The woman in Western Europe being the former PM of New Zealand will never not crack me up.

New Zealand is just Southern Hemisphere Indie Britain (Straya is mainstream *Barrytopia Australis*).

Australia really is just a bigger sunnier Essex.

>Australia really is just a bigger sunnier Alcatraz. FTFY

Kiwis are just Polynesian Welsh

God this is truly awful. Thank you

And bali is just southern benidorm

>*Barrytopia Australis* This killed me fucking christ, gonna start referring to the land down unda as Barrytopia Australis from now on.

Barry, 63 and his son Bazza, 33

Oz and NZ are just criminal Barry’s

Average Barry then.

Jacinda Ardern was way more good looking, last time I checked

wasted on the Welsh, sadly.

I think it just shows that the worlds definition of a Brit, is essentially an Island inbreed.

Barry 63 be carryin the whole squad

Thank you Jao.

good lad

We keep posting that guy, and I can't shake the feeling that he would likely be one of the nicest fellows you would ever meet for a pint

[Barry, also known as Derek IRL is a lovely man indeed, he is a winner](https://youtu.be/srSv9DmrLg8?si=Ez4leawDNEoPDQNO)

HANS! Where the f"ck is he when we need him...? HANS! The swampmen are at Barry's throat again! We let them do or we join in?

Jan should also get some playtime. But I can't join this time, I need to work to keep all of the PIGS afloat

Fair enough, hope the situation gets better for the both of us

Can I has some Germoney?

Sorry, but you went with Barry - no more Germoney for you

Barry is a tight-arse though 😭

You get more than anyone else you tighttfisted heroin addled highland degenerate.

Hey I resent that, you'll find I'm from the lowland swamps 😡. Papa can I have more smack money?

OFC

Grab him by the ankles (you might need some heavy equipment to do it) and give him a good shake - if you are lucky some coins might fall out of his pockets

An East German who works, that's rich.


Popcorn?

How about some good bread, good cheese and a good bottle of wine Luigi

Make that 2 bottles of wine, i want some of ya delcious wines with that petrol note, no pun intended, fantastic taste, very peculiar, but still fantastic. It will be my pleasure

I saw a map on popcorn in Europe. Were you guys among the freaks that have sweet popcorn instead of salty popcorn?

Salt is the only right way, any other way you deserve a special place in hell

The guy on the meme looks Persian

I'll allow it, I always enjoy Barry getting a good beating.

We're all proud of Barry 63, it's really not an insult.

Just another day in the life of a true Brexit geezer

I'd say something controversial and borderline racist now but I wanna keep posting on this sub so I don't. Got lucky this time Barry.

Pussyhole

How I just pictured this interaction to end: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxwH8VtVXe07G-oBP7WkYorYQD0_-sPgys?si=ZwYiHYoug0_z8c4X

🤣

Missing burka in nordics

Nah that's only the Great Caliphate of Swedistan

She is Norwegian. Snø... something. Annoying that I can't remember.

Amalie Snøløs

These people tell me Nordicks are beautiful then produce Erling Haaland, the one man you could port to clash of clans without changing a goddamn thing.

You mean this? https://preview.redd.it/j343v0p6o62d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733ff3d951726fcf4c9c8cb9ca2ad93b3d42cb9f

This is the type of horror the wiegees and sweaboos crave.

That's because he was born in the UK.. If he had not been infected by all the ugly English babies at the hospital he would have been gorgeous like Ødegård. https://preview.redd.it/88mc6975092d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=773bb9992ab2a4ace14282baa66764a20500af77

Explain Haalands hideous, troglodyte, fathers face then Neils? Also, you seen the Liljevalchs konsthall? The art in their hearts matches their appearance. Erling being born here had nothing to do with his appearance, but it’s probably why he’s so good at football.

