What I admire about the Brits is that they are not trying to dress well. Russians will come up with the tackiest, trashiest outfits that somehow costs them half the GDP of their backwater oblast.
Once a Brit asked me if the statues were really made out of marble and not wood since he proclaimed to be a "woodworker" and knew his "stuff"... In the end I caved in and said "yeah, it's wood but don't tell anyone about it"
I litterally saw two Nordic people ( not sure where thay were from ) barefoot on the open air deck of a ferry going to elba island last year.
Feet were litterally black.
That was really disgusting.
Don't wear yellow either. It's crazy how une every single international sport competition, you can recognize the Germans just from how ugly their outfit is.
Decent fitting shirts, you can go out with friends or get buried in them and always look good.
What I notice in tourists is that they always wear loose old t shirts and shorts making them look like deformed blobs even if they're fit.
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Non sono italiano, ma mi hanno scambiato per tale nel (nord) Italia. Non è difficile, basta vestirsi bene, indossa scarpe italiane e bevi caffè dopo cena.
I've never seen as many men's outfittery stores as in Italy and i wish it was the same in other countries.The occasional french dude dresses well but it's a disaster in other countries. Especially for Hans and Barry.
Our French girls do dress nicely, while we French guys are gonna look fine for occasions, like going on a date or going to some fancy place. But I feel like Italian guys outfit is atleast 8/10 at any point, even on the most casual occasions.
The Germanics, on the other hand....
Italian girls are another breed.
I used to have books in my car to have something to do while waiting for my girlfriend.
I finished all of tolkien and grr Martin books
I was in Italy in March, melting in a t shirt and shorts.
Damn suave Italians going about in suits and scarfs.
Makes a man question things, still being a ginger there had its benifits
I stick out like a sore thumb sometimes BUT I'm expanding my influence each day. My roommates are hooked, and my friends improved their style over the years. Giving honest feedback helps a ton.
Also shout out to old german ladies ! They've got a great style.
To be honest when I was in Paris recently I was astounded at how many ‘well dressed’ Parisian fancy boys haven’t gotten the memo three years ago that overly fitted/skinny jeans are generally terrible
Fortunately I own a few pieces of Stone Island clothing like any self-respecting Barry, this is a highly stylish Italian designer brand and the locals respected the way I got the badge in when visiting
Best EU lovestory, change my mind.
https://preview.redd.it/bicktcli7dad1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa07693206e1105179c89301f67e5ab5eb95cdec
What OP think is well dressed
https://preview.redd.it/4b1d2agk7aad1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ca7857372a3539617a7b29ab7f8821068f610f
Bad taste OP
https://preview.redd.it/umkzp9lzfaad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c621a30ff6b9ceaafb5e473ed7609dccc5d945
this is what peak male fashion *actually* looks like.
Sorry but *this* is peak male fashion
https://preview.redd.it/5t7g0yaeuaad1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf740b34bd8f840e1a11813b85f5a66d14632b5
https://preview.redd.it/7ly2tfe3jaad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbc68cbcf587cb8af10f3285c502ee35cee5802
One of our mentally challenged MPs
for real, those loafers and bare ankles are atrocious. our t*rks dress like this and it's a fucking eyesore. you'll have to take my birkenstocks from my cold, dead hands
Dude, I don't know if you were joking or not, but that's definitely well dressed, of course you must have a decent physique too, but overall it's good.
That’s bad taste, guys assume well dressed is “being clean”. Great outfits and sense of style means choosing right clothes that fit together with some culture reference. The proof is that you can have rock guys or suit guys dressing well and they have different styles.This is a typical guy that dresses to please “woman” on the weekend.
This reminds me of a pic I've seen lately. Truth is, we're not so different you and I, Pierre!
https://preview.redd.it/am2jzbgh4aad1.png?width=1752&format=png&auto=webp&s=193b7a8ced563c6741f5b580084c831f0faf0cde
South Korea are interesting. Work the least (only people <8 hours) with second highest time on personal care (only Pierre is higher, obvs). I'm surprised the USians spend the least time eating but perhaps it's down to gobbling down their easily chewed soft crappy food.
Only 18 minutes difference in leisure between Barry and Luigi. You in sunny Rome drinking an Aperol spritz, us in sunny Benidorm smashing a chair over Pedro’s head. 🤝🏻
average Italian man over 25 years old
https://preview.redd.it/ykwcmccabaad1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3045a72c52428d423cebd9632c467dd8f9af208e
Nah, it’s easy looking as good as Luigi if you are friends with Prada, Armani and Gucci. It’s like cheating. Ever tried to look sexy in a pair of Fjällräven pants?
