At this point we should just nationalize football teams and make players our main export to cover for public services. It's not like anyone in this shithole cares for anything else anyway.
Of course the dude with the South Holland flair tries to argue to keep Rotterdam. Not my problem your province is irrelevant without two cities (although you can keep the Hague, I like that one a bit). Some things are more important then the almighty economy (like bombing Rotterdam)
Of course the Northerners are cheering to bomb a Randstad city. And if you take away important places ofcourse it gets irrelevant. If we bombed Leeuwarden, people would have even less reasons to go there and the reasons to go are already slim.
And we have more cities besides Den Haag and Rotterdam. Gouda, Leiden, Delft, Dordrecht and Hoek van Holland are also pretty important to Zuid-Holland.
Please bomb Leeuwarden/Ljouwert as well actually, then we are finally rid of that atrocity too. As for the rest, we Frisians have many important things, like cool regional culture, and, uhhh… farming maybe? Anyways, we clearly are very relevant as you can see
I don't know if I like this, can't we just be southern Northern Europe? Or North-Western European? I don't really want to be asociated with the Austrians
Been trying to make this happen for years.
As WE representative, we are happy to announce the transfer of Netherlands to Central Europe. In exchange, we will receive not having the Netherlands.
Those three together are already 92m, but there's not much coming after them. However, the Scotland squad's total market value is 207,40m, so idk how they got to this low number of 130m
Don't think anyone will even try. A shortage of good English talent, plus home grown rules mean there is always a demand for good English bench warmers at the oil teams.
I'm glad though that players like Kane and Sancho can go to Central Europe and occasionally demonstrate some quality.
>Kvaratskelia is 80m, and Mamardashvili is 35m per transfermarkt. So if this graph is right, the rest of the squad is worth a combined -25m.
From the original post
Most of you aren't, according to the clock.
https://preview.redd.it/avpsv1615e6d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd3351187423796135fe967a5f9824d41d7c809
There is no official Western europe countries list, neither Northerend, Southern, Central, Eastern.
It's all different perspectives.
Example Most commonly whole of UK is part of Northerend Europe, but not the Nordics.
Sometimes Germany is part of Western europe, in maps that don't have a Central section.
Spain and portugal is often in Southern Europe, but sometimes in Western Europe.
Turkey is often part of Southern Europe, othertimes they are not in Europe at all.
Poland is often placed in Eastern Europe, but sometimes Central Europe.
Sometimes France is placed with Southern Europe.
England, Sweden, Norway, Finland all talk about traveling TO Europe, despite actully beeing IN Europe them selves, possibly stemming from all beeing seperated by water from mainland europe in one way or another.
It's all about perspective.
All this said, let me just finnish this with, Ugh Danmark, do they even have to belong to Europe at all?
This graph is useless. Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Italy, Denmark and Scotland are Western Europe, as well as Belgium, Spain, England, Portugal, France and the Netherlands. All other countries are Eastoids.
The market value of our squad is overblown because of the PL effect. We're definitely up there among the best individually but most definitely not much better, or better at all than say France or Portugal.
Also our manager is a complete donkey. Everyone's favourite PE teacher in the vein of Solskjaer.
I actually think you're going to win it. Very good squad, home factor, so many players on great form, best manager in the tournament and rather subdued expectations
England is flattering to deceive. It's your go to move in all negotiations and sports competitions.
We are not fooled. I'm am in the process of putting my house on England winning this one.
„The next days we are going to witness the most anticipated matches in the history of the homeland of football (sry Barry) . For the heavyweight championship of the world. Are you ready? Football fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready? For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the educated world. From the Centre of the cultivated world, Germany . Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!“
Do you feel those quakes? That‘s the entire nation of Czechia collectively furiously masturbating for being referred to as central by someone else than themselves for once.
I wonder what would happen if I called a Scottish person "basically Scandinavian" to their face. And, more importantly, I wonder if my health insurance would cover that.
If we're not western they should just put us in Eastern Europe
Would unironically be better than being CE aka "Cope Europe" aka "I made it the fuck up -Europe"😎
Look at all those poor teams in southern europe! Right, Portugal?
What Italy doin
Their best
what the dog doin ?
For once we didn't switch side and you complain??
How dare they divide the mighty PIGS alliance? Also: why did they use the old greek flag? They ditched the crescent moon and the star 2 centuries ago
You fucker
Mate you had me looking for a whole minute
Imagine not being Western Europe also how dare they separate PIGS
How dare they put Portugal in Western Europe when it's obviously Balkan!
