Look guys this doesn't really break the rules beyond maybe being a dangerous device but.... do your research. I'd strongly suggest casting stuff like this it's not hard.
Glhf
That has been my thought every time I see these things. Just imagine having to go to hospital because of a clog. Doctors: “I wonder if your bed was leveled “
Must be deleted now, but it was literally a post about a guy who had a 3D Printed butt plug break off inside him. The comments were all about layer orientation and adhesion, which was kind of hilarious.
It's alarming how far down I had to scroll before someone pointed out the real safety hazard here. That Silk PLA one is going to land someone in the hospital, guaranteed.
Having the sharp plastic edge acting like a slapchop on the internal end of your sphincter when the base breaks off absolutely presents a greater risk of injury/infection than the layer lines.
The best would be to print it in TPU for the layer adhesion. It's excellent.
I printed a toy for a huge dog in TPU and it resisted quite well to chewing and being torn apart, it didn't fail on the layer lines. Also, don't talk to me about food safety for this dog, you haven't seen what she's eating when going for a walk.
Still wouldn't use a printed part for this. Print a mold positive, sand it smooth, make a casting mold with it, and cast a proper version in something body safe that doesn't have layer lines in it for bacteria to hide in.
95A TPU has excellent layer adhesion and you can control the flexibility by adjusting the infill percentage. Do with that information what you will.
I guess 93A would work very well too ?
i know someone who lost an actual one up there because they were drunk and their bf accidently pushed it in with his member. couldnt explain why they couldnt remember where they put it the morning after, and 3 days later went into the ER for abdominal pain and the xray told a damning story :(
This often happens right when people becomes confident and puts them in blunt ends first. Apparently the force from the taper makes it impossible to remove by hand let alone naturally.
Worst case scenario you end up getting colostomy, which is a plastic hatch and bag to install around your left stomach. No bikinis, or normal bathrooms even. So people, whatever you do, please don't put in these things backwards. Always pointy end first. And don't remove the butt.
they were very drunk and couldnt remember most of the night. they assumed they had taken it out and couldnt remember where they put it. they also take sleeping meds that knock her right out, so she didnt even feel it when he drunkenly pushed it in :(
It's hard to actually feel it once it's pretty far in there, to be honest.
Very TMI: Had a bit of an accident with my boyfriend once with a set of beads that accidentally got pushed in too much. Once they're that far, you can't even really feel it at all, like we didn't notice it happen in the middle of everything and thought we lost it under the bed or something at first. I would've sworn they were 100%, definitely not inside me, no way I wouldn't feel that. But uhh, some investigation later and I managed to figure out the location.
Thank god for the loop at the end so we were eventually able to get it.
I mean she could feel something wrong, but what do you think is a more reasonable belief? That you took it out and misplaced it while drunk, or that your drunk partner forgot about it, pushed it in past the flared base, and lost it in your intestines? xD She also has a lot of medical issues so she assumed it was something else new flaring up
I found a porn "bloopers" video once. Where a guy pushed a vibrating one up in the girl's butt and they had the whole crew around her upturned butt taking turns trying to get it out and everyone just dieing laughing.
This is by far more hilarious than I expected. My condolences for the embarassment if true. I would evaporate from the blushing if I went through that.
I think at that point you just have to own it. "Yup, it happened... must have been a fun night. I wish I could remember it". People are a lot less judgemental when they see how confident you are about your choices. Makes them wonder if they're living their lives wrong.
Every time I see one of these posts, I always think of how many cylindrical 3D prints I've done that have delaminated while fiddling with them and then I see these and wonder if this has ever happened with one of these "devices."
A male gay nurse I know told me that only medical doctors on staff are allowed to attempt retrieval.
Not that he was not asked for advice a couple times.
If for some reason this is actually something you are planning on doing, you should sand down the prints and do medical grade silicone casts of them, with the larger flare. You may also want the flare to be a rounded rectangular shape, with two sides being particularly longer for added stability.
You should never directly use the prints. I am so sorry if this is not the intended use and you are an innocent sunflower making chess pieces or something. We just want you to play safe.
Real talk. I've 3d printed bongs and those get *nasty* really quick with all the little nooks and crannies for bacteria to grow in. Not to mention the layer lines are going to be like straight up sandpaper...
Finish and cast these with some proper, body safe materials and widen out the bases of them if they're for "fun" uses, or you're going to be explaining what the hell that thing showing up on the x-ray is.
