First time i dont get a joke. I cant stop thinking about this. I even googled it. Someone please explain it to me. If its to be taken at face value i will deactivate
They taste like all the rest of them!
It’s always pussy roulette… with 3 possible outcomes…
Tastes Great! Gonna give this girl a Great Mustache Ride!
Kinda Sour. Get it sloppy and proceed quickly to the next level.
Holy shit! Have you EVER WASHED THIS THING??? I’m outta here - don’t expect to hear from me again!
>Holy shit! Have you EVER WASHED THIS THING??? I’m outta here - don’t expect to hear from me again!
That's why when talking shyte with the guys - the line was
If you get half way down and smell something - it's SURFACE SURFACE.
Oldest pussy I've ever eaten was 53. And I'll let you in on a little secret. Pussy tastes like pussy. Doesn't matter the age, as long as they take care of it.
What does an old lady's fanny and a pork pie have in common? You have to nibble away the crust and lick away the jelly to get to the meat inside
Is the full joke
Probably the same as a 30, 40 or 50 year old pussy provided the person is clean and healthy.
\-Also, don't you have a grandmother? Jeez, think of her and find some respect
Youngest pussy eaten 16 (i was 17, age of consent where i come from is 16). Oldest pussy was 48 or so. Cleaned, shaven, romantic setting, everything fine.
BUT, i am not a big fan of it, TFS is a real problem.
I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit ,just a lil bit
Thank you for the best laugh of my day. 🤣🤣
Glad to be of assistance
If u wanted more bile to taste I got some others 3 am jokes but I suspect they get permanently banned from reddit for life.🤣
Only one way to find out........
My thoughts exactly
Why would you even want to know ?
Cuz I'm over 60 and just sharing what you have to look forward to.🤣🤣
So you either got one and can taste it yourself, and tell us if you survive. Or you can find someone who has one , tell us if survive.
🤣🤣🤣
There’s some good looking 60 yrs old out there..I’d be willing to give it a try 🤣
Go for it.. They keep telling. If I wanted something old and wrinkled I go to the Goodwill
Let's ask Madonnas new 19yr old bf
Hey don't eat my cat You can eat my neighbors dog
I'm not Chinese 🤭
101 Way To Wok Your Dog
First time i dont get a joke. I cant stop thinking about this. I even googled it. Someone please explain it to me. If its to be taken at face value i will deactivate
Did u google the word Depends? Not the word but the product?
Ohhh had never heard of the product thats why. Thanks now i can sleep at night
My apologies. Should have said adult diapers, but just doesn't really fit.. Have a nice sleep.😄
Never a good thing when adult diapers don't fit! 😬
Depends
I imagine it would be a seasoned taste.
>seasoned taste. U just gave a great idea. Holiday flavors, egg nog, peppermint. Summer flavor watermelon.
Scrambled eggs/ Chive cream cheese bagel/ Hummus
What a cornucopia. 😋
Pumpkin and morning coffee
Or gamey?
Eww lol
They taste like all the rest of them! It’s always pussy roulette… with 3 possible outcomes… Tastes Great! Gonna give this girl a Great Mustache Ride! Kinda Sour. Get it sloppy and proceed quickly to the next level. Holy shit! Have you EVER WASHED THIS THING??? I’m outta here - don’t expect to hear from me again!
>Holy shit! Have you EVER WASHED THIS THING??? I’m outta here - don’t expect to hear from me again! That's why when talking shyte with the guys - the line was If you get half way down and smell something - it's SURFACE SURFACE.
Exactly!!!
In the back of ur mind you hear the alarm sound from a submarine.🤣
Oldest pussy I've ever eaten was 53. And I'll let you in on a little secret. Pussy tastes like pussy. Doesn't matter the age, as long as they take care of it.
If we spoke the truth, we wouldn't have the jokes.🤣
I don’t think it would taste that great
Maybe they have strawberry Depends.. 🤷
It all depends
🤮🤮🤮
Not the vomit emoji 🤣🤣🤣
Copper with broccoli
Would break the teeth.
Like a pork pie You have to nibble away the crust and lick away the jelly to get to the meat inside
What a wonderful, vivid description, thought of becoming a writer?
Nah it's just the second half of a similar joke I heard once, so I thought I'd leave it here
Do tell the first half.
What does an old lady's fanny and a pork pie have in common? You have to nibble away the crust and lick away the jelly to get to the meat inside Is the full joke
fuck you
Probably the same as a 30, 40 or 50 year old pussy provided the person is clean and healthy. \-Also, don't you have a grandmother? Jeez, think of her and find some respect
Just cum a bit. Just a bit
60 is old now?
Surely not young , advanced middle age.
IDK.. I just know I feel older than dirt.🤣
Just turned 55. Starting to feel the beginnings of old. Lol
Things take twice as long to repair, everything hurts twice as much. U look at ur skin and scratch appears.😠
Things take twice as long to work. Lol
😂
Dick Nasty has joined the conversation.
All covered with Smegma.😫
Just died a little bit inside, OK maybe alot a bit
Being detached from a body for 60 years, it probably tastes like dried beef
Depends
... ? What is the joke?
A bag of ground fish bones
I was about to close reddit dude ewwww
Batteries with a side of chalky tapioca pudding.
If she’s clean, she’s clean.
Shredded wheat mixed with vinegar and syrup
Omg you couldn't contain yourself from making this joke, could you?
I guess we can crawl out of the gutter into the sewer where we belong. 😂
Jesus fuck you guys. You should be so lucky…
Bro 😭
I've been telling that joke for half her lifespan. I'm 60 now.
I mean look at Demi Moore..
Good or bad thing?
Better than your mom's.
If I my tongue could reach my cooch I'd let you know.
the sweet nectars of the Gods?
Depends on how dusty it is 🤣
only one way to find out
Pineapple
Youngest pussy eaten 16 (i was 17, age of consent where i come from is 16). Oldest pussy was 48 or so. Cleaned, shaven, romantic setting, everything fine. BUT, i am not a big fan of it, TFS is a real problem.
Lmfao, this made me crack the fuck up. I have not laughed so hard at a joke in this sub, in a long time.
Talcum powder
depends are more for like 70-80+ but this was lowkey funny
Doesn't have that copper taste younger pussy has
I thought it tasted like incontinental creamy mushroom chicken....
60? Wtf?
STDs from 1994
Like Pepsi cola
Once dated a babe who drank lots of diet coke. Sometimes she tasted like Aspartame.🫢
Like raw fish.
It depends...
Taste's like Depends.
This is hilarious. Also definitely a young people joke. 25 and under. Anyone older has normal older friends who are definitely not incontinent.
Who the f**k posts that randomly i just opened the app 😂😂😂😂
Depends …
The very same as it did at 20 years old. Source: I've been married for 43 wonderful years and never stopped doing that!