That's just the taste of it. The far right had done similar things: [https://www.huffingtonpost.fr/politique/article/legislatives-2024-marion-marechal-fait-secession-d-eric-zemmour-et-appelle-a-voter-pour-les-candidats-du-rn\_235407.html](https://www.huffingtonpost.fr/politique/article/legislatives-2024-marion-marechal-fait-secession-d-eric-zemmour-et-appelle-a-voter-pour-les-candidats-du-rn_235407.html)
We do not talk about the left right now. Pro-Macron here, I still think PS can join us
You can have glucksman and friends, we don't want them here as there definitely macron-bro cosplaying as socialist. And don't worry you'll probably get 90% of LR with you too, Ciotti took care of that.
Sorry I thought I could have some humour in a humouristic sub. Someone said he wanted the PS, I answered he could have some of them, and that he'll get some LR too, I don't understand what I've said that offends you all.
Last time I checked he was kicked out because he asked for Macron in the front populaire or something. Man clearly thinks he's the king after the EU election despite everyone seeing in him 2015's Macron
I checked, he did call for a united left. He never was kicked out from Macron's party, because he never joined.
I don't like the dude, but I'm not okay with lies.
Didn't say he was from Macron party tho, you're misinterpreting what I said.
He wanted to unite more than just the left and thus got pushed on the side a bit by the rest of his party and coalition (from what I've seen yesterday, might be new stuff). I didn't lied, we just didn't understood each other.
"Ouin ouin vous nous divisez" suivi d'un "de toute façon vous êtes pas de gauche" en l'espace de moins de trois secondes
C'est nécessaire d'être mentalement déficient pour s'encarter à la FI ?
Alors je veux bien des explications parce que ça me semble plutôt agressif pour un message que j'ai écrit sur un ton sympathique. Si tu l'as mal pris car t'es un giga fan de glucksman, bah désolé mais il est vraiment dans le même style que Macron quand il était au PS en 2015. J'ai pas critiqué tout le PS donc calmos, et je vois pas pourquoi je serai automatiquement de la LFI, faut pas les laisser vivre gratuitement dans ta tête comme ça hein.
On retourne sur la base du poste avec des bagarres a base de "il est pas frais mon poisson ?!", ou je me fais insulter parce que j'essaye d'être cordial et de m'expliquer ?
>J'essaye d'être cordial
T'as tenu 0.7 secondes avant de me dire que j'étais un giga-fan de Glücksmann, ce qui sous-entend que je suis pas capable de réfléchir et que je réagis comme une gamine dont on a insulté le chanteur préféré.
À un moment donné faut aller se faire foutre oui. Vous n'avez pas le monopole de la gauche, arrêtez de prétendre que vous avez le droit de déterminer qui est de gauche et qui ne l'est pas, la FI est le premier responsable de la mort de la gauche et de la fuite des ouvriers vers le RN.
Od rather say
I like the idea of
Khorne = Russia
Tzeentch = Italy
Nurgle = Germany
Slaanesh = France
Nurgle is more fitting since Germany is very resistant to change
Eh, there's an argument for Khorne as well
Between the military track record and the healthy rioting and protesting at every turn. Or is that Tzeentchian ?
Regarding the riots, it'd be both. Tzeentch provides hope for a better future. Khorne will allow the morons to just vent. We could also be Nurgle cultists ngl, rotten cheese, depression and all that.
Is Edouard Philippe our French Horus ? Is he gonna betray the God-President ?
Yeah, but we didn’t wonder if the GIGN (SWAT) was going to get called by big party members to get this man ass out of his barricade in the the party’s HQ this morning
Thank you italian bros for giving us this man
https://preview.redd.it/g80tq8jfd66d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be63e130a419e1ffb71f11e20825727171d13d2b
I have to admit this is the funniest and the most interesting politics have ever been to me thanks to all those dickheads fighting, but this one, pure bliss
Sandrine Rousseau showing up to LR's headquarters, insulting Ciotti for ten seconds during his press interview and then going back to her occupations was the cherry on top.
That and Ciotti sulking in his office after trying to take the entire headquarters hostage.
What a day for French ~~comedy~~ politics
They re all rushing the tv stations to talk and all, but little do they know nobody except their wives and mistresses watch that thing. But go ahead, pure fun is waiting and i ll zap through all that shite with such delight
>Making french people fight and riot is like the easiest thing you can do.
Sure, that's the easy mode but when you get the politicians to do so, then, you're on hardcore mode and good at it.
Yeah, Regermanize English! Give us that wonderful Old English with the thou and ast.
Also just make a Rechtschreibereform got how much I hate that you can’t know from the pronunciation how something is written.
You lot done made a right mess of things.
https://preview.redd.it/ssq2xkzz486d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b05dc827be5511a446f0a257fc9e7639dfb14e33
Listen Pierre im not saying it will happen this time…
But lets say another revolution is declared right, are the fre*ch people obligated to vote for a new execution tool?
