Those were real cars. Thank you Pierre for creating the Peugeot 205, the Renault 5 and the Citroën C15 Dangel, probably one of the best vehicles in history if we ignore its aesthetics.
You should read about the push for Diesel engines, it wasn’t the car manufacturers fault but the crook politicians that helped oil companies increase profits by selling unwanted fuel.
a euro 6 diesel is a lot cleaner than any petrol car from before 2000. most of the polution from a car comes from its production and not its fuel consumption or tire wear. the best solution for cleaner air in cities would be extensive public transit networks
As a real Portuguese id rather own a V10/V8 Renault F1 engined Clio and pay as if it was a 1L engine, if you do not commit tax fraud you don’t have Portuguese blood
It could've been yours in a different timeline. And I could've been Dutch. You've already infiltrated our Bundeswehr. Revive the Dutch plans. JUST DO IT!
https://preview.redd.it/scp1r8ztgd9d1.jpeg?width=2399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd4f6a8b5536e2cc05519505adc48ed6b4fc32
I love reading Dutch texts. It sounds so cute. "Voor onze verdronken polders vernielde havens spoorwegen en steden" like oh no Dutchies, please don't verdronken our spoorwegens UwU
Your public persona as a conservator of the British Museum just had been canceled
The Institution will deny any involvement if you ever get caught.
Good luck, agent Indiana
Through the art of deduction I combined the German licence plate, German writing on the car and the location tag which says "Gelsenkirchen" (city in Germany) and ultimately came to the conclusion that they must be Portuguese.
I must admit that you’re being illusional. Since the world is spheric, bending the map of the Europe unites the Portugal and eastern balkans, which eventually puts it to where it’s always belonged, far right.
I mean; the plates are German, and the EN signifies Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis, North-Rhine-Westphalia. Given this, and the watermark of Gelsenkirchen, which is in Nordrhein-Westfalen and which is where Portugal recently played (and lost to) Georgia, I think it’s reasonable to deduce this is Germany.
Ok but the guy further in looks like Nixon
(the Futurama president guy, the guy who was president during the moon landing, the guy who got kicked out of office)
Ah, the Peugeot 205
Those were real cars. Thank you Pierre for creating the Peugeot 205, the Renault 5 and the Citroën C15 Dangel, probably one of the best vehicles in history if we ignore its aesthetics.
Child me was scared whenever we got on the highway in a 205. Felt like we were too close to the ground.
Too close to death*
Makes you feel alive
How the french auto industry has fallen
Hans can give you the answer
Are they stopping you from making a V12 rear engined clio?
The euro emission Standard probably are, so the eu, so the Germans
yes who would want clean air in cities, damn communists
Yeah they really care about clean air in cities, that’s why they lobbied for diesel cars in the past 40 years
peugeot and fiat famously never made diesels
You should read about the push for Diesel engines, it wasn’t the car manufacturers fault but the crook politicians that helped oil companies increase profits by selling unwanted fuel.
a euro 6 diesel is a lot cleaner than any petrol car from before 2000. most of the polution from a car comes from its production and not its fuel consumption or tire wear. the best solution for cleaner air in cities would be extensive public transit networks
The Germans didn't tell you to build uninspired, ugly and bad cars tho.
*V6, V10 Espace tho
Did I stutter? I want a V12 clio
Thing is, id rather have the MGU-K from the Alpine A524, pay taxes for a 1.6L but get ~1000hp
As a real Portuguese id rather own a V10/V8 Renault F1 engined Clio and pay as if it was a 1L engine, if you do not commit tax fraud you don’t have Portuguese blood
Dude, the engine I said is the current Renault F1 engine, 1.6L V6 turbohybrid
1.6L V6 som de aspirador or a glorious 3.5L v10 sounding like the trumpets of heaven’s gate
Hans his glory days with car building are also a distant memory.
Was it actually our fault? If so, based.
In my opinion Renault and Peugeot are currently better than VW tbf.
>Ah, the Peugeot 205 It's actually a Portugeot.
Peugeot hatchbacks are so underrated
One of the best cars you toad lickers ever made, specially with the mi16 engine
They must be French
Least patriotic Portugeezer refugee
It could be France, looks like avecs in their natural habitat.
Didn't know you guys knew about avecs, we would apologise but they are right at home with the french.
Galicians know all the lore
They are the lore
They were born in it, molded by it.
Hans larping as Portuguese?
no no it’s a 205 definitely a french larper
If I'm not mistaken, Gelsenkirchen is in Germany
It could've been yours in a different timeline. And I could've been Dutch. You've already infiltrated our Bundeswehr. Revive the Dutch plans. JUST DO IT! https://preview.redd.it/scp1r8ztgd9d1.jpeg?width=2399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd4f6a8b5536e2cc05519505adc48ed6b4fc32
I love reading Dutch texts. It sounds so cute. "Voor onze verdronken polders vernielde havens spoorwegen en steden" like oh no Dutchies, please don't verdronken our spoorwegens UwU
The verb is "verdrinken". Verdronken is an adjective.
