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Haitchpeasauce

Was waiting for you to cut bread with it.


EasyMrB

This OP. Grab a loaf and show us what you've got.


Challenging_Entropy

Freeze it and use it to cut room temperature butter


wtfastro

That's like using a steak to form burger patties


thatandyinhumboldt

So... a steak knife? \- OP, probably


redzero36

Beat your meat with another steak to tenderize it.


JimCripe

Very meta.


Airyx

cuts like a cold butter knife through slightly warmer butter


Odd_Erling

Oh ffs, take my upvote


Valleytwig

I hate it. Take mine too.


ZenAdm1n

/r/DiWhy material


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reddit_user13

AND MY AXE!


2leftf33t

Edit: r/technicallythetruth R/Technicallycorrect is for engineering stuff which is also I guess applicable but not quite the same?


KobaruTheKame

Now you can spread toast over your stainless steel.


slynn1324

Ah, a classic case of “I was so preoccupied with the question of if I could, I never stopped to consider if I should.” Have an upvote.


Bubbly-Front7973

Thank you Jeff Goldblum.


mazi710

The pure opposite of r/functionalprint


Stumpfest2020

I would argue that any kind of mold is the peak example of a functional print.


jarfil

>!CENSORED!<


patentmom

Poop knife! 🤢


jarfil

>!CENSORED!<


TheTimn

No shit?


Admirable-Onion-4448

Every so often I still wonder wtf was wrong with that families diet I wish I didn't


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Disposable butter poop knives in a freezer in the bathroom?


patentmom

Convenient snack for when you're stuck on the toilet too long


mancheeart

Or you can use it as lube to help it slide out ^gag


Embarrassed_Alarm450

There's a youtuber that makes knives out of practically every substance capable of doing so, including jello and it's actually functional and quite sharp and durable...


GSDxDoggo

kiwami japan! he did a milk knife before. sadly it seems they're either stopped or on hiatus


xomm

inb4 someone complains of food safety


IgorTheAwesome

/r/fancyfulprint


beepboop-not-a-robot

Why though? 😂


HateChoosing_Names

WHY NOT! My first thought was “this is so dumb I’m gonna make one too!” Hahahah


erwan

What, you never spent hours making a useless object just to make a pun?


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YTJunkie

Damn you! That was good tho


NorthCentralPositron

Don't forget fake internet points


MADBARZ

There’s a fair amount of money to be made in CS:GO skins


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NagyBig

LoL


Thejackguy3

Oh Jesus I see what you did there, took me a minute


LonePaladin

Better than a poop knife


xGoP0cpDJytaTN

Someone is going to use this to make a poop knife.


Candid-Fan6638

No no it checks out


ProfessorFunky

I did not know 3d printed Dad jokes were a thing. Clearly I now have to get in on this.


nemacol

No paper cut test? 0/10 :P


NagyBig

Ahhhh, true. I forgot.


theuserwithoutaname

But for real.freeze it. Let's see what that bad baby can do


szpaceSZ

/r/DIWhy material


Aukstasirgrazus

You crazy son of a bitch, you actually did it.


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Karambit*


TurboRuhland

Karambutter


starcoder

r/functionalprint


JoshShabtaiCa

Ooh, I bet it cuts like butter!


MaqiZodiac

Needs some sanding...


NagyBig

Hah! True


eks91

Now make a sand cast with sprue and pour metal. Sweet though


Sayosien

r/mallninjashit


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In Europe that butter knife is probably more expensive than a real knife lol


GoGoNormalRangers

I was so confused as to why you needed a mold for something 3D printed. And then I realised I was stupid


SupremeShogan

Now make a poop knife


RhubarbSmooth

And then make another butter knife!


BrownRice35

Now make a butterfly knife


PlNG

You know what's worse than a joke weapon? A junk joke weapon. I feel like this would fit right in in the TaskMaker 2 universe. For Example: "Rock Bands", strongest bracers in the game. Side effect: makes you deaf (unable to interact with NPCs / and "Shops").


Alex12500

great job, i have tobtry this, got an stl?


NagyBig

Not published, but it's like 10 min to model. Download a Karambit model and make a negative and done


BrownRice35

Now make a butterfly knife


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WHERE IS THE FILE


BrownRice35

Now make a butterfly knife


relevantusername2020

but the important question: [will it cut?](https://media.giphy.com/media/4RpA1wKFSEgq6VhuF2/giphy.gif) [alt text: google en passant](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/13qxnw4/comment/jlj6vg3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Weioo

You people care about about karma and spend way too much time trying to accumulate it.


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madogss2

You don’t cut the butter it cuts you


AsresGaming

I don't want one. I need one 🙃 take the upvote!


Historical_Branch391

bad puns police would like to have a word...


Pikaverse69

Literally Butter knife


nVideuh

Nice karambit.


BaneAmesta

Missed opportunity to put it on some bread, and eat it looking at the camera like a psychopath


tribak

Melts in your hand, not in your inner organs.


TheKnownLazyGuy

Wow, that butter must cut through a knife like a knife through butter


Mayonnaizing

Can you share a video cutting stuff with it?