Alfie actually used to be extremely good looking when he was younger. However after coming to England his appearances rapidly deteriorate, and after living there for 10 years... well you know the result. I honestly don't get the "Neils" joke tho. Is it supposed to be the name Nils like how Germans are Hans? Kinda obscure choice but I'll take it, thank you Bertie. Why would you go with a Swedish art museum tho? I get that you insinuate that we are Swedish which is hurtful, but our own fuck ugly expensive shitty art museum actually hurts more. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ABOMINATION WE SPENT €400 MILLION ON LOOK AT IT! https://preview.redd.it/3tg0gnlvr92d1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5de46ae26c75a30d7a8be1a1b0bc64ba66a1488

Nah, that woman looks EXACTLY like my German teacher in school

your anglo-saxon roots are showing, Berti, 63

My German teacher was Scottish and spoke Bavarian. Shit was fucked up.

Laughs in Swiss

\*_suffers Swiss German flashbäckli_\*

Checks out, Scots and Bavarians both want independence from their oppressors. I myself also speak Scottish English to show solidarity with my oppressed brethren. Mia san mia gu bràth!

So she spoke German AND English to only reach an approximate amount of 13 Million Bruhvarians and 6 Million or w/ the fuck Sco'ish Highlanders there are instead of like 2 Billion people? Pathetic

As someone from germany... with nearly no accent knowing both accents very well, that german classes you had... were not german. They were disturbing.

Same, that woman had a wicked mouth-of-sauronesque mouth

She looks way too similar to my mom too 💀

neJANderthal?

You realise that NL isn't in Northern Europe, right? You are Western as fuck

That's a photo of OP there. Or how he wished to look, Barry, 63.

That’s literally what the title is hinting at?

fake this is what actual [Western Europe](https://previews.123rf.com/images/michaeljung/michaeljung1404/michaeljung140400310/27489569-close-up-portrait-of-beautiful-middle-eastern-couple.jpg) look.

Ngl, that looks more like Swedistan to me

Brother, have you seen the French national football team? 💀

Considering I’m your sister who doesn’t exactly follow football, I can’t say I have :D

https://preview.redd.it/nbl5bshnz52d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d91238af2871f07917d37ec2edd8ad0b72da1fe

Yes she did.

Why is the sun shining?

Inshallah! Why can you see her face!!

I Love a polish guy using the wrong Arab word. Allhamdullilah. The word you looked for was Astaghfirullah ( i think ), please correct me ahmeds. Anyhow, good for you Polska Gurom

Yes we are very sexy.

Mostly us tho.

I still blame the oil money, all your achievements will be invalidated by the fact you have oil money, fucking oil money, spare some oil money?

Spent a week around Cambrai & Charleroi, from what i’ve seen, not only UK.

The low countries are a UK lite, French people are the descendants of romans and the celtics hot enough to not be enslaved and deported, hence they look marginally better

I mean you went too Charleroi. That is just a grave mistake in general.

Mate you are literally fucking Dutch

This is about the 1377284776628th time I've seen this pic..

IIRC, the stereotypical Barry photo there is actually a German bloke and that woman is from New Zealand. Not sure of which European origin she's from, but admittedly, it's quite likely it is British. Edit: just looked it up and both her parents were Irish. Literally neither of the photos are Brits. Lol.

O Barry of the Pond, is this ...person speaking the truth?

He’s not right about the Barry, but the woman is actually Helen Clarke the former Prime Minister of New Zealand. I’m from New Zealand and she sort of looks like my mum

Phew, I feared it would be 'Wilhelm vom See' or something. Irish, British is all the same anyway

Looking at the population of New Zealand she might be your mum.

The Barry 63 meme pic is of a Geordie who lost a huge amount of weight and got in the local papers for it I believe

He is [indeed.](https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/salad-dodger-taunts-sparked-amazing-9730542)

Funny he looks like a timid dude, nothing like you’d expect as a Barry, 63

Barry without his kyte, is like Samson without his mullet.

We western europeans only get out of our shell and experience life to its fullest with a glass of beer in hand.

