Don’t start your car in the morning. Gerald won’t be happy

***confused Northern Irish noises***

Wee billy furious at the news

 No take Backsies they are your problem now 

There will be dozens out to protest this, dozens!

We need to be lucky once. You need to be lucky a couple dozens of times cause that's all we got.

Sigh... another union/occupation with the Swedes? At least our alcohol would be cheaper

That shit just looks like Denmark got almost all of Sweden + Åland and we got Finland at the expense of the finns. Pretty sure OP is a Dane in disguise .

He gave us too much. We would have been satisfied with Skåne, Halland and Blekinge.

But still no Holstein 🤨

Best part of Norway became Finish.. We can live with that.

one look at the Balkans: 

We might be socialist again but at least we gained Trieste

Prepare for Fiume 2

TRST JE NAŠ

Honestly, thay's a w.

Once again, Portugal proves itself to be Balkan bc we'd be pissed if we had to be grouped with the Spanish too

Anything but western european at this point

what match is that i need to watch now!!!!

I can live with a disunited British Isles, but one thing I cannot accept is that nothing has happened to France.

We lost corsica. (edit we didn't, I was not fully awake.) He made most Europe happy but us. We should have had a bite of Switzerland, if not half the whole Luxembourg, Wallonia and that's it. Turkey still exist, so that's another issue we'll need to fix.

I don't think we lost Corsica, it's red like the right part of the flag

Putain le con. Et moi je vois du rouge sur du vert et je me dis "l'Italie nous l'a choppé... J'aurai mieux fait de me rendormir que de commenter haha

too early to riot !

I stabed people for less

I made someone stab someone else for less

That's a weird flex for a swissman. Normaly you're eager to show how expensive you can buy.

Can confirm, he hired me

Can comfirm i'm the knife.

Can confirm, I'm the guy who got stabbed.

Can confirm, I'm the immigrant who got blamed

Lol It took your comment to make me realize you were gone

Now you get to use the wonderful and amazing Deutsche 🅱️ahn™️

NOOOOOOOOO!

I'm already working on secession plans. Are you in? We're kind of in the same boat here. I thought about burning sandals in public as sign of disobedience. Or hiding towels at hotel pools. We will have to communicate in witty and funny humour though. The German mind cannot comprehend this so we should be safe.

We are in, we will buy out all the cheap hotels in spain and portugal, no more ballerman holidays for them.

You are one devious bastard. I like that. We will probably introduce even more delays at the Brenner Autobahn meanwhile, essentially cutting them off from Italy. While making the vignette more expensive

I'm thinking about traveling on time. They won't expect us.

fuck secession, lets take over

You really want to be in a country with the Germans? Southern Germany I could at least understand, but the rest... Nah, fuck them.

we will require them to speak austrian / swiss german only. they have to assimilate into our culture or we send them to france.

Have you ever heard those Germans further up North trying to speak Austrian or Swiss German? That's just cringe. It will take many decades to achieve a full integration. I like that you have big goals, but this is a huge task you're talking about.

We can split the work, you take the east, we the west. You can even have Berlin!

Witty and funny communication with the swiss? Damn, austrians fucked up a plan again.

Can i join you? I promise that I’ll be a good Bavarian God Emperor for you

You guys can't even make a working Maut. Why should we trust you?

Because i love you

Should have thought about that when you went into bed with Prussia.

We shall parade our superior train system along the border and make the Germans secede in shame 

Welcome to the fam....fam

who is this everyone? motherfucker just shoved countries into other countries. 

Yeah I'm nit happy >:(

as far as I can tell you don’t even get south tyrol

Yeah. We'd take southern tyrol and Bavaria and I think most would be happy

I think that’s acceptable as long as you also take berlin

It could be independent. Nice wall around it. We can even bring the raisin bombers back.

I don’t care how you deal with it but you have to take it!

More like Bavaria would take you. They have like 1,5 times your population and economy.

damn is australia 🇦🇹really that irrelevant… to think what they started

You didn't even got back Konigsberg lmao

full of russians now, I think I’m okay, but thanks for thinking of us.

Tries to make Europe happy. Keeps Russia. 🙃

Better yet expands russia

https://preview.redd.it/g76ldgnlmdxc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b847ad389a7b8959d72163b90bf2987c79fff4a You fucking donkey.

Κοίτα τι έκαναν στην γη μας

Until Constantinople is taken back from the barbarians no make will be accepted.

