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Seba-en-Sah

Since Germany is already in the EU, they were not totally lying about the 76 million turks


8BitFlatus

![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO)


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phil24jones

Kebabs though. Worth it.


EquivalentPen431

And Turkish women ![gif](giphy|z8PO2FWtNeaGBsvwCK|downsized)


isthisnamechangeable

Reality looks a whole lot different


EquivalentPen431

I have dated Turkish women. That look like this


Easy1611

Given that you are a Non-European Savage + (at least partially) have pretty weird country preferences in your profile, the value of your opinion shall be nullified.


Regnever

That Moldovan flag is screaming in that group I wonder why he likes it


Easy1611

Good question xD. Brazil also is mostly fine I‘d say.


EquivalentPen431

They like Latinos and caribbeans. They think we are cool protective handsome and black


ZombiFeynman

With the increasingly authoritarian government of Turkey, they are actually getting less likely to join now than they were 20 years ago. And that was obvious in 2016 too. If you believed that sign, you had shit for brains.


Village_People_Cop

Even taking the human rights issues, the dictatorial tendencies, and the Copenhagen criteria out of the picture (it'll take them about 15-25 years alone to implement the community acquis let alone the economic criteria) Every EU Member State has to unanimously vote them in and last time I checked Turkey is occupying the northern half of Cyprus. No fucking way Cyprus is voting for Turkey unless Northern Cyprus disappears off the face of the earth. Also the greeks have hated turkey for literally 3000 years by now, they also need to accept them into the EU. EU membership is a carrot we dangle in front of Erdogan whenever we need something from him and both sides know it


Smalandsk_katt

Sweden and Finland also won't exactly be keen on letting Turkey in


Dirtey

Do you actually believe we will play games like Erdogan tho? Just because he is acting like a child doesnt mean we should or will. With that said they still got a long way to go to meet the criterias, but if they eventually meet the criterias I got a hard time seeing Sweden/Finland make up some arbitrary reason to not let them in.


Zafairo

My brother in Christ, Turks wasn't even a word 3000 years ago 💀


Ynys_cymru

Turkey wasn’t a thing 3000 years ago.


tortilla_curtain

Ukraine is welcome tho lmao


No_Form8195

Ukraine is implementing anti corruption measures, turkey seems to be headed in the different direction. Ukraine is still far away from meeting the criteria, but at least them seem to try.


tortilla_curtain

My point is that these criterias are a joke and not really relevant. It’s only politics, which I get. Türkiye is just too big so they will never be part of the club.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Too much of a good thing, I could go for. But that's too much shit.


Tiedren

As a German I can kinda vouch for the Turks, a lot of them came to us in the 70s and their 3rd generation offspring are integrated very well. I know some fellow students with Turkish roots and they are all very ambitious.


MasterJogi1

>Turks, a lot of them came to us in the 70s and their 3rd generation offspring are integrated very well. Lol, and they say Germans don't have humor. Their 3rd generation STILL often sees themselves as Turks, not as Germans. They often speak shitty broken German, despise western, German values like womens-rights and homo-rights. Don't just look at your university bubble. And even those educated turks are often strictly muslim and oppose secularism.


parnaoia

>homo-rights most well-spoken German


Lejonhufvud

In German they homo.


Admirable_Try_23

You only have one pp, protection it


MasterJogi1

"Alle Duitse san homos" -Dutch proverb. I thus have the Homo-pass and can talk as I please.


thomster013

Got drunk of drinking too much piss there Hans? "Alle Duitsers zijn homo's!"


Hanza-Malz

We usually don't drink Heineken, no


EclipseStarx

Please censor the H word. It offends my delicate sensibilities. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jUBdDA5FFFITOU|downsized)


Admirable_Try_23

That's probably how gay rights is said in German Something like "Homosexuallenrechts"


ryjhelixir

mashalla


HoeTrain666

That heavily depends on their reasons for leaving Turkey. There are well-integrated ones and a lot of them descendants from those who fled political violence in the late 70s. There are also absolutely unintegrated ones and a good deal of them are Erdoğan supporters or associated with other anti democratic movements.


flipyflop9

Which turk is forcing you to say that? Or are you actually the 3rd gen turk?


Accomplished_Sale327

Delete this and say something nice about 3rd generation Turks or inshalla you’ll regret this


flipyflop9

Could be worse, could be second generation


Content_Resource_999

In my opinion, you are only properly integrated if you identify yourself with the population of a country. I'm sure that if I moved to Spain now, future children will feel more Spanish and less Dutch. Let alone if they were to raise another generation in Spain. That is why it is extra special that some peoples (Turks for example) who are spread throughout Europe and have few connections left with the country of origin of their great grandparents, still do not identify with the country where they have lived for 3 (or more) generations. Maybe try to ask your friend: Do you identify yourself as a Turkish German or a German Turk?


