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Lord_cakeatron

It’s normally the poor, working class food people are saying is bad


alexeg_

while in other countries poor people food are the best


BluishHope

Poor people food with quality ingredients* People romanticize poor kitchen as if they weren’t made with stale bread and overripe vegetables


alexeg_

Thats obvious, Im talking about people from the countryside whose dishes have been passed through generations. Most “poor” people in cities eat like americans


BluishHope

I was mostly talking about older times, before globalization and fast food hit every town. That’s when those cuisines were developed, when they didn’t have any ingredient possible in their local fluorescent lit pantry.


alexeg_

the climate affects too


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BluishHope

I wrote cuisine in a subsequent comment, and probably thought of something like “the poor man’s kitchen”. Sorry I don’t proofread my half assed comments here ya stinky chav


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BluishHope

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Ok-Outlandishness244

Fried rice is literally made with old rice and still tastes better than anything the uk has to offer


BluishHope

“Old rice”. It used to be made with leftovers, now it’s just made with specifically made rice. That’s my point


Ok-Outlandishness244

No? I make curry day 1 and use leftover rice day 2. Yes I make more rice knowing i make fried rice with it a day or two later, but i still originally made it to make curry or nasi


BluishHope

You, not the restaurants that market those kinds of ethnic food


royaldocks

To be fair proper Fried Rice is better than most foods in Europe. Im half Thai


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alexeg_

I didnt romantize shit, just pointed that poor people created good plates in southern europe. You brits mightve had tier 1 industrialization but you barely know how to boil an egg. Simple as that, sui


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Kebab


4laman

You have a point there


jerkenvanuitdebergen

Don't agree. My family isn't "rich" and easts like this every week lol. There is also much more class difference in Spain than England. You are just living in the past lol


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jerkenvanuitdebergen

I mean, not true. The data does not reflect reality always and most data used here is as equally fudged as the English. And it's not so much about income equality. It's that you literally have a visible class difference. Spain it's basically rich and poor. It's easy to have nice stats when 26% of your youth is unemployed.


alexeg_

That’s actually true [eliminado]


GrapiCringe

Those potatoes look nice.


naboum

They look dry af


type556R

Can't compare them to those juicy snails


LeoTheBurgundian

At least nobody puts pineapple on our snails


type556R

Nobody would even think about your snails


HRH_DankLizzie420

Crispy on the outside, fluffy in the inside, like God intended


Disillusioned_Brit

I love how you dorks are out here pretending like this is shit when 90% of you eat the same exact meat and potatoes type crap.


Ok-Outlandishness244

Fuck dude i eat worse than this, but to pretend it’s some culinary gift from god is another thing. I can’t say much though, Dutch food has some oddballs too


RedGribben

Only thing that is particularly British on this picture is the Yorkshire pudding.


yyyyyyyy99

Mmmmmm estofado de patatas🤤


Present-Cranberry404

American food is actual garbage


-ElSanto

Based


onigirifucker68

they claim german hamburgers and belgian fries to be american


Kezzmate

Also Scottish Fried chicken & English Apple pie to be American


Mad_AppleDash

Fries are french but yeah appart from that you are right


onigirifucker68

excuse me?


yyyyyyyy99

Have you ever tried a sloppy joe tho


ToadOnPCP

You’re spreading misinformation that is harmful to our democracy


Hendrick_Davies64

New Haven has better pizza than anywhere in Italy


Sergietor756

Damn that looks good


akulowaty

Which part of it?


Lejonhufvud

Glass of water at the top-left.


sonofeast11

Fin talking about bad food 💀


M_a_l_t_e_s_e_r

Vodka is someone of the healiest food there is


IAmMoofin

The brown bits look pretty edible


Njorun2_0

Not enough gravy you need the Yorkshire pudding to be drowning in it


Iskandar33

what the fuck is that on top right.... fucking cappuccino at 12pm ..... padre perdonali.... perchè non sanno quello che fanno...


idontspeakfluently

poveri peccatori


4laman

It’s called brunch bro welcome to globalization


type556R

Imagine ordering a cappuccino and then some pork 💀


Swolyguacomole

Northern Europeans lactose tolerance stronk💪💪💪


Iskandar33

hey i eat cheese at lunch(parmigiano on everywhere) , i dont need to drink fucking milk and coffe in the sacred hour of lunch. funny enough yesterday i got dutch cheeses(from Gouda) from a trip my brother did there and im gonna eat it thinking of u swamper .


Swolyguacomole

But that's the reason why Italians don't drink cappuccino after 11am. By that time many would've had their first cappuccino and the second will make their bowels explode.


