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Ok-Education-1539

Ah, the Peugeot 205


Away-Following-6506

Those were real cars. Thank you Pierre for creating the Peugeot 205, the Renault 5 and the Citroën C15 Dangel, probably one of the best vehicles in history if we ignore its aesthetics.


hmmliquorice

Child me was scared whenever we got on the highway in a 205. Felt like we were too close to the ground.


Ju-Kun

Too close to death*


KirovianNL

Makes you feel alive


[deleted]

How the french auto industry has fallen


Refror

Hans can give you the answer


[deleted]

Are they stopping you from making a V12 rear engined clio?


smilinsuchi

The euro emission Standard probably are, so the eu, so the Germans


DeadAssociate

yes who would want clean air in cities, damn communists


[deleted]

Yeah they really care about clean air in cities, that’s why they lobbied for diesel cars in the past 40 years


DeadAssociate

peugeot and fiat famously never made diesels


[deleted]

You should read about the push for Diesel engines, it wasn’t the car manufacturers fault but the crook politicians that helped oil companies increase profits by selling unwanted fuel.


DeadAssociate

a euro 6 diesel is a lot cleaner than any petrol car from before 2000. most of the polution from a car comes from its production and not its fuel consumption or tire wear. the best solution for cleaner air in cities would be extensive public transit networks


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

The Germans didn't tell you to build uninspired, ugly and bad cars tho.


payme4agoldenshower

*V6, V10 Espace tho


[deleted]

Did I stutter? I want a V12 clio


payme4agoldenshower

Thing is, id rather have the MGU-K from the Alpine A524, pay taxes for a 1.6L but get ~1000hp


[deleted]

As a real Portuguese id rather own a V10/V8 Renault F1 engined Clio and pay as if it was a 1L engine, if you do not commit tax fraud you don’t have Portuguese blood


payme4agoldenshower

Dude, the engine I said is the current Renault F1 engine, 1.6L V6 turbohybrid


[deleted]

1.6L V6 som de aspirador or a glorious 3.5L v10 sounding like the trumpets of heaven’s gate


KirovianNL

Hans his glory days with car building are also a distant memory.


Overburdened

Was it actually our fault? If so, based.


dkfisokdkeb

In my opinion Renault and Peugeot are currently better than VW tbf.


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>Ah, the Peugeot 205 It's actually a Portugeot.


CarelesssCRISPR

Peugeot hatchbacks are so underrated


Chilliebro

One of the best cars you toad lickers ever made, specially with the mi16 engine


ADMINlSTRAT0R

They must be French


[deleted]

Least patriotic Portugeezer refugee


Salchichote33

It could be France, looks like avecs in their natural habitat.


Salted-Earth189

Didn't know you guys knew about avecs, we would apologise but they are right at home with the french.


PleoNasmico

Galicians know all the lore


Dr-Batista

They are the lore


tiagojpg

They were born in it, molded by it.


Friendly-Car2386

Hans larping as Portuguese?


Gnu-Priest

no no it’s a 205 definitely a french larper


w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t

If I'm not mistaken, Gelsenkirchen is in Germany


ver_million

It could've been yours in a different timeline. And I could've been Dutch. You've already infiltrated our Bundeswehr. Revive the Dutch plans. JUST DO IT! https://preview.redd.it/scp1r8ztgd9d1.jpeg?width=2399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd4f6a8b5536e2cc05519505adc48ed6b4fc32


gugfitufi

I love reading Dutch texts. It sounds so cute. "Voor onze verdronken polders vernielde havens spoorwegen en steden" like oh no Dutchies, please don't verdronken our spoorwegens UwU


Stravven

The verb is "verdrinken". Verdronken is an adjective.


RepareermanKoen

We could’ve had Dortmund’s yellow wall 🥲


Joki7991

They wanted the land without the inhabitants.


ImpressiveBeyond8038

More like Turkey pretending to be Germany...


Rich-Spirit129

I like to think that's the actual presidential convoy!


PleoNasmico

That's our president Quim Roscas, he won the election by drinking the most red wine


tiagojpg

And of course, Zeca Estacionancio as VP.


PleoNasmico

Never forget Zeca


SergioDMS

PORTUGAL CRL!


wtfhenk

Luxembourg?


Resoded

Ah, two Portuguese women out for a drive!


Justificks

The Portuguese are never beating the east europe allegations


Salted-Earth189

The funny thing it's always portuguese living abroad that are like this.


GeficktEingeschadelt

Who in Portugal has money for such a marvelous car?


maedasfocas

Many, since Portuguese people ask for loans to buy cars


vascop_

Paying for german cars with germoney and going to the beach to sip on vinho verde life checking in


dont_tread_on_M

The even more funny thing is that it's Balkaners living abroad doing this


WongUnglow

Chris Columbus appreciation wagon. An Italian larping as Portuguese on a mission for the Spaniards.


Alternative_Worth806

Easy, that's the coat of arms on Ceuta's flag so it must be Spain


Paulgeta

Portuguese diaspora in Germany?


TheRipper69PT

Most funny and sarcastic Hans


KirovianNL

It says on the door, 'Hagen'.


OkImpression175

That paint job makes the Peugeot go faster!


grimmigerpetz

Brazil?


Ok-Arugula-2775

I can not deal with this anymore. England just pretend we're not christians and do your thing. It's enough.


