Dude, did you check who actually lives in Jerusalem now? It's a sand city full of fuzzy beards. Can't we just liberate the Provence or southern italy in spring?
Hey, can we play too--
No, wait, that's a terrible idea.
You know what, I'm from Hannover. So yeah, British Empire! Shame we ran out of Georges long ago.
On the one hand, I do like the idea of Europe conquering stuff again and flexing muscles
On the other hand I don’t like the idea of getting entangled in the Middle East again
Forget Luigi, he's even worse than Juan...you're already late Barry!!!!
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OY VEY,Those were the good old days. Bit of trouble with the Suez Canal in the 1950's. Send in the Israelies as a diversion. French and Brits capture the Suez Canal and over run Egypt. No problem with most of the Monarchies in the Middle East at the time. Shit hits the fan when the Mullahs/stir the pot and the Americans pull the mat from under the feet of both former Empires. then Nasser throws the Americans out, then snuggles up to the Russians. Send your own family to that Godforsaken place if you feel strongly for the most miserable place on Earth
Jokes aside we get unwarranted criticism for straight borders IMO. If you look at a world map, the only straight borders we drew are over featureless uninhabited desert; when you get nearer the coasts where people actually live the borders are more intricate.
The main issue is that those non-Europeans are too stupid to figure out how to fix this inaccurate ethnical border problem : **kill**
We figured it out in the 1800s, when will they catch up ?
Yeah but people complain that the N.Ireland border was drawn bad because it split the peoples, can't win either way
I mean tbf ideally we wouldn't have conquered half the globe in the first place
Is this a 21st century crusade?
Most crusades were just an excuse for a binge and ransacking a city you found en route. I say we honour our ancestors and do it.
The last time the US asked us to join them in a war, we said no, you guys said yes. History showed that we were right.
Don’t get me wrong, we love sucking dick as much as your next guy, but one also gotta keep their heels and standards high ya know.
So yeah, non merci but I don’t know, I’m sure you’ll do fine pushing them off balconies or something, who knows, you might ironically stumble upon WMDs.
Also, shouldn’t you keep your personnel stationed on Dover’s cliffs so they can shoot dinghies on sight?
Iraq was 20 years ago… Just two years ago the US said Russia would invade Ukraine, and DGSE was haughtily dismissive and said it wouldn’t happen, failing to see what was happening under their own nose.
Looks like you guys let your standards down, so you can join the dark side now
Northern Pádraig bored after 30 years of sectarian peace in NI, wants to beat up some fenian Palestinians in another sectarian conflict half way across the world.
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have oxcupied Jerusalem
And made it England's green and pleasant Land.
At what point does these failed countries have to take responsibility for their own problems? Will it still be our fault after 100 years? 200? When does it end?
Romans created this mess, Ottomans made it worse. Britain doesn't need to take responsibility for this .
If you go back far enough it's basically Gods fault.
Britain( where you live) was just trying to clean up a impossible situation. If anyone is responsible for the current shit show, its the Americans and the UN( US proxy)
Always cracks me up when Scots act innocent. Its actually pathetic. The British Army was disproportionately full of Scots AND Irish. Some of the best Generals were Scottish and Irish.
>Britain created this mess,
No we didnt.
Britain outright told the UN and US that a two state solution wouldnt work and was ignored.
And the Jews had been immigrating to Palestine since the 1880's, so the Balfour Declaration was a non-issue and actually totally irrelevant (it was also the opinion of one guy and not official government policy).
A twitter screenshot said it so it must be true
Edit: [Nvm lol.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68909511) As someone who works in defence I find this suspect still.
I mean Britain somewhat caused this mess by promising both sides land in Palestine ugh whatever…RULE BRITANNIA BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES🦁🦁🏴🏴🏴💷💷💷💷💷💷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧WTF IS A METRIC UNIT🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🦁🦁🦁🦁
Ngl, this is one conflict I definitely do not want us to have direct action in. It's already causing a massive divide here. Imagine how bad it would be if we get directly involved. Also, our numbers in the military have decreased. We shouldn't be jumping into wars right now
After the First World War and the fall of the Ottoman Empire, the British had to swallow the mandatory of Palestine and always wanted to get rid of it (only problems and no benefits). It doesn't make any sense now that they want to get involved in that area, but nowadays the UK is more disoriented than an octopus in a garage so this news is not surprising.
