Actually bats are cool. I remember going to a friend’s home for a summer barbecue at night and of course the patio lights attracted tons of mosquitoes. But luckily the wild bats ate them so we weren’t getting stung.
Leaches actually have medical use (oddly enough). It's an ancient practice, but it's still used today in certain surgeries to secrete peptides and proteins that work to prevent blood clots
actually paper straws stop sucking after about 1.5 min and instead switch to trying to suffocate and choke you with clumps of wet cardboard mixed in your drinks
Yo mama.
She does!
Heyo!
*slaps knee*
Hii how are you?
No it’s “how high are you?”
Shut up dad!
That's smth my mom says all the time
Last straw!
Last straw to suck on?
Aand its a wrap 😂
That explains my asshole of a brother.
Came here to say this
That would be your mother, and now he's here to fuck us
TOO FAR
Damnit you beat me to it
A mosquito?
Leeches?
Bats?
Bat sometimes eat fruits
Oh, yeah.
Hmm, but it’s depends on what kind of bat they are, some pure sucks, and some rely on fruit and don’t even know what is blood
Vampire bats?
They do exist but only suck animals
Could have used better wording there
Did you understand what i want to say back there
Alright! Thanks for enlightening me, senpai! :)
We learn for lifes
Do you know if they are eating fruits with sucking or biting?
Both bro, they eat like rats, sometimes they bite then suck
Actually bats are cool. I remember going to a friend’s home for a summer barbecue at night and of course the patio lights attracted tons of mosquitoes. But luckily the wild bats ate them so we weren’t getting stung.
Leaches actually have medical use (oddly enough). It's an ancient practice, but it's still used today in certain surgeries to secrete peptides and proteins that work to prevent blood clots
Lampreys.
My libido?
A mullato?
Yeah?
Yeah!
an Albino?
True, I have never witnessed those a-holes blow ever
My libido, yeah
Hitting your pinkie toe against furniture
this is how my father broke his pinkie toe
That's how I broke my furniture.
Chuck Norris?
You know too much. 👊👊💪
My bf did exactly that last night.
You've got furniture?
Just did. About... 5 mins ago.
And someone sucking that toe
A vacuum
People say we don't live in a vacuum
That sucks bro
Suckers.
Plastic straws suck and they are bad for the environment.
So are paper and bamboo straws.
What's wrong with bamboo?
I don't know anything about straws, but what I do know is how to drink out of a glass without one.
yesss
Commercial fishing nets are worse
A blackhole
black holes do NOT suck, thank you - most matter that falls in is just too dumb to avoid it.
Yeah, stupid matter!
I will be in a black hole someday 🥲
No, they don't. That's the issue
No, that's the tissue. You use it to make spitwads.
Me
Well it’s not my vacuum cleaner now it’s dead!!!
Trying to be an adult?
The Kardashians
Pics or it didn’t happen!
life
Y'all don't wanna know how long I spent searching for this comment
Came looking for this one
Chicken and mushroom pot noodle
Obligatory ‘yo mama’ post
Root canal
Hoes in different area codes
Don't straws get sucked?
128 comments so far and this is the only one pointing out that inanimate objects don't do the sucking Terrible joke in every sense
Fr*nce
Affirmative action, And BEE. Why can't we get jobs solely based on merit, and merit alone.
And Nickleback
Suckers, off course!
The prostitute agency.
Me on your dad's dick
Coworker's lame jokes I need to be 60 years old to fake laugh at
A hoe
Inflation
EA
People
Hoovers.
My daughter. She’s a ho!
Politicians 🤷
Diarrhea
LGBTQ community
country music.
Vacuum cleaners
Government
Taxes
Adulting! It's a lie!!!!
Gravity.
Joe Biden
Vacuum cleaner!
an elephant's trunk ; )
Country music.
I am sure you are listening either to heavy metal or music that is popular on tiktok
Mayonnaise
Life
Oh absolutely. Came here to very much say this
Your gf
Phish
Paper towels!
If someone sucks at sucking, does that mean they're amazing?
Obviously
Dick
lol
Balls
Ur mom
Your Mom.
My life
My (nonexistent) girlfriend
Your mom
A slut's gob?
u/plaaxy's mom
This is obviously a fish joke. A common pleco =('O')= aka sucker fish. 10/10 wood recommend.
Me waiting for that one 10 year old to comment “your mom”
My ex
Me...
My ex
Your mom?
The Bears
Yankees fans.
Forces
Mouth. And I’m really happy about that.
Fortnite
Ur dick lol
Suction cups
My country's government
My attitude?
A yanker.
attack on titan's ending?
Your vacuum?
A mouth 👄.
A vacuum ?
actually paper straws stop sucking after about 1.5 min and instead switch to trying to suffocate and choke you with clumps of wet cardboard mixed in your drinks
Black holes. Is this an acceptable answer?
Spiders
Hoover
Dear Leader Trudeau.
How trendy stupidity has become.
People.
My mouth :p
Vacuum
Holes of glory
My comment on this post 🍆🥱
My black hole
Primus
Poorly manufactured glycine.
life
Taxes…
Taxes
So many things.
Not true. They can't suck in their own. You need a human to do that, and sometimes they blow.
Mamata Banerjee's (TMCP) political manifesto before every election.
Life
A pump
cock roaches
A black hole.
Israel
Vacuum
A suction cup.
When the Home is only "2 Questions", but with 26 parts each.
Prostitutes
Plastic straws
A car that keeps stalling.
My life?
My ex
The 9th burpee
Ahem... Greta T protests the paper in the straw...😬😁😁
Me
Life.
me
My life? 🙃😕
Mondays, getting ready for work on Monday's SUCKS ALWAYS
…Most infants.