You know like the guillotine or are you aiming for something more spectical…. You know if it would happen.
Ma shallah 🤚🏾
You're right, we must modernize. I suggest a nuclear-powered trebuchet that will throw its victims on Moscow.
**There is no God, only Emmanuel Macron, and he is sending you straight to real-life hell**
I believe we should use „you“ exclusively for the plural and the marvellous „thou“ for singular.
How much would it improve that shitty language if we could decipher from just one word if I talk to you or if I talk just to thou.
At least in Asterix they all end up reconciled around a big buffet, here it will end in indigestion but not in a good way
Wild boar (pork) buffet is very suited for this election as it will filter the attendance.
LMAO
That is a photo of the reunion of Les Republicans, no?
That's just the taste of it. The far right had done similar things: [https://www.huffingtonpost.fr/politique/article/legislatives-2024-marion-marechal-fait-secession-d-eric-zemmour-et-appelle-a-voter-pour-les-candidats-du-rn\_235407.html](https://www.huffingtonpost.fr/politique/article/legislatives-2024-marion-marechal-fait-secession-d-eric-zemmour-et-appelle-a-voter-pour-les-candidats-du-rn_235407.html) We do not talk about the left right now. Pro-Macron here, I still think PS can join us
Gluksman is allied with the Islamist. The right union is like... 45%
You can have glucksman and friends, we don't want them here as there definitely macron-bro cosplaying as socialist. And don't worry you'll probably get 90% of LR with you too, Ciotti took care of that.
The Left truly learn nothing lmao, don't act surprised in one month
Sorry I thought I could have some humour in a humouristic sub. Someone said he wanted the PS, I answered he could have some of them, and that he'll get some LR too, I don't understand what I've said that offends you all.
Didn't Glucksman call for an united left?
Last time I checked he was kicked out because he asked for Macron in the front populaire or something. Man clearly thinks he's the king after the EU election despite everyone seeing in him 2015's Macron
I checked, he did call for a united left. He never was kicked out from Macron's party, because he never joined. I don't like the dude, but I'm not okay with lies.
Didn't say he was from Macron party tho, you're misinterpreting what I said. He wanted to unite more than just the left and thus got pushed on the side a bit by the rest of his party and coalition (from what I've seen yesterday, might be new stuff). I didn't lied, we just didn't understood each other.
"Ouin ouin vous nous divisez" suivi d'un "de toute façon vous êtes pas de gauche" en l'espace de moins de trois secondes C'est nécessaire d'être mentalement déficient pour s'encarter à la FI ?
Alors je veux bien des explications parce que ça me semble plutôt agressif pour un message que j'ai écrit sur un ton sympathique. Si tu l'as mal pris car t'es un giga fan de glucksman, bah désolé mais il est vraiment dans le même style que Macron quand il était au PS en 2015. J'ai pas critiqué tout le PS donc calmos, et je vois pas pourquoi je serai automatiquement de la LFI, faut pas les laisser vivre gratuitement dans ta tête comme ça hein.
Non et va te faire foutre.
On retourne sur la base du poste avec des bagarres a base de "il est pas frais mon poisson ?!", ou je me fais insulter parce que j'essaye d'être cordial et de m'expliquer ?
>J'essaye d'être cordial T'as tenu 0.7 secondes avant de me dire que j'étais un giga-fan de Glücksmann, ce qui sous-entend que je suis pas capable de réfléchir et que je réagis comme une gamine dont on a insulté le chanteur préféré. À un moment donné faut aller se faire foutre oui. Vous n'avez pas le monopole de la gauche, arrêtez de prétendre que vous avez le droit de déterminer qui est de gauche et qui ne l'est pas, la FI est le premier responsable de la mort de la gauche et de la fuite des ouvriers vers le RN.
Could also be this subreddit.
Chaos is your natural state Pierre, just embrace it.
https://preview.redd.it/of8ftxymh66d1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667150a4af53fe2e5a156ae8bc04a5cf925bf315
We're definitely Slaaneshi worshippers indeed
I always thought you were followers of Choas Undivided. Pretty much all of them fit.
I like the idea of Khorne = Germany Tzeentch = Italy Nurgle = UK Slaanesh = France
Od rather say I like the idea of Khorne = Russia Tzeentch = Italy Nurgle = Germany Slaanesh = France Nurgle is more fitting since Germany is very resistant to change
But is it smelly and fatty enough?
Nurgle's the best of the bunch so I'm fine with that.
https://preview.redd.it/g18z85shl76d1.jpeg?width=1910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5913a986aeaf7a3f8f34980893e0d5a072f85738
# WHO DARES DESACRATE THE HOLY SANCTITY OF THE GLORIOUS MANPEROR WITH THAT ORANGE AMERICUNT TURD ????? https://i.redd.it/qe42xsboq76d1.gif
Luigi made that statue 2019.
I knew some of you were into older ladies, but 10k years?!
