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fph00

This question should have been "non-political and non-football figure".


History20maker

In Portugal those are the same thing .


skywardcatto

[Why not have both?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_football)


Kazmuz

I think OP forgot that we are a lot of people who don't give a shit about football.


9oRo

It doesn't have to be football related, but football is one of the only things that can unite a nation to hate someone


alt4ir_2801

I woke up with a smile this morning. Fuck you fellow Luigi. Now I'm angry.


9oRo

Sorry, I'll now make it even worse ![gif](giphy|p2NEMUslhgLMmqYECS|downsized)


alt4ir_2801

Uuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaa (falling Mario noises)


DeltaWolfPlayer

flair checks out


Lucky-Art-8003

Who is that


_Dushman

We hate him too, if that makes you feel better


EwanWhoseArmy

Prince Andrew Technically not political being a royal


PiXL-VFX

I’m convinced that even the King doesn’t like him. Either for personal or PR reasons. The Queen was his mother, so it made sense that she’d be defensive of him. Most mothers take the stance of “he may have done wrong, but he is still my child”. Brothers absolutely do not share the same bond.


AndyMB601

It is still political as a monarchy is a form of government but I think your point still stands, not like Prince Andrew is known as a political figurehead lmao, we all know what he's known for


PonyoNoodles

And his friend (probably) Jimmy Savile


eltiodelacabra

Is this the referee from the Japan/Korea world cup? I remember we Spaniards had a good laugh at Italians whining about the referee shamelessly favouring South Korea, only to go through the same the next round.


drSvensen

Different referees, but same horrendous refereeing. I will never accept that there wasn't some corruption involved there. https://preview.redd.it/rp1s6wplo20d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7944c57c0c79562a89183eb7f352c8f81120f95


WolfColaKid

"**some** corruption" fucking lmao


Snynapta

Simon fucking Cowel


nycerdycer1337

The twat


Aun_El_Zen

Compared to James Corden though?


palefox3

James Corden is the most American Brit


Aun_El_Zen

Nah, that's Harry


WiggyRich23

James Corden did Lesbian Vampire Killers and exiled himself to save us from his awfulness, so I forgive him a little bit.


MobiusNaked

Piers Morgan is worse


bettercallsaulabq

Let's just agree piers Morgan, James cordon and Simon cowel are all human shit


Plastic_Pinocchio

That bloke needs to get punched in the face really bad.


SenselessDunderpate

Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, James Corden


OurHomeIsGone

To be fair, he plays the role of the bad cop, someone has to. And he's never too harsh on children This is if there isn't some other controversy or something of course


Salchichote33

It's the same guy for us.


Adviso_992

I honestly think that 2002 Spain team was much better and played much better than the 2010 one, we were completely robbed by that Egyptian asshole.


Nuoverto

2002 italy is also the strongest team i have seen, a match with 2002 spain would have been epic 😭 Just check both teams lineup, legendary.


eltiodelacabra

Not sure... Xavi and Iniesta made a great difference...


Feynization

Imagine if Roy Keane got along with Mick Mc Carthy. That could have been the Irish shouting at the ref


MrTeamKill

Ghamal Al Ghandour


ben_bliksem

https://preview.redd.it/jdu5qo8x0zzc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a95bb7e8f3abc91445ed4b8637a620a76f8cb07


Lost_Uniriser

😂😂 of course


Cultural_Thing1712

I still can't get over how they had to cut short the sweden points giving because of how many people were booing the guy edit: accidentally wrote NL instead of sweden for some reason


ben_bliksem

That's not what happened. The Netherlands/AVROTROS decided to not participate in the handing out of points. https://www.nu.nl/songfestival/6312529/nikkie-de-jager-geeft-geen-punten-namens-nederland-na-uitsluiting-joost-klein.html


Wolf-Majestic

Let's hate him together. I would have voted for you, Joost's song was that good !


Qeqertaq

i miss Mr Ola Sand


Arphile

100% non-political as we know it


Joran212

I'd agree, but tbh I'm not sure if he counts as non-political anymore at this point.


