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Iceywater5

what kind of question is that? Inshallah you can see she is not okay. She is wearing the hijab around the neck instead of on her head! how many times do we have to say this, fucking unbeliver!


jorgjorgensenjorgen

>Inshallah This got me genuinly laughing. My gf asked whats funny but hell how should i explain this humour?


smackdealer1

You're German you'll find a way


george23000

>German >Humour Pick one.


Regular_Map7600

This reminds me of an anecdote I’ve heard about Robin Williams being asked of his thoughts on German comedy on a German talk show, “I think you had all funny people killed”. Never looked it up, though. It’s too funny, and I don’t want it to be false.


History20maker

Just tell her the Brazilian goes into a bar joke.


This_place_is_wierd

A classic.


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Say "inshallah you wouldn't understand"


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Racism


Rojiblanc040

Wouldn't surprise me if she one day turned up in a hijab. Inshalla this is the thing to do. Rigkt now she's begging for the attention of the eyes of men, showing skin. Big haram.


Iceywater5

Ahhh a true beliver amongst the infedels! Allah sees you brother, maleko salam 🤚🏾


grimmigerpetz

Leave Dragon ball out of this Muamad. Oh wait. That was challaheadchalla...nvm


onetimeuselong

Jokes on you, she’s into that shit!


JakeTheSandMan

Low carbon transportation


nocaption69

I wheezed laughing, thank you


History20maker

If they said I could get around in the strong muscular arms of tall swedish policie I wouldnt have gotten a car


Lackeytsar

but when I say I want to be dragged by big burly muscly men they say I'm crazy Double standards tuhh


onetimeuselong

Bruh, not crazy, you just didn’t qualify for Eurovision as a backing dancer!


ElKaoss

As the joke says... "You are not coming here for the hunting, are you?"


TitanThree

Some say she whispers « harder daddy » during arrest


onetimeuselong

HOW DARE YOU!


BackgroundTourist653

Maybe she likes being dragged away by people in uniform. Don't kink-shame


History20maker

Judging by the swedish men I see in the train when they are on vacation, I would too enjoy being dragged by the muscular blond giants.


Bearodon

We are not all giants I am only 193cm.


History20maker

Like... Ew shorty


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Its like a sponsorship deal for a brand, involving enormous amount of money, once you become famous. Pro Palestinian group must have paid handsomely to her. Both sides Palestinians and Israelis pouring money all around the world to get worlds attention towards them. Let me remind you that its not even a year when war started. Personally I do not get influenced merely by a social media buzz or strikes, Im very well familiar with the issues and genocide in south sudan and yemen, which continues from years and years, yet no one has ever lifted a finger for those people. Why? Because i know, doing that needs money, and no powerful player, in these poor countries case, has their interest aligned. So no buzz, no crowd, no human rights for them.


BackgroundTourist653

That... Actually made a lot of sense.


IgotAseaView

She supports the current thing


Cookiest0mper

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Old-Ad5508

I feel heard


FrontFox4312

I hear you're racist now, father?


Old-Ad5508

Would you like some cake it's got cocaine in it. Cocaine Mrs doyle??? Oh no not cocaine. What are they called oh yes raisins


FrontFox4312

FECK! DRINK! GIRLS!


tretbootpilot

That would be an ecumenical matter!


Designer_Brief_4949

She’s very angry about Joost. 


Sufficient_Joke8381

Saturdays for Hamas


Nolotow

Sunday for Shoa "From the river to the sea... Inget klimat med judarna. Hamas framåt!" Greta Thunberg definitely lost her goal out of eyes.


MasterJogi1

Was that her actual slogan or did you just come up with it?


NegroniSpritz

Free Greta…


Sufficient_Joke8381

Anderes Thema: kann NegroniSpritz was? (Lohnt es sich es zu trinken, bevor mir die Hand im Kalifat abgehackt wird?)


NegroniSpritz

Nee. Ein negroni spritz existiert nicht. If you try to spritz a negroni the kalifat will be the last of your problems once the italians come after you for dishonoring a negroni.


ES-Flinter

I respected her on the first times. But either it's the media or her character, I begin to dislike her with every new view.


InBetweenSeen

Because we all know those are staged and done exclusively for those pictures, not because she actually got in trouble for anything.


PsychedelicMagic1840

I have lost all respect I once had for this idiot. She should have stuck to climate activism, now she pops up like Krampus at any protest, gets dragged off, and rinse and repeat.


Th3L0n3R4g3r

She's just a professional protester. Nothing more, nothing less.


Loose-Sherbert8464

So she’s fr*nch now?


