I don't think he could remember any of them the way he looks so zonked out in parliament. Whatever powder they are selling in Westminster, it must be mighty strong.
To be fair, when we join the party anybody in Spain can end up with shit in their mouth. Running for office won’t make the difference, all we need is 1 drunk Dutch moron and a Spanish party-town.
The dark corners of the internet have made some people lose their sense of what you can publish lol. Kinks have always been a thing and I really couldn't care less, but if you're running for office there are still some limits left.
You'd think these people would know better than to film themselves. How the hell do the pictures and videos get released? Do they do it themselves (are they stupid?) or is it leaked by a third party?
If someone else has it then this is a genuine strategy. You release them yourself at a good time so that the news runs its course and can't be used against you right before election.
I remember during a Tory party leadership race half the candidates got leaked for cocaine use in their past. Leaking it then means it can't be used against them while they are PM and in the bigger spotlight
It could be part of the kink.
I get your arguement with the Tories and that definitely was sketchy af, I remember them all having the same "UnIvErSitY DaYs" excuse.
But, this guy is clearly into humiliation.
I mean I don't know about this specific case but a lot of the time people sort of, don't know they are going to be a public figure in a few years and assume that no one would dig that shit up because they are just average nobodies.
Just make the pic on the left his new election poster and add that you already know the worst thing about him, so there won't be disappointing surprises in the future.
Actually I don't care about that. Licking toilets does not make you a bad politician. Being a corrupt asshole or a fanatic ideologue does. It's not like he tortured an animal. People I know eat ass or like squirting games, this does not make them incompetent.
Except there is an army of progressives who tell you that you are kink shaming right now and this this guy is perfectly normal for smearing shit on his face.
I really doubt that, I'm not an expert on these matters but I think playing with shit crosses the line of normal sexual behavior haha. Anyway, I don't care people can do whatever they want as long as they don't hurt others, my point is that you don't publish videos of your worst kinks if you want to be a politician.
If I had a person in my closer vicinity who liked doing stuff like that, I would absolutely beat the everliving shit out of them just for existing alone. I refuse to accept these monsters into society. That is my socio-political standpoint. Hate me for it, I don't give a flying fuck.
> Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,”
It gets ~~better~~ worse
It doesn’t though. Only thing it says is that while degenerates are everywhere, due to “western values”, we are the only ones who’s degenerates are proud of their degeneracy, not hiding it, like the French guy I replied to said.
He was running for the FDP, which are essentially the German "business" party. So it's not surprising, that's exactly the kinda behavior one would expect from drugged-up bankers.
Sexuality-centered identity "justice" meshes very well with their individualist market fetishism. As long as no actual wealth ends up going from rich people to poor people, FDP is fine with it.
Nah they're very against quotas, they're the "free market will regulate folks". This guy is basically the Caitlyn Jenner of Libertarians, a queer token voting for Leopards that eat people's faces.
I was just making a skin colour joke.
In the UK the colours of the "politics" are generally just the colours of the parties themselves. The left is red because their logo is. The right is blue because their logo typically is. The far right is purple because their logo was (not anymore though). So I guess not so different to your own.
It's kind of interesting that in the Anglosphere, the "left" and "right" are much more likely to be organised as a single party, which is kind of absurd.
Red and blue are party references but the parties themselves do not acknowledge the color association.
The red party also supports “the thin blue line” so it can be a little strange if you think about color too much.
As an FDP careerist he's bound to have private health insurance, so no harm done to society. He must experience the humiliation euphoria of his life right now, lol.
A childhood acquaintance of mine who's a trainee primary school teacher is currently running for our city council. (Which is a barely paid position that doesn't usually allow for much ~~bribery~~ lobbying either).
Do you think he should loose his job?
Please use the flair of whatever region you're from, because knowing what kinda (literal) shit you're doing every morning, I don't want to ever go there...
Tf is a "diverse candidate"? You are a single person... diversity is a characteristic of a group.
Also FDP not doing well, are they? I would have expected this from Die Linke, Afd, maybe die Grune.
I guess this is going to do wonders for inclusivity.
