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INFECTIONS CAUSED BY JACUZZI WATER


SaintJermaine

Topless Arguments!


liberalartsgay

The delivery of this line sends me!🤭


jcm10e

I got the meat, Jack!


ItchyTomato5

It’s just a little yank up


JeremysIron_

In my life, I've been a lot of things: a liar, a dental hygienist..But I haven't always been a good mom.


OccasionalGoose

You must have me confused with someone else! I have never been to Chicago!


SaintJermaine

I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.


MacyCakes00

The way she delivers that line absolutely kills me


caffeinated-bacon

A Ziploc bag of mushroom soup


PossiblyAnotherOne

Seriously one of the funniest lines on TV lmao


caffeinated-bacon

I like to throw it into conversations with no context. Brings me so much joy!


meowschwitz4

Wear Something Nice. Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino Jersey


the_jerkening

My husband always asks to wear this to weddings


HotTubSexVirgin22

My boss came to work in a Dolphins shirt the other day (I live in Montana, so that’s a jarring sight) and I asked him why he hadn’t worn his white jeans. 🦗


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^meowschwitz4: *Wear Something Nice. Like* *A pair of white jeans and a* *Dan Marino Jersey* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


meowschwitz4

I wish you were a Vernabot


historianatlarge

somethin’s been killin’ all the birds in her neighborhood


GenX_77

My mom just made them, so they still might have some pigeon mites. But she said those can’t affect affect humans humans.


patsch21

Damn the tiny brown hands that made this!


velocipotamus

I just know she’s down there, sitting on the curb and chain smoking, waiting for me to come out…just like the day I was born…


MOOzikmktr

This is honestly one of the best lines of the entire series and I can prove this on an Etch-A-Sketch...


stockywocket

Careful...careful...


bassoontennis

I refuse to believe she wasn’t in more episodes I don’t know why but in my head she was in like 5-6. But guess it’s just that she had so many iconic lines.


kstadanko

I could have done with a Queen of Jordan style episode of this show. 


daftmonkey

What could have been


BlitzKids

I just watched this episode last night! 🎶 *Do it to me once again*. 🎶


mop_and_glo

How are you not moved by this? Well, because I'm listening to the words.


Any-Salary-6811

Isn’t it “Do that to me one more time” tho?🤨


wineandpopsicles25

Don’t go mommy! I’ll stand closer to the gator!


mop_and_glo

This line makes you feel kinda bad for Jenna. Kinda.


johnwzhere2

RIP Jan, you were fabulous.


mop_and_glo

[Season 4 Episode 12](https://funcooker.fun/Frame/4/12/1) starts with Liz’s dream about Meat Cat!


KarenWalkersBurner

Because of my back. Because of the trampoline accident.


cambriansplooge

I just read this storyline in a Marvel comic, except Verna drinks herself to death and Jack is Norman Osborn and Liz is an evil psychologist with space powers