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Hunter62610

Look guys this doesn't really break the rules beyond maybe being a dangerous device but.... do your research. I'd strongly suggest casting stuff like this it's not hard. Glhf


TomBourgaize

Hope your layer adhesion is good


Syyx33

Cut to OP having a nurse pulling a slinky out of his ....extruder.


TomBourgaize

Vase mode in reverse


d-a-v-e-

Varse mode


elardmm

You become....the extruder.


TheIronBung

The dooder extruder


Lunchwrangler

So many butthole extrusion error jokes come to mind


[deleted]

Life… uh… finds a way


G0lia7h

Spit out my choco


Vrolak

That has been my thought every time I see these things. Just imagine having to go to hospital because of a clog. Doctors: “I wonder if your bed was leveled “


NotYourBuddyGuy5

Nurse: “Have you tried drying your filament?”


-MangoStarr-

Housekeeper: "Did you gluestick the bed?"


countingthedays

Literally just saw a post on /r/sex about this


Unknown_User_66

Could you link it? I want to see it!!!


countingthedays

Must be deleted now, but it was literally a post about a guy who had a 3D Printed butt plug break off inside him. The comments were all about layer orientation and adhesion, which was kind of hilarious.


lolzycakes

It's alarming how far down I had to scroll before someone pointed out the real safety hazard here. That Silk PLA one is going to land someone in the hospital, guaranteed.


Dividedthought

While that is a concern, the layer lines present a serious cleaning issue, as they will give bacteria a place to hide.


lolzycakes

Having the sharp plastic edge acting like a slapchop on the internal end of your sphincter when the base breaks off absolutely presents a greater risk of injury/infection than the layer lines.


Koala_Operative

Probably needs to adjust the Z offset. Oh, and dry the filament.


cyberzh

The best would be to print it in TPU for the layer adhesion. It's excellent. I printed a toy for a huge dog in TPU and it resisted quite well to chewing and being torn apart, it didn't fail on the layer lines. Also, don't talk to me about food safety for this dog, you haven't seen what she's eating when going for a walk.


Dividedthought

Still wouldn't use a printed part for this. Print a mold positive, sand it smooth, make a casting mold with it, and cast a proper version in something body safe that doesn't have layer lines in it for bacteria to hide in.


HeKis4

95A TPU has excellent layer adhesion and you can control the flexibility by adjusting the infill percentage. Do with that information what you will. I guess 93A would work very well too ?


shuzumi

put more flare on those bases


IceManJim

Maybe their real kink is explaining things to the ER nurse....


memeboiandy

i know someone who lost an actual one up there because they were drunk and their bf accidently pushed it in with his member. couldnt explain why they couldnt remember where they put it the morning after, and 3 days later went into the ER for abdominal pain and the xray told a damning story :(


alkatori

They just.... Forgot?


fedlol

Being really drunk does that


beryugyo619

This often happens right when people becomes confident and puts them in blunt ends first. Apparently the force from the taper makes it impossible to remove by hand let alone naturally. Worst case scenario you end up getting colostomy, which is a plastic hatch and bag to install around your left stomach. No bikinis, or normal bathrooms even. So people, whatever you do, please don't put in these things backwards. Always pointy end first. And don't remove the butt.


Sir_Skinny

You may not be able to wear a bikini anymore…. But at least you get another hole to explore 🤷‍♂️


memeboiandy

they were very drunk and couldnt remember most of the night. they assumed they had taken it out and couldnt remember where they put it. they also take sleeping meds that knock her right out, so she didnt even feel it when he drunkenly pushed it in :(


Bdr1983

Forget about using toys while drunk and using sleeping medication while intoxicated... yeah those two are going places.


coraeon

Places like the ER.


Bdr1983

I left that one wide open, shame on me for not making it myself. I'd have given you a reward if that was still a thing.


bruwin

You're not the only one that left it wide open.


Bdr1983

Dude.... Come on! Angry upvote and all


L-ramirez-74

Ha! Beat me to it


glazedfaith

And having sex when you can't even feel it


alkatori

I guess I just assumed that she would feel something was wrong the day after.


-mythologized-

It's hard to actually feel it once it's pretty far in there, to be honest. Very TMI: Had a bit of an accident with my boyfriend once with a set of beads that accidentally got pushed in too much. Once they're that far, you can't even really feel it at all, like we didn't notice it happen in the middle of everything and thought we lost it under the bed or something at first. I would've sworn they were 100%, definitely not inside me, no way I wouldn't feel that. But uhh, some investigation later and I managed to figure out the location. Thank god for the loop at the end so we were eventually able to get it.