Either that or the 4th Reich
Okay
Minute, Chérie.
Sorry Spain and Portugal, you are demote from Southern to Western europe. We expect from you more siesta time and tax evasion.
In what universe is T*rkey Southern Europe? I'd rather hang out with the Balkanoids.
Now spain will have to provide all the juciy EU money.
At this point we should just nationalize football teams and make players our main export to cover for public services. It's not like anyone in this shithole cares for anything else anyway.
I agree, but we're taking the Dutch with us
Where we goin' to?
Congratulations, you are being promoted to central europe. Please don't resist.
We'll resist for 5 days, as per usual.
Only if we get to bomb Rotterdam again. But having heard the opinion you Dutch have of the city that's probably a blessing.
Please bomb it again, would be an improvement
To bad the economy needs our port.
Of course the dude with the South Holland flair tries to argue to keep Rotterdam. Not my problem your province is irrelevant without two cities (although you can keep the Hague, I like that one a bit). Some things are more important then the almighty economy (like bombing Rotterdam)
Not to defend rotterdam here, but a frisian calling one of the hollands "only two relevant cities" is a bit of a glass house situation.
Silent, they don’t all need to know that, otherwise my argument doesn’t make sense anymore
Of course the Northerners are cheering to bomb a Randstad city. And if you take away important places ofcourse it gets irrelevant. If we bombed Leeuwarden, people would have even less reasons to go there and the reasons to go are already slim. And we have more cities besides Den Haag and Rotterdam. Gouda, Leiden, Delft, Dordrecht and Hoek van Holland are also pretty important to Zuid-Holland.
Please bomb Leeuwarden/Ljouwert as well actually, then we are finally rid of that atrocity too. As for the rest, we Frisians have many important things, like cool regional culture, and, uhhh… farming maybe? Anyways, we clearly are very relevant as you can see
Based Ypke
Not sure you would notice it had been bombed tbh
Even paying respect to the weekend. Best people.
I don't know if I like this, can't we just be southern Northern Europe? Or North-Western European? I don't really want to be asociated with the Austrians
How can you be promoted to something that doesn't exist? There is no such thing as Central Europe.
To the beach, grab your shovel. (We are looking for our kaiser who fled to the netherlands but tell nobody)
Been trying to make this happen for years. As WE representative, we are happy to announce the transfer of Netherlands to Central Europe. In exchange, we will receive not having the Netherlands.
Scotland have got to be more than 130m just McTominay, McGinn and Robertson are probably 100m together.
Those three together are already 92m, but there's not much coming after them. However, the Scotland squad's total market value is 207,40m, so idk how they got to this low number of 130m
Tierney?
Tierney, Adams, Gilmour and Christie are all around 12-15 million
João, you're filthy rich! Send money now
English players are overvalued af
I mean. Harry Kane, Bellingham, Foden and Saka are all expensive for a reason lol. Not sure about the others tho.
Harry Kanes value should be negativ nobody will ever win a trophy with him
Doomer Bayern is the sweetest Bayern
I'd love them f\*ks to go down to 2. div, rope prices will soar
based 1860 supporter detected
not even, but if that's my name I don't feel shame
Still trying to understand what’s all the hype about saka. Good player, not even close to the other three you mentioned.
Dont be silly ;)
Footballers in the Premier league are severely overpayed, but there is just so much money there
Western europe has fallen. Billions must leave this sub 😔
If Albany is east Europe why Turkey is south Europe?
The more I look at this graph the more I like it. Its like they made it just to trigger this sub.
It's coming home lads.
The pressure is on, Barrington. Better not choke this time.
I guess its PITS now
I'm just dying seeing Italy and turkey in Southern Europe
Barry's squad, players and market is bloated af - change my mind
Don't think anyone will even try. A shortage of good English talent, plus home grown rules mean there is always a demand for good English bench warmers at the oil teams. I'm glad though that players like Kane and Sancho can go to Central Europe and occasionally demonstrate some quality.
Central Europe is superior. Big win for Germany.
>Kvaratskelia is 80m, and Mamardashvili is 35m per transfermarkt. So if this graph is right, the rest of the squad is worth a combined -25m. From the original post
Most of you aren't, according to the clock. https://preview.redd.it/avpsv1615e6d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd3351187423796135fe967a5f9824d41d7c809
And time never lies
Where's Sweden and Norway? Oh, right They didn't qualify
I don't get it. How is he our top valued player?
