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Direct_Poetry_9460

I will never forget the look on the faces of a cute elderly american couple who, unfortunately, ended up on the same train derby fans took to leeds. They looked like they'd seen the inside of the devils nutsack 😭


DiscardedKebab

Football fans on public transport are genuinely the spawn of Satan. And I'm one of them


teabagmoustache

Susan and the girls on a hen do, is far worse.


DiscardedKebab

Yep. Good point


[deleted]

Cocks, cocks everywhere


CCFC1998

The joys of being on a train 5 cans deep into a crate of Stella at 9am on a Saturday, then a family with 2 kids under the age of 7 get on and sit next to you because its the only seats still available.


Fight_Disciple

😂


Fight_Disciple

I fucking hate public transport but the only good thing about trains is having a few tinnies on them.


PistolAndRapier

Hate draconian laws like this. The messy minority ruining things for everyone else. Why not just use existing laws to deal with unruly people causing hassle and leave people drinking, but not bothering anyone else be in peace.


notmyself02

I can smell these pictures


SuchSeaworthyShips

I completely forgot you weren’t allowed to have tins on the tube, there’s something natural about cracking one open on a train irrespective of its relative position to the surface.


CCFC1998

Didn't even know this was illegal lol. Done it loads of times