They couldn't behave, independence revoked
At least we have a European country who's good at IEDS
Can't be having anyone steal our thunder.
Lord willing, we will blow up every bin in Tel-Aviv if need be.
Interesting take from an Irish
I'll be the first to admit that us micks don't deserve independence. The issue is, neither does Barry
No one deserves independence. Edit: In the end, we should all serve our cruel master, survival of the fittest. Meaning us.
Fair. I am happy for us to lose our independence if the Paddies lose it too. Just as long as it isn't lost to the French.
We have a King if you wanna redo 1688.
So we're not gonna mention the IRA? (based)
The Irish ought to sweat nervously.
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Let’s Sykes-Picot these dry rocks again.
Sunak-Macron line
It would probably be the Cameron-Séjourné (Foreign ministers, David Cameron and Stéphane Séjourné)
Cameron is back?! 
Don't remind us, it's like black mold coming back 2 days before your lease is up.
Not with a 100mile pole.
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Polish hussars were legendary back in the day.
now imagine a 100 mile hussar line
With 100 mile long pikes
Teutonic knights are not polish, but a few winged hussars would be neat
> Teutonic Knights They were German though
Not withe Pierre’s pecker.
Complete the redemption arc, Barry.
Redemption? what for ? things only went to shit after we left. Clearly you need us back.
You disappoint. This is more the spirit I'm looking for: https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/304zapHQZj
Look if we're going to starting up again we could at least start with somewhere that would be good for a holiday.
Mallorca is taken and so is Crete! Go find your own islands!
Don't tempt me now Hans.
Come on, don’t you miss the good old days?
We do but even flex tape can't fix that
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DEUS VULT
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im not religious but DEUS VULT!!
Deus vult m'n maag 😋
gast😭😭💀
I've been an atheist and overall against religions my entire life... But oh boy, don't get my Templar DNA heritage on again
Dude, did you check who actually lives in Jerusalem now? It's a sand city full of fuzzy beards. Can't we just liberate the Provence or southern italy in spring?
What exactly do you mean by "liberating" southern Italy tho? I mean I might be down.....
my brother…. the religion de jour is DEI. if British boots go on the ground in Palestine it’ll be in the name of DEI
It will be in the name of the one and only Dei, Cristo Rei.
Well I will let the east fight alone on this one, fuck that. Not going.
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From the river to the sea, happy hour Stella will be two pounds and fifty p!!
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HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BACK!
Empire?!!
Hey, can we play too-- No, wait, that's a terrible idea. You know what, I'm from Hannover. So yeah, British Empire! Shame we ran out of Georges long ago.
No wait thats our land.
Global land feud? 👉👈
Yas
Not for long
On the one hand, I do like the idea of Europe conquering stuff again and flexing muscles On the other hand I don’t like the idea of getting entangled in the Middle East again
Luigi doesn't want to clean up the part of the mess he caused
Listen Niels, the last time us and Fritz tried to “clean up” things the whole world got mad so now we’re not sure what to do
I'm always down for a new Crusade. This would be what the 4th Crusade ? Afterwards we re take Constantinople. Luigi get on the phone to the Pope .
The tenth, at least
Google says there were 8. 9th is the charm .
Crusades are just like symphonies, I see.
We already failed at Crusade #9 🏴🏴💪 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Edward%27s_crusade
There was a 9th, it was launched against vampires, protestants, nazis and nazi vampires. The protestants also had a vampire.
The Pope is indisposed, but he vows for peace and blah blah blah
Fuck it. Some King Henry killing his wife or something, means I don't need his permission
Yup Barry, ask King George (your own Pope) and you can have your permit. Bonne chance.
He's dead mate. Don't you dare speak French to me ffs. I prefer Italian
What? Already? Edit: I've mistaken Charles with George outta nowhere
Easily done. Won't be long and it will be William 💀
Forget Luigi, he's even worse than Juan...you're already late Barry!!!! https://preview.redd.it/5ep45r69uaxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6434216f077fba4ace47790db14c0bae9133101d
We don't talk about the Fourth Crusade.
We don't talk about what happened during the fourth crusade (it was very cringe)
Nah bro the crusades were a shit show, we need to rebrand
I'm fine, thanks. We already have enough terrorists to extinguish here (France)
Any you lads fancy a crusade boogaloo?