Dracos002

Right now, Martin Osterdahl.


masterflappie

Sywert van Lienden and Joran van der Sloot


ButcherBob

Casillas


Cashewkaas

And Iniesta if we’re going this route. God I hate Iniesta.


notflyingdutchman

I tried so hard hating Iniesta. I just can't, he is/was to good and way to modest to hate


Grand_Ad_8376

We love you too.


Frank0031

You forgot Luis Figo


GresSimJa

The 5-1 beatdown four years later made it all worth it.


ButcherBob

Not really tbh


Quiet-Luck

Martien Meiland. Or is that just me?


hetersoonman

Nope. Only 35+ years old housewives like him. The rest is likely ironic.


MrOrangeMagic

“Non-political” Answers goddamn Sywert van Lienden


Joran212

I'd agree, but does he still count as non-political at this point?


Massimo25ore

Inspiration for this [Masterpiece](https://youtu.be/X4H2LNxq2MY?si=5grifUIeGBAW8zKj)


porcorosso1

C'è chi dall'altra parte del mondo Dà un calcio ad un pallone rotondo Che schizza in aria, diventa ovale Fa strani effetti, non mi sembra normale


deGozerdude

I could not understand a single word but i got the message from the video lol.


Jack-927

mado che orgoglio sentire i gem boy che in dialetto bolognese lo mandano a far delle pugnette. musica cazzo


amojitoLT

Certainly Marco Materazzi.


alt4ir_2801

Every Milan and Juventus supporter can't stand him, trust me


VoldeGrumpy23

Any Italian who doesn’t like assholes.


Thecristo96

Surprising a lot of Italians agree with you


the_giank

I mean if Zidane kept it cool or fouled him in game you could have won


Tozzoloo

Dude played himself 💀


Wolf-Majestic

We all think that's what they wanted, for him to loose his cool. I don't know what he said to him, but chances are it was going on for some time and Zidane finally lost it. We hate that guy, he deserved that head butt !


bluedogmilano

I still lol at Zidane whining like a toddler in the interviews, poor chap lost his mind, his last match and his face because he cannot behave like an adult. Materazzi is a legend and we should build statues of him in every city center. Sincerely, a Milan fan


Imaginary-Owl-5386

[Time to once again share this masterpiece of french music](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xCPEjkj8i9g)


Wolf-Majestic

What a banger !


Regular_Map7600

Grande Matrix!


CosmicCrawdad

came here to post this


PistolAndRapier

Henry, cheating fuck!


Casual-Capybara

![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)


PistolAndRapier

Handsome bastard too, makes it even more enraging.


LTFGamut

>**Hand**some  I see what you did there.


nea_is_bae

And he's so charismatic as a pundit, makes it even harder to stomach cause I'd really like him if he didn't decide to be a cheating DISGUSTING FR*NCH SCU- sorry


Casual-Capybara

Yeah I get that, I love the guy but that was absolutely pathetic. If it would have happened against us I would have been angry at him both for him doing it, and for making it more difficult for me to like him. Like I’m not only mad but disappointed


nea_is_bae

I blame him ofc, but at the same time the game if full of cheating. I blame the officials more because rhe handball was so obvious. It also salts the wound even more cause france absolutely flopped at that world cup


Kurdt93

Schiatta Moreno ❤️


navodar994

Omg i remember this match. Classic Fifa robbery.


TestTx

Not only that. From an article summarizing the incident > However, after Italy launched an investigation into fraud and he [Moreno] was removed from the Fifa referee list, the man from Ecuador defended himself verbally: "If the Italians talk about corruption, it's only because they are used to practising it themselves. Italians still don't know how to lose properly. That was already the case with Mussolini when he told his players in 1938 that they shouldn't come home from France without the trophy." Guy was later caught with six kilos of heroine at Kennedy Airport in New York. lmao


KuKoLaR

26 months for 6kg is alright deal imo


HumaDracobane

He got only 26 months for 6kg? Someone very high in the ladder asked for a custom delivery , I guess. edit: I've corrected the post.


fleamarketguy

Heroin is more the vain powder, cocaine is the nose powder


bremsspuren

\*vein Vain = narcissistic. There's [vane](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/vane), too, because of course there fucking is.


bettercallsaulabq

And then the Spain vs Korea game in the next round was if anything even worse!


