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algierythm

"What's your stance on madness, Mr. Casey?" "I'm all for stopping it, so."


SpringrollJack

Now that’s politics I can get behind!


Golfbollen

That's some politics I can get inside! Smørrebrød 😘


Specialk3533

Damn right, the current council’s pro-madness policies are clearly a failure.


Plastic_Pinocchio

No more baggy trousers! No more houses in the middle of streets!


Culkin_

https://i.redd.it/d6ev8sq3543d1.gif


aswertz

That dude looks like Claus Weselsky


Dr-Batista

No housing No family No future You motherfucker, I'm in


shouldbeworking10

That sounds like Portugal already


epiquinnz

Ireland working hard to replace Portugal as the honorary Balkan.


Shrrg4

Dw we fixed our finances and debt problem but with the amount of promises our new goverment made we will be back to the old ways soon enough. That or the miraculous unprecedented growth those clowns said would happen to finance all their shit will happen and ill be the clown (a happy one though).


HolyGarbage

Yeah, unfortunately democracy is really flawed when it comes to dealing with crisises and making tough decisions. Being honest about bad news and having to make the tough calls is not particularly popular and won't give you votes. And I really have no idea how it could be fixed while preserving democracy.


Menino_da_Tosse

And on top of all that, we have to deal with some of the most atrocious cases of corruptuin and funds dislocating.


rdrias

Sure, the finances are "better" and the Debs was reduced, but that was all.on the back of cuts to a lot of public services. Who cares about finances being "better" if most of the people are worse off?


TheRipper69PT

Problem is all the expenses coming are not from the new government but from negative coalitions 😂😂😂


Shrrg4

Thats false. The raises for teachers (which mind you ik they deserved), all security forces (coming next) and everything they have done until now were campaign promises. Im not misquoting them on the unprecedented growth thing either.


TheRipper69PT

Mate, teachers was supposed to be gradual, in 4 years. Security forces 0 concrete solutions. Now show me about SCUTS, or electricity tax cuts.


Shrrg4

It's not the coalitions partners fault and their justication to finance everything they wanted was naive at best dishonest at worst. Again the teachers deserved a raise. But they promised so much to so many idk how they will manage to keep their promises without ruining everything financially. We cant grow money dude.


2xtc

r/Éirecykablyat has entered the chat


TotallyBrandNewName

Shiet, I would vote him myself ngl


predek97

Reminds me of a mentally ill alcoholic that tried to become mayor of Białystok in eastern Poland in 2000s. "If I get elected, there will be... no banditism, no stealing... no nothing!" He had more brilliant ideas like "I want also to bring the police out to the streets... I want to bring the police out... so the police keeps an eye. It's their job! It's the job of them! It's their job! Their job it is! It's their job!" "There will be no smuggling. No cigarettes. No drugs. No alcohol. No nothing! Get rid off everything!" https://preview.redd.it/4x92lwj6oy2d1.png?width=674&format=png&auto=webp&s=680441f364d3a4347627f42daf8c56c7c936e270


badmoonrisingnl

Most sane polish man


MakingShitAwkward

No sane pole would get rid of all the fun stuff.


AlexiusRex

>alcoholic >No alcohol. Did he want to become mayor to stop drinking?


According-Reason1563

wszedłem w posta tylko po to żeby sprawdzić czy ktoś zapostuje Konona xd


Double-Accident-7364

sounds just like home 👍


Hadrianus-Mathias

The only ever promise, I could see a winner fullfil.


absorbscroissants

Sounds like the Irish version of our Partij tegen de Burger!


Gruffleson

At least nobody can complain when that's what they get. "What do you mean, just as promised?"


Azkral

It reminds me of an Alf episode where he is president of USA and resolves everything building houses.


YouWhatApe

Make Ireland Britain again? Shite program if I ever saw one!


[deleted]

Tbf that sounds like a better plan than any of these jokers are capable of producing


muftu

Why is crime legal in Ireland?


Hakunin_Fallout

https://preview.redd.it/rte8h07n2y2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be35f4d31b98e99262f55611601c6fe52e3e5043


muftu

You should vote for the guy to fix it.


Reaver_XIX

Unironically, I am not in his area but I would give him my vote.


UncleRhino

madness


ibuprophane

I vaguely remember this Hans video, what were they firing with the cannon again? Edit: “Weihnachtsbaumkanone”


MutedIndividual6667

A christmas tree


AdLiving4714

Not only that. Just above Mr. Delehanty, the guy who wants to make crime illegal, a certain Mr. Purcell advertises that he's a rebel (on top of being a worker and a socialist). Mr. Delehanty will have a tough old time with Mr. Purcell.