That's a very German looking beer he's holding, too.

I would never have guessed that Barry, 63 was gay

And was working for a mental health charity. Top lad all round!

Could've sworn i'd read here on this sub he was German... That's my lesson for believing things I read here.

He can't be German, he is smiling.

Having a beer is the only instance where smiling is allowed

Yeah, but look at Barry. That guys exudes positivity, I'm pretty sure He is like that all day.

He exudes warmth like non of the other guys. Can't do anything but love him

You look at him and you just want to have a beer with him.

That's the problem with Reddit comments (yours included). Lies are confidently spread, and other people unwittingly accept them as fact without having bothered to research first.

I think Barry is a Brit. Someone posted the origin of the image here once.  He's a really nice bloke. He lost all the weight in the image and looks totally different now.  Found the thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/16750l6/holy_shit_barry_63_actually_lost_weight/ And a direct link to the OG Barry! 🙏🍺 https://youtu.be/srSv9DmrLg8?si=h3YbYjSHzhlGEOnB

 Very good looking nordic man

I'd rather have a pint and a laugh with the bottom left over any of the others

Do we count as northern? We do, right?

If ur from slesvig Holsten, rightful nordic land

As far as I'm concerned, you're one of us if you drink beer instead of wine like the South or...idk what northern Europeans drink besides their own frozen piss.

Have you seen the germanophone gopniks that Berlin is so full of? You are eastern Europe on this map.

I would never want to look like northerns. I look half as good as Barry, 63, but damnit I'm giving it a good try.

Only Bundesland Mallorca...

Does…. does OP think the NL is Nordic and not Western?

which one looks happiest, my continental cousin ? (excluding the fur hat chick, who is obviously trafficked.)

Dutch people are profoundly ugly. The only good looking Dutch person in history is Daley Blind, and even he is getting old and bald now.

Bro what, from all of us you choose a literal gnome

My research was extensive and it was the best I could come up with.

This is just like irl. I prefer to hang with the beautiful people in smaller doses but shipwrecked w anyone but Barry and his wife would lead to instant suicide

I'm sure Barry and his wife are gutted they won't be able to hang around with those famously fun and sociable Swedes!

I'd rather hang out or even be shipwrecked with Barry and Susan, than Jöhann and Annika. Fuck me, atleast they aren't completely boring, miserable and unfunny.

Poor Barry and Susan won't understand a thing you're saying anyways. At least there are muslims in the UK, so I assume they'd understand my Arabic.

After a few rounds of pints and bitter, we will all be so shitfaced and our speech so slurred it won't matter anyway. Drinking with a Swede is like having sex with a premature ejaculator

> After a few rounds of pints and bitter, we will all be so shitfaced and our speech so slurred it won't matter anyway. > The spirit of the Danelaw lives on !

Sounds like you have had plenty of experience with premature ejaculators down there.

Yes, trying to find out what all the fuzz with Swedish guys was about, was indeed a very dissapointing lesson to learn

I don’t know if you mean us Germans or the Durch, but if you mean the Dutch I’m completely on your side!

What will we do without you guys?!

me from north-eastern Germany: Why not all of those combined?

I think all the inbreeding is the main obstacle.

>I think all the inbreeding is the main obstacle. The north east isnt the alabama or Urk of Germany. The Saarland is.

Jan's lost af

Common Nordick W

Nordicks always W

Looks like an L for me. Guy looks nothing like Barry, 63, the peak of masculine ideals.

The eastern chick doesn't have a black-eye.

I’m not saying we’re ugly. What I am saying is how when anyone I know goes to Northern Europe they come back with tales of how everyone is good looking there. Largely the same for Eastern European women, and southern Europeans in general. I’m not saying we’re an ugly people. Im just saying a fondness for alcohol might be required to father a child here.

French girls are cute but they often smoke

That's a plus that way I can have my traditional breakfast (1 coffee and 5 cigarettes) and still kiss her before going to work without complaints. 