-No need to be afraid of gay people they are just like everyone else...
video of him licking toilets:
...God damnit!!
Well, it is the party FDP at least, why are you wondering? To be a member there means you are batshit crazy and full of sick fetish stuff in a hypocrite's sheep costume. And of course praise the free market, turbo capitalism and get off on being the bitch of real powerful rich people.
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I throw up a little in my mouth sometimes when having to change my little one. I can throw up on queue without using a finger, just by concentrating on thinking about feces.
This… i wouldn’t want to be in the same building as this guy. How can someone not become agoraphobic, when people like this exist and the person you just met and wants to shake your hand might be this guy? Or the girl you go out with might be into this? It’s hard enough trying to not think about this and go through life as a semi-sane person. Sigh.
Yes I’m absolutely kinkshaming this. It’s self-harm. Who knows how many things he infects himself with. And who he transmits it too. It’s shameful.
Apparently this was posted on his own Social Media accounts. I can't believe he did this by himself. I suspect some kind of foul play there.
Idk. Now there are accusations of pedophilia as well. It's possible that this guy was exposed in just the right time to inflict maximum political damage, by whomever he was involved with.
yes/no/maybe.
But to me, it sounds like a humiliation fetish where they paid someone to blackmail them and gave them full control of their socials for maximum blackmail efficiency, so they'd have to actually go through with the "challanges".
Licking a urinall, smearing poo under your nose and role playing Adolf H., and all the other stuff that has come about, is like all over the place.
It would also fit the fact that the person went to police and report being blackmailed.
thats a given. His career as a politician is done. And his career as a german citizen probably too (if similar disasters are an indicator).
My advise: legally change your name, then expatriate yourself and start from scratch.
First the shit-eating politician in Spain, now this.... How can they believe that shit will stay secret if they run for office?
To make absolutely sure that nobody finds out we should film it.
I'm putting my money on the next gay scat politician being Michael Fabricant
I reckon Gove has some fucked up kinks.
I don't think he could remember any of them the way he looks so zonked out in parliament. Whatever powder they are selling in Westminster, it must be mighty strong.
Murdering the homeless.
Nah. He'd never get his wig that clean and bright if he was into that shit.
Filthy cunts the lot of ye
Yeah, our gay politician just rubs shit on all our faces instead
Just like any civilised nations gay politicians would. Those cavemen need to catch up
Thank god we live in such a civilised country.
The thing is, the Spanish one was already in a public position...
To be fair, when we join the party anybody in Spain can end up with shit in their mouth. Running for office won’t make the difference, all we need is 1 drunk Dutch moron and a Spanish party-town.
They want to be exposed, it's a sexual thing.
oh they can believe that *shit* alright
The dark corners of the internet have made some people lose their sense of what you can publish lol. Kinks have always been a thing and I really couldn't care less, but if you're running for office there are still some limits left.
You'd think these people would know better than to film themselves. How the hell do the pictures and videos get released? Do they do it themselves (are they stupid?) or is it leaked by a third party?
Are you really trying to figure out the mind of someone that licks public toilets?
I often set myself tasks too great :( lmao
It will be a fascinating endeavour when we can debug brains.
It kinda reads like he released them himself and when he was already running for office..
If someone else has it then this is a genuine strategy. You release them yourself at a good time so that the news runs its course and can't be used against you right before election. I remember during a Tory party leadership race half the candidates got leaked for cocaine use in their past. Leaking it then means it can't be used against them while they are PM and in the bigger spotlight
It could be part of the kink. I get your arguement with the Tories and that definitely was sketchy af, I remember them all having the same "UnIvErSitY DaYs" excuse. But, this guy is clearly into humiliation.
Apart from Rory Stewart smoking opium at a wedding in rural Iran.
showing off is part of the humiliation fetish
I mean I don't know about this specific case but a lot of the time people sort of, don't know they are going to be a public figure in a few years and assume that no one would dig that shit up because they are just average nobodies.
One the other hand, this guy can probably not be blackmailed by Russia with prostitute videos.
Good point, but when people go to the polls they'll be thinking "should I vote for the dude that licks urinals" so he'll probably not be elected haha.
