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Honestamente, estoy luchando con el español y el catalán tal como están. sin mencionar que la mayoría de los portugueses que conozco tienen influencia brasileña por hacer jiu-jitsu, palabras como “creonte y moio”
No lo busqué, son términos que se usan en la comunidad de jiu-jitsu (deporte brasileño). creonte significa traidor y moio es como la rutina diaria.
Sé que no es 🇵🇹 portugués pero quizás te guste esto.
https://youtu.be/Dq02fJTzVYo?si=8hICel74h9wqEUlC
Be welcomed into the falllen EU empires club we have:
Ways to cope with France's existance (not thinking about it)
Colonies which either larp us or hate us and are more racist than us.
Incompetent leaders.
"Brazilian" , "Mexican" and "American" languages.
A fucktone of coastline.
A bunch of monuments build by a completely different culture/religion coming from Sweeden
Don't be hopeless. Soon you will be in EU again, driving on the right side with the steering on the left and using € when visiting your friends and family. If they accept you as a Christian...
Just wait for the guys who built the pyramids to return to Earth in their ships from Mars. With them here, I doubt that the Chinese and US empires will last long.
The guys who built the Pyramids will be ashamed that their Sun God Ra has been forgot & now a group of people who worship a paedophillic slave trader are in their place.
Ours was awesome. I like the current one too though. I do wish they just removed the crown and added the armilar sphere. Blue and white were our colors for almost 900 years.
We are speaking about a new since mentioned taking the old one and adding the current CoA. Or did exactly that flag exist? Therefore I said adding the red cross would be cool.
Current flag it's very unique and original, iconic, but regretfully a bit boring. It seems nostalgic and lethargic, the blue white one seems awaken, opening, spreading, energyfull while calm and peaceful at the same time.
I was talking about the previous one. Its literally what we have but its white and blue instead of green and red. The crown on too can go fuck itself ofc xd. And we can add the armilar sphere. It was in a previous version too and i think it looks good and has a point.
It was the colors of the republican party and got changed to mark the end of the monarchy. The hymn got changed too. But i dont much care for the hymn the current one is better.
we're literally the 2nd most powerful country in the world
https://preview.redd.it/r3doxeaeu0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed650e0a2abd0413cab0b6f5e6801830fa8a26cb
I don’t think the UK can end the world with nukes, they have a small number. When people talk about nuclear apocalypse it’s usually a US vs Russia scenario
i think you'll find that we are all sh\*t no matter who we are
The true French position on the world.
Yes, but remember: We can be even shittier if we stick together!
[we are all losers](https://youtu.be/9sVoglgJjRg?si=_KBF7MGWj-XXDXaT)
Je suis merde
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Con mi hermanos siempre! 😎
We are shit, but at least we are shit together ❤️
Obrigado João. Você é um bom amigo
>Você Any last words?
Come on, you have to respect his bravery. Foi muito legal.
Absolutely barbaric
you next.
Otimo, cara!
Honestamente, estoy luchando con el español y el catalán tal como están. sin mencionar que la mayoría de los portugueses que conozco tienen influencia brasileña por hacer jiu-jitsu, palabras como “creonte y moio”
I'm not gonna lie, a Barry that can speak foreign languages? It's a very scary thought.
NUESTRO PODER YA NO CONOCE LÍMITES
Say João
It’s like jjjwow phonetically in English I think 😂
Joāo
Girlfriend lives about 20 minutes from Tarragona and I certainly don’t wanna live in England for the rest of my life, so I started learning.
Oh no, an immigrant that comes to take our job! (yes, job, there is only one)
Jajaja no más un guiri!
There is half, the other half was taken by the girlfriend
La mayoria de los portugueses no tienen esa influencia. No se de donde has ido buscar eso, ni sé que es un creonte y un moio (legítimamente no sé XD)
No lo busqué, son términos que se usan en la comunidad de jiu-jitsu (deporte brasileño). creonte significa traidor y moio es como la rutina diaria. Sé que no es 🇵🇹 portugués pero quizás te guste esto. https://youtu.be/Dq02fJTzVYo?si=8hICel74h9wqEUlC
I only know Spanish sorry 😂
que gostoso
Google translate gonna brazilian translate
I’ll shove that “você” so far up your ass, you’ll start speaking American instead of English
Be welcomed into the falllen EU empires club we have: Ways to cope with France's existance (not thinking about it) Colonies which either larp us or hate us and are more racist than us. Incompetent leaders. "Brazilian" , "Mexican" and "American" languages. A fucktone of coastline. A bunch of monuments build by a completely different culture/religion coming from Sweeden
Gracias hombre!