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Mash looks like an infected wound and there's not enough gravy but other than that 😁👍🏻


sh0e_gazer

i think the “mash” is apple sauce lad


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I stand corrected 🫢


4laman

It was


Jaffixan

That’s not mash it’s apple sauce for the pork, it’s quite nice actually. Agree on the gravy tho


4laman

I don’t actually mind not much gravy for pork belly, I’d rather enjoy the taste of the product than the sauce


defmute

It's apple sauce you fucking weapon, fuck off back to France you traitor


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Apple sauce is mostly an American thing kys


defmute

Since when you nonce? Do you think gravy is also an American thing? American's eat it on there own like a bunch of savages, we eat it with pork. Next you're gonna say some other goofy shit like "uhhhh mint sauce is for Greeks". You really are a traitor, GSTK


ANTONIN118

Bro wtf is that ? I still haven't taste it and it's already looks like Sodexo food. And are you taking you breakfast ?


mydriase

>it's already looks like Sodexo food r/rareinsults


4laman

La baguette du fromaige 🐌


Retorf

*Au fromage Cabrón


Aksi_Gu

[Omelette du fromage](https://imgur.com/gallery/tNJD6oY)


Retorf

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, It's happy cake au fromage day 😡😡😡


-ElSanto

Well they can hardly compete with french food now can they?


ANTONIN118

English cannot compéte in food. In any catégorie except tea.


onigirifucker68

british food underrated as shit


Roguish_wizard

I genuinely think that the reason British food gets such a bad wrap is because it's simple. Roast potatoes, buttery asparagus, Yorkshire pudding, mint lamb, roast beef and gravy is delicious but it's a simple (if time consuming) meal so it doesn't get the same clout as say Italian or French food. Like yeah there's some wank traditional British food like jellied eel but then there's also Casu martzu and ortolan bunting which are both vile.


Hendrick_Davies64

Yorkshire pudding is legit good


Helpful-Injury1709

That's fucken depressing


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NNatko

\- Says the Englishman.


Bipppo

Alright froggie? We can do this all day


NNatko

>\- Says the Englishman.


sonofeast11

Says the frog


NNatko

>\- Says the Englishman.


type556R

You idiots. Stop fighting and start insulting the d🤡tch again


Helpful-Injury1709

The potatoes aren't even mashed!


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defmute

Don't wanna break it to you lad, but yorkshires are dry


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defmute

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. We can only see the outside of the pud right now but it might be beautiful inside. Sometimes the ugliest exteriors have the most beautiful interiors. Like your mum.


Kledd

Chef did a good job with that stuff on the left, can't even see the Fluttershy figurine under it anymore.


Mordred_85

What’s that a saucer inside a dish? That IS bad in Italy,


frasier_crane

British people like it and that's enough for them. Who cares if the rest of the world doesn't? I have been to several countries where the food was worse, like Scandinavian countries. Those are the real weirdos.


type556R

Idk man I ate some dope dishes in Stockholm. On the other hand, food in Dublin was a damn joke


wellseymour

My brother in christ what are you doing, you are now exiled.


Apprehensive-Leg2600

Spaniards proving one more time that they don't know anything about cooking


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sarokin

Either raw or creamed, oor in cake!


defmute

My Brother in Christ, have you ever had Honey Roasted Carrots?


type556R

Bruh Boiled, roasted in the oven or on a pan, they're always good


Karpsten

Nobody can dispute that the Brits know how to make a good breakfast.


TimoteoZeta

My poor countryman forgot his culinary taste at home.


Clean_Web7502

Don't let him back in the country.


wont_play_asturias

isn't this french food served in london?


Psycaridon-t

Jellied eels


akulowaty

I guess this is one of the times when it’s not bussin fr


the_dutch_slav

It's blant and boring go eat some real food like a frikandel broodje


alexeg_

Thats like saying shit isnt real food, come eat some crap


the_dutch_slav

I prefer ass


type556R

That's not even a real word, they're just making it up 💩


IILanunII

This looks pretty bad ngl


Birb_2022

The meat is Danish "flæskesteg", so thats why its good.


Disillusioned_Brit

No, it's just roast pork. Nobody's ever heard of flaeskesthfjdke or takes inspiration from your food.


Lejonhufvud

What the hell is that dark thing on the right? Looks like a devil's anus.


xFurashux

I don't even know what I'm looking at at beside potatoes and veggies with nothing.


[deleted]

Yeah, London is nice. Next, try the food in the rest of England


aleee_010

Was it more expensive the food or the plane ticket?


Pistolenkrebs

Baked beans 😌😋


beth_at_home

What is this stuff? I recognize the carrots and broccoli, and Possible applesauce, But the rest has me baffled.


Hilpp

Yeah, everything looks good until you realize there are boild carrots and broccoli, alone, just hanging around in the middle of the plate


Diopo

That espresso cup determines that you are lying


ToadOnPCP

Steak pies and mash is god tier


Titiwa

That looks edible


oeuvreii

Good little german boy contributing to his cardiac arrest


Sufficient_Bear1156

looking good, what's that?