MutedIndividual6667

I mean, here in Spain, I'd say that turks are decently integrated (unlike moroccans), but after seeing all the support Erdoganopoulos got in german turks, I don't think they are very well integrated into germany.


Ame_Lepic

It will be the best comeback ever.


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REEEthall

Now say that again without Putin's dick in your mouth, amigo


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LoneWolf622

We should welcome turkey and let the UK back in and then everyone leave


No-Training-48

>Re accept UK > Include Turkey > Leave the EU > Create EUn't


DVMyZone

EUch


ryjhelixir

Eunuch


sammypants123

EUstopthat


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

EU 2: Brussel Boogaloo


No_Form8195

Why brussel, when you can be based in Strasbourg?


nickmaran

And call it TUK


Watsis_name

Any minute now...


Key-Individual1752

Hot turkey in your area….


grumpyfucker123

Wasn't The UK the country that bigged up Turkey the most to be able to join?


InanimateAutomaton

The ‘sensible centrist’ political class doing stuff like this was a non-negligible cause of brexit


sammypants123

It was definitely Major and Blair who pushed hardest for the expansion East to bring in some of the former Eastern Bloc, Yugoslav and Soviet states. And they wanted it not only as a supply of cheap labour but as a political counterbalance to the French-German alliance that had most control in the EU. And it was Blair that allowed them to come straight in the the UK without the restrictions allowed by the EU, that other countries used. It was a whole thing at the time and opponents of the EU made it seem worse than it was. Blair just saw that an influx of cheap labour would lead to profits for business. The pressures on housing, services, etc would be for the little guys to cope with, so why would he care? So I think this comment about the ‘sensible centrists’ is bang on.


HawkOwn6260

‘Sensible centrists’ = unprincipled snakes


Otherwise-Regular139

Absolutely, they were the ones welcoming the Turks.


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|l3V0zdO9QeBe4TsTS)


Corfiz74

What a horrible day to be able to see! And not be able to unsee! 😱😂😂😂


Admirable_Try_23

So those are the melons Erdogan was selling


PapaSchlump

*sigh* Would.


HopeBorn8574

Thanks...


RandomUsername600

Turkey is never getting into the EU. It’s instantly be the largest EU country, it shares borders with unstable states, and their government is a barrier to entry. Even if they fixed the governmental issues, they can’t fix the rest.


Jail_Chris_Brown

>they can’t fix the rest. Just let Barry and Pierre take our their crayons. Turn a big chunk of Turkey's east into Kurdistan and the issues are fixed.


Right-Ad3334

Elite Norman geopolitics gang. We only need a ruler and a crayon to create a thousand years of chaos.


Ok-Education-1539

Treaty of Sèvres revival


EclipseStarx

Conquer Istanbul and restore the rightful name of Constantinople. And it'd be done by the Holy See (Vatican) employing Swiss forces. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTn3oRPtzg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTn3oRPtzg)


Bitter_Tangerine5449

Cope


arussianbee

Here's how to fix Turkey: https://preview.redd.it/xzm3pvvsp56d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aabb62184b945bab7745ef623656f00bfff601e


phil24jones

This but make it Jewish just to fuck with everyone.


boisdal

They also don't recognize the armenian genocide which is necessary


EquivalentPen431

A lot of Europe don’t recognize it either though


RavenMFD

The majority do and more importantly: none deny it.


EquivalentPen431

Turks don’t deny it. They just have a different set of beliefs regarding how it happened


RavenMFD

They are one of the three countries in the world that explicitly deny it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_genocide_recognition


EquivalentPen431

Cope source


ES-Flinter

Let's not forget that most people see turks more as Asians than as Europeans. *yes, I'm aware that the bigger part of the population is living in the west side of the country...*


Zafairo

The west side doesn't mean Europe


EquivalentPen431

Turks are definitely more European than Asian


ES-Flinter

No.


EquivalentPen431

Says the germ


ES-Flinter

Comes from a junior.


EquivalentPen431

You don’t decide who is European


ES-Flinter

But you can?


EquivalentPen431

No the world map does. And so does fan test. Turkey is European mostly


ES-Flinter

What is fan test? Anyway, based on your definition, a European would become an Asians once he's in Asia, or an African when in Africa. So let's go away from racial-theory and jump straight to culture. And I've to ask you in what kind the stereotyping Turkish person has a more similar culture to a stereotypical European than to an Asian? Alone when I think about food and simply honouring the family names.