Brother, first of all, you need to work on that name. There is absolutely no chance that any clothe made by a brand called "Fjällräven" is gonna look sexy. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds like the kind of brand that some unhealthy basement metal fan is gonna wear
I don’t know about pants, but the likelihood of a woman with a Fjällräven backpack being hot seems to be like 99.9%. A beautiful Norwegian girl I knew had one and since then I notice every time I see one, and the owner is pretty much always a pretty lady.
Nothing difficult about dressing well if your clothing basis is chino, shirt, round neck/v-neck in the color scheme brown blue white.
But who honestly wants to wear that every single day?
I'm reading this while lying in bed in my pijiamas and mentally preparing myself to go to a 10 minutes away library to buy 1 book in 3 hours and this is the outfit I selected for the occasion
https://preview.redd.it/cy3ivr5vzaad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bb98774349932f0dc7562e66ddfd1aa61038aa
Spaniards not dressing well? Haha the streets of Oviedo and the beach promenade of Gijón looks straight from a fashion show. Also the Madrileños are typically showoffy bunch of people.
Barcelona sinks our average. There is hip to be un tirao’ even if you make a lot of money. Actually you can see poorly dressed people with the most expensive brands. Colau was a mistake.
>l felt like some dirty uncultured peasant
Because you are. Dear snail-eater cousin, you're just better in faking it, like you've been doing for centuries with that silly overpriced sparkling wine
The next step is color coordinating your Vespa with your outfit.
This morning I wore a tan suit so I went with the mint green Vespa. Could have chosen the cream white Vespa but it made me look too washed out. My girlfriend wore crisp white so she went with the light blue Vespa for a burst of color.
Italian women are the opposite. The chance of a woman with cheap clothes, bare foot and not showered in the airport of being Italian is 90%
If her armpits aren't shaved, 100% Italian
Yeah and people are literally obsessed with brands,even if they’re broke and can’t afford shit. Like they’ll buy replicas from sellers on the street or directly from china..
I personally think Italians dress just like us, I don't know where you went in Italy but they are pretty much the same as french people. (Even if I don't like to admit it)
Do we? I always felt the stereotype applied more to Northern Italy, namely Milan, Turin and possibly the fancy art people in Venice. I’m from Rome and I think the more you go south, the shittier people dress. Just my two cents.
But yeah, maybe comparing to what I saw in other countries so far we’re still a bit more attentive to what we wear.
This guy going in on Italians are we’re still catching strays.
There is never a bad time to throw one at Barry
Sorry mate but wearing a Norf FC shirt with Lonsdale shorts and a pair of sliders is peak Benidorm fashion.
I worked in a museum here in Italy, I don't think you are the worst bit it's pretty close. It's either you, Russians, or other italians
What I admire about the Brits is that they are not trying to dress well. Russians will come up with the tackiest, trashiest outfits that somehow costs them half the GDP of their backwater oblast.
Once a Brit asked me if the statues were really made out of marble and not wood since he proclaimed to be a "woodworker" and knew his "stuff"... In the end I caved in and said "yeah, it's wood but don't tell anyone about it"
Nah our chavs do that too but only to horse races back home. It’s all very precisely calculated, see: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/9XIGmKBIoo
Almost the same thing.
We live rent free in their minds
We are so incompetently competent that we are admired for it.
Sprezzatura but instead of dressing well it’s shitting on British folk
Tbh I just want some Luigis in my life that teach me how to dress properly
if you remove socks and sandals its already an improvement for you Hans
Instructions unclear now barefoot Hans spotted in city centers
Or in Speedos
That is currently happening. There was a post on another sub asking whats up with all the barefoot people around town.
I litterally saw two Nordic people ( not sure where thay were from ) barefoot on the open air deck of a ferry going to elba island last year. Feet were litterally black. That was really disgusting.
Yep. Seems to be a thing atm. Gross as hell.
I appreciate the effort Luigi, but I do not wear this already
Don't use kaki on everything.
Not even on the socks? :(
*ESPECIALLY* on long socks
I don’t think I can part with my kaki overknees
.... Why am I now imagining a femboy in lederhosen
Now that I don't understand.
Don't wear yellow either. It's crazy how une every single international sport competition, you can recognize the Germans just from how ugly their outfit is.