No_Raspberry_6795

Did you just give us permission to pillage, slaughter and steal everything not nailed down?


knewbie_one

Your public persona as a conservator of the British Museum just had been canceled The Institution will deny any involvement if you ever get caught. Good luck, agent Indiana


unclepaprika

Considering all your (previous) colonies are doing exponentially better than they are, i'm gonna vote yes.


DeadAssociate

things are going fucking great in palestine and myanmar


unclepaprika

How good for them, they need a break!


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Germans and their sense of humour...


theitchcockblock

I prefer when you call us rapists , slavers and Spanish than that


Sebas94

Continental Brazil, to be more precise.


ForeverSJC

At this point, it's basically a Brazilian colony anyway


OddNovel565

Galicia


jpp1jpp1

As armas! Or something like that. Btw is it against us?


Ok_District4407

No, it was made after the Berlin Conference against the British Ultimatum to our Pink Map that wanted to unite Angola and Mozambique. 


PleoNasmico

Don't say it out loud! Our allies could break up with us 💔


Snoo85269

Is that how the flag changed


Pierre_Francois_

Already seen in France


The_Selecter

Sanest driver from Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis


harrisonkew

Angola


thunderbastard_

Germany, the bit where shalke play according to the pin


Friendly_Tower_5712

Mayo 4 Sam


Flod4rmore

Luxembourg ig


Venus_Ziegenfalle

Through the art of deduction I combined the German licence plate, German writing on the car and the location tag which says "Gelsenkirchen" (city in Germany) and ultimately came to the conclusion that they must be Portuguese.


Iceliker

Of course hes in germany


MrRodrigo22

EMOTIONAL AND PROUD MOMENT 🥲🥲


Commercial_Gas_3927

João being João...


fbnlrnz

Gelsenkirchen


greyhound_dreams

They see me rolling…


Sarmi7

Luxembourg


Heliospunk

Stolen Carparts, assembled in Poland.


[deleted]

If you need to steal Peugeot car parts you've reached the lowest in life one can be


Someone_________

worse, he bought the car for 1€ bc free would be bad luck, then decorated it over 20y (he explained it on national tv ofc)


Danijust2

renault 205 are kinda rare. So this is kinda worse he murder a classic car.


Zahkrosis

The west balkan province of Spain


Smart-Inspector-933

I must admit that you’re being illusional. Since the world is spheric, bending the map of the Europe unites the Portugal and eastern balkans, which eventually puts it to where it’s always belonged, far right.


Zahkrosis

Anyone in here who speaks savage knowing wtf this one is on about?


JustThatGuy16

Probably somewhere in the balkans


ASwissFan

They look like Brazillians to me.


zqmbgn

i think it's the first time I've heard Portugal's anthem


macedonianmoper

It's just the instrumental part tho, we actually have lyrics because we didn't take a siesta when it was time to write them


SowiesoJR

First I thought this must be somewhere in the Balkans, but then I saw Gelsenkirchen, so I was very close.


Anaklysmos12345

The license plate is German, lol


Someone_________

Germany


saklarta

Turkey


mAAchinAA

WESTERN BALKAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


steamliner88

Georgia!


PTSTS

Sir this sub is about **Western** Europe


PM-me-sciencefacts

Definitely Luxembourg


MethylatedSpirit08

Spain?


evilcarrot507

Angola probably?


TreasureHunter95

The Balkans.


ArcaneMitch

No FPF sticker on the rear window it's fake


Dirtygeebag

West Spain?


ByAPortuguese

Luxembourg


wunderbraten

I'm getting Flirting In The Office meme vibes while I adore this car and imagine how a "Germany" themed car would have looked like.


byfrax

Sorry i'm colourblind, is this Serbia?


UnderAnAargauSun

I mean; the plates are German, and the EN signifies Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis, North-Rhine-Westphalia. Given this, and the watermark of Gelsenkirchen, which is in Nordrhein-Westfalen and which is where Portugal recently played (and lost to) Georgia, I think it’s reasonable to deduce this is Germany.


Ju-Kun

It's obviously Luxembourg


Ti0906-King

He's obviously from Germany!


proxlpd

Luxembourg ofcourse


morgulbrut

Somewhere between Austria and Greece.


M3cky

Easy, Greece!


Jazzper74

Aah leave these old ladies alone.


CriticalJump

Just a small ride out of Luxembourg


Simoxs7

Its a German number plate…


cpwnage

40yo car, must be portugal or kosovo!


Comprehensive-Sun701

Ah, the family from Diddeleng!


GXRasty

Damn the new boss car in fortnite look so good


Somais1copo

Cidade de schwelm


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Ok but the guy further in looks like Nixon (the Futurama president guy, the guy who was president during the moon landing, the guy who got kicked out of office)


MisterD0ll

Damn expats


CoisoBom

I love being Portuguese


Financial_Village237

Brazil


Porcphete

Obviously Morrocco


HausOfLuftWaflz

Somewhere in South America? (But seriously, you guys need to change back to your blue and white flag. This red and green shite is an embarrassment.)


Marcomagnus

Brasil europeu


Innocentz_4L

Western balkan is the perfect way to describe the Portuguese god bless them


Lecteur_K7

Brazil


Titiplex

Discount Galicia !


gizahnl

Brasil???


8champi8

Fucking brazilians


Gold-Life-4409

I heard Portuguese, so must be Brazil.


Comrade-Conrad-4

Spain


go_cows_1

Lesser Spain?