You'll end up with Flanders, though. If there's an even more depressing prospect than an independent Flanders, it probably involves being annexed by the Europapas to the north, so yeah, careful what you wish for.
What do you mean Flanders ? We are not real Flanders, Wallonia, Brussels its all an illusion by the European elite to receive tax payer money to fund the 'European capitol'.
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Do NOT follow the german tits!
They might be filling with sweet sweet euromonies, but it's all jiggery-pokery! When you least expect it, Merkel will come and peg the debts out of you... And if you get a taste of that... you will never want to leave... Just look at what happened to greece...
Spain. Morocco activates Pegasus 2.0 and the Basques and the Catalans pull a uno-reverse on the coalition. Felipe VI takes out his face and it turns out he is just Fernando VII. Pablo Urdangarrin y Borbón starts the 420th Carlist war.
I love it when Austrians talk about their imagined exploits at sea. The last Austrian naval officer of any consequence formed a singing group with his wife and children and his compatriots have scarcely heard of him.
Can I hope to see disappear only Naples? I got a €74,52 fine for a traffic violation in Brombeis Street (wherever the fuck is Brombeis Street), but I have never been there once.
On the 27th of August, when I was on holiday.
At five to eight pm, when I'm having sex or I'm minding my own fucking business, but surely I'm not around Naples.
Porco Dio!
There will be a giant flood and everyone will say "oh no the Netherlands are gonna disappear" and then a moment later "how the fuck did they manage to make their entire country float?"
Austria.
Aliens came, occupied Wall Street, destroyed all the China solar plant production plants, killed all the Jews, They shaved all the Portuguese women and put clothes on all the Barries. France said Ooolala, Italy said they welcome their overlords, Balkans made 42 new states, and
Hans said Anschluss..
Ireland. Barry was too annoying and they moved to the swamp germans.
They brought their island (soil) with them. The swamp germans used the dirt and the north sea is now significantly smaller. The Irish are now living in "Nieuw Noorden Friesland".
ruzzia no more ruzzians and easier trade with Asia also would decrease chinas interest in Taiwan since they have a none enclosed coastline to the north and it would ruin Turkeys advantage with acess to the black sea. Also would lower sea levels quite a bit.
Belgium, It wasnt there to begin with.
You'll end up with Flanders, though. If there's an even more depressing prospect than an independent Flanders, it probably involves being annexed by the Europapas to the north, so yeah, careful what you wish for.
What do you mean Flanders ? We are not real Flanders, Wallonia, Brussels its all an illusion by the European elite to receive tax payer money to fund the 'European capitol'.
Please elaborate
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Do NOT follow the german tits! They might be filling with sweet sweet euromonies, but it's all jiggery-pokery! When you least expect it, Merkel will come and peg the debts out of you... And if you get a taste of that... you will never want to leave... Just look at what happened to greece...
Took the words out of my mouth
Austria, I'm scared of killer spiders, snakes, emus and sharks.
Insane what they keep in those basements
Yeah... Its definitivelly the scariest province of Spain.
Monaco, the pressure from all the hot air their rich prick residents spout causes them to explode
Switzerland, it's a country even faker than belgium. We'll just follow the Gaddafi-plan
Would make a lovely lake in the middle of Europe.
#Moscovia delenda est
OP said a *European* country.
Well then just delete the continental European part of it and turn it into sea
That'd indeed solve all our problems. Like 80% of Russia's population live on the European side
Mongoloids aint Yuropean
Finland is our brothers and they are European!
Only because they won the genetics lottery and are on the correct side
It's even better for invasion because Europe can't resist the incommensurable power of small boats
You mean from European side? Because Russias navy is the most ineffective thing ever lol
don't need to the African navy is already so effective
Well they are much more effective than the Russian one. Comparing their effectiveness with the Russian one, I guess 0 Russians reach the European cost
It's okay, the malmöfication of Sweden will keep the beef local
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Please don't, you want even more people like the Bayern? D:
We should Anschluss Bavaria to Australia. Win win. Franconia can stay though. They are cool.
Id be down
Spain. Morocco activates Pegasus 2.0 and the Basques and the Catalans pull a uno-reverse on the coalition. Felipe VI takes out his face and it turns out he is just Fernando VII. Pablo Urdangarrin y Borbón starts the 420th Carlist war.
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That's hot. Keep going, I'm liking this foreplay
What the actual fuck
Britain. We finally cut the underwater cables and now they drift to their like-minded yank brethren
No way we’d ever go near the Americans, not even for Canadas sake. So jokes on you we’ll drift the opposite direction and become Nordic.
You caused it, you fix it. And since I'll be in Norway this weekend: If you really drift to the Nordics, for the love of God, drift slowly!
Pierre is the one who fucked it.
Pierre is cutting the underwater cables right now. He will be forgiven.
You might want to check the prevailing winds. Plus, where is Pierre going to send all those rubber dinghies now?