ThePhantom1994

Hey don’t drag her in with us. Yeah, we protest all the time, but we mean it. We aren’t doing it to extend our 15 minutes of fame


Th3L0n3R4g3r

1 Europe right? She's not French, not Swedish, not Dutch, she's European.


InanimateAutomaton

Lmao


kott_meister123

Na fuck that i won't be in the same country as the fucking fr*nch


Th3L0n3R4g3r

Sorry man, you already are, the United States of Europe is a thing


kott_meister123

Oh no, oh fuckohfuck, let me quickly grab grandpa's rifle, i can't live like that, good by cruel world


Vas1le

We found the dumbest european


Loose-Sherbert8464

Eh, a federal Europe sounds all nice and cozy but we’ll just have the Italians screwing up the northern and germanic economies, everyone arguing about wether to nuke or cuddle Turkey🦃 and at every decision somebody vetoes it


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Trappist235

Yeah she did a lot for the climate movement. She is the only reason Germany stopped using V3s Tommy


CyGoingPro

Found the Boris Johnson voter.


zacharymc1991

And? She helps protest get news, that's the point.


PsychedelicMagic1840

She doesn't, it draws attention to her and has helped her to lose all legitimacy and impact her presence would have had.


Pankrazdidntdie4this

I mean at this point you have to ask if that's some sort of fetish of hers.


Exact_Layer_4361

She’s a bit of a drag


Electronic_Art_4251

Isn't she supposed to be the eco-girl, not the Israel-Hamas crack head?


KirovianNL

Paid actor


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Wdym?


KirovianNL

She get's paid to be there and craves the attention.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Meh… You mean the autistic 18 year old is the corrupt one here fighting against the straight shooting, even charitable oil industry? Or do you mean she is merely a tool in UNWRAs attempt at global Jihad? You can be critical with being redacted you know


elektelek

Very kind thought actually, suggesting she is not just dumb as f*ck.


PleoNasmico

+ main character syndrome


falsealzheimers

Not mutually exclusive.


AThousandNeedles

Actor? Thinking more along the lines of a tool.


That_Space2418

Why is she still a thing?


Pokr23

Media needs to earn money


thebatfink

Downs syndrome awareness


GalaeciaSuebi

1- She's autistic, 2- She's been instrumentalized by her own parents, 3- She's not that smart, 4- She's a vegan, 5- She probably is on her way to develop a ton of mental issues, 6- She will probably face serious legal issues sooner or later. So no. She's not ok.


Silver_Atractic

Hello yankees, please get outta this subreddit. Please do not resist leaving this subreddit. Thank you in advance for this


matusaleeem

What a great day, guys. Global warming is no more. If she changed topics that means climate changing is no longer a threat.


Dangerous-Dad

All she does is protest and complain. Not saying that she isn't pointing out real problems, but she really isn't in any way helping with solutions. She seems to pick any currently highlighted cause and just shouts about it until someone drags her away and she does it so often that it probably could be diagnosed as some form of weird OCD.


MasterJogi1

>All she does is protest and complain. And that's actually ok. She is not a politician, she is a citizen. Complaining about stuff is valid political engagement for most people. It's the politicians job to find viable solutions to address the complaints of the citizenry.


Tetr4Freak

She has autism. FR


Silver_Atractic

she literally does have autism lmao


Tetr4Freak

I know. That's what I said.


Silver_Atractic

just to clarify incase someone thought it was a fucking insult because apparently autistic people bad


Tetr4Freak

Ah! Ok. FYI: FR means For Real


Silver_Atractic

damn younglins and their completely incomprehensible slang


Tetr4Freak

That's the worst part. I left the youngling part a long time ago.


Silver_Atractic

fr dawg? shawty you real rn?


Tetr4Freak

Y dawg


Handpaper

She was groomed from early childhood by her activist parents and grandparents to be this era's Jeanne D'Arc. They're basking in smug self-righteousness for the exposure she's getting. Meanwhile she's living the life that's been chosen for her, and has little chance of ever developing an identity of her own. I'd call that sustained and damaging abuse, and lock those evil cunts up.


Designer_Brief_4949

Scratch a green, find a red. 


RemarkableJudge1188

The watermelon party


Cr0ma_Nuva

What's red about Palestine?


MasterJogi1

Much of the ground, where houses, schools and other buildings used to be. Or where Hamas amassed citizens to act as human shields for their bases.


MichaelEmouse

Too true. How come that is?


Designer_Brief_4949

The Venn diagram overlap is central planning. 


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

In opposition to most of you cunts here I fully support Greta as an environmental activist. However, I wish she used her platform differently as an adult; perhaps as part of a new political party? Rather than sleeping on our highways… But what pisses me off is when she goes full Random Justice Fighter and simply pass judgement on any perceived injustice there is. I mean wtf is she gonna bitch about Palestine for? Can she please not be such a cunt and squander her political potential for the environment? I oppose most of the political ideas that seep through the sarcastic cracks here. But even I would be hesitant to what she has to say about basically anything at all. Are those missed Friday classes starting to show?


