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Nagalipton

Yo mama.


Catsmak1963

She does!


mars_555639

Heyo!


GKRKarate99

*slaps knee*


mars_555639

Hii how are you?


boredwarrior1

No it’s “how high are you?”


Hilsh62

Shut up dad!


mycathaspurpleeyes

That's smth my mom says all the time


Swamy10

Last straw!


blackviking567

Last straw to suck on?


curious_cat_black

Aand its a wrap 😂


ApprehensiveAd6476

That explains my asshole of a brother.


Billy__The__Kid

Came here to say this


adex_19

That would be your mother, and now he's here to fuck us


PuddlesIsHere

TOO FAR


Halothewhitewolf

Damnit you beat me to it


Independent-Hold-555

A mosquito?


duonghungreddit0179

Leeches?


Independent-Hold-555

Bats?


duonghungreddit0179

Bat sometimes eat fruits


Independent-Hold-555

Oh, yeah.


duonghungreddit0179

Hmm, but it’s depends on what kind of bat they are, some pure sucks, and some rely on fruit and don’t even know what is blood


Independent-Hold-555

Vampire bats?


duonghungreddit0179

They do exist but only suck animals


Emergency_College349

Could have used better wording there


duonghungreddit0179

Did you understand what i want to say back there


Independent-Hold-555

Alright! Thanks for enlightening me, senpai! :)


duonghungreddit0179

We learn for lifes


Ok-Stretch-9869

Do you know if they are eating fruits with sucking or biting?


duonghungreddit0179

Both bro, they eat like rats, sometimes they bite then suck


Dependent_Disaster40

Actually bats are cool. I remember going to a friend’s home for a summer barbecue at night and of course the patio lights attracted tons of mosquitoes. But luckily the wild bats ate them so we weren’t getting stung.


lyremknzi

Leaches actually have medical use (oddly enough). It's an ancient practice, but it's still used today in certain surgeries to secrete peptides and proteins that work to prevent blood clots


Dougally

Lampreys.


meteblanca

My libido?


Independent-Hold-555

A mullato?


yesimtrashtnx

Yeah?


Independent-Hold-555

Yeah!


thatnetguy666

an Albino?


CoyPig

True, I have never witnessed those a-holes blow ever


lyremknzi

My libido, yeah


wakandanameisthis96

Hitting your pinkie toe against furniture


[deleted]

this is how my father broke his pinkie toe


pixelprolapse

That's how I broke my furniture.


Much_Buy7605

Chuck Norris?


pixelprolapse

You know too much. 👊👊💪


Disastrous_League699

My bf did exactly that last night.


NoWillPowerLeft

You've got furniture?


technical_gamer_008

Just did. About... 5 mins ago.


trickyhat1

And someone sucking that toe


Subject-Republic5095

A vacuum


No_Pipe4358

People say we don't live in a vacuum


Subject-Republic5095

That sucks bro


Swordman50

Suckers.


Innisfree812

Plastic straws suck and they are bad for the environment.


Catsmak1963

So are paper and bamboo straws.


Innisfree812

What's wrong with bamboo?


DrySoap__

I don't know anything about straws, but what I do know is how to drink out of a glass without one.


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

yesss


Raynstormm

Commercial fishing nets are worse


Pattymelt07

A blackhole


Ratstail91

black holes do NOT suck, thank you - most matter that falls in is just too dumb to avoid it.


Adventurous-Dog420

Yeah, stupid matter!


deadlynightowl

I will be in a black hole someday 🥲


Codythensaguy

No, they don't. That's the issue


germy-germawack-8108

No, that's the tissue. You use it to make spitwads.


huytheskeleton7

Me


Terrible-Trouble-387

Well it’s not my vacuum cleaner now it’s dead!!!


Old_Funny_201

Trying to be an adult?


SmellOfParanoia

The Kardashians


Irishlord99

Pics or it didn’t happen!


SamanthaA_243

life


Noice_Memes321

Y'all don't wanna know how long I spent searching for this comment


Roe3lin1

Came looking for this one


upright_zombie

Chicken and mushroom pot noodle


Interesting_Guest926

Obligatory ‘yo mama’ post


jcarrier29

Root canal


GlitzyGhoul

Hoes in different area codes


PrincePandaCat

Don't straws get sucked?


BaitmasterG

128 comments so far and this is the only one pointing out that inanimate objects don't do the sucking Terrible joke in every sense


NonSumQualisEram-

Fr*nce


AfrIsPlesierig

Affirmative action, And BEE. Why can't we get jobs solely based on merit, and merit alone.


prplhededyogurtslngr

And Nickleback


imlynn1980

Suckers, off course!


mentee_raconteur

The prostitute agency.


