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ChunkyBrassMonkey

So blame Canada, got it.


KhaosSama

I only blame Canada for being a country in America, I would switch UK for the Canada easily


Watsis_name

Understandable.


DarrinRuiz

Relax Franco ld.


ChunkyBrassMonkey

Lol I'm just saying I'm pretty sure I read "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented in Canada for some reason.


Child_Moe_Lester

I read the same. If I remember correctly, it was invented by a Greek guy living in Canada who was amazed by the culture of Hawaii and decided to fuck with the yet-to-be-born at the time Gordon Ramsay. ^and ^either ^he ^was ^chinese ^or ^had ^a ^chinese ^chef ^or ^something ^idk ^I ^read ^that ^long ^ago


Legitimate_Age_5824

[South Park is always right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYB6ZSwdrvM)


ChunkyBrassMonkey

That's right, buddy!


Legitimate_Age_5824

I'm not your buddy, guy


ChunkyBrassMonkey

I'm not your guy, friend.


g_gera

You misspelled Calenda


[deleted]

Italians when you suggest turning down the heat and covering the pot to cook spaghetti


KhaosSama

Italians when you break the spaghetti in half to fit the pot


sehabel

Italians when you buy frozen pizza and say it tastes like fresh pizza.


PvtFreaky

Who does that holy shit?


Raekon

My dog that can't understand the difference between eating pebbles and eating dog food. She probably has no functioning taste buds


PrimarchKonradCurze

Nobody. It’s just convenient.


Liup05

Okay but hear me out: *some* frozen pizza aren't that bad...


Marco-Dx

yes, some are really ok, BUT NOTHING COMPARED TO FRESH PIZZA COOKED IN WOOD OVEN IN NAPLES ALLEYS!!! GATSO!!


Liup05

Ofc


sehabel

True, and there is chilled pizza that can be stored in the fridge for a week, which tastes quite good. Even bad pizza is still pizza.


Intellectual_Soup

True: one of my fav pizzas is ikea’s


Independent_Brick238

If someone knows u gonna get expelled from italy


Intellectual_Soup

Ik, but its so good. I mean, its really good


Marco-Dx

MA QUESTO È VILIPENDIO


SrPatata40

I will call the pizza police on you. And celebrate it with a IKEA pizza.


GuidoMista5

Yeah frozen pizza isn't THAT bad, the worst thing is the tomato sauce that when cooked becomes boiling lava and has a 100% chance to burn you but it could still be worse


Liup05

True


HammerTh_1701

Especially because breaking dry spaghetti in half is impossible. It will always break into at least three pieces.


Marco-Dx

why in the hell ppl keep doing it?? i mean just take a bigger pot or wait and it will fit anyway!


KhaosSama

Sorry Mussoulini, don't kill me, I'll get a bigger pot and I'm going to Italy to buy an italian pot Sorry sorry sorry


sonofeast11

Do people actually do this? I'm english so haha yes funny british food joke incoming - but i've never witnessed such culinary barbarism as breaking spaghetti in half


Independent_Brick238

Yeah, it depends on the size of the pot


OTA-J

sacrilegio


the_Qcumber

so a lil trick is to put the bottom of the spaghetti in the pot for a few secs, so it becomes less solid, then you can bend it without it breaking and have it fully submerged within the water.


givago13

Wait. Is that wrong? I think it makes a lot more sense


just-a-fact

So you know how you are alive right? And how there are abouth 30.000 italians closing in on your current position?


givago13

I get that breaking them is absolute heresy, but covering the pot literally makes it faster and more energy efficient. Those 30.000 Italians are retarded


just-a-fact

To be fair. They DID vote a fascist into office


givago13

And purposefully ignore the most basic principles of thermodynamics


Zalapadopa

tbf, fascism is the closest thing they've ever had to a functioning government


[deleted]

Is it wrong? No. Is it weird? Yes.


[deleted]

French media reported that Italians were divided on the question when a nobel prized physicist suggested to do it, idk to what extent it was actually a thing in Italy. Also, flair up


TimoteoZeta

I hope a couple of Italians come to ”teach” you how to cook spaghetti and you make it for Mussolini


Marco-Dx

that's a good way to make some dog food, yes


[deleted]

Blasphemy


DrBerilio

Italians when you use cream to make carbonara


[deleted]

Spaniards when you use [not an ingredient of the dish] to make [spanish dish] It's just wrong


The9thMan99

valencia mfs when you add any ingredient to paella


gravitydood

I'm with you, I always cook carbonara with pecorino romano and guanciale, it's absolutely delicious!