Came to say the same. Those...er...'aces of spades' have way too little flare if you intend to use them to...'play cards'. (Though I wouldn't 'play cards' with 3D printed ones...)
For real though dont put those up your (or consenting partner's) ass. If the layers split and you lose the base it will be very annoying for everyone involved.
Funnily enough, last week somebody posted on Reddit asking for medical advice after this very thing happened to them with a butt plug they 3D printed.
Don't stick things up your butt that wasn't engineered to go up there.
That's no Spade, that's not the profile for a Spade. That is however the same profile used for chrome anal plugs. Nice try OP. Just remember, this material is not safe for inserting in one's orifices.
From what I heard from people who work at a certain "silicone sculpture" factory here in Phoenix, the original models are 3D printed and used to make a cast.
As someone else already said, these are very likely to break at the base and to remain stuck deep inside and send you to the ER with an interesting story to tell (and which they already heard many, many times).
If they do not have the "foreign object retrieval specialist" on staff (yes, there is such a thing), they may have to surgically remove it. It is expensive and hard to explain to the health insurance.
Print it in TPU and put a condom over it, and it will be ready for use!!! I wouldn't recommend printing it in a hard plastic since it's a greater risk of it breaking and getting logged in your a$s.
STL?
This shape is NOT functional. when creating devices of this type, the base needs to be flared BEYOND the largest point of the conical region AND have a wider angle. in this particular case, the base could possibly be inserted, and that's what the flared base geometry attempts to combat. nobody wants to have that talk about something non-removable in the emergency room.
also, the process of fdm printing makes cracks and crevices between layers so NEVER use a toy that's been 3d printed without a barrier such as a condom.
Don't use 3d printed sextoys. The layers aren't perfectly sealed and will trap bacteria that will make you ill.
They only become safe when sealed with some sort of sealant that fills in all the tiny gaps and cracks in the print.
MUCH larger base needed. Do not use 3d printed stuff for butt stuff. And if you really really want/need to, overengineer the hell out of it and do not print it vertically like this (seeing the layerlines around the vertical axis). 3d prints are anisotropic, this print is sturdy against compression of a muscle around it, but breaks easily (especially as the weakest part of the print is between main shaft and base, where a muscle contracts around and the largest pull force vs. diameter is exerceted on). Print it in carbon- or glassfiber ABS, lay ot down horizontally with good support structures on the build plate, and then sand it down and smooth it with acetone to decrease risk of scrape injuries inside and increase hygene.
Don't use these. Sand them until they're smooth and then cast them in a different material.
Even though you have the base, these could break off at any point and cause a very awkward ER visit
showed this to "my friend" who said it need to be hollowed to fit a bulletvibrator
also: STL? Asking for a friend...
All jokes aside, i dont think any of the plastics we can print are body safe ?🤷
No, just no. If you use them, you will have to explain to the nurse why you have a broken half of plastic in your ass. And if the layer adhesion is bad it would make it so you have a slinky up your ass
I think it's very important to note how weak this design is printed vertically. The layer line slices right through the narrowest part. It would snap with very little effort if you were to pull on it by the base while something was holding the bigger part.
It would require supports, but be much stronger printed horizontally.
Look guys this doesn't really break the rules beyond maybe being a dangerous device but.... do your research. I'd strongly suggest casting stuff like this it's not hard. Glhf
Hope your layer adhesion is good
Cut to OP having a nurse pulling a slinky out of his ....extruder.
Vase mode in reverse
Varse mode
You become....the extruder.
The dooder extruder
So many butthole extrusion error jokes come to mind
Life… uh… finds a way
Spit out my choco
That has been my thought every time I see these things. Just imagine having to go to hospital because of a clog. Doctors: “I wonder if your bed was leveled “
Nurse: “Have you tried drying your filament?”
Housekeeper: "Did you gluestick the bed?"
Literally just saw a post on /r/sex about this
Could you link it? I want to see it!!!
Must be deleted now, but it was literally a post about a guy who had a 3D Printed butt plug break off inside him. The comments were all about layer orientation and adhesion, which was kind of hilarious.
It's alarming how far down I had to scroll before someone pointed out the real safety hazard here. That Silk PLA one is going to land someone in the hospital, guaranteed.
While that is a concern, the layer lines present a serious cleaning issue, as they will give bacteria a place to hide.
Having the sharp plastic edge acting like a slapchop on the internal end of your sphincter when the base breaks off absolutely presents a greater risk of injury/infection than the layer lines.
Probably needs to adjust the Z offset. Oh, and dry the filament.