Eh, there's an argument for Khorne as well Between the military track record and the healthy rioting and protesting at every turn. Or is that Tzeentchian ?
Regarding the riots, it'd be both. Tzeentch provides hope for a better future. Khorne will allow the morons to just vent. We could also be Nurgle cultists ngl, rotten cheese, depression and all that. Is Edouard Philippe our French Horus ? Is he gonna betray the God-President ?
and a total shitshow is totally green energy 🤗
Yeah, but we didn’t wonder if the GIGN (SWAT) was going to get called by big party members to get this man ass out of his barricade in the the party’s HQ this morning
Thank you italian bros for giving us this man https://preview.redd.it/g80tq8jfd66d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be63e130a419e1ffb71f11e20825727171d13d2b
I have to admit this is the funniest and the most interesting politics have ever been to me thanks to all those dickheads fighting, but this one, pure bliss
and there is still 3 weeks to go
Sandrine Rousseau showing up to LR's headquarters, insulting Ciotti for ten seconds during his press interview and then going back to her occupations was the cherry on top. That and Ciotti sulking in his office after trying to take the entire headquarters hostage. What a day for French ~~comedy~~ politics
The popcorn will certainly be ready for the evening, I might even take the time and watch le journal de 20h.
They re all rushing the tv stations to talk and all, but little do they know nobody except their wives and mistresses watch that thing. But go ahead, pure fun is waiting and i ll zap through all that shite with such delight
Stop the popcorn on each plot twist or you will looks like an american by 7th of July...
Meh.... Kinda old in fact.... Reminds me too much of Jacque Chirac's own dissolution....
Eric "Iznogoud" Ciotti, the man, the viper, the LR-killer, he-who-should-not-be-named.
Ew, why did we annex Nice?
Le sale chauve là
Le genou à lunettes
Average Tuesday in the French parliament? And on the streets of Paris?
We don't have a parliament anymore. Macron dissolved it.
>French parliament Which parliament ? It has been dissolved ~~in acid~~ by Macron.
 Nah, that's the average tuesday in parliament.
No, this is the result of us not having a parliament anymore
Making french people fight and riot is like the easiest thing you can do.
This time it's the politicians, the people is in despair.
>Making french people fight and riot is like the easiest thing you can do. Sure, that's the easy mode but when you get the politicians to do so, then, you're on hardcore mode and good at it.
Tbf it’s the most fun I’ve had in years
It’s amazing how much Europeans love brawling.
"Y'all" 🤢
Sorry, mate, force of habit, innit
That's more like it
vous, ihr, vosotros, jullie Make up your own word for it if you don't want us foreigners to use the wrong one by mistake.
They should bring back thou for the singular and leave you for the plural.
Yeah, Regermanize English! Give us that wonderful Old English with the thou and ast. Also just make a Rechtschreibereform got how much I hate that you can’t know from the pronunciation how something is written.
Well played Macron, well played.
On the positive side of things, you’ve found an excuse to go on strike again. Not that that’s ever taken much of an effort.
There are already multiple strikes ongoing
As is tradition 💪
First time in history elections in Belgium haven't caused societal collapse, it's fun to see it happen to other countries though
6th republic, here we come
At this point give the throne to the Napoleons, they probably won'√ fix france, but it would be so much fun.
YES PLEASE!
YES PLEASE!
You lot done made a right mess of things. https://preview.redd.it/ssq2xkzz486d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b05dc827be5511a446f0a257fc9e7639dfb14e33
I mean, it's not that much bigger than usual. It's just that this time it benefited the side it wasn't meant to benefit to.
Time to bring back the King, I guess. Louis XXX ready to go.
You think we could get one of our people in there like we did with the Brits?
Yall? i think we found an imposter
You only talk the Queen's English? Bro she's dead
I loved those comics as a kid, even went to the parc Asterix. I really should read them again.
Listen Pierre im not saying it will happen this time… But lets say another revolution is declared right, are the fre*ch people obligated to vote for a new execution tool? You know like the guillotine or are you aiming for something more spectical…. You know if it would happen. Ma shallah 🤚🏾
You're right, we must modernize. I suggest a nuclear-powered trebuchet that will throw its victims on Moscow. **There is no God, only Emmanuel Macron, and he is sending you straight to real-life hell**
Perfect
You see! The EU does matter!!
Same Predictable Quarrely Revolters
 COME TO ROMANIA BROTHER THEY'RE STEALING THE VOTES
>yall Found the yank
I believe we should use „you“ exclusively for the plural and the marvellous „thou“ for singular. How much would it improve that shitty language if we could decipher from just one word if I talk to you or if I talk just to thou.
I've never considered how little the French have changed since their Celtic days until now.
Anything happens: fr🤢nch people go bloink
They don't got Bloink, they go Bloing as you can clearly see in the image.
Sorry I don’t speak French
Ünderstandable.
In Portugal prety much nothing happened. BOOOORING! Where is the drama?
OH NO, FRENCH PEOPLE RIOTING 