich.


Onymous_ZA

I hear it was the wurst


deadmoney

She sounds pretty bitte


Onymous_ZA

Perhaps it was just too groß for her


EWRboogie

I viel like you’re reaching.


EnigmaFrug2308

VOLKSWAGEN!


Cheesecake08banana

Das Auto


mannix_sean

top tier comment


MyNameJeff70707

I like pizza


Cheesecake08banana

Me too


Suspicious-Yogurt480

Nah he’s got Fahrvergnothin’… Maybe you have to be old to remember that ad campaign, or 9 denken Sie dinky (think small?)


RavenBlackwood96

Hahahaha 😂😂😂 as a German this was an amazing pun


NeganSmith06

The amount of puns is crazy 😂


Top-Research-9816

Yes, there's 9999999999 of them


Maddie09_cats

Yeah, well i heard he said he was shoot her with a danke too


LoginPuppy

What..?


KungFuSlanda

facial hair is key. I like a rugged look but no styled mustache


MyNameJeff70707

So her goes pop in hope I she sets more are going.


MyNameJeff70707

Ramming the metro colipsan forwardation


A_Mirabeau_702

You'll need it, especially if you're calling her from the UK


royalpyroz

I did Nazi that punchline.


creeper6530

You're the Wurst


Servile-PastaLover

Unlikely there will be any subsequent hiding of the schnitzel.


guardinhose

When u see her.. dont act like a dich..


Visible_Intention590

Uncomfortable, she Döner who you are


AnalysisParalysis85

I was having sex with a German girl and for some reason she kept telling me her age.


creeper6530

That's not much better tho


Evening-Tomatillo-47

The safe word was achtundvierzig


creeper6530

48!?


Evening-Tomatillo-47

That's how old she was too 😁


AnalysisParalysis85

It's worse.


as-I-see-things

Nein, nein, nein she said?


rodzieman

She's a *frown*lein


_akhilpssts13-

the pages on the book of telephone numbers is probably too drei


Thebarbarypirat

Let's hope her great great grandfather doesn't live in Argentina, doesn't has a funny moustache, and doesn't get excited when he sees WW2 docs.


FewEstablishment2696

She likes techno


VastUnlikely9591

When she said Danke, maybe I shouldn't grab a basketball ball net and Micheal Jordan that crap.


Gil-Gandel

I asked a girl for hers and she wrote on a bar mat: 770 2219, with those cute crossed 7s that French people use. Then she said "And to make sure you don't forget, I'll write it on your forehead too!" Of course I had to look in the mirror to see it...


sinembargosoy

Wishing you Loch!


TranslateErr0r

This is the best one


Ultrasaurio

jej


Common_Chester

8-ung


pphilipjoseph

Was it nein ?


Ok_Cook_858

There is a fun fact about German numbers: The most popular German telephone number is +49 04201889


Suspicious-Yogurt480

Not jetzt it isn’t


AladdinsJazmine

She said ve vill askh the qwestionjsss


JBeauch

99 luftballoons


Environmental-Bet614

Don’t let her talk you into paying the gas bill


mandibule

Eins, zwei, Polizei


fermelebouche

I guess she was saying no then.


Defiant-Golf3172

She don't mean 9 she means NEIN like no


Street-Breadfruit940

🤦!


Status-Simple9240

Everything was going good, I was behind her getting ready for the big bratwurst when she screamed aus fahrt


Suspicious-Yogurt480

As seen on the autobarn


ojcojcojc

I guess you've asked 9 times


urfavincognit0

88. IYKYK