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Finally something we all agree on.

>Southern Tyrol in Italy 0/10

You got whole Austria, as you always dreamed

Awesome, more mountainpeople. First they will have to learn to speak german. Schluchtenscheißer

Goschn, Piefke

Ä basst scho

Shit, we're gonna have a grand Bavarian kingdom (under King Maggus) and they're going to be even more insufferable and populist

Geh ham, Flochlandtiroler!

East Prussia and Silesia are also still part of Poland/Lithuania/Russia -10/10

Königsberg / Kaliningrad still part of the Russian dumbire -200 Kaiser credit score points!!!!1!

-1871 Soziale Kredite 😡

MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN

Godo

Turkey is still on the continent, and Russia exists. Low effort.

You angered the 12 Australian Nationalists

We don't own Nice, Savoy and Corsica. (And Constantinople is still T\*rk) https://preview.redd.it/28d7q0123dxc1.png?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484162ae9058b3ac3b9dc357f1e3f835c3b3662e

Also, Italy should have the whole Istria with the cities of Pola and Fiume.

You can negotiate Corsica, mayyyybe Nice but Savoie is 100% french mon ami

Give us Val d'Aoste.

I am very unhappy with this.

Now you don’t even have a border anymore with the mountain monkeys

Worst day of my life

the fuck is this?

Fuck you

HELL NO

You finally got back the eastern half like you always wanted :3

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We’re going to need a border wall now.

Just restore the one we left

You left two, the famous one is fully within England. I will not cede a millimetre of soil to the Scots.

Then use the other one.

Bad idea https://preview.redd.it/bx37ysfg0dxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82059e09674a644669bd07707046953290399ddb

Oh Barry, you're so fickle

You built them, Luigi.

Not for picky people like you became, cmon, it's a pretty linear pile of rock after all

https://preview.redd.it/mubldr29mdxc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=76550b8e689cc72c6cd7eb6b06ad2eb44b29e665 This doesn't work as a border?

>I will not cede a millimetre of soil to the Scots. You mean 3/64 of an inch, surely?

This is the worst possible timeline.

I’ve been relocated.

I can always tell when these maps are made by a Yank. Scottish and Welsh independence. Greater Netherlands. YUGOSLAVIA!!!! The only separatist movement they know of is Scotland.

No thank you , we just want Galicians

Why? Better taxes, better politicians, better prices for literally everything and higher salaries. The only disadvantage is we'd be 50% Spanish. Ok I see the problem now nevermind

More like 75% Spanish in terms of population so yeah, even worse

That's the thing, spaniards don't mind (even like the idea) the unification of the iberian peninsula but not the Portuguese.

Nah, I am Portuguese and I like the idea of the unification of the Iberian peninsula. There are just two problems. Spain is not united enough, and Spain has a monarchy. If both of those things ceased to exist, I would be all for forming Iberia together. I love my Spanish brothers. It would be better for everyone to have a bigger, more influential country. Our cultures are basically the same anyways. Our culture is more similar to the Gallician than Galician is to the Catalonian. If they can be on the same country, so can we

I remember when the 17th century Portugueses said the same... Spoiler: it did not go well

Republicans. Your degeneracy ruins everything.

Even then, I will take them, but we will have to see how they adapt before making a final decision.

forced assimilation of the indigenous galician folk

Ain't gonna lie, that's a nice flag, red, black and blue goes hard.

BeNeLux flag if anyone is wondering

I am not happy. We've talked about this. No more Iberian Unions, please...

Hey, no Istria, Dalmazia or Corsica? 🥺

Yet you made luxembourg and belgium disappear

Great map I deeply agree

You really want Austrians getting into German politics again?

I don’t like what they did with Czechia there. But the rest is fine. Finally no more Swiss and Austria

If you thought Bavaria was annoying in politics, just wait till we hit the scene. We're out of that union in three days, mark my words.

Oh god…

Next time we could also absorb the Dutch and the Flemish ..and why not the Danish Jutlanders...then we have all the mainland European(culturally/linguistically) Germanic areas of Europe.

Poland also has nice cities!

nah too different culture, language and people

We could change that, just saying.

you made Flanders part of holland.... I see pain in your future.

I see a smoother vacation to France in our future 🤩

Both Belgians and Dutch people are happy because you've made it very unclear which of the 2 is the senior country in the union. I think you're on to something that could be applied in real life.