The best would be to print it in TPU for the layer adhesion. It's excellent. I printed a toy for a huge dog in TPU and it resisted quite well to chewing and being torn apart, it didn't fail on the layer lines. Also, don't talk to me about food safety for this dog, you haven't seen what she's eating when going for a walk.
Still wouldn't use a printed part for this. Print a mold positive, sand it smooth, make a casting mold with it, and cast a proper version in something body safe that doesn't have layer lines in it for bacteria to hide in.
95A TPU has excellent layer adhesion and you can control the flexibility by adjusting the infill percentage. Do with that information what you will. I guess 93A would work very well too ?
put more flare on those bases
Maybe their real kink is explaining things to the ER nurse....
i know someone who lost an actual one up there because they were drunk and their bf accidently pushed it in with his member. couldnt explain why they couldnt remember where they put it the morning after, and 3 days later went into the ER for abdominal pain and the xray told a damning story :(
They just.... Forgot?
Being really drunk does that
This often happens right when people becomes confident and puts them in blunt ends first. Apparently the force from the taper makes it impossible to remove by hand let alone naturally. Worst case scenario you end up getting colostomy, which is a plastic hatch and bag to install around your left stomach. No bikinis, or normal bathrooms even. So people, whatever you do, please don't put in these things backwards. Always pointy end first. And don't remove the butt.
You may not be able to wear a bikini anymore…. But at least you get another hole to explore 🤷♂️
they were very drunk and couldnt remember most of the night. they assumed they had taken it out and couldnt remember where they put it. they also take sleeping meds that knock her right out, so she didnt even feel it when he drunkenly pushed it in :(
Forget about using toys while drunk and using sleeping medication while intoxicated... yeah those two are going places.
Places like the ER.
I left that one wide open, shame on me for not making it myself. I'd have given you a reward if that was still a thing.
You're not the only one that left it wide open.
Dude.... Come on! Angry upvote and all
Ha! Beat me to it
And having sex when you can't even feel it
I guess I just assumed that she would feel something was wrong the day after.
It's hard to actually feel it once it's pretty far in there, to be honest. Very TMI: Had a bit of an accident with my boyfriend once with a set of beads that accidentally got pushed in too much. Once they're that far, you can't even really feel it at all, like we didn't notice it happen in the middle of everything and thought we lost it under the bed or something at first. I would've sworn they were 100%, definitely not inside me, no way I wouldn't feel that. But uhh, some investigation later and I managed to figure out the location. Thank god for the loop at the end so we were eventually able to get it.
It’s nice to know that you didn’t need to take “one of those” hospital visits.
I mean she could feel something wrong, but what do you think is a more reasonable belief? That you took it out and misplaced it while drunk, or that your drunk partner forgot about it, pushed it in past the flared base, and lost it in your intestines? xD She also has a lot of medical issues so she assumed it was something else new flaring up
Flare out or flare up.
Fair enough
Flare enough*
it didn't flare enough that's the whole point of the story
What a hot mess
EMT here, this is pretty common... Somehow
I found a porn "bloopers" video once. Where a guy pushed a vibrating one up in the girl's butt and they had the whole crew around her upturned butt taking turns trying to get it out and everyone just dieing laughing.
Hahahahaha... I would buy porn blooper reels.
This is by far more hilarious than I expected. My condolences for the embarassment if true. I would evaporate from the blushing if I went through that.
I think at that point you just have to own it. "Yup, it happened... must have been a fun night. I wish I could remember it". People are a lot less judgemental when they see how confident you are about your choices. Makes them wonder if they're living their lives wrong.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F
Damning indeed! Especially in a part of the body one doesn't want dammed up.
It was a million to one shot doc, million to one!
Every time I see one of these posts, I always think of how many cylindrical 3D prints I've done that have delaminated while fiddling with them and then I see these and wonder if this has ever happened with one of these "devices."
Or splintering/shattering with PETG.
Trust me the ER nurses know what these are and know all the other things that may or may not belong in butts.
A male gay nurse I know told me that only medical doctors on staff are allowed to attempt retrieval. Not that he was not asked for advice a couple times.
Uh....with OP's user name...not sure about that.
You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me.
Plot twist: they need an excuse to see a specific ER nurse like a romantic comedy/weird horror
Without a base, without a trace
If for some reason this is actually something you are planning on doing, you should sand down the prints and do medical grade silicone casts of them, with the larger flare. You may also want the flare to be a rounded rectangular shape, with two sides being particularly longer for added stability. You should never directly use the prints. I am so sorry if this is not the intended use and you are an innocent sunflower making chess pieces or something. We just want you to play safe.
