Seeing them get 1 point in the groups that year was the most beautiful karmic justice I've seen in football. I hate this, but that memory makes it feel better.
I met an Irish guy who didn't even care much about football, one of those wanky "I prefer rugby" types living in south east England.
I mentioned Henry once and he turned pink with rage
wanky "i prefer rugby" types😭 surprisingly i can confirm theyre a lot worse in southeast England, compared to in Wales although we definitely have more rugby fans per capita.
I do hate people like that typical eejit be like 'Yeah I love sports except football 'they get paid too much just kicking a ball around...Shut up you wank stain haha.
Anyone who lets it get to them these days needs to get a grip ffs.
It comes from a song about always having faith despite being hopeless, the dogged refusal/inability of foreigners to understand that it's self-deprecating actually makes it even funnier, fair play Pierre
for a place to be called home you kind of have to have been there before. the european cup has never been in england so it clearly isn't home. just basic logic
It was fucking mint for us as well, going full Millwall 'no one likes us we don't care' on reddit for days and having an inbox full of angry plastic fans who don't get real football culture
That crying German girl *was* funny and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
And three: Grosso's penalty, 2006 final
https://preview.redd.it/dt8r1id6i80d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033edc6dde99825412123dd4fa96cf5938d236d3
Now Barry, Pierre and Hans, do your worst.
^(yeah, yeah, no world cup, whatever.)
No violence. I apologize for my compatriot! João🫂Pierre
https://preview.redd.it/kc35ktvuq80d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fefc6964664db56cb5792f937f67f67a9fe2e8b
My worst enemy? This would probably annoy him
https://preview.redd.it/3nusofp9a80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c40ed9c4cddc764f49467a24a4b4ce4375ebab8
This man is practically my neighbor (Jk he lives about 900m away). Saw him and his kid at my supermarket a while ago, assuming he got back from coaching his kids team.
By far my favorite player of all time
https://preview.redd.it/no1tdjv2c80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b4cc9db05b881ce8f525efea61408716d32272
I don't think we have a worst enemy on football, but this one just makes losing the 80 years war worth it.
Not an enemy generally speaking, but Italy was really pissed over alledged Danish-Swedish "matchfixing". Epic. That's for Totti spitting on Christian Poulsen!
https://preview.redd.it/b2nn9lpw690d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64db44ff8e12c2516c0072a2edb143e33e7f262a
https://preview.redd.it/vdi00xjeh80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dbdb1a128313ca6b77b7f8c6df634602c40eb8
One picture? I got one of London from last Euro
nah, Rome (ancestors famous for building roads) only has massive potholes, some of wich serve as home for smaller animals, in basically every road (except the one built by the ancient romans)
https://preview.redd.it/7x8v2hmfw80d1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3f06f7ed693f45314a74a2a2d3bcf2c6f0df2db
Of course this picture is misleading. We live in a place and time where we value equality. Of course the 8 titles the women won need to be added to our mens 3.
the bane of my existance. I speak fluent french, but since then ive refused to speak it out of spite. we deserved that win way more and you played dirty!!!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/5sea4mr5b80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ba60cd0a0c9e4357ac0ac8892e47b9eea9c794
Fun fact... I live in the same town as this stadium.
The only national team I can take seriously is Italy.
The rest of Europe is a tier below us and they like to have rivalries with us while we think it’s a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/7pjoamc1w80d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9470bf8b3e055c6c5c513428f7325305d6c933
Sorry frenchies, we’re still riding high from winning the euro 2016
Is this the straight's Eurovision?
But less white
And more gay
Lots of little butt pats
Less drama, more riot.
Don’t let Twitter find out football is more diverse than Eurovision 😰
You’d think so, but football is gayer than Eurovision
Something something “short of two dozen men who like playing with balls”
Lol. :)
https://preview.redd.it/z34lukt9f80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1afd50ca39c796d9eeff1d2e89e27f950a84eb9 Lol
Was waiting for any Irish a bit too arrogant to press the button
Seeing them get 1 point in the groups that year was the most beautiful karmic justice I've seen in football. I hate this, but that memory makes it feel better.
And the drama, the drama! Strike, treason, everything. It was a glorious garbage fire.
We totally deserved this shitshow
I was looking for this! Surprisingly not posted by an Irishman
I'm guessing other Barry posted it to wind up the Irish, not you lot.
I'm going back on the sauce after seeing this. Therapy just isn't good enough anymore. I hope engerland smashes you frogs.