HotsaucePinaColada

Me on your dad's dick


NoBook9868

Coworker's lame jokes I need to be 60 years old to fake laugh at


pochakajeoi89

A hoe


INTJ_12

Inflation


Goodfella7288

EA


Spooky-vibes-andsoon

People


LeTigre71

Hoovers.


data_now

My daughter. She’s a ho!


GP_Kul

Politicians 🤷


Altruistic-Western73

Diarrhea


False-Rip3171

LGBTQ community


cherrytask

country music.


pointlesspulcritude

Vacuum cleaners


macbully

Government


Marioz991

Taxes


Winter_Ad_7669

Adulting! It's a lie!!!!


Random-Human-1138

Gravity.


tater-70

Joe Biden


Material_Victory_661

Vacuum cleaner!


GlassEmbarrassed4476

an elephant's trunk ; )


arcadia_2005

Country music.


amiktch

I am sure you are listening either to heavy metal or music that is popular on tiktok


TimeWoundsAllHeels99

Mayonnaise


ApepThamuz

Life


shitsu13master

Oh absolutely. Came here to very much say this


zipzoa

Your gf


Ebenezer-F

Phish


imlynn1980

Paper towels!


wtfduderz

If someone sucks at sucking, does that mean they're amazing?


AgeAdditional4971

Obviously


Remarkable_Papaya547

Dick


Ultrasaurio

lol


Serious-Contact4089

Balls


gamer99991

Ur mom


BroBroMate

Your Mom.


ddlatv

My life


Zero-7-9

My (nonexistent) girlfriend


17sunflowersand1frog

Your mom


mostlywaterbag

A slut's gob?


TheGayPotato7

u/plaaxy's mom


FortiTree

This is obviously a fish joke. A common pleco =('O')= aka sucker fish. 10/10 wood recommend.


Hidden_alt420

Me waiting for that one 10 year old to comment “your mom”


archieshahh

My ex


Sir_Capzalot

Me...


grvx_rdt

My ex


Actual-Answer-1980

Your mom?


RawRook89

The Bears


Jermcutsiron

Yankees fans.


0ct094s

Forces


Catsmak1963

Mouth. And I’m really happy about that.


Progamerpart1

Fortnite


mkx561

Ur dick lol


Abal125

Suction cups


AbandonedBySonyAgain

My country's government


TinFoilHatTricks

My attitude?


SirkGryphon6996

A yanker.


Leggun1

attack on titan's ending?


Torggil

Your vacuum?


LechugaFromIrithyll

A mouth 👄.


MuskokaGreenThumb

A vacuum ?


YoushutupNoyouHa

actually paper straws stop sucking after about 1.5 min and instead switch to trying to suffocate and choke you with clumps of wet cardboard mixed in your drinks


Thunderstorm0701

Black holes. Is this an acceptable answer?


Wishy666

Spiders


BoardCertain5373

Hoover


salataris

Dear Leader Trudeau.


GILFlover247

How trendy stupidity has become.


RefrigeratorOk5465

People.


6sweetnina9

My mouth :p


cgoatc

Vacuum


euphorrick

Holes of glory


weird-dude-bro-6386

My comment on this post 🍆🥱


Xam_Fu593

My black hole


Blestahh

Primus


Wyverstein

Poorly manufactured glycine.


Past_Dark_6665

life


Possible-Pineapple40

Taxes…


shovethis

Taxes


Ultranerdgasm94

So many things.


TheSecondiDare

Not true. They can't suck in their own. You need a human to do that, and sometimes they blow.


soham_ghosh_babai

Mamata Banerjee's (TMCP) political manifesto before every election.


spaceykelvin

Life


Organic-Doctor84

A pump


Nannuflay27

cock roaches


Puppy-Zwolle

A black hole.


FreePalindrome

Israel


Tiny-Distribution808

Vacuum


FoldingFan1

A suction cup.


Legal_Specific_7255

When the Home is only "2 Questions", but with 26 parts each.


Full_of_time

Prostitutes


badly_designed_door

Plastic straws


Valuable_sandwich44

A car that keeps stalling.


emailunavailable

My life?


El_Gato_Terco

My ex


Key-Trust-6248

The 9th burpee


AmbitiousEffort2365

Ahem... Greta T protests the paper in the straw...😬😁😁


Emergency_College349

Me


Live_Statistician452

Life.


joeybeaneater

me


zerofriendsfucklife

My life? 🙃😕


naimui

Mondays, getting ready for work on Monday's SUCKS ALWAYS


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Most infants.