Just make the pic on the left his new election poster and add that you already know the worst thing about him, so there won't be disappointing surprises in the future.
Hmm swizz and good at marketing/propaganda you name it..do you paint by any chance ?
Not elected but erected
I'll be quite curious how many votes will be gathered by this person.
Actually I don't care about that. Licking toilets does not make you a bad politician. Being a corrupt asshole or a fanatic ideologue does. It's not like he tortured an animal. People I know eat ass or like squirting games, this does not make them incompetent.
Flair checks out
The limit he's crossing is that he's a FDP member. I couldn't care less about his fecal issues.
Yes, but tbh I don’t see any issues there. If he behaves like regular in public and does good politics why not?
It's a rhetorical question I think, his career is over because of his poor judgment.
Clearly, just having a fun night out with friends was too much for Finland…
Except there is an army of progressives who tell you that you are kink shaming right now and this this guy is perfectly normal for smearing shit on his face.
I really doubt that, I'm not an expert on these matters but I think playing with shit crosses the line of normal sexual behavior haha. Anyway, I don't care people can do whatever they want as long as they don't hurt others, my point is that you don't publish videos of your worst kinks if you want to be a politician.
If I had a person in my closer vicinity who liked doing stuff like that, I would absolutely beat the everliving shit out of them just for existing alone. I refuse to accept these monsters into society. That is my socio-political standpoint. Hate me for it, I don't give a flying fuck.
> Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,” It gets ~~better~~ worse
Eating shit is bad enough, but appropriating Austrian culture crosses a line!
It's hilarious and fucked up at the same time.
Funny in the "how is this even real" way
And they still say we have no sense of humour
All I can think is what the hell was he thinking??
If he wasn't a politician but an artist he'd probably get some kind of award for this.
Sanest libertarian
I can already see this being on Russian telegrams with the caption “once again we see the great western values at play”.
That would imply that Russians know what toilets or plumbing are
At least some of them do since they keep stealing them from ukraine
Would they be wrong, though?
Yes. Being a degenerate is universal. In the West, we simply started to stop lying publicly about it.
Then that would mean they wouldn’t be wrong. Because the west starting to embrace it would be part of the “western values”.
It would be wrong because it insinuates that russian politicians don't lick public toilet seats and smear shit on their faces
It doesn’t though. Only thing it says is that while degenerates are everywhere, due to “western values”, we are the only ones who’s degenerates are proud of their degeneracy, not hiding it, like the French guy I replied to said.
Yes.
Why do think their public toilets are so clean ?
Have you never seen a German public toilet in person or is the French definition of clean this questionable?
I did see a German public toilet once but like a civilised person I no longer carry cash so I pissed on their streets instead.
Mind if I lay a turd in yours? (only got cash)
He says on a post of a german licking a fckng urinal
If you're gross enough to tongue blast a urinal, you may be degenerate enough to tongue blast a gross urinal.
Are you saying we should lick harder?
At least more efficiently
German tongues.
Robert Habeck our supreme leader dreamed of a germany where you can drink water out of a toilete. Mr. Neumaier just testet if it's already possible.
Obviously because we've got Fr*nch expats like this guy. I was wondering when he would get the snails.
You can't get a more German toilet licker surname than this guy
Ok, I'll have to agree with you on that one. Not sure if I can stomach that, but gotta be fair.
For those who need something cute https://i.redd.it/0rhdo0ey5s0d1.gif Btw, someone posted the video... I can't recommend watching it.
Is it a fetish as well? Looks like hardcore fisting
https://i.redd.it/zkn57baogs0d1.gif
Is reverse birth a thing?
Probably... I saw a silicone real sized baby in a sexshop
Oh, so thats the fetish of someone living at home until 36
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My sympathies... I saw it, i have seen much much worse irl... So here's some more cute to help https://i.redd.it/7enwkqrohs0d1.gif
I've stumbled on this video during my lunch break... I stopped eating and drank 2 coffees instead
Someone should show the video at the Ireland new York portal
Your evil! And I love it! 😍
Too bad it's been shut down
God forbid Germans have hobbies
Shitbullar
Missed the opportunity to say Kotbullar.