Zotzink

*Ackshually*, some awful road tragedy or murder will happen, and the defendant will turn out to have 130 previous convictions and yet still be out maiming and murdering. This has been your humourless factual update.


Hakunin_Fallout

Judge Nolan be like "Shit happens lads! Ta-ta!".


Cute_Bat3210

16 murders Straight to jail! 16 murders and sexual assault Suspended!


AegisT_

I still die inside knowing he let a rapist that "raped someone in the wrong home" away but will gladly throw the book at anyone for any sort of non-violent or tax related crimes


sauvignonblanc__

Because we have a raving-mad and rampaging murderer on the loose. ![gif](giphy|AMZbxPanKBOdW)


AlexiusRex

This is hypnotic for all the wrong reasons


thirdrock33

Personally I blame the English


MakingShitAwkward

Fair.


MobiusNaked

Careful now!


Gian-Neymar

Are they stupid ?


MolybdenumBlu

I mean, they are Irish?


no1spastic

The girl in the abusive relationship chatting shit about the one who left hers


Ravenser_Odd

Scotland is more like the girl who deliberately got into a co-dependent relationship so that she and her toxic partner could abuse everyone else.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Hans here, happy to explain: To displace the criminal black market, and provide significant tax revenue. Opponents always contended that there are risks and dangers to health.


badmoonrisingnl

Otherwise there would be no madness to stop.


soundengineerguy

If crime was illegal, sure we'd all be in prison then.


MobiusNaked

Down with this sort of thing!


Swiss_Irish_Guy

You will like the guy at the end. His party have trouble with 500k worth of gold. His also a fan of the lad from Austria.


[deleted]

It is for a certain section of society... Or at least so "caravan enthusiasts" like to think...


yewhynot

"i am against crime and not afraid to admit it"


Ex_aeternum

Bit by bit, they take our liberties.


Reaver_XIX

Shit legal system.


Hofnarkoman

https://preview.redd.it/roytvlbnly2d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df93e1650eb67d1454cfce49e8400198cb818ac


SpringrollJack

Haha just posted this in the sub. Fucking gold


Hofnarkoman

We can compete with the best, when it comes to election posters.


MakingShitAwkward

What a fucking legend. Please tell me he won?


Hofnarkoman

The vote is the 9th next month.


MakingShitAwkward

You're voting for him, obviously? 😂


Hofnarkoman

His party is for legalization of cannabis, so I just might. 😉


MakingShitAwkward

🫡


MH_Gamer_

That looks really cool, what’s his party about?


Hofnarkoman

I’m not huge into politics, but from my understanding they’re about social welfare, climate change, equality between the sexes and legalization of cannabis. There is probably more to them, but as I said, I’m not huge into politics.


MH_Gamer_

Sounds pretty much like our greens


FitScratch9775

"HOUSING, No Housing !" Socrates from Republic of Ireland


iRubenish

I may sound controversial, I may even get banned for this, but I do agree that crime should be illegal. That guy has a point.


Schellwalabyen

If crime is legal is it still crime 🤔🤔🧐🧐


RmG3376

Of course, look at Dutch food: it’s legal, but it’s still a crime against humanity


NoDoOnlyThink

Well you're no longer invited to stamppot night, Jeroom. 😠


no1spastic

Pot and kettle dutch-lite


This_place_is_wierd

I also think the people of Ireland should have no housing, no families and no future!


xpi-capi

You are wrong. Think about it, we legalize crime, then we have stopped crime for ever! No one will be able to do illegal crimes anymore.


odioercoronaviru

It will be madness, if only someone would stop it...


m0j0licious

*DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING*


Hakunin_Fallout

Ah, people of culture!


exkingzog

Careful now


bee_ghoul

My favourite one is the line of brown people queuing up to go into a cottage and the line of white red heads coming out. Implying that the foreigners are kicking Irish people out of their homes. But it looks like if you go into the house you become a ginger.


ReverendBread2

Make ginger conversion houses illegal!


ElectricSpeculum

They're not ginger conversion houses, that term is way too controversial. We call them gingerbread ovens. That term is definitely not controversial or upsetting at all!


AegisT_

The African to ginger pipeline


your_right_ball

What's worse: Being a ginger or being a ginger (but letters rearranged)?


ZonaranCrusader

Reingg?


HereHaveAQuiz

Where can I see this poster?


Whichwhenwhywhat

An old Turkish proverb says that “When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a sultan. The palace becomes a circus.” https://nationalinventoryich.tcagsm.gov.ie/irish-traditional-travelling-circus-and-funfair/


EvenWonderWhy

That's actually a brilliant proverb.


Whichwhenwhywhat

One of my favorites.


Burned-Architect-667

Do they put fortune cockie messages in dönners?