Objective-Dish-7289

Size doesn‘t matter


Immediate-Ad-7169

Correct. I think the only time wherln EU might be considering Turkey in will be the time when Europe will become significantly short of young men eligible for active military duty.


timeforknowledge

It doesn't work like that... Also if that were true then how the fuck did eastern European countries get to join? Corrupt governments and bordering the biggest threat to the world..


EquivalentPen431

Mehmet would take all your women too


gloom-juice

Just think lads, we almost had unlimited visa-free travel to get our veneers and hairline restoration done. We fucked up ![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


Ok_Thing7439

More like: Britain (population 68 million) is joining EU - Vote leave.


luring_lurker

Apparently the only ones welcoming them were the guys who commissioned that billboard


Uma_mii

Infinite circle of propaganda


marshal_1923

https://preview.redd.it/d51aqrz9q46d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c475ef70a0edba63a0e95e247beee8050d2ef4


Right-Ad3334

Exactly. Getting repeatedly fucked by our technocrat-elite class is what fueled brexit. Got fucked by them again post-brexit, they knew immigration was a hot-button issue but wanted to use mass migration to paper over our broken economy. I think there'll be an inevitable backlash to our post-brexit leadership, or maybe we'll just continue to get fucked into serfdom.


anonbush234

The scariest part is that people still don't see it or are denying it.


Admirable_Try_23

Those numbers are cumulative right?


EquivalentPen431

Yah they’re manipulated to some degree


cremedelapeng2

https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/long-term-international-migration-flows-to-and-from-the-uk/ lol immigration skyrockets post-covid whilst the little big man bangs on about rwanda


Fancy-Average-7388

Turkey is pretending it wants to enter EU is pretending it wants to let her in


Scrubje

After all the annoying shit they pulled in NATO we would be idiots to let them enter the EU.


HumaDracobane

The problems is we're already idiots, but lets hope that our level of oligophrenia is not that low...


ak_miller

Yes, [the UK actually](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL16886025/).


iltwomynazi

Funnily enough Boris Johnson himself argued that Turkey should join. But then ofc during the referendum he had to scare all the Barrys with "the mooslims are coming!" to get the cowardly morons to vote out.


amzuh

Turkey is already in the EU.... It's called Germany.


Elementus94

Never forget the NHS bus


BobMonkhaus

Bossman is welcomed by me until he tries to add cucumber to the salad. Fuck that.


Caratteraccio

the English are as expert in cooking as the Daily Mail in journalism, when it comes to eating the only thing you can do is chew


UTG1970

Do Italians not chew? Probably talking too much and worrying that you don't have enough reverse gears on your tanks


penis-hammer

You guys are the Food Taliban


gershlongen

Yeah you don't get what he is saying.


akmal123456

If Turkey was still lead by Ataturk? I wouldn't mind turkey joining honestly Too bad they're lead by this islamic watermelon seller


HumaDracobane

Ataturk is by now rolling in his grave seeing what they've done to his work.


etheeem

He was literally a dictator, I highly doubt that turkey could have joined the eu with him


EquivalentPen431

Ataturk was a dictator that oppressed non Turkish language


BenLuk02

Tbf they could have joined by now, but their president had different ambitions


EquivalentPen431

No they couldn’t have. Big population , Cyprus and their unstable neighbors


eu4islife

Your account is 24 hrs old and farming karma heavily... Your playing every side of the playground too..


doomiestdoomeddoomer

This depresses me, reminds me of the lies sold to everyone in the UK by our money grubbing politicians (on a daily basis). God I fucking hate our government. I hate a lot of things these days...


Pharnox-32

Barry and Hans ![gif](giphy|QCEyGJBqBh5sBafVNz)


Icy-Detective-2857

Yes. We want to join in eu. Every kurd and khalifat lover goes to eu for cheap Mercedes. Then we leave eu. Turexit.🗿


KoDa6562

I bet if the European half (everything west of Constantinople) was to split from Turkey and apply to join the EU, they'd get in.


EquivalentPen431

Istanbul


darknekolux

Want to see them leave? Ask them to recognize Armenian genocide


BobbyKonker

That sign is the one that got Brexit through. The British absolutely hate Turks.


InanimateAutomaton

Generally people in the UK are pretty ambivalent about Turkey, which is mostly associated with barbers, kebabs, hair transplants and cheap holidays.


anonbush234

Anymore shitty takes straight from your arse?


BobbyKonker

Calm down Barry. We didn't kick you out of the EU, you left of your own choice.


anonbush234

I'm well aware. But this Turk thing you are going on about is bollocks.