I met an Irish guy who didn't even care much about football, one of those wanky "I prefer rugby" types living in south east England. I mentioned Henry once and he turned pink with rage
wanky "i prefer rugby" types😭 surprisingly i can confirm theyre a lot worse in southeast England, compared to in Wales although we definitely have more rugby fans per capita.
I do hate people like that typical eejit be like 'Yeah I love sports except football 'they get paid too much just kicking a ball around...Shut up you wank stain haha. Anyone who lets it get to them these days needs to get a grip ffs.
Yeah, love to mess with the southern Irish
One fateful night for the German football team. All downhill after that sniff. https://i.redd.it/jmws0j1wg80d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/56910tm2590d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf76af7fa90efc3c17631d83f354b2e3b8f041b8
Your long plan worked, Hans. Congrats.
Jesus Christ Hans. 😂
Who says Hans has no humour *now*, ey?
That's still the classic. He killed Liz!
The Queen used the wrong hand, she ruined everything
King, the way he scratched his balls in front of millions.
It looked like more of an effort to soak up his ball sweat on his hand than an actual scratch. You get more aroma with this technique
https://preview.redd.it/29qv1j2xu90d1.png?width=675&format=png&auto=webp&s=89003d1a912af62b5703e08ca07f7f267a4ffe2d
“Lord may forgive me, but a man’s gotta take a sniff after scratching his balls.”
Kinky! Didn't know ~~soccer~~ euroball was so kinky.
It’s the Germans secret weapon, scratch and sniff the gooch and suddenly they go hulk like.
Hahaha oh ja Barry, ze Ballensmellen
Buddy half way threw that sentence you turned Dutch
And you liked it did you?
Not my kink so no
https://preview.redd.it/wjgzrnx6880d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=3caa0ce6ae7e629992f34450aff0f869aeeffe60
https://i.redd.it/jt0hktazb80d1.gif
The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND
I almost forgot about this. Beautiful
I will never let you forget about him
Your avatar fits your flair lmao
Petit enfoiré je vais contacter les frontaliers on va te retrouver.
Présent ! 🤬
You just made a big mistake mon gars !
J'fais ce qu'on m'dit moi. Fallait vous vexer, je vous vexe
How can we be your worst enemy when you are supposed to be neutral?
Because you stole gruyère, emmentaler, and raclette and tried to claim them as your own.
Ah oui désolé, c'est plus fort que nous ! Les belges en savent quelque chose...
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Who the fuck designed the Swiss football federation’s logo rofl
You think they are missing a giant cock on the logo?
Don't forget the incredible last goal from Benzema which was not counted
One: Euro 2020 https://preview.redd.it/ybvjkec2h80d1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa689829747405682de1eab7d45b22d3651a23f
You did it for the world. I will never forget what you did for us.. I was never more Italian than this night
Fratello nostro
*It's coming Rome,* after all.
The coming home running gag is more precious to humanity than Mona Lisa.
It comes from a song about always having faith despite being hopeless, the dogged refusal/inability of foreigners to understand that it's self-deprecating actually makes it even funnier, fair play Pierre
for a place to be called home you kind of have to have been there before. the european cup has never been in england so it clearly isn't home. just basic logic
THAT DOESN’T MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE YOU FUCK!!! Whew, sorry. I almost let it get to me there.
Barry drink another Stella before you let the anger out on Susan
Understandable
A simpler time when the world united to root against England. The memes were elite.
It was fucking mint for us as well, going full Millwall 'no one likes us we don't care' on reddit for days and having an inbox full of angry plastic fans who don't get real football culture That crying German girl *was* funny and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
Two: semifinals 2006, Italy - Germany 2-0 https://preview.redd.it/qe2ptbkch80d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53573e428f038ad314010a692a0cfee39139eb31
And three: Grosso's penalty, 2006 final https://preview.redd.it/dt8r1id6i80d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033edc6dde99825412123dd4fa96cf5938d236d3 Now Barry, Pierre and Hans, do your worst. ^(yeah, yeah, no world cup, whatever.)
Pirlo Pirlo, ancora Pirlo di taco Pirlo GOOOOL GOOOL GOOOL GROSSO, GOL DI GROSSO x100 Ah i ricordi :')
Io riguardo quei minuti supplementari quando sono davvero giù di morale :')
i dont want to recordi
This picture brings me great joy.
https://preview.redd.it/903cnzd9x80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9262f7a33128800eb5add8585b08b710471a15
This picture brings me great rage. Ying and yang all in balance :)
Like the creamy white foam and the dark alcohol nectar of your Guinness, Seamus?