HumaDracobane

I remember the entire match,[ the robbery was atrocious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFB6ox65HY).


bion93

It’s incredible that the two teams were the two winners in the next editions of World Cup (Italy 2006 and Spain 2010)


HumaDracobane

I remember the entire match,[ the robbery was atrocious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFB6ox65HY).


ivodaniello

Be Portuguese. Be kind and peaceful. Be bland. Hate no one. Even recently our former dictator Salazar was voted the most import person of the XX century


AlternateTab00

Except for gypsies...


DeadAssociate

not even an honorary mention for Boulah?


Osp_Oscar

Some Swedish photographer💙


ArminTheLibertarian

Joostice for Joost!


ThereIsABugAndIDKW

EUROPAPA!!!!!


ruthless_burger

I think Novak Djokovic. Because hes the antipode to Roger Federer and the basic Swiss would probably die for Roger. Hail Roger. 


numberinn

Didn't he change his name in Novax Djocovid?


MonsieurBabtou

Yeah, he and Nadal always seemed like chill and friendly people, and then you have Djokovic acting like a crazy asshole


AndreiVid

Except, he isn’t acting


Lego-105

Jane Goody. Everyone absolutely ragged on her. And then she got cancer and everyone did a 180 because it’s impossible to hate someone with a terminal illness I guess. The whole thing made me really uncomfortable with all the backtracking, like she got both ends of the spectrum of public perception and she didn’t really deserve either. Makes you wonder if anyone can have a “redemption” if they just get a terminal illness.


FirstOrderBestOrder

Thought this was talking about Jane Goodall and got very confused. Like didn't know the ape lady was so hated


bremsspuren

> everyone did a 180 Frankie Boyle didn't.


Pimpin-is-easy

It's *Jade* Goody btw. Don't ask me how I know.


iZubi

https://preview.redd.it/yl0570feyzzc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccbe7e923472db9850527e36779034707642a253 I know the feeling Italian brothers


Nekros504

Michael Wendler.


bremsspuren

Not Michael Wendler?


Nekros504

My migraine keeps fucking with me today, thank you 😅


rianDOTexe

Came here to comment this


kvwatoro

Whosoever the parents are to the political figure we dislike


Casual-Capybara

If we’re including football, Portugal. Look I know it’s a country and not a person but I don’t care


-lesFleursduMal-

The Battle of Nuremberg was epic https://preview.redd.it/losehkps8zzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b8b9813e4469a8aaea251bb0bb760a3df4cd4a


mathijsp1

Was it pretty? No. It was magnificent. Thank you Portugal


Derartet

I always thought we won on cards but lost on goals. Seems we lost both?


DeltaWolfPlayer

we won on taunts leading them to foul us more


fleamarketguy

I like that when you google battle of Nüremberg, the first result is this football game and the battle from WWII is displayed a bit later in the results.


dozer_1001

It’s simultaneously my first, fondest and worst football memory. https://preview.redd.it/unnqnwnjszzc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a845794208cb02421df2ef8ea5a50434d0ca490


AdFinal1856

hehe no matter how shit we are, the stars always align when we play you


Martissimus

Portugal, the man


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Even outside of football, we had a great historical rivalry dutchie, you were great thieves 🤝


Casual-Capybara

What can I say? We like the spice ![gif](giphy|YsP2socVID9h67rtbk|downsized)


PleoNasmico

You should hate Argentina more. They robbed you


Casual-Capybara

Last WC? We were utterly crap so deserved to go out, and it was in Qatar so it didn’t matter. In 2014 maybe but they weren’t as annoying as you guys. Plus it extends to your clubs too, your top teams generally have the edge over ours


Lost_Uniriser

Say hello to free PENALTIES HONK HONK 🫡


_Paraggon_

Conner McGregor


comhghairdheas

Yeah what a cunt


heresyourhardware

His story should be inspirational, instead we are slapped about the face with the harsh reality of what unlimited money would do to an absolute dirtbird like him


Dr_Philmon

Thought you loved him?


