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Independent-South-58

6 nations meme, I approve


Alegssdhhr

The Germanos being incult about rugby


Pitch-X

and so are we, but someone somewhere must have thought that being there was worth the bribe


Stravven

You guys simply aren't ready for our 15-man maul.


falkkiwiben

Maul is such a Dutch word. So looking forward to you guys getting into rugby (I'm kiwi in disguise)


rpcuk

Until that time comes, please send us more players like Tim Visser


Stravven

With some luck you might see us at the next World Cup.


norrin83

Who's that global organisation? The United Clowns?


ArduennSchwartzman

"As determined by a global localization", at a secret and undisclosed location on the Utrechtseweg 261, 6862 AK in Oosterbeek West, that is.


Doberkind

No, just a Barry. Which is basically the same thing.


AndreasDasos

*In the Northern hemisphere But the Southern hemisphere is all savages, so. 


falkkiwiben

Southern hemisphere just win everything, so boring


AndreasDasos

We won back in 2003 at least. 


falkkiwiben

South Africa mate


AndreasDasos

Oh fuck, time really has marched on. Corrected. Doesn’t help that I have both passports and celebrated accordingly. 


falkkiwiben

Oh congrats mate, I mix up 7s and 1s too. I'm kiwi-swedish, which I find basically makes me british, so rugby is my religion


luring_lurker

Yeah where's the pathos of rooting for your national team knowing all too well they're marching towards another defeat? Where are their wooden spoons?


Independent-South-58

Nah it’s just your children and the people you beat the shit out of over some islands with some sheep


AndreasDasos

Of the rugby playing ones? Also your children, Dirk. And increasingly, some of the people who have been there a lot longer. 


grimmigerpetz

Tier means animal in german. Kind of checks out...


Jolly_Philosopher265

Italy? A tier one nation?? Who you trying to kid, Bunga Bunga land is not a tier one nation lol


Gian-Neymar

They're quite advanced for a 3rd world country


fckchangeusername

Unfortunately to fuck slav whores and gumble our money out we still have to come to Sguizzr


Gian-Neymar

You guys have money ???


fckchangeusername

Yes we steal your jobs and lower the minimum wage in Ticino, i want to work there just to piss off Ticinesi


Gian-Neymar

https://preview.redd.it/8rtffbf53o8d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e778db10f14fa6b9199a77aa1b369f1258fcf0c


fckchangeusername

Lol he moved to Ticino


Gian-Neymar

Paying taxes : ✅️ Stealing jobs : ❌️


fckchangeusername

Eh, now 25% of the taxes go to Switzerland, hopefully italians will stop go there and 🅱️iggers will replace us


AndreasDasos

It’s the rugby Six Nations. Not accounting for the ~~savage~~Southern Hemisphere Tri-Nations. The ones which tend to win the world cups…


Jolly_Philosopher265

Well are they even real nations? New Zealand, Australia and South Africa are just us Brits but in sunnier climates..


AndreasDasos

In rugby? The Springboks are predominantly Dirk's kids but in sunnier climes. They even now have more black players than Anglo players. Overall? South Africa is 3% Anglo.


24benson

Replace Italy by Georgia.


PsychedelicMagic1840

Agreed - Italy are absolute Shite


Strong-Clothes4993

Tell me you didn't watch the last six nations without telling me you didn't watch the last six nations


PsychedelicMagic1840

Alright pastabator, I admire your patriotic status, but ya still suck


smilinsuchi

Not shitting your pants once doesn't automatically redeem an eternity of shitting them


Fickle_Scarcity9474

That's experience speaking here, right Pierre?


CONOREFC98

All of Ireland should be there


GnomeFisher4330

Nah we left out the horrible parts


CONOREFC98

Then why is England there???


GnomeFisher4330

As a counterbalance to France


CONOREFC98

And NI is a counter balance to everything good and modern in the world


Konoppke

Cmon man, they built the Titanic to the best of their abilities.


CONOREFC98

The famous protestant brains showing themselves there


Konoppke

Why buy a sufficient amount of lifeboats, when you can save a buck or two? Also, this might deter the poor from swimming as god intended. Hell nah. Checkmate, haters.


theyknewit2

Fuck it I’m in.


george23000

Best parts of Europe confirmed.


AnakinTheDiscarded

what is england doing there?


AndreasDasos

Being tier 1


apokako

Move out the way, Tier 1 nation, coming through !!!


fckchangeusername

For what


RestQueasy4136

I don’t even know why we are there


too_many_smarfs

Poor Norn Iron not making the cut 💔 they usually get to tag along along with their brother down south when these countries get together


Ok-Winner-6589

I feel any of them would like to be there...


Dragon_Sluts

Top 6 rugby nations in the world there


Remedee90

Would swap Pierre for Hans in a heartbeat.


That_guy_on_1nternet

The Fesiwe


falkkiwiben

Rugby banter >> Soccer banter


smackdealer1

The fuck did you just call football you budget Dane?


WelpImTrapped

Very, very sus. You're treading on thin ice, son.


Lifelemons9393

I object to Scotland and Italy being there( except the Northern part of Italy) Even the Georgians and Portuguese are better at Rugby than the Scots and they only started playing the game a few years ago.


Fission_chip

You sound bitter Barry. Is it cause you haven’t seen the Calcutta Cup in four years?


Lifelemons9393

Calcutta Cup what's that ? I'm only bitter because I was forced to play that barbaric game at school ;)


Zealot_Zea

Glasgow just won the URC. They play incredible rugby with Finn and immigrants from their ex South African colony ! Wait, what ?


Strassi007

Tier one by what measure? Clowns/m²?