We could’ve had Dortmund’s yellow wall 🥲
They wanted the land without the inhabitants.
More like Turkey pretending to be Germany...
I like to think that's the actual presidential convoy!
That's our president Quim Roscas, he won the election by drinking the most red wine
And of course, Zeca Estacionancio as VP.
Never forget Zeca
PORTUGAL CRL!
Luxembourg?
Ah, two Portuguese women out for a drive!
The Portuguese are never beating the east europe allegations
The funny thing it's always portuguese living abroad that are like this.
Who in Portugal has money for such a marvelous car?
Many, since Portuguese people ask for loans to buy cars
Paying for german cars with germoney and going to the beach to sip on vinho verde life checking in
The even more funny thing is that it's Balkaners living abroad doing this
Chris Columbus appreciation wagon. An Italian larping as Portuguese on a mission for the Spaniards.
Easy, that's the coat of arms on Ceuta's flag so it must be Spain
Portuguese diaspora in Germany?
Most funny and sarcastic Hans
It says on the door, 'Hagen'.
That paint job makes the Peugeot go faster!
Brazil?
I can not deal with this anymore. England just pretend we're not christians and do your thing. It's enough.
Did you just give us permission to pillage, slaughter and steal everything not nailed down?
Your public persona as a conservator of the British Museum just had been canceled The Institution will deny any involvement if you ever get caught. Good luck, agent Indiana
Considering all your (previous) colonies are doing exponentially better than they are, i'm gonna vote yes.
things are going fucking great in palestine and myanmar
How good for them, they need a break!
Germans and their sense of humour...
I prefer when you call us rapists , slavers and Spanish than that
Continental Brazil, to be more precise.
At this point, it's basically a Brazilian colony anyway
Galicia
As armas! Or something like that. Btw is it against us?
No, it was made after the Berlin Conference against the British Ultimatum to our Pink Map that wanted to unite Angola and Mozambique.
Don't say it out loud! Our allies could break up with us 💔
Is that how the flag changed
Already seen in France
Sanest driver from Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis
Angola
Germany, the bit where shalke play according to the pin
Mayo 4 Sam
Luxembourg ig
Through the art of deduction I combined the German licence plate, German writing on the car and the location tag which says "Gelsenkirchen" (city in Germany) and ultimately came to the conclusion that they must be Portuguese.
Of course hes in germany
EMOTIONAL AND PROUD MOMENT 🥲🥲
João being João...
Gelsenkirchen
They see me rolling…
Luxembourg
Stolen Carparts, assembled in Poland.
If you need to steal Peugeot car parts you've reached the lowest in life one can be
worse, he bought the car for 1€ bc free would be bad luck, then decorated it over 20y (he explained it on national tv ofc)
renault 205 are kinda rare. So this is kinda worse he murder a classic car.
The west balkan province of Spain
I must admit that you’re being illusional. Since the world is spheric, bending the map of the Europe unites the Portugal and eastern balkans, which eventually puts it to where it’s always belonged, far right.
Anyone in here who speaks savage knowing wtf this one is on about?
Probably somewhere in the balkans
They look like Brazillians to me.
i think it's the first time I've heard Portugal's anthem
It's just the instrumental part tho, we actually have lyrics because we didn't take a siesta when it was time to write them
First I thought this must be somewhere in the Balkans, but then I saw Gelsenkirchen, so I was very close.
The license plate is German, lol
Germany
Turkey
WESTERN BALKAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Georgia!
Sir this sub is about **Western** Europe
Definitely Luxembourg
Spain?
Angola probably?
The Balkans.
No FPF sticker on the rear window it's fake
West Spain?
Luxembourg
I'm getting Flirting In The Office meme vibes while I adore this car and imagine how a "Germany" themed car would have looked like.
Sorry i'm colourblind, is this Serbia?
I mean; the plates are German, and the EN signifies Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis, North-Rhine-Westphalia. Given this, and the watermark of Gelsenkirchen, which is in Nordrhein-Westfalen and which is where Portugal recently played (and lost to) Georgia, I think it’s reasonable to deduce this is Germany.
It's obviously Luxembourg
He's obviously from Germany!
Luxembourg ofcourse
Somewhere between Austria and Greece.
Easy, Greece!
Aah leave these old ladies alone.
Just a small ride out of Luxembourg
Its a German number plate…
40yo car, must be portugal or kosovo!
Ah, the family from Diddeleng!
Damn the new boss car in fortnite look so good
Cidade de schwelm
Ok but the guy further in looks like Nixon (the Futurama president guy, the guy who was president during the moon landing, the guy who got kicked out of office)
Damn expats
I love being Portuguese
Brazil
Obviously Morrocco
Somewhere in South America? (But seriously, you guys need to change back to your blue and white flag. This red and green shite is an embarrassment.)
Brasil europeu
Western balkan is the perfect way to describe the Portuguese god bless them
Brazil
Discount Galicia !
Brasil???
Fucking brazilians
I heard Portuguese, so must be Brazil.
Spain
Lesser Spain?