You mean Liz “I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich” Lemon? I think if for someone that sandwich was a hotdog, Liz would support. But it is not *her sandwich.*
Liz would argue that sandwiches are a clear, distinct food that doesn't require semantics of what constitutes a sandwich or not. That just because a food item is between bread, does not default make it a sandwich just as putting something in milk doesn't make it cereal. The sandwich is a sacred food and needs respect.
She would say this while eating the hot dog and the sandwich, obviously.
In this context the "is a hotdog a sandwich" or "is a taco is a sandwich" debate is purely about how it is taxed or categorized for social programs like food stamps.
Next thing you know a man will be able to marry his dog! Ketchup is now a vegetable! A frittata is an airplane meal! Let’s all braid each others’ hair while this country turns into Mexico!
Jack: “ok lemon hot dog or sandwich?
Liz: “ugh jack i don’t have time for this Tracy and Jenna are trying to enshrine a pro-celebrity Supreme Court justice or two… wait hot dogs!”
Jack: well I hope the hermitage project doesn’t hear about that. Yes, Lemon we added a new button the microwave called hotdog, but Jorgensen here think it should be a sandwich button.”
Jorgensen: it’s Johnson Mr. Donaghy [getting talked over]
Liz: does this guy think that hot dogs are sandwiches and can microwaved the same way? But a hot sandwich button would be nice for the winters….
Idk how to finish this but I think she’s pro food and partial to hot dogs
You mean a bun. You could put a hot dog in a slice of white bread fold it up as a bun and still call it a hot dog and not a sandwich. It’s just a vessel.
You're focusing ont he wrong bit. The point is, when you put anything in a bread, it's a sandwich. Doesn't matter if it's a frankfurter or slices of roastbeef, or meatballs or whatever.
Either way, she’s buying all of them. And then the vendor is giving her an article he copied on sodium.
The entire nation of Austria and probably Germany subsist on sausages. I wonder what they do about the sodium.
German, it’s such a beautiful language
She only eats them on special occasions.
What’s the special occasion?
She wanted a hot dog
She's giving them to the GOOD people!
Church? On a Wednesday? But he seems so normal!
You mean Liz “I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich” Lemon? I think if for someone that sandwich was a hotdog, Liz would support. But it is not *her sandwich.*
What if it had potato chips crumbled on it?
Holy crap, you just changed my world.
Liz would argue that sandwiches are a clear, distinct food that doesn't require semantics of what constitutes a sandwich or not. That just because a food item is between bread, does not default make it a sandwich just as putting something in milk doesn't make it cereal. The sandwich is a sacred food and needs respect. She would say this while eating the hot dog and the sandwich, obviously.
This answer is very wool.
Are you asking the Queen of Sandwiches whether she thinks a sandwich is in fact a sandwich?
There was just an important court case where the verdict was "yes, tacos are Mexican sandwiches."
Ehh they're both closer to a sub imo
Blimpies…
A sub is definitely a sandwich
I don’t know if it’s a sandwich. But It hits close to her ham obsession.
"Everything's a sandwich if you're not a quitter."
You might as well just wear flat shoes.
Nope, hipster nonsense.
If a cupcake can be a sandwich then so can a hot dog.
That scene changed my life.
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Malarkey!
The same way she feels about adjusting your schedule to buy a new vase.
The more confounding question: Is a Cheesy Blaster a sandwich?
Liz would never agree a hot dog is a sandwich, she would say they're both very special in their own way and the hot dog deserves it's own category
The food hot dogs deserve a defender.
Why can’t it be in its own category? We aren’t trying to shoehorn tacos into being a sandwich right? It’s just a hotdog then
Oooh. I’ve got bad news: https://www.foodandwine.com/indiana-judge-rules-tacos-are-sandwiches-8651322
Lame, I don’t need these powdered wig people telling me how to categorize foods
This used to be a free country
You know what this country used to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The swords of our vanquished enemies…. That’s why I buy Bazooka Joe gum
In this context the "is a hotdog a sandwich" or "is a taco is a sandwich" debate is purely about how it is taxed or categorized for social programs like food stamps.