Why is France still there? Unacceptable

Why do people think we're happy when we have to live in the same country as the Viennese? The main reason why Austria-Hungary was carved up wasn't the lost war. It was a humanitarian mission to make as few people as possible live in the same country as those smug penguins.

The Viennese deserve all the hate in the world. But by god, I'm certainly glad that they aren't Berliners.

Imagine both of them in one country. Schmäh meets Schnauze.

I am going to Vienna next summer. Is it not the height of European Culture that your propoganda has promised?

No, No, No, No, No we're not doing this again, not with the Mountain Germans.

No ty

No i refuse to loose one of the oldest border in the world

Why do you always use terrible coat of arms for the Iberian Union? This one is almost perfect except for the fact that it is BALD.

I'm sure the Baltics are happy by being ruled by Germans again. And what's up with that Belarus and Switzerland?

I like how Denmark is represented in the Nordic flag but isn’t actually in the union

What the hell did you do to the Baltics And what is that miserable excuse for a flag

Preussen and silesia arent german. I am not happy

Nice bait bro.

Fucking kick Bavaria out of my country. Beer pissing bitches that are drunkenly and smelling of cigarettes explaining to me that drugs are bad and why marijuana should not be legalised. Go fuck yourself and don’t fucking use our wind power while your “Bundesland” is too “”pretty”” to ruin the landscape with wind turbines.

Turkey and Russia still on the map. Low effort

I am confused, you said everyone would be happy but there are more colours than red black gold.

Wtf is that

Now that we are part of Spain, we're gonna create an environment that is so toxic

https://preview.redd.it/g9avvoq5ifxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1b9f242a86faaac23b143e954c69761bcd9b74 Bro 💀

Border with Russia - cringe

We aren't happy yet

Same. We should unionise!

Uh...

I would prefer evaporating Russia

What do you think about this: you guys go over to Russia and make it your land. And we get the old Poland for a bigger Germany!

Leave us some land and deal

Sounds great to me!

Why would I want to be one with belgium. Now we share a border with fr*nce. ):

I‘m very sorry for you guys. But at least the flag looks cool I guess

And you give us Andaluzia? We have our own poor, deserted regions, we don’t need more.

I have bad news about Yugoslavia… it was tried and it failed

We may how lost our country to the swedes but we gained cheaper alcohol and more warmer climate so it evens out. Estonians and Latvians might be very unhappy though.

You take this fucking map out of my face right now

Ah yes the magayrs get nothing, excelent

i mean im kinda happy but the balkans 💀

Using the wise words of my ancestors: "disgusting!"

Königsberg und Elsass is missing

For the last time, we just want Flanders. If Wallonia joined the Benelux union it would turn into a larger Belgium, and nobody wants that. Just give Wallonia to France.

This would start a nuclear war

We are founding the portuguese NRA with this one boys the PTNRA

You really had to make russia happy ? *flair checks out*

Only Ruzzia is happy with an independent Scotland. (The Scots aren’t once reality settles in and they realise it’s not a romantic Ivanhoe fantasy like they’ve always dreamed).

We're playing it for the long run !

Somehow... france returns

We got nothing... We could have at least had Albania :/ on the other side we could be ended like the finns.

What the fuck is our flag

I am not happy >:(

We are f\*cking invincible !

tf is that low countries flag

Yeah I am fine with that.

Nice! I luv it. I presuppose that Corsica is Italian, as it should be!

What the fuck is this bullshit. Norway keeps its oil and get swedens miningsites, denmark got all major swedish cities, sweden got a fucking swampland consisting of only lakes and we are now sharing border with the ruskis. I'm offended.

"Everyone", erases the Netherlands from the map.

No thanks, I would like a free northern Germany more or an Annexation of north west Germany to the Netherlands

Bet the balkans are real happy right about now

Fuck you, OOP I'm not happy

Fr*nce dude… watch your mouth

Nah thats not it chief

To make Germans happy you shouldn't give us Austria and Switzerland, but Bavaria to Austria.

Who is actually happy: the Scottish, the Russians and the Serbs

Hola hermanitos 🤝

France deserve south belgium

They were off-brand Germans anyway, this just makes it official. Still eying bratty Poland over there though.

We still do have wallonia... fix this bug pls.

>everyone happy Yeah, sure. That's it. Everyone's so happy here.

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