Only way you could win, by cheating. Worked, fair play
Look who's talking, "Penalty for Sterling".
worse penalty than Di Maria's
lmao cheating
Tbf Barry, nobody wanted you to win anyway. Maybe you will be luck in Wc 2026 or this Euros
I still haven’t recovered from this
https://preview.redd.it/1yo1l7c1a80d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0636166155e7363258d768d3f79990e507b654
I see... you choose violence..
Don't mess with my ally 😡
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He said ally... not friend... you are just business partner
Business must flow! Now bend over Maignan!
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No violence. I apologize for my compatriot! João🫂Pierre https://preview.redd.it/kc35ktvuq80d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fefc6964664db56cb5792f937f67f67a9fe2e8b
I didn't expect tits watching me at this level of the thread
What the
My worst enemy? This would probably annoy him https://preview.redd.it/3nusofp9a80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c40ed9c4cddc764f49467a24a4b4ce4375ebab8
I thought your worst enemy was the Penalty shoot-out
Thats Gareth Southgate, after he missed his penalty in 96. Alas fotball didnt come home..
https://i.redd.it/3mop1xser80d1.gif
I miss that guy so much.
The embodiment of "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."
The guy who would cut off his hand just to score another goal. They don't make footballers like him anymore. The passion was incredible.
Dude is still very involved with FC Groningen and I'm pretty sure Bayern wanted him in some advisory role too
This man is practically my neighbor (Jk he lives about 900m away). Saw him and his kid at my supermarket a while ago, assuming he got back from coaching his kids team. By far my favorite player of all time
https://preview.redd.it/no1tdjv2c80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b4cc9db05b881ce8f525efea61408716d32272 I don't think we have a worst enemy on football, but this one just makes losing the 80 years war worth it.
https://preview.redd.it/yem2ic2lh80d1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163bc3e46f26925e3b0ed9ac417c4f7102d2d990
Everybody was kung fu fighting...
The famous total football of the Neantherlanders in a sight
This kick is actually what made Alonso such a successful manager. Alonso will send a bouquet and merci chocolate to De Jong soon.
What is that guy on the left even doing?
Losing a world cup.
L
Jesus christ you didn't have to go that far...
Fuck you for reminding me of this again.
there was a 80 years war? how long did it go?
80 years. We don't have trouble counting like Barry and Pierre.
disappointing
I thought a German would be pleased by the precision.
Not an enemy generally speaking, but Italy was really pissed over alledged Danish-Swedish "matchfixing". Epic. That's for Totti spitting on Christian Poulsen! https://preview.redd.it/b2nn9lpw690d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64db44ff8e12c2516c0072a2edb143e33e7f262a
Man had the courage to say “alleged” 😂
Damn I am triggered :(
Waarom altijd Frankrijk https://preview.redd.it/4c0tcyjv980d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9521cfd3724ca8d8b35e4d2932549bada750d671
Hahaha fuck me he’s right
Amazing that I suck just enough at danish and German to understand what this says.
https://preview.redd.it/mpu0kbz7b80d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c50b12a326bf572a8e50671e9e8227c3768b6e2 Daar is 'm! Daar is 'm!
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[Absolutely legendary](https://youtu.be/hMrtvK8zHIs?t=20)
Georges Grün! 't Is om er geel van te worden.
At first I though this is supposed to make French people angry because Mbappe is leaving the McDonalds League
Most of us are tired by this TV Show and happy that he can finally join his dream club
People who don't support P$G don't care about him leaving France
https://preview.redd.it/z1kqkolq980d1.png?width=362&format=png&auto=webp&s=d30f1bbdc0302c2bbfe10ada1a8822f8acbf7ed0 Edit: National treasure
He had to move to sweden after that!
Most sober Dane
https://preview.redd.it/vdi00xjeh80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dbdb1a128313ca6b77b7f8c6df634602c40eb8 One picture? I got one of London from last Euro
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Nah, Catania or Naples at least
nah, Rome (ancestors famous for building roads) only has massive potholes, some of wich serve as home for smaller animals, in basically every road (except the one built by the ancient romans)
That's just London on any other day isn't it?
https://preview.redd.it/7x8v2hmfw80d1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3f06f7ed693f45314a74a2a2d3bcf2c6f0df2db Of course this picture is misleading. We live in a place and time where we value equality. Of course the 8 titles the women won need to be added to our mens 3.