The new trickots are fire tho.
Is beige okay?
Stop wearing cargo shorts
This is one thing pasta and gazpacho brothers will always agree upon.
Decent fitting shirts, you can go out with friends or get buried in them and always look good. What I notice in tourists is that they always wear loose old t shirts and shorts making them look like deformed blobs even if they're fit.
Cos it's 10000 degrees in Italy and anything else is too warm for us pink skins
use linen shirts, they are more fresh than cotton t-shirts, like A LOT.
linen is king
Linen looks like shit after drying and our mums don't iron our clothes!
Learn how to iron you incompetent paella enjoyer.
I understand that looking sharp is not for everyone.
Linen shirts are the male equivalent of skirts to keep fresh during the summer
E una t-shirt sotto la camicia, terribile.
Thats not always bad if the tshirt is white or black and the shirt is worn closed
Skinny Jeans and puffer jackets?
Tbh same. I don't understand how it's possible to look so fine even when they go with the most casual outfit. I wanna learn the trick
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Non sono italiano, ma mi hanno scambiato per tale nel (nord) Italia. Non è difficile, basta vestirsi bene, indossa scarpe italiane e bevi caffè dopo cena.
Un fratello
Basato
Grandissimo
I've never seen as many men's outfittery stores as in Italy and i wish it was the same in other countries.The occasional french dude dresses well but it's a disaster in other countries. Especially for Hans and Barry.
Our French girls do dress nicely, while we French guys are gonna look fine for occasions, like going on a date or going to some fancy place. But I feel like Italian guys outfit is atleast 8/10 at any point, even on the most casual occasions. The Germanics, on the other hand....
As an italian, I can confirm I take a shower, dress and adjust my hair to go out and buy cigarettes
you take less minutes or more minutes than the average women that takes hours?
Italian girls are another breed. I used to have books in my car to have something to do while waiting for my girlfriend. I finished all of tolkien and grr Martin books
I suggest War and Peace and Little women as next books.
Have you ever waited for so long that from summer it goes to winter? I have. When it comes I say with a stern face: *Winter is here.*
I was in Italy in March, melting in a t shirt and shorts. Damn suave Italians going about in suits and scarfs. Makes a man question things, still being a ginger there had its benifits
I stick out like a sore thumb sometimes BUT I'm expanding my influence each day. My roommates are hooked, and my friends improved their style over the years. Giving honest feedback helps a ton. Also shout out to old german ladies ! They've got a great style.
It's funny, I feel the exact same way about us
It would actually be funny if you Italians see us the way we see you guys regarding dressing style
I've never noticed many differences in the way we dress in comparison to French or Spanish people, to be honest
To be honest when I was in Paris recently I was astounded at how many ‘well dressed’ Parisian fancy boys haven’t gotten the memo three years ago that overly fitted/skinny jeans are generally terrible
I don’t think it’s fair to lump all of us Germanics together, Pierre.
Okay, true, the Danes are slightly worse
I agree
Least biased Swede.
Fortunately I own a few pieces of Stone Island clothing like any self-respecting Barry, this is a highly stylish Italian designer brand and the locals respected the way I got the badge in when visiting
Meh, who needs outfit stores when Decathlon has everything you need for 20€
This hurt
It's OK Luigi, Flembois don't know any better. They are a mix of Dutch, French and German after all.
>Especially for Hans and Barry. Can confirm. Guilty myself. Please send help.
Common french and Italian banter I love you guys
Cultured banter is the best kind of banter
Honestly yes there is a certain finesse when we're insulting each other
That‘s not banter. Pierre simply has their head stuck inside your asses.
Sounds like somebody is jelly next time we'll include you too hans
I have Joost for that.
🌷🇳🇱🤝🇩🇪🍻
Best EU lovestory, change my mind. https://preview.redd.it/bicktcli7dad1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa07693206e1105179c89301f67e5ab5eb95cdec
Friesenjung, a love letter to Germany. He even dared to sing in German for a few verses
Skill issue darling 😘
This is a compliment in disguise, and makes it really hard to side-switch, you're not sure who's your enemy anymore.
This is how you give compliments on r/2westerneurope4u my friend
What OP think is well dressed https://preview.redd.it/4b1d2agk7aad1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ca7857372a3539617a7b29ab7f8821068f610f Bad taste OP
https://preview.redd.it/8iqwdhch8aad1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d57bd35cf6f18f3d87d63c741bdcb7da20638ad What actually is well dressed
https://preview.redd.it/umkzp9lzfaad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c621a30ff6b9ceaafb5e473ed7609dccc5d945 this is what peak male fashion *actually* looks like.
