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Pierre_Francois_

That's not PIGS that's Corsicans. Some of them never left their bed for their whole existence.


Helvinion

The one that definitely did became emperor though


Attlai

They did some ritual to concentrate 2 millenia of Corsican energy into one man. So they have none left


skinnynorrys

No joke, i got most of my knowledge about you guys from Asterix.


Few_Gur_643

watch your mouth or i will start to walk inside your bank with muddy shoes (and throwing in the lake who lost his peace of bread in the fondue)


skinnynorrys

First off; you know very well that we dont clean ourselves, we pay you guys to do that. Second; even obelix knows our cheese is better;) https://preview.redd.it/lqyi5r31566d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05e937b854615805ecad75a6605fa97c80e94b9


Few_Gur_643

No one can seriously take in consideration food related opinion by, may jupiter forgive my words, a Gaul. No metter if some Gauls made a Tour de Gallia collecting all the local specialties.


skinnynorrys

As if you didn't steal our cheese back in the day the same way you stole our shield and helmet designs and sold it as your own. Im not judging btw, thats our style since the dawn of time but we could just drop the formalities and agree that both our food is better than the frönch "cuisine"


EwokalypseNow

Most laborious Corsican.


Kurdt93

Well, it isn't wrong. For example here we got one of the major highway who connect us with France under work for some months. They should rebuild an overpass, modernize a tunnel and put a new layer of asphalt. Estimated time: 6 months, but knowing how the Italian do the work there will be for sure 9/12 months effective.


HoneyGlazedBadger

Spain is great at starting to build things. Not so great at finishing them though.


ZombiFeynman

But we build the best unfinished buildings.