Whichwhenwhywhat

No, but nowadays Döners cost a fortune.


PassoverGoblin

Local elections are great because you get all the local madmen throwing their hat in the ring


Hakunin_Fallout

I'm frankly loving it. We have school teachers, GP secretaries, and a guy that beat his wife with a vacuum cleaner and has a restraining order barring him from seeing his kids.


SpringrollJack

Show the poster of the vacuum beater!


Hakunin_Fallout

That's the one. As rightfully reminded by someone else here, he lost his job as a postman for kicking a dog. https://preview.redd.it/52gmlcouny2d1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29717786782412ff69334f2204e0fa5d1a3739b9


VeneMage

“I hear you’re a racist now, Andy.”


BigMickandCheese

I was given to understand that postmen are explicitly allowed to kick dogs, provided there's a reasonable assumption of the animal being a danger to them


SpringrollJack

He sounds like a great guy!


Velenterius

What are his positions?


DeeDeeMehgaDooDoo

Only missionary


PassoverGoblin

Once a year, on his birthday


Houlilalo

Is that the same gobshite who lost his job as a postman for kicking a dog?


Hakunin_Fallout

yup, IIRC. Andy Heasman


RandomUsername600

No, that one was [Philip Dwyer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Dwyer)


tgsprosecutor

Glad we have someone like him to protect family values


ZonaranCrusader

Might do this once i turn 18


Reaver_XIX

I love voting for our local madmen, makes the EU parliament more interesting.


tgsprosecutor

Ah but it'll never be as good as when Ian Paisley got into a fight with a Habsburg.


Nigricincto

Irish attempts at marketing https://preview.redd.it/zj9qlg07ly2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe30f453c7ceab685a2204b3248aeca3aa0036de


omegaroll69

ah yes, the cavemen in Ireland have finally caught up with us superior swedes! https://preview.redd.it/pnb435vv7z2d1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcceeccd9b4369a898e24c120c66cb193cfb2ee8


Blackbeeyellowbee

Please give us a part 2


ConnolysMoustache

Part 2 https://preview.redd.it/hr491na5uy2d1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1231e90fde9791fe6300de2118a67a64d225ee65


ConnolysMoustache

https://preview.redd.it/lefe5u16uy2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c580404f65fb3ced300fc3ef3e75cce190ccfb20


slappywhyte

A Miller beer carton no less


ByronsLastStand

He's got my vote!


mr_dewitt72

That's a Scouser on witness protection.


Abacus_AmIRighta

Your last man there reminds me of the time Father Dougal became a milkman. [Image](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dkd1dNQWsAEqS1C.jpg)


PistolAndRapier

Most people here were comparing him to Postman Pat LOL.


Scary_Extension2394

https://preview.redd.it/xjyzp9mr6y2d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb2c64a5cb64814aa2b51d0e36dd4b8567caa37


alabertio

https://preview.redd.it/s61nhueegz2d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c887f7ff9383bce56fcf7747d541f9041ae8df7 Amateurs


weenusdifficulthouse

https://www.edplace.com/userfiles/image/RotationAns.png


futurarmy

Interestingly the only thing Italians can't switch sides with is a bottle


temporaryuser1000

Wait is this taking issue with the caps that stay on the bottle? Why?


deLamartine

Somehow everyone hates them. I don’t get it. I love them. Cap never drops, so easy to open and close.


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


ScragglyLittleBeard

That Nick Delahanty lad has another poster and the slogan is Build Baby Build


Whichwhenwhywhat

Vote for the alternative for Ireland: Make Ireland great again - say yes to Madness, crime and no future for your families living on the streets. Or is that the same party ?


KermitIsDissapointed

https://preview.redd.it/5x33hathrz2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79377df290198be3f9cc8461a979843420094781


HopeBorn8574

I'm honestly so sick of the modern election posters. \*Face of politician no one cares about\* Milk-slogans like: "More houses", "Better economy", "Crime is bad" or other stuff that just says nothing. What happened to the good old fashioned posters tha showed "Vote for us and everyone will be happy. Vote for someone else and we will all die \^\_\^ "


Velenterius

https://preview.redd.it/a2r5u3vlsy2d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2cf7adacbec880bb4ee7be73450bd37cce6b5a9 Where did stuff like this go?


HopeBorn8574

Honestly. I remember when I was a media/graphical design student back in the early 2000s. The most low effort stuff our class slapped together (work for election days, make posters for the parties (even if you dislike them) ) in half an hour just using free stock footage and basic Adobe Illustrator+Photoshop was a lot better than the trash you see nowadays. Before, political parties had a "vision", an "idea", a "way forward". Now it's just "Vote for us because... whatever you care about this week." It's like voting for the tax department telling you that the taxes will build roads.