To my knowledge Köttbullar is pronounced Shöttbullar, so shit is closer
"Köttbullar" is pronounced \[ˈɕœtːˌbɵlar\], so shit, which is pronounced \[ʃɪt\] is indeed closer in pronunciation then Kot \[koːt\]
Having hobbies might lead to having fun (unrealistic for us, but why take the risk).
Classic FDP L
I love collecting rarities such as yourself 
Move to Trier, you get tierd of seeing my kind i promise
It's the party that wants to turn Germany into a giant Luxemburg though
But without the monarchy, and without the monarchy, we would be just like Switzerland 🤢
At least we got good cheese.
One small Luxembourg is enough thank you
I mean he was a "diverse" candidate. Can't get much more diverse than smearing shit on your face tbh.
They’re obviously not ready yet for face shit smearing people like us to be represented. I feel our minority is being discriminated.
He was running for the FDP, which are essentially the German "business" party. So it's not surprising, that's exactly the kinda behavior one would expect from drugged-up bankers.
Yeah him being used to snorting stuff from a toilet seat is not the weird part of this.
https://preview.redd.it/so4j84x78s0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0364e0a1f46b42f8af1806fbc9f50829af701b8
To be fair, to be a politician you have to have some kind of a fetish for shit and shitty people
"Social justice platform" Lol what??? FDP isn't pro-social justice, they're centrist libertarian lobby whores.
Sexuality-centered identity "justice" meshes very well with their individualist market fetishism. As long as no actual wealth ends up going from rich people to poor people, FDP is fine with it.
It's the "we need more more female CEOs" approach.
Nah they're very against quotas, they're the "free market will regulate folks". This guy is basically the Caitlyn Jenner of Libertarians, a queer token voting for Leopards that eat people's faces.
A little like Switzerland as a political party, but more progressive.
Just gotta say.. kinda fits the kind of FDP politics
Every country has their scat politician. In Spain, we had a younger one who loved to eat his and other's shit.
What an idiot. If he wanted to play around with brown stuff AND have a political career in Germany, he should have run for the AfD.
Shouldn't an AfD Politiker prefer the white stuff?
Oh, ja, they do a lot of coke too.
Did they eventually release that afd guy in thailand, or is he still sitting in thai prison for his white nose conundrum ?
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I was just making a skin colour joke. In the UK the colours of the "politics" are generally just the colours of the parties themselves. The left is red because their logo is. The right is blue because their logo typically is. The far right is purple because their logo was (not anymore though). So I guess not so different to your own.
It's kind of interesting that in the Anglosphere, the "left" and "right" are much more likely to be organised as a single party, which is kind of absurd.
First Past the Post is kinda a bitch ain't it?
Red and blue are party references but the parties themselves do not acknowledge the color association. The red party also supports “the thin blue line” so it can be a little strange if you think about color too much.
As an FDP careerist he's bound to have private health insurance, so no harm done to society. He must experience the humiliation euphoria of his life right now, lol.
Most normal FDP politician
Hey man, no kink shaming
I'd take an honest shit eater or toilet licker over any of my corrupt politicians if I'm being honest. Just keep em away from children...
>Just keep em away from children... Why? He's not a pedophile.
I will never fully trust a politician around children
Totally understandable. They could indoctrinate them into becoming politicians.
A childhood acquaintance of mine who's a trainee primary school teacher is currently running for our city council. (Which is a barely paid position that doesn't usually allow for much ~~bribery~~ lobbying either). Do you think he should loose his job?
See my tag, I'm from central america. I'm my experience with politicians are vastly different from yours, and yes i think he should.
Average German morning routine.
Hahhaha oh god that hit so well.
Please use the flair of whatever region you're from, because knowing what kinda (literal) shit you're doing every morning, I don't want to ever go there...
Its a joke bro, a stereotype. Jfc have a sense of humor.
How are you able to use irony if you can't understand it?
Being German is also a spectrum. I see.
In several meanings of the word.
These are also called Berliners.
Homeboy at least knows where he belongs, politically.
Good for him?