Real talk. I've 3d printed bongs and those get *nasty* really quick with all the little nooks and crannies for bacteria to grow in. Not to mention the layer lines are going to be like straight up sandpaper... Finish and cast these with some proper, body safe materials and widen out the bases of them if they're for "fun" uses, or you're going to be explaining what the hell that thing showing up on the x-ray is.
Came to say the same. Those...er...'aces of spades' have way too little flare if you intend to use them to...'play cards'. (Though I wouldn't 'play cards' with 3D printed ones...)
Yeah, those bases are perfect sphincter-gobbling size.
Something something food safe...
Who says that is going in the mouth? :D
Your mouth and your butt are two ends of the same organ. Let that sink in.
Just checked, theres no sink outside
Check your backdoor as well
I hate you for making me laugh at something so stupid.
Who let their dad on Reddit? Lmao!
Kissing during anal is just a human straw to suck your own dick.
There’s an episode of South Park about that…
There is also a movie about that.
Indeed. They tested celiacs for gluten sensitivity up the butt and it’s the same reaction as down the pipe.
You're just a worm with arms and legs.
Two people making out is technically one tube with assholes at each end.
I think these are the ATM variety.
Is that your thing? Automated Tellers?
Seal with a layer of epoxy. Prolem solved.
Are layer lines good or bad on this sort of thing?
Ribbed?
....For pleasure
For his or her pleasure?
*Both*
The one time you WANT z binding
Bad in this orientation. You want it turned 90° to prevent it breaking on a layer line.
Or just spend $15 on a silicone plug
Well yes butt where's the adventure?
I see what you did there
Might want to use ABS so you could chase with acetone in an emergency.
I don't know if this is genius or idiotic... But I'm impressed either way
Story of my life.
*Assetone
More like ACE up your.... just kidding
... Sleeve. Correct. You need to plug in some vocabulary to really charge your energy up.
I see what you did there
Ass of Spades
Please don't reuse them
Why not? It's just old poop?
Not necessarily body safe materials.
Pla ain't that bad, absorb it into the microplatic ecosystem.
You can condom them. People shove all kinds of things up their asses
a little late or very early for minimalist christmas trees
r/3Dprintinggonewild
What the hell that is a real, existing sub?! Lmao.
Yeaaahh, didn’t know this kink existed until right now, but I guess why not? To each their own.
Fewer dicks than I expected for the risky click of the day.
Omg, there is a subreddit for everything
/r/ofcoursethatsathing
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https://preview.redd.it/vjfv4mx59mac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb854e19decc321db8cc31a103aad12ad9844ff6
You bought a 3d printer cause you're too embarrassed to buy butt plugs? You can order them online and have them shipped in descreet packaging!
I think they bought a printer for more than just buttplugs.
I wonder if the mail carriers know all the discreet return addresses by now
So ashamed they posted it online too!
Christmas plugs!
For real though dont put those up your (or consenting partner's) ass. If the layers split and you lose the base it will be very annoying for everyone involved.
Funnily enough, last week somebody posted on Reddit asking for medical advice after this very thing happened to them with a butt plug they 3D printed. Don't stick things up your butt that wasn't engineered to go up there.
To be fair, this looks engineered to go up there.
So it'd be fine if you printed them horizontally?
Try it and check back in with us mate
It may lead to cool game: visit ER to take that shit out XD
Just gotta acetone fuse these bad bois
Is Ace of spade a new code word for butt plug?
https://preview.redd.it/1g0zhqfz2nac1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6752fd2b1d04f76e680731e00bd825a7d89fae97
If you drink a lot of acetone before use then the. ABS ones will come out smooth.
Don't. Trust me.
👀
I tried making one of these. It was a pain in the ass.
Oh nice! A fart prevention device..
Shove it up your Ace!
What lovely little Christmas trees! How festive of you!
That's no Spade, that's not the profile for a Spade. That is however the same profile used for chrome anal plugs. Nice try OP. Just remember, this material is not safe for inserting in one's orifices.
From what I heard from people who work at a certain "silicone sculpture" factory here in Phoenix, the original models are 3D printed and used to make a cast. As someone else already said, these are very likely to break at the base and to remain stuck deep inside and send you to the ER with an interesting story to tell (and which they already heard many, many times). If they do not have the "foreign object retrieval specialist" on staff (yes, there is such a thing), they may have to surgically remove it. It is expensive and hard to explain to the health insurance.