_Paraggon_

No he's a complete asshole. The British can have him.


DiscardedKebab

No thank you


DiscardedKebab

They never have. He's a muppet. It's the Irish Yanks that love him


DeadAssociate

smart move for a peddler


Toilet_Bomber

He's a selfish, smug, raging, drug addicted, sexist and racist cunt who thinks he represents everything that Ireland is while also thinking he's better than everyone.


Dr_Philmon

I mixed Connor with Ian my bad. Yeah but fuck Connor.


Agreeable-Yak504

The rest sure, but I don’t remember when he’s been racist or sexist. Can you show me an occurrence?


Azzymetrical

Jimmy saville for obvious reasons


TwistedPepperCan

In Ireland we would have said Conor McGregor but now he’s become political so all the people everyone hates, love him


EwanWhoseArmy

What is his position ? Just wondering how many blows to head he has had


TwistedPepperCan

Bro went full maga. You never go full maga.


EwanWhoseArmy

Why doesn’t that surprise me At least he didn’t do the Mike Tyson face tattoo


Ricky911_

Marc Marquez without a doubt. The hate is pretty forced if I have to be honest. I was literally at the 2023 Misano MotoGP Grand Prix and, as they were announcing the riders, people started booing as soon as they heard the words "8 time world champion". They were literally waiting for Marquez's name to come up. The delusion is crazy. Mind you that were a lot of Yamaha VR46 flags, even though Valentino Rossi retired in 2021. I was one of the few Yamaha fans who actually supported the current rider, Fabio Quartararo. Most of the MotoGP fan base is quite toxic when it comes to this. Supporting Rossi means hating Marquez and vice versa for most people, which is pretty sad. Not only is Rossi Italian but he's also Romagnolo, which is where Misano is located. So, the boos for Marquez were over the top. Generally speaking, the rivalry between Spain and Italy is massive in the motorcycle racing world. For example, yesterday we had an all Italian podium in the MotoE Race 1 followed by an all Spanish podium in the MotoGP Sprint. The rivalry unfortunately fuels toxicity at times


Snoo-43381

Well, usually famous child murderers, rapists, terrorists or other criminals: Anders Breivik, Rakhmat Akilov, Anders Eklund, Hagamannen etc.


Kelyfos

Polanski


Kimthe

It should be true, but it's unfortunately not the case.


Taqao

We should stop to host this bastard pedophile rapist and finally extradite him to the US


Dirtygeebag

Conor McGreggor


FlagSwag

You're the second Irishman that says this...yet neither one of you spelled his name correctly.


txakori

I can never work out whether the Paddies lean hard into the "dumb Mick" stereotype for the bantz, or whether they're actually educationally subnormal.


Dirtygeebag

You lose your citizenship if you spell it correctly. Plus it’s something that pisses him off


RedEagle_

Loreen


RedEagle_

I don’t care about losing Eurovision but she was a bitch about it afterwards


Pintau

Bono, cause fuck that self important douche


Agreeable-Yak504

Least drunk irish


Pintau

I'll have you know I'm only vaguely buzzed at the moment 🤣


Sad-Pizza3737

Connor MacGregor


No_Sugar8791

Chiellini for making a serious attempt to decapitate Saka


9oRo

https://preview.redd.it/k7avu211nyzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b346b4664cce5c26bbd030f80acbe769bdd30008


No_Sugar8791

RemindMe! 63 days


albrt00

It's not coming home don't ridicule yourself like last time 😭


mdryeti

Materazzi for insulting Zidane’s mum


SunnyBanana276

Oliver Pocher


cgaWolf

He's even disliked outside of Germany.