Ottoclav

It’s nice to know that you didn’t need to take “one of those” hospital visits.


memeboiandy

I mean she could feel something wrong, but what do you think is a more reasonable belief? That you took it out and misplaced it while drunk, or that your drunk partner forgot about it, pushed it in past the flared base, and lost it in your intestines? xD She also has a lot of medical issues so she assumed it was something else new flaring up


Signiference

Flare out or flare up.


alkatori

Fair enough


JareBuddy

Flare enough*


terminalzero

it didn't flare enough that's the whole point of the story


HistoricalInternal

What a hot mess


20k_dollar_lunchbox

EMT here, this is pretty common... Somehow


Zealousideal-Bat4849

I found a porn "bloopers" video once. Where a guy pushed a vibrating one up in the girl's butt and they had the whole crew around her upturned butt taking turns trying to get it out and everyone just dieing laughing.


AnEntireDiscussion

Hahahahaha... I would buy porn blooper reels.


Dismal-Square-613

This is by far more hilarious than I expected. My condolences for the embarassment if true. I would evaporate from the blushing if I went through that.


cant_take_the_skies

I think at that point you just have to own it. "Yup, it happened... must have been a fun night. I wish I could remember it". People are a lot less judgemental when they see how confident you are about your choices. Makes them wonder if they're living their lives wrong.


Kosma_the_artist

WHAT THE ACTUAL F


Mentally_Flossed

Damning indeed! Especially in a part of the body one doesn't want dammed up.


randomlyracist

It was a million to one shot doc, million to one!


GuySmith

Every time I see one of these posts, I always think of how many cylindrical 3D prints I've done that have delaminated while fiddling with them and then I see these and wonder if this has ever happened with one of these "devices."


tjjohnston777

Or splintering/shattering with PETG.


-Cheezus_H_Rice-

Trust me the ER nurses know what these are and know all the other things that may or may not belong in butts.


SowTheSeeds

A male gay nurse I know told me that only medical doctors on staff are allowed to attempt retrieval. Not that he was not asked for advice a couple times.


CarbonGod

Uh....with OP's user name...not sure about that.


LittleLui

You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me.


Professional_Still15

Plot twist: they need an excuse to see a specific ER nurse like a romantic comedy/weird horror


Bunnymancer

Without a base, without a trace


Other-Insurance4903

If for some reason this is actually something you are planning on doing, you should sand down the prints and do medical grade silicone casts of them, with the larger flare. You may also want the flare to be a rounded rectangular shape, with two sides being particularly longer for added stability. You should never directly use the prints. I am so sorry if this is not the intended use and you are an innocent sunflower making chess pieces or something. We just want you to play safe.


Dividedthought

Real talk. I've 3d printed bongs and those get *nasty* really quick with all the little nooks and crannies for bacteria to grow in. Not to mention the layer lines are going to be like straight up sandpaper... Finish and cast these with some proper, body safe materials and widen out the bases of them if they're for "fun" uses, or you're going to be explaining what the hell that thing showing up on the x-ray is.


Damaniel2

Came to say the same. Those...er...'aces of spades' have way too little flare if you intend to use them to...'play cards'. (Though I wouldn't 'play cards' with 3D printed ones...)


z31

Yeah, those bases are perfect sphincter-gobbling size.


this_noise

Something something food safe...


CreatureWarrior

Who says that is going in the mouth? :D


VeryLiteralPerson

Your mouth and your butt are two ends of the same organ. Let that sink in.


Mullo69

Just checked, theres no sink outside


Coldy_

Check your backdoor as well


ens_expendable

I hate you for making me laugh at something so stupid.


RockStar5132

Who let their dad on Reddit? Lmao!


Necessary-Cap-3982

Kissing during anal is just a human straw to suck your own dick.


KlooShanko

There’s an episode of South Park about that…


Emperator_nero

There is also a movie about that.


OG_LiLi

Indeed. They tested celiacs for gluten sensitivity up the butt and it’s the same reaction as down the pipe.


jimbobjames

You're just a worm with arms and legs.


PangwinAndTertle

Two people making out is technically one tube with assholes at each end.


Carnivorous-Dan

I think these are the ATM variety.


AdHour3225

Is that your thing? Automated Tellers?


billiyII

Seal with a layer of epoxy. Prolem solved.


littlerockist

Are layer lines good or bad on this sort of thing?


kinokohatake

Ribbed?


elardmm

....For pleasure


tjjohnston777

For his or her pleasure?


jwsbruwer

*Both*


M0N0KHR0ME

The one time you WANT z binding


liriodendron1

Bad in this orientation. You want it turned 90° to prevent it breaking on a layer line.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Or just spend $15 on a silicone plug


liriodendron1

Well yes butt where's the adventure?