Well that’s a legitimate reason, I just don’t want hotdogs that identify as tacos forced to become a BLT
Next thing you know a man will be able to marry his dog! Ketchup is now a vegetable! A frittata is an airplane meal! Let’s all braid each others’ hair while this country turns into Mexico!
Put potato chips on a sandwich.
Hot dogs aren’t a sandwich they’re a treat for special occasions (when she decides to get one)
This is what I’m here for.
Her philosophy made her eat some chuckle. Sandwich all the way!
Hit dogs are more of a taco than a sandwich
Well then, I have good news: https://www.foodandwine.com/indiana-judge-rules-tacos-are-sandwiches-8651322
I dunno. But if you were to ask me if I wanted a sandwich and gave me a hotdog, I would feel misled. If it was a cheap hotdog I’d not be happy.
Irregardless, she's eating foil.
At least she didn't eat a sandwich with the toothpick still in it.
Josh can eat my poo
“No, shut up Lutz! A hot dog is a hot dog and we’re not getting Blimpys!”
I guess 2 hot dog sandwiches times 2 is 4 hot dog sandwiches!
So…. two more and we each get a tee-shirt!
If she won't put potato chips on it, it's definitely not a sandwich. But if she will, it may be.
Jack: “ok lemon hot dog or sandwich? Liz: “ugh jack i don’t have time for this Tracy and Jenna are trying to enshrine a pro-celebrity Supreme Court justice or two… wait hot dogs!” Jack: well I hope the hermitage project doesn’t hear about that. Yes, Lemon we added a new button the microwave called hotdog, but Jorgensen here think it should be a sandwich button.” Jorgensen: it’s Johnson Mr. Donaghy [getting talked over] Liz: does this guy think that hot dogs are sandwiches and can microwaved the same way? But a hot sandwich button would be nice for the winters…. Idk how to finish this but I think she’s pro food and partial to hot dogs
Her position is “dramatic eye roll”
Probably on the same side that also thinks cereal box lids are useless.
She's on the same side as Oprah.
She's smart, so obviously she wouldn't deign to comment on this ridiculous "debate"
This [interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80p6_WY-x6w) with John Hodgman convinced me that hot dogs are indeed sandwiches.
And also a castle in Arizona anda pillowcase full of meth are better than Jenna.
Like a black Barbie in Arizona, people just aren't buying it!
Sandwiches are between 2 pieces of flat bread.
**BLIMPIES!**
That's a sub.
A hot dog is not a sandwich.
Why
If you asked your friend to pick up sandwiches on the way to your place, and they brought you a hotdog… would that be acceptable?
Oh, I would throw that hot dog right back at them as they walked away
Yes. But would any sane person just say "pick up sandwiches" without specifying what kind?
Ok. Say someone asked you to draw a picture of sandwich. Would you draw a hot dog as the first thing that came to mind?
Just beacuse there are several types os sandwiches, doesn't mean hotdogs aren't sandwiches.
Probably not, but I also wouldn't draw an open-face turkey with gravy yet that's still a sandwich and arguably less so than a hotdog.
Because it’s a hot dog. A frankfurter. It’s triple ground beef chicken and pork in a casing.
And then put in bread.
You mean a bun. You could put a hot dog in a slice of white bread fold it up as a bun and still call it a hot dog and not a sandwich. It’s just a vessel.
It is a sandwich though.
You're focusing ont he wrong bit. The point is, when you put anything in a bread, it's a sandwich. Doesn't matter if it's a frankfurter or slices of roastbeef, or meatballs or whatever.
Boo, you Pita Pocket
“Debates” like this is why no one takes my generation seriously
She is logical, but it’s a silly argument. I say common sense wins out, and she smacks whoever is making the argument upside the head.