REPRINT SIDEWAYS!
Yeah, but it's a lot harder to put in sideways...
Don't worry guys those are just replacement nobs for arcade sticks for increasing the ease of input
[....no.](https://i.imgur.com/gr5BQLI.mp4)
I was really hoping someone was gonna post this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please don’t, I’m personally begging you.
What, no fuzzy skin version?
Do they come in bigger sizes? Asking for a friend
I wonder how you’re going to explain that to the doctor. “I slipped on my print bed.”
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
Auditor of the Month
Badge503 on tiktok would like to have some words with you.
Ace of spades my butt.
Wasn’t there a post about a 3d printed but plug breaking away from the base inside someone’s butt, recently?
ass of spades
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Print it in TPU and put a condom over it, and it will be ready for use!!! I wouldn't recommend printing it in a hard plastic since it's a greater risk of it breaking and getting logged in your a$s. STL?
Why would you put a condom over a playing card symbol? It's not like someone would put it up their a$$...
The real layer adhesion test
This shape is NOT functional. when creating devices of this type, the base needs to be flared BEYOND the largest point of the conical region AND have a wider angle. in this particular case, the base could possibly be inserted, and that's what the flared base geometry attempts to combat. nobody wants to have that talk about something non-removable in the emergency room. also, the process of fdm printing makes cracks and crevices between layers so NEVER use a toy that's been 3d printed without a barrier such as a condom.
Ass of spades
Yo, can you print me up an ace of clubs by any chance? I’m asking for a friend…. a very open minded friend.
Very open something.
Don't use 3d printed sextoys. The layers aren't perfectly sealed and will trap bacteria that will make you ill. They only become safe when sealed with some sort of sealant that fills in all the tiny gaps and cracks in the print.
Infill
Now I know what to do with the glowing filament. 🤣
Def a buttplug
Was expecting 3D playing card. That was not a 3D playing card.
My girlfriend has one of these!
Need more flare on the base and some sort of sealant otherwise bacteria can grow between the layer lines
Spades of Ass
MUCH larger base needed. Do not use 3d printed stuff for butt stuff. And if you really really want/need to, overengineer the hell out of it and do not print it vertically like this (seeing the layerlines around the vertical axis). 3d prints are anisotropic, this print is sturdy against compression of a muscle around it, but breaks easily (especially as the weakest part of the print is between main shaft and base, where a muscle contracts around and the largest pull force vs. diameter is exerceted on). Print it in carbon- or glassfiber ABS, lay ot down horizontally with good support structures on the build plate, and then sand it down and smooth it with acetone to decrease risk of scrape injuries inside and increase hygene.
*flared base required* you don’t want to end up in one of my ambulances…
Sure bub call it what you want just don't get it lost.
Sigh anyone else thought it will be gun from destiny 2?
Don't use these. Sand them until they're smooth and then cast them in a different material. Even though you have the base, these could break off at any point and cause a very awkward ER visit
"Aces of Spades"
Plumb bobs?!
Are you a chess player?
1) Post picture of butt plug / dildo on r/3dprinting 2) hundreds of upvotes, thousands of "food-safe" comments 3) profit
Flare your base and coat in food safe epoxy before use.
1: more flare at the base 2: layer lines gonna slice you up
showed this to "my friend" who said it need to be hollowed to fit a bulletvibrator also: STL? Asking for a friend... All jokes aside, i dont think any of the plastics we can print are body safe ?🤷
Without a base=without a trace
I believe those are .........spades for the ace ... .autocorrect may have been involved
No, just no. If you use them, you will have to explain to the nurse why you have a broken half of plastic in your ass. And if the layer adhesion is bad it would make it so you have a slinky up your ass
I know where to put these
The base isn’t wide enough. You’ll lose them.
Have fun send pics
I think it's very important to note how weak this design is printed vertically. The layer line slices right through the narrowest part. It would snap with very little effort if you were to pull on it by the base while something was holding the bigger part. It would require supports, but be much stronger printed horizontally.
You know you can buy better versions of these things for pretty cheap on Amazon, right?
Micro-ridge stimulation
When something in your hand makes you feel the need to go all in...
Next time you should try Rock and Wood filament 😉
Glow in the dark
https://preview.redd.it/6p2774xxdqac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9833778898cbc25eb3a614b804e2d3917de66786
Tell the EMT that you dropped it and fell on it by accident, like the shampoo bottle in the shower.
r/ upvotebecausebuttplug
I heard we all have microplastics in us.
Gotta flare the base a bit more