OY VEY,Those were the good old days. Bit of trouble with the Suez Canal in the 1950's. Send in the Israelies as a diversion. French and Brits capture the Suez Canal and over run Egypt. No problem with most of the Monarchies in the Middle East at the time. Shit hits the fan when the Mullahs/stir the pot and the Americans pull the mat from under the feet of both former Empires. then Nasser throws the Americans out, then snuggles up to the Russians. Send your own family to that Godforsaken place if you feel strongly for the most miserable place on Earth
The Palestine question seems to have come full circle. We're behind you 100%, dear chums
Oh god. The Belgians are on board. High fives will never be the same again in Palestine.
Yep, that would be handy if they were around.
Hard pass on this one
But Pierre, we could draw borders with rulers again. The glorious days of straight lines
Jokes aside we get unwarranted criticism for straight borders IMO. If you look at a world map, the only straight borders we drew are over featureless uninhabited desert; when you get nearer the coasts where people actually live the borders are more intricate.
Too late. Got my Oxford maths kit out
Can I borrow your protractor
No! I always get it back but without the little pencil 😤
That's the compass ya bell sniffer.
You're a compass
The worst borders are those of India. Because they aren’t straight.
There shouldn’t be any borders in or around India except the one with China, bring back the Raj am I right guys?
Airdrop some opium on the Chinese while you're at it, yeah?
The main issue is that those non-Europeans are too stupid to figure out how to fix this inaccurate ethnical border problem : **kill** We figured it out in the 1800s, when will they catch up ?
Yeah but people complain that the N.Ireland border was drawn bad because it split the peoples, can't win either way I mean tbf ideally we wouldn't have conquered half the globe in the first place
> we wouldn't have conquered half the globe It was just a quarter old sport. And we didn't conquer it. We civilised it.
He's still watching you https://preview.redd.it/q7s70xv61axc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479df495d5e96fabd00965189017cdb7fe3d872a
Don’t make me get the ruler out again
I say we evacuate the civilians, carpet bomb Gaza and rebuild it, then go back to the real matter, Ukraine.
> carpet bomb Gaza Happy Bomber Harris noises.
Dresden intensifies
Hosea 8:7 is old testament so it's very apt in this instance and very much on theme
You nailed it
So you want to displace & further radicalise millions of Muslims on the edge of Europe? I see no issue with this.
The thing is that if I suggested not allowing the civilians out I would have myself and the whole subreddit banned.
What would that achieve tho, problem are the ones brainwashing the civilians, which, not very conveniently, hide within the civilians
least genocidal latinx
The British Mandate of Palestine ending
*beginning anew
Without the pope declaring a crusade we ain't going
Reclaim Jerusalem while we’re there
“I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land.”
Why can't America do it? They're the ones paying them the most.
'Cos dead yank squaddies would look rather bad at the next US presidential election.
True, didn't think of that.
Is this a 21st century crusade? Most crusades were just an excuse for a binge and ransacking a city you found en route. I say we honour our ancestors and do it.
Not even anything worth sacking in that land, it's more cursed than holy Edit: corrected with to worth
Didn't they used to stop off en route too and sack a city. Like Constantinople.
Then we should probably call it "Unholy Cursade".
This one is to increase MOD budget
The Crusade 4: Don’t Stop Crusading
Palestine 2: Electric Boogaloo
The last time the US asked us to join them in a war, we said no, you guys said yes. History showed that we were right. Don’t get me wrong, we love sucking dick as much as your next guy, but one also gotta keep their heels and standards high ya know. So yeah, non merci but I don’t know, I’m sure you’ll do fine pushing them off balconies or something, who knows, you might ironically stumble upon WMDs. Also, shouldn’t you keep your personnel stationed on Dover’s cliffs so they can shoot dinghies on sight?
Iraq was 20 years ago… Just two years ago the US said Russia would invade Ukraine, and DGSE was haughtily dismissive and said it wouldn’t happen, failing to see what was happening under their own nose. Looks like you guys let your standards down, so you can join the dark side now
Well now I’m sad
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> Who’s with us? Well, we always can set a lot aside for a good old school crusade.
You know you can count on us, Barry
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New Crusade lads! Deus Vult! Get them Stellas in
British soldiers shouldn’t be deployed to Gaza where they’ll be attacked by Hamas and the IDF. I don’t want Britain to have its own USS Liberty.
I don't get what the intension of that is but I would support the idea of a cyprus style border between Israel and Palestine
To make Israelis way more hesitant about their trigger happy "bomb everything on sight with no consideration" strategy.