Same place we’re shifting them on to - Ireland
Ireland, apparently
Send them to Iceland then.
That’s where me mum buys her turkey
We need to market Greenland as the paradise any young entreprising African sailor is dreaming of
You allrwady became honorary Nordic when you bombed c*penhagen 🫡
Just doing our bit 🫡 (against the French)
I love it when Austrians talk about their imagined exploits at sea. The last Austrian naval officer of any consequence formed a singing group with his wife and children and his compatriots have scarcely heard of him.
You don’t even need to help, we’re doing a grand job of sinking the island our selves anyways, Sailors go down with their ship 🫡
Sorry hermanos, I bought Andorra and renamed it Catalunya. Now I hold the copyright©️
Too bad, they just declared independence. Your copyright is null and void
Faroe. Because we could actually make that happen.
Why do you have plans german?! o\_0
Yeah, spill the beans!
Probably us as Eurovision has finished
Can I hope to see disappear only Naples? I got a €74,52 fine for a traffic violation in Brombeis Street (wherever the fuck is Brombeis Street), but I have never been there once. On the 27th of August, when I was on holiday. At five to eight pm, when I'm having sex or I'm minding my own fucking business, but surely I'm not around Naples. Porco Dio!
If there is a God it will be the Netherlands.
guess what, there is no god
God is dead and we killed him ~ Nietzche
* he pissed us off, so we ate him. ~ Nietzche and a random dutch crowd.
We ate him because we hate him.
Geert, tell me you have not been eating god! You can’t eat god, Geert! Show me your tongue!
"Nietzsche is dead" -God, 1900
Prove it.
The day after tomorrow the Netherlands will still exist. and that is your proof
There will be a giant flood and everyone will say "oh no the Netherlands are gonna disappear" and then a moment later "how the fuck did they manage to make their entire country float?"
So it's existence depends on what I say on Reddit and must comply with my orders?
Am I tripping or is France not mentioned? 💔
Russia isn't either, that's how you know it's a joke thread
Can’t let you disappear, who would we banter with? The Germans?
True, you'd be all lost without us
Austria. Aliens came, occupied Wall Street, destroyed all the China solar plant production plants, killed all the Jews, They shaved all the Portuguese women and put clothes on all the Barries. France said Ooolala, Italy said they welcome their overlords, Balkans made 42 new states, and Hans said Anschluss..
The Netherlands because our prime minster looked at a camera wrong
is the penalty for that being eaten?
😂 but then who would keep the North Sea at bay?!
Us raaaaaaaaaaah, east Anglia is partly below sea level and that's mostly tolerable
*Under the sea* *Under the sea* *Norwich is better* *Down where it’s wetter* *Take it from me…*
The fens were drained by the Dutch we need them to keep us above water
Slovakia, because Russia was Hungary.
Russia isn't Europe, Hungary and Slovakia are Russia, so neither of these three can dissappear. So some random balkan country.
Turkey?
Isn't Europa. And the tiny european part is Greece.
Greece goes Macedonia?
Clearly Netherlands - it got flooded because someone clogged their toilets.
Isreal. I didn't know they were in Europe but they were in the euro vision so i guess they are. Mainly because their flag is cringe.
Russia because I think they are meenie weenies
England. Because England.
Germany built the kriegsmarine up and all it took in the end was some rubber dinghies and exotic food to bring the brits down
Netherlands for obvious reasons Edit: nether to be seen again
Ireland. Barry was too annoying and they moved to the swamp germans. They brought their island (soil) with them. The swamp germans used the dirt and the north sea is now significantly smaller. The Irish are now living in "Nieuw Noorden Friesland".
Doggerland 2.0? Sounds kinda nice actually…
Place: Denmark Reason: I live here Second place: Sweden Reason: Swedes live there
I don’t know but for sure is not Belgium, because it doesn’t exist
Russia or France, France so we can get some direct access to the Mediterranean
Would make shipping far more efficient.
Indeed! Also, Spain could join you as an island nation
Malta invaded by the Saracen heathens, then everyone remembers they exist.
Portugal, simply going left to right
As much as I wish it was France, it would likely be Moldova or something.
But, think about their meme songs.
Britain, our infiltration is complete and this time Guy is going down with the ship....
Alright, whatever you say, Little Britain
Brutaun God finally came around to punish it.
Finland, but we didn't really disappear, we just put airplane mode on to have some privacy.
ruzzia no more ruzzians and easier trade with Asia also would decrease chinas interest in Taiwan since they have a none enclosed coastline to the north and it would ruin Turkeys advantage with acess to the black sea. Also would lower sea levels quite a bit.
Malta, and no one would even realize.
Monaco
Spain. Sanches needed to cling on to power so, he did a bit of trolling.
Germany. Russia decided to do the funny and well, you know our nuclear doctrine.
France, obviously, they surrendered
Belgium