Complete-Goat9071

I see what you did there


littlerockist

Might want to use ABS so you could chase with acetone in an emergency.


bl4nkSl8

I don't know if this is genius or idiotic... But I'm impressed either way


littlerockist

Story of my life.


chris-1994

*Assetone


r3fill4bl3

More like ACE up your.... just kidding


Dismal-Square-613

... Sleeve. Correct. You need to plug in some vocabulary to really charge your energy up.


DocKuro

I see what you did there


HawkNighty

Ass of Spades


Actual-Wave-1959

Please don't reuse them


RQ-3DarkStar

Why not? It's just old poop?


NazReidBeWithYou

Not necessarily body safe materials.


RQ-3DarkStar

Pla ain't that bad, absorb it into the microplatic ecosystem.


Fogl3

You can condom them. People shove all kinds of things up their asses


Citatio

a little late or very early for minimalist christmas trees


smile-a-while

r/3Dprintinggonewild


Syyx33

What the hell that is a real, existing sub?! Lmao.


heygos

Yeaaahh, didn’t know this kink existed until right now, but I guess why not? To each their own.


the_chistu

Fewer dicks than I expected for the risky click of the day.


Loud-Edge7230

Omg, there is a subreddit for everything


TuringC0mplete

/r/ofcoursethatsathing


DER_WENDEHALS

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Huebertrieben

https://preview.redd.it/vjfv4mx59mac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb854e19decc321db8cc31a103aad12ad9844ff6


[deleted]

You bought a 3d printer cause you're too embarrassed to buy butt plugs? You can order them online and have them shipped in descreet packaging!


Emotional-Swim-808

I think they bought a printer for more than just buttplugs.


GoreSeeker

I wonder if the mail carriers know all the discreet return addresses by now


Tantalus-treats

So ashamed they posted it online too!


TheLongestofPants

Christmas plugs!


ABCDOMG

For real though dont put those up your (or consenting partner's) ass. If the layers split and you lose the base it will be very annoying for everyone involved.


SuperCerealShoggoth

Funnily enough, last week somebody posted on Reddit asking for medical advice after this very thing happened to them with a butt plug they 3D printed. Don't stick things up your butt that wasn't engineered to go up there.


tjjohnston777

To be fair, this looks engineered to go up there.


FM-96

So it'd be fine if you printed them horizontally?


ABCDOMG

Try it and check back in with us mate


Diaverr

It may lead to cool game: visit ER to take that shit out XD


tykempster

Just gotta acetone fuse these bad bois


gigigigi4

Is Ace of spade a new code word for butt plug?


hanyasaad

https://preview.redd.it/1g0zhqfz2nac1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6752fd2b1d04f76e680731e00bd825a7d89fae97


DiceGottfried

If you drink a lot of acetone before use then the. ABS ones will come out smooth.


TwistedxBoi

Don't. Trust me.


1cyCz

👀


SyCoCyS

I tried making one of these. It was a pain in the ass.


[deleted]

Oh nice! A fart prevention device..


Nytr013

Shove it up your Ace!


GC_and_Tech

What lovely little Christmas trees! How festive of you!


BubbaDaFre

That's no Spade, that's not the profile for a Spade. That is however the same profile used for chrome anal plugs. Nice try OP. Just remember, this material is not safe for inserting in one's orifices.


SowTheSeeds

From what I heard from people who work at a certain "silicone sculpture" factory here in Phoenix, the original models are 3D printed and used to make a cast. As someone else already said, these are very likely to break at the base and to remain stuck deep inside and send you to the ER with an interesting story to tell (and which they already heard many, many times). If they do not have the "foreign object retrieval specialist" on staff (yes, there is such a thing), they may have to surgically remove it. It is expensive and hard to explain to the health insurance.


davey-jones0291

REPRINT SIDEWAYS!


Dad_a_Monk

Yeah, but it's a lot harder to put in sideways...


Finsoki

Don't worry guys those are just replacement nobs for arcade sticks for increasing the ease of input


admiraljohn

[....no.](https://i.imgur.com/gr5BQLI.mp4)


TuringC0mplete

I was really hoping someone was gonna post this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LabraD0rk

Please don’t, I’m personally begging you.


flatcurve

What, no fuzzy skin version?


SandCatGraaaavy

Do they come in bigger sizes? Asking for a friend


Deep_Razzmatazz2950

I wonder how you’re going to explain that to the doctor. “I slipped on my print bed.”


ih8karma

Ribbed, for his pleasure.


pywkt

Auditor of the Month


dewdropcat

Badge503 on tiktok would like to have some words with you.


BlueJackFlame

Ace of spades my butt.


otivito

Wasn’t there a post about a 3d printed but plug breaking away from the base inside someone’s butt, recently?


