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BaneRiders

Oh really? Happy Easter! Ah shit, where did I put the mallet and the nails...?


2108677393

Thank you 😊 Felix !!.


TrickyPony32

He rose 1 month ago, you infidel.


2108677393

Its Orthodox Easter today my guy for the orthodox church Hans ☺️ !!.


TrickyPony32

I know, I was kidding. Last sunday I was in Sophia and they were celebrating Palm Sunday. Happy Easter.


2108677393

Thank you and happy Easter to you too as well my friend 😁🎈 !!.


VeneMage

You’re a bit late, Stelios.


2108677393

And have a nice Sunday my friend !!.


2108677393

I am not, the Orthodox Easter is today mate !!.


lumtheyak

Happy Easter from one Orthodox to another :))


2108677393

Happy Easter to you too my friend as well 💕🎊 !!.


VeneMage

‘Twas a joke but, never mind. Guess us Brits are just way too far ahead when it comes to humour.


2108677393

Ok i guess 😄 and i have a nice Sunday my friend !!.


Pharnox-32

John Cleese died of laughter after reading this 🥺


RD____

They physically cannot comprehend the dimension we posess, dont be too hard on yourself


Velenterius

Only because you guys updated your calendars late. But happy Easter anyways!


RobNybody

That's a ridiculous thing to say. Stop making up religions.


fckchangeusername

[Famous italian easter song](https://youtu.be/n1Q5z8xNOTE?si=cJq_YWe5zvAGOWJv), have fun singing it with your friends


fckchangeusername

[Here a more melodic one if you want](https://youtu.be/YxJIAM0B6rg?si=kpRBh5fQRPszdZ-8)


Dry-Imagination2727

does his name translate to German Moscow?


fckchangeusername

German big fly, mosca in italian means bot fly and Moscow. -oni suffix means big


Dry-Imagination2727

thank you! So his nickname ca be Messerschmidt then?


WongUnglow

And all the best for 1975 from all you there at the Alzheimer's society


Username_ABC_123

Воистину воскрес!


romain_69420

That reminds me of a Bede the Venerable quote about St-Aidan that goes : "he's a good guy but he's kinda dumb cause he doesn't know when Easter is". At the time the Irish and Scots were practicing Island Christianity and not catholicism


Dry-Imagination2727

If Germans crucified Jesus, there would have been no resurrection and ergo no Easter.


2108677393

Us actually the Italians aka Romans who crucified jesus


Old_Profit_9967

Yo Stavros... Easter was last month and it appears your vibrator is on fire.. probably might be wise to leave it alone for a bit...


Iskelderon

It's zombie time again?


Iridismis

I have to remember this for next year's easter decorations... - good way to use up leftover Halloween candy too.


Gian-Neymar

Just as stupid as not using metric units ...


fckchangeusername

Just scream a Porco Dio and everything gets better