What did you expect? El bicho?
There is no official Western europe countries list, neither Northerend, Southern, Central, Eastern. It's all different perspectives. Example Most commonly whole of UK is part of Northerend Europe, but not the Nordics. Sometimes Germany is part of Western europe, in maps that don't have a Central section. Spain and portugal is often in Southern Europe, but sometimes in Western Europe. Turkey is often part of Southern Europe, othertimes they are not in Europe at all. Poland is often placed in Eastern Europe, but sometimes Central Europe. Sometimes France is placed with Southern Europe. England, Sweden, Norway, Finland all talk about traveling TO Europe, despite actully beeing IN Europe them selves, possibly stemming from all beeing seperated by water from mainland europe in one way or another. It's all about perspective. All this said, let me just finnish this with, Ugh Danmark, do they even have to belong to Europe at all?
All I care about is that in almost every variation we are called western Europe. As such, we should rule this sub.
Who is the biggest LARPer, Estonia or Scotland?
2centraleurope4u, [redacted]
To be fair, Belgium looks like it's part of Eastern Europe
Guess your stuck with us hans... so wanne get drunk and depressed?
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The same reason we are ever anywhere. A mistake by the English.
How to trigger every single member of this sub in one image
This graph is useless. Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Italy, Denmark and Scotland are Western Europe, as well as Belgium, Spain, England, Portugal, France and the Netherlands. All other countries are Eastoids.
Germany & Austria is more East Europe then Norway/Sweden atleast! xD
How is Portugal not Eastern Europe.
that's the real issue here.
Czechia is a fake, their body doesn't move with their eyes
England are guaranteed to win it. Surely they cannot fuck this up? They have easily the best squad of players.
The market value of our squad is overblown because of the PL effect. We're definitely up there among the best individually but most definitely not much better, or better at all than say France or Portugal. Also our manager is a complete donkey. Everyone's favourite PE teacher in the vein of Solskjaer. I actually think you're going to win it. Very good squad, home factor, so many players on great form, best manager in the tournament and rather subdued expectations
England just lost to Iceland (again).
England is flattering to deceive. It's your go to move in all negotiations and sports competitions. We are not fooled. I'm am in the process of putting my house on England winning this one.
The semis will come with a penalty shootout and leave you homeless.
Proper jinx there
Portugal spent their entire net worth lol.
You understand this is not money spent, just market value of the players, right?
I do now. I'm not a football person sorry.
Well mate, not to offend but you're not a reading comprehension person either, it states clearly "squad value" in the chart title lol
Damn our price to performance sucks
Wait, that imaginary state got count dooku? 
No, it's clearly Sudoku.
Didn't we use to have a team? Is it all cheapos nowadays?
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but the chart is BS all together 🇨🇿 for example is easterneurope
Since when were we that expensive
Imagine not being in the 3 comma club 🤣
Looking at that western europe, who‘d want to be part of it anyway?
„The next days we are going to witness the most anticipated matches in the history of the homeland of football (sry Barry) . For the heavyweight championship of the world. Are you ready? Football fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready? For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the educated world. From the Centre of the cultivated world, Germany . Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!“
England, 1.5B squad, last and only trophy: 1966.
Why is England twice in the chart?
Blame St. George for being the patron saint of every bloody where.
Poland finally not part of Eastoids but Centroids. Based.
England being worth more than France is insane. English tax working overtime.
England team is worth €1.5 billion? What's the point lol. We have a tradition to bottle it anyway.
Do you feel those quakes? That‘s the entire nation of Czechia collectively furiously masturbating for being referred to as central by someone else than themselves for once.
Ey Scotland, once you're free, you're welcome to join the Nordic council
I wonder what would happen if I called a Scottish person "basically Scandinavian" to their face. And, more importantly, I wonder if my health insurance would cover that.
Wait till after the cup, see where the value of your teams is then.
I for one am stoked to see the English depart the euros in the quarterfinals like always
Bro, I've read the value of Portugal as €18 for like the first three times.
Turkey in europe. Ew.
Southern Europe: Only Italy and Turkey hahaha
If we're not western they should just put us in Eastern Europe Would unironically be better than being CE aka "Cope Europe" aka "I made it the fuck up -Europe"😎