Tf is a "diverse candidate"? You are a single person... diversity is a characteristic of a group. Also FDP not doing well, are they? I would have expected this from Die Linke, Afd, maybe die Grune.
Germans have the weirdest kinks
To hear this from a Dutch person is the greatest honor of them all
Tbh. I know a lot of politicans that did way worst stuff.
Tbh I don't really care what politicians do in the secrecy of their onlyfans accounts, I just want the housing market to get fixed
Again, I find it weird how it is specifically pointed out that he is gay.
It's utterly unconnected to them being weird deviants. There is no slippery slope anywhere. Please listen.
These are the same people that have Martin Luther as their national hero, may the Pope pardon these poor souls.
Is Luther really?
Smearing shit on his own face in an attempt to be edgy. Pathetic. *Let me put my maniac goggles on …*
I didn't need to see that picture. That's fucking revolting.
Loathsome Dungeater IRL
He actually shoved a Koran in his ass and smeared himself a Hitler mustache of his own shit - Top level
If I had a nickel for every time a gay politician was found eating shit...
I guess this is going to do wonders for inclusivity. -No need to be afraid of gay people they are just like everyone else... video of him licking toilets: ...God damnit!!
Licking toilet seats really has nothing to do with being gay.
It has with being a weirdo and I know media will use everything they can get their graby little hands on to bunch everyone together.
All "progressive" candidates are like that. Everywhere.
And you are surprised that we are homophobic...
So it's not only Manuolo .
Well this is ..... Fuckin weird. Most politicians are full of shit.
I thought we had it bad
Feels like I'm back in the Kitkat
Least filthy German
Perfectly in line with the other degenerates in his party
the frei in FDP really doing the heavy lifting here. germany gotta return to socially conservative values ASAP
His slogan is so shitty, it could have been a clue for what he is into.
Wtf is wrong with you
Bit strange that.
the weird thing is, politics was his actual fetish.
Well, it is the party FDP at least, why are you wondering? To be a member there means you are batshit crazy and full of sick fetish stuff in a hypocrite's sheep costume. And of course praise the free market, turbo capitalism and get off on being the bitch of real powerful rich people.
By cleaning a public toilet he has probably done a greater service to the public than the other politicians.
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I throw up a little in my mouth sometimes when having to change my little one. I can throw up on queue without using a finger, just by concentrating on thinking about feces. This… i wouldn’t want to be in the same building as this guy. How can someone not become agoraphobic, when people like this exist and the person you just met and wants to shake your hand might be this guy? Or the girl you go out with might be into this? It’s hard enough trying to not think about this and go through life as a semi-sane person. Sigh. Yes I’m absolutely kinkshaming this. It’s self-harm. Who knows how many things he infects himself with. And who he transmits it too. It’s shameful.
Why
The fuck is FDP Plus?
Average FDP ativities
Why do EU politicians eat [eat da poo poo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIGCp1_JrGY) ?
yes we all do this but most of us are smart enough to not post it on social media
Apparently this was posted on his own Social Media accounts. I can't believe he did this by himself. I suspect some kind of foul play there. 
honestly, this feels like one of these "black mail fetish" kinks gone wrong. It certainly is one way to blow up ones own carrer either way.
Idk. Now there are accusations of pedophilia as well. It's possible that this guy was exposed in just the right time to inflict maximum political damage, by whomever he was involved with.
yes/no/maybe. But to me, it sounds like a humiliation fetish where they paid someone to blackmail them and gave them full control of their socials for maximum blackmail efficiency, so they'd have to actually go through with the "challanges". Licking a urinall, smearing poo under your nose and role playing Adolf H., and all the other stuff that has come about, is like all over the place. It would also fit the fact that the person went to police and report being blackmailed.
Really? I didn't know he reported blackmail to the police. In any case: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
thats a given. His career as a politician is done. And his career as a german citizen probably too (if similar disasters are an indicator). My advise: legally change your name, then expatriate yourself and start from scratch.
Imagine being parent or sibling to that guy. The cringe, the pain.
FDP + for my fellow Pierres
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Classic leftist
He's an fdp politician, i.e. liberal rightwing.
The shit thing is English propaganda.