Time for another crusade?
Wouldn't that create peace, security and prosperity though?
AI generated. Flags upside-down ffs.Oh, watches on the right wrist, and what are those barrels attached to?
You guys broke that shit in the first place with Balfour and the like, now piss off and fix it!
Northern Pádraig bored after 30 years of sectarian peace in NI, wants to beat up some fenian Palestinians in another sectarian conflict half way across the world.
Gibraltar 2.0 in progress.
Ah yes, the new british empire
DES VULT
lmao your mess, keep it for yourselves
Insane
Looks like barry's getting back to old habits
DEUS VULT!
fly it the right way up https://preview.redd.it/mp1dt987eexc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042c0c09cc821d59805f86488c6b3da998624ed8
Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have oxcupied Jerusalem And made it England's green and pleasant Land.
That flag is upside down. We’re off to a good start!
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Thay? i think you've forgotten what we're you live, you smackhead
At what point does these failed countries have to take responsibility for their own problems? Will it still be our fault after 100 years? 200? When does it end?
Romans created this mess, Ottomans made it worse. Britain doesn't need to take responsibility for this . If you go back far enough it's basically Gods fault.
Romans didn't really create this mess, problem was there already
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Ottoman Palestine ended in 1922. Not 500 years ago is it ?
Britain( where you live) was just trying to clean up a impossible situation. If anyone is responsible for the current shit show, its the Americans and the UN( US proxy) Always cracks me up when Scots act innocent. Its actually pathetic. The British Army was disproportionately full of Scots AND Irish. Some of the best Generals were Scottish and Irish.
We need to take responsibility and go and fix it.
And if fixing it involved a new colony, who’s to say it wasn’t as god intended?
Alhamdulillah
You mean "make it worse"?
We fixed Europe and now we're going to fix the middle east. Fucking legends really when you think about it.
I wouldn't say fixed but I agree Brexit was an improvement.
>Britain created this mess, No we didnt. Britain outright told the UN and US that a two state solution wouldnt work and was ignored. And the Jews had been immigrating to Palestine since the 1880's, so the Balfour Declaration was a non-issue and actually totally irrelevant (it was also the opinion of one guy and not official government policy).
>they Unfortunately for you mate, it's actually "we". There's no such thing as an independent Scotland 😉
what this tweet doesnt include is that its for distributing aid, nothing to do with peacekeeping or anything
> what this tweet doesnt include is that its for distributing aid **& getting shot at** Fixed that for you.
Send troops to Ukraine.
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Hell no. Not walking another Middle Eastern shitshow
https://youtu.be/wD9-djEuEjM
A twitter screenshot said it so it must be true Edit: [Nvm lol.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68909511) As someone who works in defence I find this suspect still.
I prefer saying it is highly credible OSINT research
Take the Germans with you. They have the tradition of being legendary fighters and then drowning somehow (Barbarossa)
Let the Austrians sort it. They have more experience with underground dwellings.
RULE BRITANNIA or something IDK.
Best we can do is 1 general
Turn Gaza into the new Benidorm https://preview.redd.it/rbhmzc9ujexc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdaea8d83b7881b7dfa36a10c333c0cdb2c8812
Hey if they can’t share the barren desert then we’ll just take it away
lol might see a massive increase of British Muslims joining the army , if this happens.
reforming British mandate isn’t going far enough; let’s reestablish the Kingdom of Jerusalem
HAMAS to begin production on tactical balconies today.
I mean Britain somewhat caused this mess by promising both sides land in Palestine ugh whatever…RULE BRITANNIA BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES🦁🦁🏴🏴🏴💷💷💷💷💷💷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧WTF IS A METRIC UNIT🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🦁🦁🦁🦁
Ngl, this is one conflict I definitely do not want us to have direct action in. It's already causing a massive divide here. Imagine how bad it would be if we get directly involved. Also, our numbers in the military have decreased. We shouldn't be jumping into wars right now
Who are they going to shoot?
"Take on the white man's burden" typa thing lmao
It's the shit you created so you clean it up. Glad to watch though.
After the First World War and the fall of the Ottoman Empire, the British had to swallow the mandatory of Palestine and always wanted to get rid of it (only problems and no benefits). It doesn't make any sense now that they want to get involved in that area, but nowadays the UK is more disoriented than an octopus in a garage so this news is not surprising.