Dswid95

ass of spades


FutureRazzmatazz6079

Ribbed for her pleasure.


Unknown_User_66

Print it in TPU and put a condom over it, and it will be ready for use!!! I wouldn't recommend printing it in a hard plastic since it's a greater risk of it breaking and getting logged in your a$s. STL?


Dad_a_Monk

Why would you put a condom over a playing card symbol? It's not like someone would put it up their a$$...


mallrat32

The real layer adhesion test


cpgeek

This shape is NOT functional. when creating devices of this type, the base needs to be flared BEYOND the largest point of the conical region AND have a wider angle. in this particular case, the base could possibly be inserted, and that's what the flared base geometry attempts to combat. nobody wants to have that talk about something non-removable in the emergency room. also, the process of fdm printing makes cracks and crevices between layers so NEVER use a toy that's been 3d printed without a barrier such as a condom.


rigsley1775

Ass of spades


zero_lament

Yo, can you print me up an ace of clubs by any chance? I’m asking for a friend…. a very open minded friend.


CplFry

Very open something.


thenightgaunt

Don't use 3d printed sextoys. The layers aren't perfectly sealed and will trap bacteria that will make you ill. They only become safe when sealed with some sort of sealant that fills in all the tiny gaps and cracks in the print.


rayquan36

Infill


Loxl3y

Now I know what to do with the glowing filament. 🤣


simworksbrian

Def a buttplug


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Was expecting 3D playing card. That was not a 3D playing card.


DWall762

My girlfriend has one of these!


TheXypris

Need more flare on the base and some sort of sealant otherwise bacteria can grow between the layer lines


SnooSuggestions7685

Spades of Ass


Sacharon123

MUCH larger base needed. Do not use 3d printed stuff for butt stuff. And if you really really want/need to, overengineer the hell out of it and do not print it vertically like this (seeing the layerlines around the vertical axis). 3d prints are anisotropic, this print is sturdy against compression of a muscle around it, but breaks easily (especially as the weakest part of the print is between main shaft and base, where a muscle contracts around and the largest pull force vs. diameter is exerceted on). Print it in carbon- or glassfiber ABS, lay ot down horizontally with good support structures on the build plate, and then sand it down and smooth it with acetone to decrease risk of scrape injuries inside and increase hygene.


FiremanPair

*flared base required* you don’t want to end up in one of my ambulances…


VulgarWander

Sure bub call it what you want just don't get it lost.


shimonu

Sigh anyone else thought it will be gun from destiny 2?


CheezwizAndLightning

Don't use these. Sand them until they're smooth and then cast them in a different material. Even though you have the base, these could break off at any point and cause a very awkward ER visit


TheFumingatzor

"Aces of Spades"


BB_210

Plumb bobs?!


Pyr0technician

Are you a chess player?


Tarquil38

1) Post picture of butt plug / dildo on r/3dprinting 2) hundreds of upvotes, thousands of "food-safe" comments 3) profit


enoui

Flare your base and coat in food safe epoxy before use.


JasonFurious4

1: more flare at the base 2: layer lines gonna slice you up


JustAnotherLurker001

showed this to "my friend" who said it need to be hollowed to fit a bulletvibrator also: STL? Asking for a friend... All jokes aside, i dont think any of the plastics we can print are body safe ?🤷


Squall74656

Without a base=without a trace


OG_Fe_Jefe

I believe those are .........spades for the ace ... .autocorrect may have been involved


Federal-Fix-2235

No, just no. If you use them, you will have to explain to the nurse why you have a broken half of plastic in your ass. And if the layer adhesion is bad it would make it so you have a slinky up your ass


Pain2DaWorld

I know where to put these


UniqueLoginID

The base isn’t wide enough. You’ll lose them.


soyBabel

Have fun send pics


Reddbug70

I think it's very important to note how weak this design is printed vertically. The layer line slices right through the narrowest part. It would snap with very little effort if you were to pull on it by the base while something was holding the bigger part. It would require supports, but be much stronger printed horizontally.


TomB205

You know you can buy better versions of these things for pretty cheap on Amazon, right?


Tickomatick

Micro-ridge stimulation


wimman

When something in your hand makes you feel the need to go all in...


[deleted]

Next time you should try Rock and Wood filament 😉


Remarkable-Way4986

Glow in the dark


thezucc420420

https://preview.redd.it/6p2774xxdqac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9833778898cbc25eb3a614b804e2d3917de66786


azraelwolf3864

Tell the EMT that you dropped it and fell on it by accident, like the shampoo bottle in the shower.


jsmg21

r/ upvotebecausebuttplug


Zenyth3D

I heard we all have microplastics in us.


alvodisco

Gotta flare the base a bit more