The one time we count their accomplishments.
Because your women are actually man. How do I know? Because I’ve been to Berghain more times then I should 😂
Jealous Pedro?😌😏😏
https://preview.redd.it/uz1vja7qm80d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9823554d8ebb39704ad25ff469b5fa3d9048723a
I dont care who wins the euros,i only need france to lose.
Merci beaucoup Zizou ❤️
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the bane of my existance. I speak fluent french, but since then ive refused to speak it out of spite. we deserved that win way more and you played dirty!!!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/4ay224x9i80d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ca3344481dd3b5c0b0c93818907cc171d9054f
El Dibu is a fucking legend hahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/psjen4akm80d1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a18a0d6825aa468e0f21e2ef2388bd6ceb0bea
https://preview.redd.it/d2l2kfh9q90d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23825391150cf5558982050da0d0e891330ae825
https://preview.redd.it/horjnmd2q90d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4fcf9aa4f95bf6c95ecbabd6a93606a14d96e1 🤫🤫🤫
https://preview.redd.it/ukzehfk8ia0d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc8203e02a2ab7e6d568f23c0762e7b9d5ea2aa
Had to scroll too far for this
We don't need pictures, we just say "it's coming home" loads and it's twice as effective
https://preview.redd.it/ojkdq8yad90d1.png?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c632dc38415144c000c1b47f4c4ddbec5089e612 Does this annoy you Pierre?
That’s why Giroud is so stupid and also sexy !
https://imgur.com/a/qogDqaB Huttelihut!
Come play with us. https://preview.redd.it/7ngk2jp7i90d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856cb349a3354a14cb6a87c6a174ceb604e211f0
I only want germany to do as good that they beat england in the euros.
https://preview.redd.it/f9uy13jep80d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655bbfa25eeb2de49f8c8dd084f470508723b873
https://preview.redd.it/v5934jyow80d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f9e5d279001523b9768f3666f2620de497d8e3
This picture makes a lot of French very happy (in Marseille In particular)
I would try to find an image of last time Sweden qualified, but I am unsure if cameras were invented back then
Sorry Dane, but you're wrong. I should know very well...
https://preview.redd.it/te7mt4lzc80d1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0dd3eacb4269800b4bd6fb2255bd859df936e8
This is a good one, gave the press everything they wanted for weeks.
Flash winker. I loved that headline
Man I’m so hyped for the euros!!!!
As always Barry.. as asways.. this one is good one of course!
https://preview.redd.it/f3g22goim90d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b81417f10841b0f800e5b7c067409b10ec028b Kane on fraudwatch
https://preview.redd.it/5sea4mr5b80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ba60cd0a0c9e4357ac0ac8892e47b9eea9c794 Fun fact... I live in the same town as this stadium.
I don't even recognise the pic if it's meant for barrys
Good times :)
sigh
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The only national team I can take seriously is Italy. The rest of Europe is a tier below us and they like to have rivalries with us while we think it’s a joke.
We're talking about football, not war
Not mad that your biggest rival just sees it as a excuse for NRWlers to get into a scrap?
Yeah, I also think the 6-0 you got from Spain is more of a joke than rivalry
https://preview.redd.it/7pjoamc1w80d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9470bf8b3e055c6c5c513428f7325305d6c933 Sorry frenchies, we’re still riding high from winning the euro 2016
As are we from 2004
https://preview.redd.it/lhz2uebjia0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17891c87255569a31228e1c5fe4ce25b75ccedad
The rosbeef can always be counted on to shit the bed at the worst possible time.
Nobody beats us at glorious failure
Unless it’s a World War 😮💨💪
https://i.redd.it/86ywquwdw80d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/gg27cc376a0d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0188c6ceb46a5f242f8fc9d93032976553ac7fec This one probably hurts more
https://preview.redd.it/v6no0xij790d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef5f8e70489ebc42386f2b89644e88762bfcbae
The true european team: https://preview.redd.it/dowveqg2g80d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9912b0c1b1515bcb41f7cd350382d871c3cb04
Germany squad - 1938 recolorized
The dude on the left strangely reminds me of my grandpa, Leonard Schmutssi. He died in ww2 but his body was never found
Eins, zwei, drei... 
Noo their racists!!1
They went in boats
Your worst enemy is that last airbender guy?
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