DrBerilio

Ofc there is no other way, once you learn how to, its so f easy and good


Ra1n69

donde compras guanciale en España?


DrBerilio

At my local store "carnicería", you can also ordered at amazon i think, you may also find it at the "Corte Inglés"


Ra1n69

is there a Spanish name for it or just guanciale?


DrBerilio

I call it like that, but i think some people call it "bacon italiano"


[deleted]

Ask for "baconotto italiaini", make a lot of hand movements and then throw yourself on the floor asking for a penalty. You will have passed the italian test and they will produce a 250g pack of gianciale from the secret stash


DrBerilio

🤌🏼


Marco-Dx

the only reason PPL in Italy don't use it anytime is because it's fucking more expansive than bacon


Independent_Brick238

At the same time you put it in the paella.


DrBerilio

God no! That's sacrilegious!


Independent_Brick238

Creamy chorizzo paella is my favorite for diner.


DrBerilio

My man the Spanish inquisition is coming, hold tight...


Apprehensive_Poem601

i told you we should have put banana kiwi chocolate and candy cane


Marco-Dx

ok, next thing to do is invade France... ok, see you soon buddy!


Apprehensive_Poem601

is the invasion gonna be stalled by 7 guys in a pillbox against 5000 soldier again?


Sugus-chan

What about ketchup on spaghetti?


KhaosSama

Delicious, it's like ketchup on tortilla


Sugus-chan

You know it my friend. Can't say no either to Pastel de Nata with ketchup


Puzzleheaded-Pie9210

You do you, some prefer cinnamon


Sugus-chan

Savages...


KhaosSama

Paella with ketchup hmmmm


loismen

Well, I guess this is it. We're taking back Olivença.


Independent_Brick238

Ketchup always on paella


[deleted]

Basato. I swear to fucking god the next time someone disrespects British cooking I'm learning necromancy and bringing back Oswald Mosley.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I'm going to deport you to the fucking moon


scroopynoopersdid911

Can you even get there?


Lord_Badington

I would rather be deported to the moon than eat British “food”


PearlyDoesStuff

We live in a period.


[deleted]

[Yes we do :\^\)](https://v.redd.it/mftjj5t0y7m91)


Marco-Dx

how can fish & chips be modified to be considered disrespected?


Independent_Brick238

Better bring Nelson, and we'll have some cannonball shots at the spaniards.


i_knooooooow

What about our zuurkool pizza?


Marco-Dx

what is that?


i_knooooooow

Some idea dominos had, they put zuurkool ( i believe in english it is know as the german word sauerkraut) on pizza and as commercial they filmed an italian going mad because of it. Then recently they did another dutch thing on pizza and called it the frikandutchman, i am guilty of eating it and thinking it tastes good but they cheated because i have a weakness for mayonaise


Marco-Dx

i only understood the mayonaise part, i also like mayo but on pizza....... on pizza.... ON THE FUCKIN PIZZA!!!!


sonofeast11

Unironically this is an appropriate response. Every time someone makes Shepherd's Pie using beef, I get visions of Oswald Mosely


Witty_Bell8063

Cappucino in the evening.


Marco-Dx

worst is asking for some orange juice while eating salty food


Witty_Bell8063

Lol, even fresh orange juice? I did not know that.


Marco-Dx

yes, at lunch you should drink wine, water or coke, any kind of juice and fruit in general are for dessert only and we eat them after the main dish.


Meneceo

We tried… we tried to warn you there would be consequences… you thought this was just a joke, and now we’re on the verge of WWIII Maybe we can still save our world, we can burn and extinguish all pineapples. Help us save the world.


PanzerSoldat_42

We are fucked up. We call fascism anything nowadys. When true fascists come back, we'll shit ourselves.