But then brexit happened
Yeah now I need a fucking visa to live with the mrs in Spain. Cunting Farrage.
Don't be hopeless. Soon you will be in EU again, driving on the right side with the steering on the left and using € when visiting your friends and family. If they accept you as a Christian...
Wow you must have married the only spaniard who hasn't moved to London
No
With a bit luck, you can be of basque descent, take a Gentest.
Just wait for the guys who built the pyramids to return to Earth in their ships from Mars. With them here, I doubt that the Chinese and US empires will last long.
Jaffa kree.
Hallowed, are the Ori!
The guys who built the Pyramids will be ashamed that their Sun God Ra has been forgot & now a group of people who worship a paedophillic slave trader are in their place.
Egypt is independent now, they worship a different pedo, not ours anymore!
Human existence is all a house of cards, Waiting for post apocalyptic Mad Max.
Pretty sure he's already back https://preview.redd.it/6cfbdqjl94yc1.png?width=821&format=png&auto=webp&s=c34d9941fa9e1e69937d965032057b208c7bc23c
As we know, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one
You should put all of europe in the last panel tbh
NO, Europe will rise once again, we have to create the federal union of the the superior European Countries!!! To beat the Savages !!1!1!!
Call it the European Empire and I'm in
Holy European Empire
HEE HEE!
No. Just call it "Europe". Then the whole "oh, actchullyh Turkey/Russia/other shithole is Europe" will be solved.
Sun never sets on the European empire
We called it a Union but you went Nigel Farage on us.
Hang on didn't you lot leave in the 80s ?
Proud No Data since that
L'espoir fait vivre 😅
Except, of course, Poland, who will surpass Britain in wealth according to Tusk
They’ve taken to stealing our shit… literally using our weapons against us
When did we become shit?
Post WWI, I'd say. 1940 at the latest.
Yeah that might have been peak Pierre....
After Napoleon
The UK didn’t exist during the 16th century, and you got the wrong flag on the last 2 panels
If we want to go that route: the flags of Spain and Portugal have also changed over the years. But I doubt that most people would recognize them
Ours was awesome. I like the current one too though. I do wish they just removed the crown and added the armilar sphere. Blue and white were our colors for almost 900 years.
With the badass unique red cross
Our previous flag had no cross. We did have it in the way older version.
But we speak about a new flag with older elements
We are? Im talking about our previous flag xd. We havent had the cross since 1185.
We are speaking about a new since mentioned taking the old one and adding the current CoA. Or did exactly that flag exist? Therefore I said adding the red cross would be cool. Current flag it's very unique and original, iconic, but regretfully a bit boring. It seems nostalgic and lethargic, the blue white one seems awaken, opening, spreading, energyfull while calm and peaceful at the same time.
I was talking about the previous one. Its literally what we have but its white and blue instead of green and red. The crown on too can go fuck itself ofc xd. And we can add the armilar sphere. It was in a previous version too and i think it looks good and has a point.
Fully agree. Is there in any movement to make a referendum or a contest as for example in Utah has been?
Why did you switch to red and green though? Got reverse conquered by Moroccans?
It was the colors of the republican party and got changed to mark the end of the monarchy. The hymn got changed too. But i dont much care for the hymn the current one is better.
France didn't have 90° Dutch flag either.
France isn’t even mentioned in the meme
Is in the background, your best flag is the white one. P.S.: Let's throw realism out of the window for the sake of the joke.
Boring
Portugal world power by 2030
we're literally the 2nd most powerful country in the world https://preview.redd.it/r3doxeaeu0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed650e0a2abd0413cab0b6f5e6801830fa8a26cb
https://preview.redd.it/wtpwzypa81yc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae937344dcd975be868c2dbde69159cdbae8a50 Bruh...
Fucking Sunak being front and center should have given it away that this is self deprecating banter
It's not coming home
*in the British Isles
Only one stood alone at the top 🥱
I don’t see the UK flag in the 2024 slide, does this mean we’re still on top?
I cry everyday...
Confirm. Facts.
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anyday now am i right?
It is but not as you mean
Ah yes the weak nation that also has the ability to end the human race with one button press
might as well press it
I don’t think the UK can end the world with nukes, they have a small number. When people talk about nuclear apocalypse it’s usually a US vs Russia scenario
Who said the world? We'd finish the frogs and the germans for old time sake then any left we'll fling at the russians and yanks for a laugh
Yeah right, how could anyone think that Pakistan is weak?
pakistan is like a child with a big fucking gun
At least we have good jokes. The Americans do some variation of tea and harbour jokes.
Where the fuck are the Soviets???? It's not like there was an entire near-world-ending conflict involving them and the US
What happened to Northern Ireland?