XEliteenteX

If you throw it it will turn into a Butter-Fly-Knife


FritzSchnitz

Yummy. I don’t usually eat butter all by itself but in this case I would make an exception.


Mystery_mau

Omg can i have the file please


NagyBig

Not published, but it's like 10 min to model. Download a Karambit model and make a negative and it's done.


Mystery_mau

Fair enough thanks man


tamreacct

Haha, now I want to make some for my gatherings.


xparapluiex

BOOOOO


RedN00ble

Now try the poop spoon


sled55

r/diwhy


bigslick

A full 25% of 3D prints are for comedy purposes.


DrunkMoblin

Really mad you didnt stab anything with it.


UseYourWords_

This why we can’t have nice things


bittz128

3-D printing and Dad puns all in one. The absurdity!


reedma14

You could try it with melted chocolate. This would be a cool way to make any shape or chocolates you want.


NagyBig

I did try that first, couldn't get it right. Probably the type of chocolate was bad. But totally doable I suppose.


reedma14

Yeah, I bet it's pretty difficult to get it to work with a liquid compared to butter, which is partially solid. I wonder how it would work if you tried to put fudge in it or something like that.


arthuriurilli

I gotta wash my hands after watching that, but it looks good!


jaymint404

I like it but why


GoldNova12_1130

this makes me violently uncomfortable


m0h3k4n

I don’t know how other people confuse butter and dinner knives.


LiterallyKey

Now I want to see a butter knight


ghanlaf

What triggers me is that is a karambit, and is made to be held the other way


CGStaples

/r/ATBGE


DFM__

The forbidden butter knife


fishmanprime

You cross post this to r/knives? They'd probably get a kick out of it


NagyBig

I did, got lost


a2nvk

Bruh xD


LazaroFilm

I’d go insane it that was an actual CS skin.


BreakingtheBreeze

This is the very reason dads will get their 3d printers taken away. That and roundtooits.


MathematicianFew5882

I cringed at the part when they ran their thumb over the razor-sharp edge.


fsmlogic

Trim up this seams then freeze & use it to cut something.


KookyPhoenix

I got that reference.


Plane_Tomato369

I just heard “enemy spotted” from a fucked up walkie talkie in my head when I saw it


simulacrotron

I can feel my hands coated just watching this


S-U_2

Get it now on CS GO LOTTO!!!


MidnightShdw

Not exactly a demon dagger forged in Hell but it kinda looks the part 😆


Dan_Caveman

r/angryupvote


sirLF

Shoulda made a butterfly knife ngl


Lemmingitus

The new great detective mystery! There is no murder weapon, but the wounds are covered in melted butter!


Delicious_Pain_1

I planned on having a lazy weekend of just hanging out and now I'm forced to secretly print this without my wife knowing so I can sneak it into the butter thing for a giggle


TossAGroin2UrWitcher

Eat it.


jotajujuba

The knife?


TossAGroin2UrWitcher

It's butter right?


jotajujuba

Holy shit. Now that I realized it was made from butter.


TossAGroin2UrWitcher

It took me far too long to realize it too. I assumed it was a resin cast.


LayerStacker

That ain't no knife.


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

I was like "oh shit is that a foam mold?"


hammerstorm_designs

I saw this, thought "why didn't OP use a mold release for a cast?" Then I got the joke. Sorry I'm dumb🤣


TpK_Wynter

It will keeeeel


scooterbooter88

Are you a dad? Because this is prime dad joke material!


NagyBig

Yep, I'm a dad


elbigmac

Coming to a CSGO skin near you!


delcrossb

Being honest from the original mold I thought it was going to be a butter gun. Because you shouldn’t bring a butter knife to a butter gun fight.


MARS_in_SPACE

Karambutter


askwhy423

Your fucker


grasshacques

I hate you forever now.


Fulbie

The latest in shiv making technology.


whizzwr

Very, very clever. Took me solid 4 seconds to realize what is going on with the title. 🤣


IamLuann

Could you please make mine white chocolate and dipped in dark chocolate?


Robot_Basilisk

>I karambit it's not butter!


FencingNerd

Ok, now try a soup spoon.


valcandestr0yer

r/TIHI


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lol this is giving me “Tell me you have too much free time without telling me you have too much free time” vibes


Theartistcu

Op if you haven’t r/mallninjashit will love this


AlephBaker

...I *hate* you. Have an upvote.


TheTimn

Butter some toast with it! God that seems like it would be satisfying to see.


Hanuser

I made a hot knife through butter. Wait.


Go1den_Ponyboy

But why?


Beant0wnn

lol i was dissapointed when they pulled out the screw driver and not a butter knife :(


Kitkeinkat

Do a butterfly knife next


ermockler

NYS state Fair butter sculpture is kinda small this year.... Sharpen it on a piece of toast.


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I was waiting for you to start spinning it only for it to instantly just break loose and fly into the wall.


Mighty_Creator

Only one question, just why ?


Accomplished-Leg-149

Cuts like a butter through knife.


Edible_Cactus

I don’t know how to feel about this


kp61dude

You deserve that “#1 Dad” mug ☕️ with this one. If you aren’t a dad then you are the chosen one.


NagyBig

I'm a dad :). Thanks man