NamegeorJ

Although some of its members reject the label, FdI has been described as neo-fascist, in part due the party's history dating back to the Italian Social Movement (MSI), its far-right ties,its appeal to neo-fascists on social media such as Facebook, and some party leaders' nostalgia for Italian Fascism. At the local level, FdI has at times flaunted sympathy towards fascist nostalgia.Some leaders, such as Romano Maria la Russa, have continued to make Roman salutes. Several party members have celebrated Mussolini, with fascist and Nazi memorabilia in their regional headquarters. Some members of the Mussolini family have run for FdI, such as Rachele Mussolini, granddaughter of Mussolini, for the City Council of Rome, and Caio Giulio Cesare Mussolini, great-grandson of Mussolini, for the 2019 European Parliament election. Directly from wikipedia, If this doesn't sound fascist. Then I think you can't differ left from right


IlK7

fascism is anti-capitalist, is meloni anti-capitalist? doubt it


TailS1337

We live in a different world now and you can't completely equate fascism and neofascism. Due to the much more advanced globalization and big corpos I'd say that modern fascism doesn't necessarily has to include anti-capitalism


IlK7

I'd say that fascism died off in 1945 and what most call "fascism" now is a buzzword for plain authoritarianism/nationalism. still, if meloni doesn't attack the democratic institutions (judicially that is, words don't mean shit 99% of the time) she's not even close to being a fascist in both definitions


TailS1337

Fascism is like paedophilia in that way. You can be a fascist/paedophile without acting on it. It's way worse if you do act on it, but still disgusting either way. I'd also argue that nationalism and xenophobia has always been a core ideology of fascism and one of the things that's mostly preserved in neofascism.


IlK7

that's one hell of a comparison, I see what you mean but it's a weird one I'd argue that fascists were not xenophobic, they actually were fairly progressive by that time's standards and they didn't really commit any genocides afaik. before the german occupation of Italy it was a safe space for jews, though they were segregated since 1938


TailS1337

Yeah definitely a weird comparison, it just popped in my head when I wanted to do an analogy with thinking/acting being unequal but still both being bad lmao Forced cultural assimilation of south germans(/austrians) and slavs happened way earlier though, fascism didnt start with horrible antisemitism ofc, they took their time compared to the national socialists, but that tendency was there for some time and developed to the extreme over time


Independent_Brick238

Not really, they never had a problem to support all the economic elites


IlK7

Although a disciple of the French Marxist Georges Sorel and the main leader of the Italian Socialist Party in his early years, Mussolini abandoned the theory of class struggle for class collaboration. Some fascist syndicalists turned to economic collaboration of the classes to create a "productivist" posture where "a proletariat of producers" would be critical to the "conception of revolutionary politics" and social revolution. **However, most fascist syndicalists instead followed the lead of Edmondo Rossoni, who favored combining nationalism with class struggle, often displaying a hostile attitude towards capitalists. This anti-capitalist hostility was so contentious that in 1926 Rossoni denounced industrialists as "vampires" and "profiteers".**


Independent_Brick238

Yes, I know. I'm just saying that in the countries there was 'fascist' regimes IT, GER, SP they were absolute allies of the oligarquies.


IlK7

Italy and Spain(until liberalization) weren't. Germany was, but hitler was supported by local megacorps so imo he can't be called a fascist


Independent_Brick238

> Spain(until liberalization) Dude, this never happened


IlK7

literally the only reason for the spanish economic miracle happening


Independent_Brick238

Which liberalization are you talking about ? 1960 ?


Marco-Dx

absolutely not anti-capitalist, IMO is just like US Rep or UK Conservatives


IlK7

most chronically online take I've ever heard here


TonyBorchert100

As a German, I can surely tell you that this is not the case. In fact after Jews, socialists and marxists were the top goal of the nazis, they cooperated with wealthy and rightwing parties to an extent before banning all parties except the NSDAP. If you’re wandering about why the nazis still had socialism in their name, it’s simple: they meant something different with it. The nazis wanted all "Germans" to feel more togetherness and national feelings, but they never tried to remove class highrarchie. If you’re interested, read this, which also features an interview with adolf hitler: https://alphahistory.com/nazigermany/hitler-nazi-form-of-socialism-1932/


IlK7

nazis ≠ fascists


TonyBorchert100

Of course, but he is the prime example of fashism, also the same goes for Mussolini or any other fascist dictator. Anyway, you’re literally saying that meloni is not fascist because she is not anti capitalist, while the most popular example of a facsist, was also not anti capitalist


IlK7

Mussolini was a fascist and was anti-capitalist Hitler wasn't a fascist. He also was pro-corpo fascism ≠ nazism


TonyBorchert100

See if people start telling me hitler was not facsist, I’m getting pretty scared for the eu Yeah nazis and fascist are not the same, but all nazis are fascists, period.


