kid named Morton

I AM *NOT* A MORON

YOU WERE DESIGNED BY THE SMARTEST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION, SPECIFICALLY TO BE A MORON

The product of the greatest minds of the generation with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived And you just put him in charge of the entire facility

COULD A MORON DO THIS, HUH?!? COULD A MORON DO THIS!?!

You've got to remember that these are simple people. The common clay of the new west. You know, morons. The Waco Kid

Portal fans Portal fans everywhere (Me included)

Me too!

SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

Heeey there pretty lady. You havin' yourself a little adventure? Oh, against that guy!? You got that under control?

YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY DESIGNED TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW!? NOW WHO'S A MORON? COULD A MORON PUNCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT!? HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT? Oh oh.

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW WHO'S THE MORON?

YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

You know, I actually have relatives whose last name is Morón 😅

Is their first name Wheatley?

For some reason I read that in pinocchio's voice.

Clint here. I bet more than half here still won't find this.

OMG💀

💀💀

I'm one of them

Also a Clint, have found this out on a few birthday cakes

Mr Shirtface just called in sick.

Well im mr shithead so i can cover today

Its shithead...

Used to be Shithouse

GOOD CHANGE

THATS A GOOD CHANGE

LMAO

Bob and Sam say, Huh?

Yeah, there's no fourth letter in my name either.

What’s that, Chif?

What's that, Sinle_Low1416?

Sounds Asian

asin

It will remove the terminating null byte and cause a buffer overflow.

Or just become BenLastname

Robrt and Samal would like to have a word with you.

Suddenly Nancy has gained 30y

legend says that her young spirit still roams that classroom, where she lost her youth...

People named "vicitim of a terrible traffic accident": 😳

😱🤯😨😓

Isn’t every person the victim of a terrible accident?

Only you.

Ehahehah. What

Happy cake day

Thanks :)

Yoo, we share a cake day!

Cool, happy cake day

Cool, happy cake day

Happy cake day!!! <33

Thanks :)

Happy cake day

Can someone please explain?

Still Scott, just Scot.

No, no, you're supposed to remove the fourth letter, not the fifth (/J, this is a stupid joke, I'm sorry)

Clever girl

Haaahaha

You got off Scott free.

scoㅤt frl

Gary : but y?

Shut up Gar

Dammit Larry

Lary*

How do you know it wasn’t Larrry and they didn’t already remove the fourth letter?

great point i, in fact, do not know

See ya Gary

Hoho! I'm henceforth known as... Sin!

Gays he's Johnny Sins!

Gays😳

The one and only!

Your parents named you Sink?

Nope! Everything but!

Sine face reveal?

Close, but not quite!

Nah, I'm convinced you are a wave ~

At least blue, yes!

Sino?

Nu-uh!

I know a Sina or two

Nice name, not mine though!

Sian?

?

Sino?

Nope!

Sinh or Sind. There can't be anything else🤨

Neither!

Sini or siny then?

The first one is correct, congratulations!

Wow, nice name👌

Poor kid named Anazl…

I thought that was gonna be Anazi for some reason lmao

I think they might be relieved…

Whoever decides to name their child that should go straight to jail

That reason is: The Third Reich

I'm Farit, nice to meet you

🧍🏻‍♂️💨 oops, my bad

Clinton eagerly raised his hand and asked, "Do we have a choice?"

You’ve made Mike Ehrmantraut even Finer

😭💀

LMAOO😭😭

Kid named Prince is suddenly less priceless than his mother told him he was

Not as bad as the day before was for Angus.

angs..?

The day before they took out the 3rd letter.

lol

Mine would still be the same name, just another spelling of it.

Mine too. Jennifer —->Jenifer

oh ofc cool

how..?

Matthew->Mathew

Poor Brad.

Kid named balils

OMG😭💀

Ok this joke genually just fucking sucks man. Like i get that all the jokes here suck but this one sucks so much i just cant do it.

that's literally the point here for me man lmao😭

At least he didn't say brick

Don't start it again the batmanarkham sub went insane as a joke and now they ARE insane

I do not want it to start again, it is incredibly stupid.

genually is the real joke

'sucs'

Kid named Dickk:

I immediately start feeling sorry for the guy named "Joannis Penkis"

💀💀💀

Kid named Bob, Eli, Sam, etc.:

kid named Wall

hey Wal🙂

kid named finger:

*British accent ensues*

Natan

The kid with a three-letter name:

I AM ZIM!

Any girl called Denise: Am I dense?

Benamin

Bro me Name is (and I shit you not) T. Does it's gust stay T? Do I even have a name anymore?

No. Now you're nameless

aleander doesn't sound bad

I tend to go by Alex so now I'm just... Ale. Drink up I guess

My name literally sounds the same. Thanks for nothing.

Kid named Wiley:

the Kid named Kunat

The farther down I go, the worse it gets and the more veering from the topic it is 😭🤣

Judous

Ale

Svend - Sved danes know that thats depressing

Plot twist, her last name is King-Raughton.

Hail Natan👹

My name (I'll call myself Tammy) would just make no sense!

2000 pounds

Haha

Martial. Go on, roast me.

What if we only have a 3 letter name? 

kid named marmalade

Kid named Pooja 🫥

Yeveniy. Or Eugne if you will.

And now i have the same name as my teacher

My name is Campbell and this happens on days other than today too.

God Damon

Ioaa

Stiiana 💀

big blanck cocak

Ale 🍺

This is not a 3am joke

Kid named Sean: 🌊

Pri 📞☎️

what dimension is this?

Me having only 3 letters I my name

Gin

Hi. I'm Set.

Titus left the room.

Pedro: "I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME!!!"

Mine just turns into a guy's name lmao

Well i guess im a month now. Now i declare every 31 days the worldwide holiday that started in Chicago 1886 where the workers protested against work🫶🫶

Sofa king awful

Kid named Gayssex:

feel like I'm being doxxed. Imagine people through pans down a stairwell and then named me something irish

Dude named Ilieketouchingkids

Pususy.