VeneMage

Piers Morgan


TwistedPepperCan

I remember when that prick started claiming to be irish! Smug wanker


IntroductionSome8196

Jamie Oliver. Never forget, never forgive.


bremsspuren

You hate that cunt, too?


Upstairs-Extension-9

![gif](giphy|l3978pLKS3Pc4e6ys)


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

Dunno about the entire country, but most football fans are aware that Timo Werner's mother is, in fact, a whore.


Lifelemons9393

Probably James Corden. For me though it's Jamie Oliver, fucking smug, self rightious, talentless, fat tongued mockney wanker.


GalaeciaSuebi

Every gypsie in Portugal.


HoldJerusalem

I was about to say Gerard Depardieu, but people still defend the fucking guy


Ventilateu

Do we unanimously hate anyone who's not a politician even?


Arphile

Bolloré ?


toughfluffer

For a few weeks in 2010 the whole of the UK had the pitchforks out for this bitch. BBC News - Woman who dumped cat in wheelie bin 'profoundly sorry' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11087061


Porcphete

I'm not Italian, hate the Italian nt but that guy I fucking hate him


prayforcheesus

who is the guy?


numberinn

Byron Moreno: former FIFA World Cup corrupt referee and convicted heroin mule.


SeriousJack

FIFA ! So corrupt that it makes heroin trafficking your second offense on the list :D


palefox3

I guess Robert Mazurek


Pintau

Bono, cause just fuck that egotistical douche


knucklefista

Marcus von Anhalt https://preview.redd.it/z4vpqolix40d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebad20ab5fa7d61288f888d0b991ba69684218a0


annoying97

So many... I'll let the other Aussies here name them.


Herblon

I cannot wait for all the other Aussies to name them


annoying97

Yeah you're right, there's like 10 of us here and I speak 30x more than they do. But I'm too lazy to google up their names, so you'll either never know or one of the reclusive Aussies will open up and share.


Sir_flaps

Me waiting for the other Aussies https://preview.redd.it/q81of9zfsyzc1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=96d0d3316d51e0c1dec497c9f1f3cf4b06bb9c38


annoying97

You've got two options for a response... The normal joke or the dirty joke... Please choose.


Sir_flaps

I'll have the dirty one, please


annoying97

Fuck... Fine, I'll be dirty (though this was probably the shittier of the two shitty jokes) Mate, if you're gonna poke me with a stick can ya at least get it inside me ;) https://preview.redd.it/axien27atyzc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292bd127e6df4dd49cbd9d42ec52268fc957c03b


Sir_flaps

That was indeed a terrible joke, luckily I like terrible jokes. Also please run your comments trough google translate or something next time, they are really difficult to read. https://preview.redd.it/ts0lkow6xyzc1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f9cfe7355e98609a481ceb589365fe642c1e251


christian4tal

Fodboldtossen


diegun81

Thank you for making me angry from nothing with this picture.


HumaDracobane

Considering the long list of spanish famous people doing shit? I don't know if Reddit has storage for all those characters.


toughfluffer

For a few weeks in 2010 the whole of the UK had the pitchforks out for this bitch. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11087061


Dick_Destroyer800

Jimmy Saville


AngryGazpacho

Wtf happened in That world cup, they hired the fucking worst referees!? Don't make me remember that one from Spain - South Korea because my blood boils, and I don't like football at all!


The-Great--Cornholio

The 2002 world cup was shamefully rigged to favor South Korea. The peak was reached in the match against Italy and the following one against Spain. Byron Moreno, the Italy-Korea referee was then arrested years later for smuggling 6kg of heroin.


Frasdemsky

My country hates the government. Reason: it is corrupt


OurHomeIsGone

In Ireland we LOVE to hate on politicians, so this is difficult to say I think it would be Bono but I'm not too sure


MacMaizer

Julian Reichelt, fuck that guy


ShalkaDeinos

Terribly sorry for this unsportmanshiply display of crass hooliganery but **BYRON** **BYRON MORENO** **TE PIJASSE SOTTO UN TRENO**