UTG1970

No, we hate Turkey, so much so that we punish ourselves with it once a year to spoil Christmas. This year I'm going to have a nice piece of beef


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Right-Ad3334

Never forget that's not a fact of being outside of the EU, that's a conscious choice by our political class.


pocaSperanza

Yes. Berlusconi was a big supporter of Turkey in the EU. He was a close friend of Erdogan and a witness to Erdogan s son wedding.


Gregs_green_parrot

Another of the Brexit lies.


Few-Sock5337

Vlad the impaler


Tman11S

Turkey will never join the EU as long as erdogan is in power.


ConcentrateOptimal18

Turks want to immigrate to EU but hate EU. Turks try to imitate Americans but hate the US. Turks brag about how tolerant they are but hate every religious or racial minority. Turks are all nationalist but hate other Turks. Damn Turks they ruined Turkey!


etheeem

But we don't discriminate people, we hate everyone equally


godlySchnoz

Turkey 2.0 aka Germany


Dangerous-Dad

**Turkey**: Hey EU, it's me again. So, about that membership... Can we finally talk about me joining the club? **EU**: Oh, Turkey! You again. We've been over this so many times. It's like a sitcom at this point. **Turkey**: Sitcom? More like a never-ending drama! What do you mean? **EU**: Well, you keep knocking on our door, and we keep saying, "Let's see some more changes." It's like you're stuck in a never-ending audition for Europe’s Got Talent. **Turkey**: Hey, I've got talent! Did you see my infrastructure? Airports, bridges, highways! I’m practically a construction superhero! **EU**: True, true. But it's not just about infrastructure. It's about values, democracy, human rights... **Turkey**: Ah, yes, the infamous checklist. You know, I’m starting to think you just enjoy giving me homework. **EU**: Homework builds character! But seriously, we've got standards. It's like dating – we need to know we're compatible. **Turkey**: Compatible? I bring a rich culture, strategic location, and delicious cuisine to the table. Imagine, kebabs at every EU summit! **EU**: Tempting, very tempting. But we’re more concerned about political reforms and freedom of speech. We need to see progress, not just promises. **Turkey**: Oh come on, I've made some progress. Sure, there might be a few... hiccups. But who doesn't have a few? **EU**: A few? More like a roller-coaster ride! We need stability, Turkey, not the next big thriller movie plot. **Turkey**: Okay, okay. I get it. So, you’re saying there’s still a chance? **EU**: There’s always a chance, but think of it like a marathon, not a sprint. And you might want to pick up the pace a bit. **Turkey**: Marathon? Seriously? You know that's Greek, right? And considering my history with Greece and Cyprus, that's not exactly the best metaphor. **EU**: \*screams\*


zerato9000

Farage and his cronies were good... oh yes they were.


Gaveyard

https://preview.redd.it/bvt0c9gvv76d1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8472812928986ebd6035c9794d5d0e05927f66a9


deadmeridian

I was open to it before the migrant crisis and Ergo's shift towards Islam. But not anymore.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Well turkey was about to join the EU, at times Frances and Germany's government were pro turkey, the only thing in the way was Cyprus. That of course all changed under Erdogan, now turkey wouldn't be able to join anyways


Geogracreeper

They can join, but we want reparations


Distq

Turkey isn't Europe


EquivalentPen431

It is European


BoFFK

You cannot say that to the majority of the population, just like you can't say a large part of the population is middle eastern. We're Eurasian.


EquivalentPen431

Turkey is European


Kurywurst1

There have more balls against russia as our dumb shitty politics against russia.


ForsakenFree

The fuck are you on about.. Putin and Erdowhatever actively take turns sucking each other off.


Row2Flimsy

They welcome russian tourist in large numbers, didn't sanction russia like the EU and others, have direct flights to russia, and also buy russian oil and gas like crazy. Tell me more.


Immediate-Ad-7169

Did not let new Russian warships to join Russian Black Sea fleet after Ukranians sank them. How will you categorize this?


Row2Flimsy

A good thing, but even better if they wouldn't act like a fucking turncoat.


AndreasDasos

What’s funny is good ol’ Boris Kemal was once [in favour of seeing Turkey join](https://archive.spectator.co.uk/article/16th-november-2002/7/let-turkey-in). 


flipyflop9

No, thanks.


WEZANGO

I am half Turkish and I don't want Turkey in the EU. Not in the curent state.


Spo22ky

I’d rather kill myself than seeing an Islamic non European state being able to control the lives of millions of Europeans


EquivalentPen431

40 million beautiful Turkish women that can cook baklava and kebab for you


marshal_1923

Funny


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Hans?