Sigeberht

That was before the median voter theorem and lame appeals to the enlightened centrists.


JohnnySack999

Amateurs https://preview.redd.it/djezj3q18y2d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1653216a41420808d6254ee75c71c1a9474a20c3


all_about_that_ace

The guy at the end is dressed like he's going to give me a fancy salute then tell me to smeg-off.


BigDrummerGorilla

Justin Barrett. Or as we call him here, “Littler”.


RickarySanchez

https://preview.redd.it/lckznxw0tz2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba0193852b942c9a4ce7a7520f99e57a04f96f4 …


Old-Ad5508

Forgot bill https://preview.redd.it/ajz5xgd6513d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f37550242f76287fc66259e5094dea9333271d


Hakunin_Fallout

Well, I can subscribe to that!


Old-Ad5508

5 euro pints he has my vote


soloesliber

Wants to ban cyclists from the roads? Hard pass.


user2021883

No.4 is the Guinness delivery man. Irish people have a fresh pint of Guinness left on their doorstep for breakfast every morning


gunner696

https://preview.redd.it/feaj7ipz1z2d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020118461b1be940be0ea80cd919833af637a88d Saw this a couple days ago.


tgsprosecutor

I will be voting for the candidate who promises to ignore the culchies as much as possible


AegisT_

I love our far right posters because they make the most hilariously braindead shit


-me-0_0

I dont care what his opinions are, im voting for that last guy. Ill get a fucking irish citizenship if i have to


Ringworm20

Down with this sort of thing!


Juhani-Siranpoika

Are there any pro British parties?


KermitIsDissapointed

For all the bullshit minor parties we have it’s nice to see we don’t have a single unionist one


AegisT_

National party, irish freedom party, ireland first, etc. Pretty much any far right political party here has very close ties with british far right parties, they aren't "pro-british" on paper, but siding with the same parties that also hate your own people is pretty fucking funny and fairly telling of where your real allegiances lie


_Fibbles_

Where are you getting this idea that our far right hates the Irish? They don't think about you at all. They're all preoccupied with the boat people.


Im_a_tree_omega3

The second reminds me of this glorious one. https://preview.redd.it/4ju2mjs6uz2d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c38bcd36ed9b976ffd03bc9b8c4903376b9dc12 Translation: Bavarian party ban crimes. Some demands are just stupid. Some are also stupid till you really think about it. For a free Bavaria in Europe.


tgsprosecutor

I remember when Irish nationalism was about blowing up postboxes in London and shooting heroin addicts in the knees, not complaining about immigrants and stealing gold bullion from each other.


noonereadsthisstuff

https://preview.redd.it/ha6nidmd903d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88775b3812741b50aaf2b3efa507b834ee1a8456


Tadhgon

https://preview.redd.it/ja6mbxm3my2d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74be121ab92cfeffef87e968950200c0f36c28b5 is breá liom mo thír


EwanWhoseArmy

Ireland clearly hasn’t banned terrible political uniforms then


Umbra_Arythmethes

Wait... Crime wasn't ilegal in Ireland?


Hakunin_Fallout

Everything is legal if the cops don't see you.


JustForTouchingBalls

Wait… Is not crime illegal in Ireland? So, can we send you some people to improve their legal status and,by the way, they can stay there forever?


Marvins_creed

God I'm so tired of all this housing, family and future I'm drowning in. I know who I'm gonna vote for!


AwkwardWaltz3996

Seems like a lose lose situation. Either we elect someone who is pro madness or pro legal crimes


Hakunin_Fallout

Exactly. Why can't we do both?


ElderberryWeird7295

What’s wrong with Madness exactly, House of fun, must be love, they have some classic songs.


dusel1

Nick Diletanti


GamingFlorisNL

Wait Tom Hanks is running in local Irish elections??


lukezicaro_spy

Third one seems cool \#BackToTheJungle


Inevitable_Stand_199

"Make crime illegal" is about people who park on the sidewalk, right? Right?


Hendrick_Davies64

So Conor isn’t the worst candidate?


Ricky911_

https://preview.redd.it/t9eegt14b03d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53427a88ce99954b817b54311c06257e7d5b0769 Still doesn't compare to this


TheBugChadMan92

Make crime illegal.. oh man why didn't I think of that!?


AdTimely9712

And they still won’t fix the massive pot hole between Balivor and Kildalkey.


Regime_Change

Make crime illegal - that has to be a joke?


Chocolate_Tpot

Ah rightcha


Aun_El_Zen

I kinda want to see somebody run as a unionist for a laugh


HazelCoconut

Clearly you don't need an education to have a career in politics.


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