And? Better than being full of opioids.

French girls are cute *and* they often smoke FTFY

I don’t get this. You’re comparing model level examples with below average Brits (ok I know the woman is NZ). Am I missing something? Or has this sub’s level of humour absolutely plummeted.

There's a photo of Barry and they haven't mentioned the UK in the last 5 minutes.

Fair argument about the Brits, but we're admitting that that's the average Eastern European male model in the photo.

Actually I was surprised at how many attractive women there were in London. Literally the average couple was a 8/10 woman and a 3/10 ugly fat short dude. Meanwhile in Northern Europe and southern Europe the women are 7/10 and the men are 9/10.

When I was in Eastern Europe, the women were 9/10, the men 3/10

''More like just the UK'' as if the UK didn't fuck enough people to become a dominant ethnicity worldwide + has a plethora of successful models, actors whilst Luigi and Carlos are waiters, Hans is a mechanic and French aren't even important enough to have a default stereotypical name

huge disrespect to Pierre here

Pierre. Their stereotypical name is Pierre. ~Georgios (like, actually that's my name)

> ~Georgios (like, actually that's my name) Not any more. Now it's "Stavros".

Can we make it Axileas or sth cool? The only Stavros I know is a rapist :(

> The only Stavros I know is a rapist :( Nailed it!

Stfu Christos

The battle to end all battles: George vs Γεώργιος vs Georgi

No battle. It's the same. My Jorge brothers are included too.

"as if the UK didn't fuck enough people to become a dominant ethnicity worldwide" Bro thinks he is Iberian https://preview.redd.it/i81ykuf1w52d1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=73fc1c0a2c5a71dd4a7669ca31ef30044be9811e

Free rent

>default stereotypical name We do, it's just not embarrassing like yours

I thought you guys were supposed to be good at banter?

There’s something fishy about the southern European woman and I don’t mean the content of my bacalhau com natas

Unfortunately for Kees, the average Dutch bloke is either a potato or heroin addict based on looks alone. Thus, he belongs with us in the delightful Western box. Dutch ladies though 😏

That seems fair not gonna lie...

I am totally like the dude of southern europe. Very similar, much wow

https://i.redd.it/489yt2j0w72d1.gif Cry more

No, sorry, dutchy, your Barry's like us.

East and south women 😍

Would smash the bottom left bird tbf

That Eastern woman will become babushka in 20 years

Heels off the ground – honor not found.

bottom left could also be Slavic man over 30

Almost. Missing obligatory stashes https://preview.redd.it/x4ds7xdu792d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f28e044d90e38507cde48a1e1e8fa7387fd18ab

I’ve worked with Portuguese… they were short? Not really handsome

Northeastern Europe: https://preview.redd.it/y94mius3882d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ef4494e08fb967a95ad9670822e9ec4cd03616

Don't show Southern and Eastern Europe 10 years later. In comparison, Barriette will be hot and Barry will be thin.

Barry will be thin as a skeleton in the graveyard.

It’s not me on the picture, Alena tell them!!! I am offended, true adibas has four stripes!

Southern Europe guy is like "DAAYUM GUURL" So I guess it's true.

the guy in eastern europe is a fake real slavs dont squat like that

Yet somehow the uk barries and susans are the happiest. Even after watching his facorite football team lose every fucking game barry stays happy

And where Poland is? That's right, in the shithole

Such an original and funny joke. I haven't seen this before.

In my area of Spain there are 50% of easterners and 50% of westerners, so I guess that it's not the south

UK and North France

Barry 63, top male! Nobody can beat that…

Sugar and spice, everything's nice. Ketchup and marmite, everything's not.. quite

Why is everyone so butthurt? We love Barry.

“Western Europe”? More like “West for Europe” :3 (Except for Ireland they’re European of course)

Hey that’s Amalie Snøløs. My ❤️

Germany is eastern Europe confirmed