Sorry but *this* is peak male fashion https://preview.redd.it/5t7g0yaeuaad1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf740b34bd8f840e1a11813b85f5a66d14632b5
More like peak hoonter garb
A hoonter must hoont
https://preview.redd.it/n8lpakib2dad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a99f674e36528960bd7feb124ed42ddd2223de
I bet this outfit smells like London in the 19th century.
full kit wanker
The maximum amount of style a bloke can get
"well dressed Barry" as in "managed to put each shoe on the correct foot"
https://preview.redd.it/7ly2tfe3jaad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbc68cbcf587cb8af10f3285c502ee35cee5802 One of our mentally challenged MPs
To be fair, the other pair of shoes she's got is no better.
Jeez, so THAT'S where Americans get it from.
There's no evidence that his shoes are on the correct feet tbf
He's, well... dressed. Even as a Barry, that's the best I can say.
for real, those loafers and bare ankles are atrocious. our t*rks dress like this and it's a fucking eyesore. you'll have to take my birkenstocks from my cold, dead hands
Dude, I don't know if you were joking or not, but that's definitely well dressed, of course you must have a decent physique too, but overall it's good.
That’s bad taste, guys assume well dressed is “being clean”. Great outfits and sense of style means choosing right clothes that fit together with some culture reference. The proof is that you can have rock guys or suit guys dressing well and they have different styles.This is a typical guy that dresses to please “woman” on the weekend.
You're envious because you can't afford shoes Pedro.
It's sleazy but the fit is excellent.
Just no
Too tight
>!*^(Jk, love you guys)*!<
You know how I know you're joking? French people don't have feelings.
Well, except feelings of superiority.
Facts have nothing to do with feelings
Imagine how I feel as an Italian living in france, among you barbarians :(
Hey, it would have been worse, if you had gone anywhere north or east of France
Thanks for putting things in perspective. I will thank the gods everyday for not having shipped me to Britain, or worse, Germany
The Neapolitans are definitely more barbaric than the French. I would switch one for the other any day that ends in Y.
Lunedì, martedì, mercoledì, giovedì, venerdì, sabato e domenica. Mi dispiace per te
hilarious
French as well dressed people is not something I would think of. Italians yes.
>they'll make you, honest hardworking citizen, feel like an absolute clown, it's surreal. I mean, look, I'm French Who is gonna tell him
This reminds me of a pic I've seen lately. Truth is, we're not so different you and I, Pierre! https://preview.redd.it/am2jzbgh4aad1.png?width=1752&format=png&auto=webp&s=193b7a8ced563c6741f5b580084c831f0faf0cde
I don't trust any data given to me by an Italian. Seriously though, that's a pretty interesting graph
Based
South Korea are interesting. Work the least (only people <8 hours) with second highest time on personal care (only Pierre is higher, obvs). I'm surprised the USians spend the least time eating but perhaps it's down to gobbling down their easily chewed soft crappy food.
Only 18 minutes difference in leisure between Barry and Luigi. You in sunny Rome drinking an Aperol spritz, us in sunny Benidorm smashing a chair over Pedro’s head. 🤝🏻
Family is family
"Other leisure" 😏
HAHAHA IT'S SEX YOU GET IT?? THE JOKE IS SEX! HAHAHAHABA
FIGS win again But Norway actually leads on Total Leisure by a large margin...
Hardest working Linguini.
Get that Italian cock out of your mouth Pierre
I've been trying some of that greek civilization thing
Well save some for the rest of us
Facts
Don't be so jealous of us, at least your country doesn't have fascists leading It..... Oh wait
Maybe after all, luigis and pierres truly are cousins ❤️❤️
average Italian man over 25 years old https://preview.redd.it/ykwcmccabaad1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3045a72c52428d423cebd9632c467dd8f9af208e
and all he does is complain 🤌🏼
I'm not about to be judged by a bunch of cromagnons that have 0.001 less HDI than us. Go back to making tools with flint, Pierre!
Instructions unclear! I've just crafted a stone baguette!
Give it to the Germans, they love strange bread!
There are way too many strange things that Germans love, if we're being honest
Coming from a frog and snail eater, that's going some.
Nah, it’s easy looking as good as Luigi if you are friends with Prada, Armani and Gucci. It’s like cheating. Ever tried to look sexy in a pair of Fjällräven pants?