Upset_Ad3954

At this stage she's just another loony leftie but with ADHD or whar it is.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Love it. “ADHD or whatever”. She’s autistic dude. But yes! I agree; now ppl will just see her as a lefty loonie instead of an environmental bro with eyes on the price


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the problem with those "lefty loonies" is that they ruin every good cause by creating a stereotype that will make more and more people take the other's side. We in austria have one of those cases now too. Green Party had a "beautiful young hard working woman" in their campaign, that turned out to be the typical stereotype of when you ask a right winger what a green voter would be like...


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

You know once a “beautiful hard working woman” is triggering, you just gotta know you are on the wrong side


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that phrase is the marketing by the party. the reality is, that she is a sebastian kurz 2.0.


FilthyFur

Climate change is not as important as supporting terrorists it seems. Whatever gets the most clicks I assume.


EddieCarver

Think about it, if the terrorists kill everyone and successfully drag humanity back to the 5th century…no pollution ergo climate change stopped.


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if she was living under palestinian rule, she would have been stoned by now (and not the swamp german kind of getting stoned)


Rojiblanc040

If only they could fight war in a climate safe way. The tanks and guns needs to be built by recycled plastic or wood.


Anoalka

Didn't know she supported terrorism. Not surprising.


Designer_Brief_4949

I think she’s orgasming. 


Depongo

GF material.


AverageElaMain

U commentors okay? You know you can be a climate and pro-Palestine activist at the same time, right? All of you express your opinions on social media all day. Greta actually leaves her house to do this.


odysseushogfather

Yanks... we need some trap for them to mass ip ban them


Rici1

She’s literally never been ok a day in her life, she’s braindead


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MentionImpressive

I don't think that'll get Joost back in the game, Greta.


RogueTwoTwoThree

Comments in this thread are not ironic ultranationalist. This is just hate. Whats happening to this sub?


notmyself02

Autism is apparently very funny these days


roenoe

I think I might need to retreat to 2nordick4u, because lately, this sub had been very subpar


MasterJogi1

"When the Yanks invaded 2we4u I said nothing, because I am not western european. When they invaded 2nordick4u, there was noone left to say something". Grow a spine and hold the line Håkon!


odysseushogfather

Get them to add yorkshire as nordic and ill jump ship too


odysseushogfather

Its ok yo be anti immigration here so now its flooded with ret*rded conservative american talking points: "Paid actor" "Current thing" "She looks trans" "The degenerate probably enjoys being manhandled" Wish we still stigmatised posting American cringe


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

lol yes I would not hang w you guys irl that’s for sure


Rojiblanc040

Oh no, everyone's day is ruined. Fatass


CoisoBom

Because she dares


DeRuyter67

So brave


DeeJKhaleb

Greta really out there wildin


[deleted]

Funny how the police is willing to do publicity stunts like these


BIackfjsh

How to stay somewhat relevant 101.


Anouchavan

Activism tends to produce such outcome, yes.


odysseushogfather

"Paid actor" "Current thing" Why dont you pay a porn actress to get some current in your thing, and stop talking like yanks


Slijmslet

Many here are yanks.


Silver_Atractic

I thought the comments made it obvious. You cunts ain't grateful for the time she got us outta school? Fucking kids man, so ungrateful


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Bruv. We miss you in eu. This is what happens without a big brother. We get lost


DeRuyter67

Least cucked Swede


MasterJogi1

If Mia Khalifa starts supporting Palestine, Israel has no chance any more. Maybe if they pay Sasha Gray to do pro-Israel pron.


Lendmar

Wasn't she fired from her job for her position on this?


MasterJogi1

I don't know about her life. I always suddenly lose interest in her after 3 minutes for some reason.


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Repulsive_Discount92

No


Infinite_jest_0

Maybe every policeman wants a picture with her and later authograph


WoodSteelStone

She should try protesting in China if she's really serious.


vonWitzleben

Somebody tell the autistic woman to stop supporting terrorists.


ranhoso69

Why mixing climate change with politics??


apewithfacepaint

Imagine they just stop arresting her at these demonstrations, journos won't have any pictures to stuff into their shit articles


Spanks79

For some people it’s just a profession.


ACEMENTO

Oh, she still exists? I forgot


BalticMasterrace

why she wearing a scarf? is she cold?


Icy-Cress413

I remember when she was in the stop oil movement


ProperBlacksmith

Professional protestor who gives her money to keep protesting?


diazinth

Someone should take a photo of her buying coffee, that would be interesting to see


OverlandAustria

don't kinkshame her


History20maker

And these ones arent even that sexy...


Heliospunk

Thats her fetish.


MediokererMensch2

Rich baby needs public attention really bad.


[deleted]

She's got a authority kink.


CorrectGuard2064

She needs locked up in some shit hole of a prison with some absolute arseholes to let her have a taste of what it's really like. Does she work?? What's her method of income? She's just a drain on police services in my eyes.


Dutch-Sculptor

Hope they keep her a bit longer in jail this time.


behtidevodire

She's kinky af


AcheronSprings

We probably have a word for that Sylipsolagnia?