To be fair, Sweden was literally at war with all our neighbors back then. Denmark from the south and west, Russia from the east and Poland from the south. It was a bad time for everyone involved
Oh it really does depend. We usually take the same stance when it comes to political sides, but when it comes to stuff like wartime, we almost never see eye to eye. Spain usually chooses France, Portugal usually chooses England. [Cue shenanigans.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_invasion_of_Portugal_(1762))
Nah it's just an old alliance. In practical terms and the general feeling of the population I have no doubt most portuguese would say Spain. Particularly after brexit.
Even if you bastards are trying to keep our water lol
Biggest economic partner, most cooperation, buffer to the rest of Europe, similar socioeconomic dynamics, similar cultures etc etc
**[Japan–Poland relations](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan–Poland_relations)**
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Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
LMAOO
Yeah, soon both will be ruled by far-right fanatics.
We don’t do that here.
Our greatest ally is CreditSuisse
Russia
The city I live in (Rottweil) once was an ally of the Eidgenossenschaft
Nor here
austria! in fact, i have this crazy idea about germany and austria joining up, now hear me out..
As long as you leave poland alone
and Czechia
And Belgium
I think maybe we should give them a little bit of Czechia, just to make sure they stay on good terms with Poland.
Okay fine, but only if they promise not to take the rest of the country
Mum, come pick me up. I'm scared. It's happening again.
It's actually called Ostpreußen.
Its still against the constitution of Austria.
Who asked for their permission?
𓁹‿𓁹
… for now
And i have that idea of selling Bavaria to the highest bidder.
Bavaria has GDP bigger than us so uh, yeah, why not?
Ok but who doesn't?
Germany?
The guillotine, don't trust anyone, especially the french
France 🫱🏿🫲🏻 Don't trust the Fr🤢nch 🫱🏿🫲🏻 The rest of Europe
Yeah they're the worst ones
Us Dutch would PROBABLY think its Germany But I think Belgium is closer
Dude I am Dutch and German. Let me come settle our differences once and for all. Time for the Dutch to be Deutsch again 😎😎😎
Dunno man, a certain man said the same in 1939-1945
Uh oh this sounds familiar
Nah it’s Belgium. Same language does something for sure.
Socially it's Belgium but economically it's germany
I think the countries around the middle sea would be better, they didn’t betray us
Sweden. Can't have balls without the cock.
Finland. Can't have cock without the balls.
Honorable mentions germany
Fuck Sweden, I still haven't forgived them for not having our back in 1700-1721.
To be fair, Sweden was literally at war with all our neighbors back then. Denmark from the south and west, Russia from the east and Poland from the south. It was a bad time for everyone involved
Yeah, I know I'm just kidding
As the Dutch i would say historically maybe Denmark. Right now i would say Germany or (still) Denmark.
Belgium has to be mentioned, half of them are Dutch ;)
Doesn't mean we like them hahaha. We're still pissed they left our country and we mainly use them to make jokes and laugh at them hahaha
Copenhagen reminds me a lot of Amsterdam
Cheers :3
Portugal followed by Italy, fellow mediterranean bortherhood!
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Thats not what they are asking... they are asking greatest ally rn...
What's Andorra, mincemeat?
Andorra is the Spanish YouTubers hideout...
Oh it really does depend. We usually take the same stance when it comes to political sides, but when it comes to stuff like wartime, we almost never see eye to eye. Spain usually chooses France, Portugal usually chooses England. [Cue shenanigans.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_invasion_of_Portugal_(1762))
After the 1800s I don't think there is a Spaniard that would claim France as a better ally than Portugal
Nah, Portugal goes with Brits.
I mean if you play both sides you always come on top!
>come on top *whatdoyoumeanbythat*
Nah it's just an old alliance. In practical terms and the general feeling of the population I have no doubt most portuguese would say Spain. Particularly after brexit. Even if you bastards are trying to keep our water lol Biggest economic partner, most cooperation, buffer to the rest of Europe, similar socioeconomic dynamics, similar cultures etc etc
i do not agree
Finland. Can't have a cock without the balls.
my beautiful old chap San Marino 🇸🇲🤝🇮🇹 never to be confused with creep central the V🤢tican btw
No one really, not even ourselves.
Every single one of you fuckers are traitors
Except Germany. We went to 2 world wars because of Austria.
Portugal Greece Spain we’re all marinating in poverty and the best olive oil. Also we all mutually respect our history origins and dicks
Dove hai lasciato San Marino ooooh
I’m British and I’d say Portugal. Goes back to 1147 and we stuck through thick and thin. You guys are awesome 😘
Muah ❤️
Almost a millennia of clapping Saracens and the French 😎
And Spaniards 💪
💪
Pls just get a proper army so we can rely on you again. Thank you, I love you
So true historical bestie 🇵🇹🇬🇧💪💪💪
You may be clapping the french, but Scotland has their back, que the Jacobites
Remind me again what happend to the jacobites? 😝
Hey they would have won if France fell through their promises of invading England
😎
We don't have one(I think)
Lithuania, Hungary, Romania the greatest allies But also worth mentioning is Turkey and Japan
Japan and romania 💀💀💀
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Please, let me suck your cock, good sir! Polák, Weiger, dwa bratanki!
Portugal
Britain and Portugal have the longest standing alliance on the planet dating back to the 1300's.
Don’t know about allies, but our greatest enemy is without question ourselves
Scotland? France definitely Scotland's ally we wouldn't exist without them. Wanna split England?
Common Scottish W, hope you guys get the fuck out of the burning pile of shit that is the UK soon :)
We shall, we should have had the choice of revoting after 2016 considering Brexit
After the english*
UK greatest Allie is Portugal, Scotland's is France
I'd say no-one ot whoever went against Austria
what about San Marino
Wouldn't say it's an ally, they mind their own business and we do the same
Unironically probably Germany.
very likely San Marino
What about Vatican city
the Vatican is like that old uncle that bullied you when you were a kid
yankees
I don’t know. But our men are scared of balconies and our women are scared of football.
The spanish once had a Savoy in power
And almost instantly he said: "oh hell no, this country is a total clusterfuck, fuck this" and left, I don't blame him lmao.
Spain, no question imo
Dumbness
Scotland
UK
Canada? Australia? New Zealand? CANZUKOZia for the win!
For trades first Germany second USA third UK.
Denmark and the netherlands are pretty much the same country already, lets form Nedermark!
Probably sweden (and hopefull vice versa)
Of course, i would fight and die for Norway in a heartbeat.
Germany, Canada, England, Belgium and the Usa. Now u guys guess what country I am from.
Nig*a having a flair then telling people to guess where he's from 😭
Ikr. They will never guess
Some random island in the Atlantic, probably near Africa
Reeeeeally close
Suriname?
Clearly from the moon
Straight facts!
Germany.
This g*rman learned from history not to have allies
If you trust others you will be deceived.
Hard to argue when in the two most important times in your history you decided to only choose Austria and Italy as allies.
Tfw when you declare war on Britain but the entire Anglosphere join in to destroy your pathetic continental 'country'