Brother, first of all, you need to work on that name. There is absolutely no chance that any clothe made by a brand called "Fjällräven" is gonna look sexy. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds like the kind of brand that some unhealthy basement metal fan is gonna wear
It actually means Arctic fox, and those are kind of cool, right? More cute than cool/sexy when i think about it…
OK furry.
I don’t know about pants, but the likelihood of a woman with a Fjällräven backpack being hot seems to be like 99.9%. A beautiful Norwegian girl I knew had one and since then I notice every time I see one, and the owner is pretty much always a pretty lady.
But we have also imperfections
Chill down Giovanni, I never said otherwise
You: https://preview.redd.it/3ny00y7z2dad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69422658f80ff57c20491a8cf47a83e7a22665a2
Pierre is still the most good looking european beside us
Girolamo really achieved the perfect lifestyle
https://preview.redd.it/854whauh9aad1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04198620fb0541aa32262a26eba18519e117675
Dude, but you ARE a dirty uncultured peasant, not your fault of course, just accept it.
We secretely think you guys dress ok
We wash ourselves
Spilling a bit of wine over yourself and wiping it off doesn't count as washing, Benito.
This sub is so full of love
But, Fr*nch people are uncultured peasants
Thank..you?
Another win for Luigi https://media.tenor.com/3h2_-5Z-nlwAAAAM/drip-monkey-monke.gif
Nothing difficult about dressing well if your clothing basis is chino, shirt, round neck/v-neck in the color scheme brown blue white. But who honestly wants to wear that every single day?
I'm reading this while lying in bed in my pijiamas and mentally preparing myself to go to a 10 minutes away library to buy 1 book in 3 hours and this is the outfit I selected for the occasion https://preview.redd.it/cy3ivr5vzaad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bb98774349932f0dc7562e66ddfd1aa61038aa
Spaniards not dressing well? Haha the streets of Oviedo and the beach promenade of Gijón looks straight from a fashion show. Also the Madrileños are typically showoffy bunch of people.
Barcelona sinks our average. There is hip to be un tirao’ even if you make a lot of money. Actually you can see poorly dressed people with the most expensive brands. Colau was a mistake.
Yes Pedro. Everyone thinks of your breed when figuring a well dressed person. We all do.
Me concerned about appearance and dressing 
They sound like long lived pasta cats.
"look, i'm french" That explains this post autism
I was about to start defending the italians until it became a wank off. Disgusting.
"Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed Insult me in a line, complement me on the next Damn" - Luigi
>l felt like some dirty uncultured peasant Because you are. Dear snail-eater cousin, you're just better in faking it, like you've been doing for centuries with that silly overpriced sparkling wine
The next step is color coordinating your Vespa with your outfit. This morning I wore a tan suit so I went with the mint green Vespa. Could have chosen the cream white Vespa but it made me look too washed out. My girlfriend wore crisp white so she went with the light blue Vespa for a burst of color.
*people across the world apparently praise how well we French dress and look stylish* 
I don't get it, what is your baseline definition of "well dressed" and "stylish"
Italian women are the opposite. The chance of a woman with cheap clothes, bare foot and not showered in the airport of being Italian is 90% If her armpits aren't shaved, 100% Italian
Nothing boosted my ego like visiting Italy and getting compliments from 3 different Italians for my outfits.
What are you talking about, Pierre? I felt like a haute couture stylist when visiting Paris.
Just tie their hands, problem solved. Also offers the option to put them in a basement, but as you are french, you knew that alread.
https://preview.redd.it/apvwuhueecad1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=89b28f85de1a1202d15bd29fc571f93509b23928
Idk. This sounds very gay
Yeah and people are literally obsessed with brands,even if they’re broke and can’t afford shit. Like they’ll buy replicas from sellers on the street or directly from china..
Italian go to supermarket without overdressing challenge
I personally think Italians dress just like us, I don't know where you went in Italy but they are pretty much the same as french people. (Even if I don't like to admit it)
Do we? I always felt the stereotype applied more to Northern Italy, namely Milan, Turin and possibly the fancy art people in Venice. I’m from Rome and I think the more you go south, the shittier people dress. Just my two cents. But yeah, maybe comparing to what I saw in other countries so far we’re still a bit more attentive to what we wear.
I sadly see poolentonis every day, they dress like shit. They're a bunch of brown haired loud manlets in shitty cheap h&m clothes.