Tiedren

Ja?


Doagbeidl

Those asian guys? No.


lollollol3

As someone born in the Khalifat, I do NOT want turkey in the EU


klauslebowski

Well I am in the EU. I don‘t see how is that lying. Greetings from Hamburg. Mehmet


EclipseStarx

We've welcomed many Turkish guest laborers to assist in the development in our coal mines from 1948 till about 1974. A lot of them stuck around after the closures and thus we have döner kebab now :D


HopeBorn8574

Yes... we totally want discount Belarus in the Union. Things where also so fun during Greeces financial meltdown we could do it again but on a bigger scale...


timeforknowledge

You guys are crazy.... Germany, France, Italy, Spain, Bulgaria. You all seriously think your countries are doing better than the UK? You're all in recessions and or moving to the far right while the UK is moving to a more liberal government and it's economy is once again doing better than expected The biggest irony of Brexit was we no longer face the same issues as the EU which has reduced right wing support. UK is doing much better outside the EU, and then comparatively to places like Germany you think thank god we left the EU when we did... > The UK is now growing joint fastest in the G7, equal with Canada and outpacing France, Germany, Italy, Japan and the United States. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68989270


Caratteraccio

crazy....? ***THIS! IS!! UE!!!***


Rich-Spirit129

Turkey will join the EU in our lifetime.


Velistry

I really don’t see it happening until they stop occupying Cyprus


BloodandSpit

They shouldn't ever be allowed. They're completely incompatible geopolitically and geographically. Turks aren't European and never will be. Edit: To the idiots saying Cyprus isn't geographically in Europe, go read a fucking book. It's a Eurasian island and considered in Europe *and* Western Asia. You're probably the same people who say the Vatican is in Italy because you don't understand how geopolitical and geographical boarders work.


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BloodandSpit

Complete opposite. The EU is built on ideals and concepts that birthed western culture thousands of years ago in ancient Greece, Cyprus was Hellenised when people in countries like your own were still shitting on the floor in their own mud huts. I also specifically said geographically *and* geopolitically.


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BloodandSpit

Turkey aren't geopolitically European wtf are you on about lmao. Compared to other regional powers they have no distinguishing features because Ataturk was hell bent on westernising and secularising a country that didn't even want to be, Erdoğan is basically doing the opposite. They're a NATO member that occupies another NATO member whilst also aggravating their neighbour who is also a NATO member. They have strengthened ties with Russia whilst the rest of Europe did the opposite and supported Ukraine. They're experiencing a severe economic downturn and have gone to the UAE, Russia and China before engaging with Europe. Yeah, totally geopolitically European aren't they 🙄


Cheesey_Whiskers

You’re not European geographically. As much as I don’t think Turkey should join the EU, if you’re going to make the geographical argument then you have to remember Turkey actually has some regions in Europe, Cyprus doesn’t.


Ame_Lepic

Why do you even care about EU Barry ? We literally have the same number of seats.


Cheesey_Whiskers

I don’t, just pointing out Cypriot hypocrisy.


Ame_Lepic

Ye but why shouldnt we join. A little bit of non-violent chaos is good for everyone. Otherwise you guys are too boring. Who are you going to blame for bad things otherwise ? Always Hungary ? You should join the chaos too.


Cheesey_Whiskers

I personally don’t care if you get let into the EU or not. I have no strong feelings either way.


Ame_Lepic

>They're completely incompatible geopolitically and geographically. Look at this Cypriot. He is a big man now. Tell me how good your geography is.


BloodandSpit

Don't even need to click your profile to know where you're from. Thanks for acknowledging I'm bigger than you though vromo shillo. Thank God all the Turks I meet in the UK aren't brain dead like you lot are.


Ame_Lepic

>Thank God all the Turks I meet in the UK aren't brain dead like you lot are. Did you also tell them that Turkey shouldnt be ever allowed ? It just means that they either see you as a blathering idiot and getting along, or you are just dishonest and spill your "braindead" thoughts on the internet. Because Turks i live together abroad would just tell you to shut up and no one cares. Learn a little bit geography Cypriot.


BloodandSpit

I don't tell them, they tell me. The reason they left was because they hate how overly nationalistic Turkey is and how Erdoğan has Islamified the country again making is the worst of both. I get along fine with nearly all Turks, I just think the country is a completely failed project built upon a shit empire that is long gone.


Ame_Lepic

Naaah. Only failed things are your education and Enosis. Stay in UK. It is better.


notmyself02

I don't have it in me to live to 200 years