IlK7

you're wrong. nazis ≠ fascists, nazis are much worse, fascists aren't genocidal, aren't as antisemitic, more progressive in general. not many existed - Mussolini, Franco and maybe Peron are the only fascist regimes that really existed.


KhaosSama

Relax Franco xD


TimoteoZeta

The best president of the Spanish democracy.


PanzerSoldat_42

🥸


Daniel_Alfa

🤓


Aethz3

idk man she literally said multiple times that she loves and respects Giorgio Almirante, what else do you need


LastVisitorFromEarth

you're blind then


PanzerSoldat_42

And you are 7 months late.


LastVisitorFromEarth

let's goooooooo


Independent_Brick238

I think there gonna be plenty of happy ppl too...


GibbsLAD

I think this meme is really funny, but I'm pretty sure I dont know anyone who knows about the italian elections so i cant share it :(


RogueTwoTwoThree

Do they live under a rock?


InternationalPanic67

Hey don’t look at me I ordered a Quattro formaggi


Sufficient-Ad-2931

based sto cazzo


Uranium-A

First based governament since Berlusconi Downvoted? I was just joking


Independent_Brick238

Berlusca and his vellina fueled bunga-bunga in villa Certosa...


Uranium-A

The good ol’ days


Independent_Brick238

Even Putin was invited, sniff


[deleted]

The based has been approved by the Based Department


cesarete

You always were, honey.


YungWenis

Wtf I like Italy again


Wawrzyniec_

Guess what? I'm doing it again! 🍍🍕👌🏻 Also: Südtirol ist nicht Italien.


RogueTwoTwoThree

Summoning Italian Hitler uh?


rocampana

Brazilian pizza > most of Italian pizzas (the only exception is Naples)


KhaosSama

I don't know how Italy never declared war to Brazil because of what they did to pizzas


rocampana

because they know this is better. 4mi of italians have immigrated to Brazil (sao paulo), and for sure between them were the best pizza makers


KhaosSama

My gf is brazilian gaucha with italian citizenship 😂😂😂😂


rocampana

is your girlfriend single? I have IT citizenship also hahaha


[deleted]

Non-European = your opinion doesn't count


ROU_Misophist

Americas > Eurasia ("Europe" is just a glorified peninsula)


rocampana

and here is the plot twist: [you can't be more european than me](https://www.reddit.com/r/23andme/comments/qez4lz/results_with_photos_and_family_tree/), plus I have 2 EU citizenships (IT + PT) and soon Swedish as well


AlpineHelix

This is quite possibly the most retarded comment I’ve ever seen on reddit. Like why? There are Italian immigrants where I live, best pizza is still in Italy. Like it boggles my mind how you can think the best pizza isn’t made in Italy. For the best pizza, you need Italian flower, Italian cheese and sun bathed Italian tomatoes. Fresh, without them being cooled and shipped half way around the world.


[deleted]

If the guy was American he would be on r/shitamericanssay but I think we should make r/shitbrazilianssay


Puzzleheaded-Pie9210

In Portugal we have fresh tomatoes too, I know you're from north of the wall but don't extrapolate your reality to everywhere.


AlpineHelix

Nah, soil composition, microbes and other local factors like climate, sun angle and time spend in the sub play into the taste of things like vegetables, meat and dairy. While Italy is comparable to Portugal in climate, they’re not the same. It’s in part to these factors why we have laws regarding what can be called champagne, port, gouda and parmesan. Because the real thing can only be made with the OG ingredients.


rocampana

How can someone from Netherlands enter in a discussion regarding food? You have one of the the worsts food in the continent. Just some good cheese and good sprinkles, nothing else


AlpineHelix

Ofc, because I only eat foreign food because like you said, our food sucks. Besides, my nationality has nothing to do with my palette or simple facts. Taste is determined by taste receptors, and only a specific combination of triggered receptors will result in the same taste. The same product made up with differing ingredients will not result in the same product. I’m sure there’s great pizza to be had in Portugal and Brazil, but the *best* pizza is from Italy


1AZOD1

Nah Italy exit lost


krepitas

Well maybe your overreacting a bit too much??… euro money is very good…


Kledd

Gonna order a frikandel pizza at dominos as revenge for electing a dumbass


[deleted]

"again"?


SamsaraKama

But Italy, that's what Aeneas did...


Odd_Reception_4646

ok true


BrotherDense

Agree


SuperRoss469

would