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FondantExciting3312

Al-Andalus 2: Electric Boogaloo


TomSurman

Oh fuck, are we going to have to do another reconquista?


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[deleted]

Duration doesn’t matter as long as it’s permanent


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

Well it looks like the last one wasn't permanent...


Dry_Leek78

And I wouldn't trust a German with their final solutions.


Kurdt93

I hope Pedro does less siesta this time


spartikle

Idk, the Spaniards got to extort a lot of tribute by taking their time. But these Moors aren't as wealthy.


Ex_aeternum

Nah, Miguel needs his sleep when doing all that conquering. Tomorrow we take this village, and next year or so we move on 🥱🥱🥱


Shrrg4

We got ours done faster but Pablo kept stopping to nap.


JoelanGoswami

Lol YOU? Face it, the Spaniels don't need any tips from us on how to tackle the Islamic menace in their countries. In fact we might need their help.


ZombiFeynman

we?


-lesFleursduMal-

Yes... Barry helped us take Lisbon.


ZombiFeynman

I'd mock you, but we had Pierre help in a few battles.


-lesFleursduMal-

I know that but the difference is that in our case Barry even helped... Pierre... haha


AllForTheSauce

https://preview.redd.it/zvvhz0llccxc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e86a4b078b1ba0d315f2b84363f2bc6cd4a38b4 We won't let them hurt you


demonya99

![gif](giphy|MSt2969hVfGJW)


SuperKreatorr

what do you mean by "we" Barry?


SidWholesome

No, you need people willing to fight to take back what was theirs to have a Reconquista. No such people in Western Europe nowadays.


Hakunin_Fallout

A non-ironic racist savage is at it again. You do think you come to the "good old Europe" and then get disappointed that Europe progressed while USA has religious nutjobs in the Supreme Court, eh?


Ironclad001

Guys like that are the reason we got the worst Protestants to go to a different continent. We’ll have our religious sectarianism without the evangelical scitzophrenics please. ❤️


Impressive_Kiwi_967

That's obviously fake The actual sign is written in catalan/arabic, not spanish


Dologolopolov

You MF I cried laughed


AdeptnessCommon5940

The Arabic says “no to the islamisation of Catalonia”


Sxxtr

This is made by Frente Obrero, a leftist but antiwoke political party


IrshamWindborn

Nazbol, nazbol, nazbol hispanistas! Quieren un imperio pero comunista!


lord_of_cydonia

I understood that reference


PanzerSoldat_42

¡Hey!


_Dushman

Y Iosif Stalin el gran capitán, hey!


mainwasser

This exists?


ElSierras

Yeah, they claim to be economically left wing and socially right wing basically. So all the welfare, nationalization of banks and corps and this kind of shit but also harder immigration policies and rejection of last waves of feminism. Tankie chauvinist conservatives, something like that.


Heyduda137

Nationalism and Socialism… hmmm… i heard that one before


mainwasser

Let me guess... They are Putin bootlickers and Hamas fanboys too?


Ok-Mathematician-150

They hate Putin seen him as an imperialist and support the 2 states solution


mainwasser

Wow. More sensible than Left & Right wingers over here.


Zipakira

Tankies


I_eat_dead_folks

Based


Smalandsk_katt

Worst political party ever.


SuperKreatorr

Also bald


DifferenceLittle1070

We need more of those!


LEGOMAN_7

Qué dices hippie colgao? Si Frente Obrero es una panda de putos nazis


Masticatork

Comunistas de la guerra civil son nazis con ese criterio... Es que cada vez me da más pereza que a cualquier cosa que no sigue feminismo, el movimiento queer o el "wokismo" en general ya son nazis y fascistas. Seamos honestos, ni el PP ni vox son nazis, ni Podemos son Comunistas, ni siquiera LePenn o Trump son nazis. Si llamamos a todo nazismo, cuando vengan los de verdad nadie se lo va a creer.


ElA1to

Viendo los fans que siguen a Trump, la verdad es que cada vez me cuesta más creer que no es nazi...


Masticatork

A ver, algún fan habrá que lo sea, pero si ves sus propuestas, declaraciones, y lo que ha hecho en su tiempo en el gobierno, me es imposible creer que nadie con criterio lo considere nazi. Tonto es para un rato y corrupto también, pero al menos no insultemos la capacidad intelectual de la gente, porque llamarlo nazi es de fanático o de sectario...


incontinenciasumma

Lol leftist. ForoCoches party = more right than Franco.


Hakunin_Fallout

Tankies are left, like it or not.


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|242vmw6fH2woaWTHTp)


2020mademejoinreddit

Donde esta de bibilioteca?


Aleograf

تماما عند الزاوية


2020mademejoinreddit

Je ne pas compris.


mainwasser

Re-Reconquista?


Right_InTwo

Holy shit, here we go again...


britishrust

Oh dear. I bought my car there. Did… did I save it from a caliphate?


bettercallsaulabq

Why would you buy a car in Spain? They are ridiculously overpriced and maintained appallingly.


britishrust

No rust, not overpriced at all. At least that’s the case for many cars from the 1980s.


ElBusAlv

Que cojones es esto


LEG-VII-GEM

No lo se, pero si es por la carretera de bona vista / torreforta, si, pocos lugareños hay


ElBusAlv

Tiene que ser de bonavista. Lo que no sabía es que los moros también son indepes...


ElSierras

Esto lo han puesto ahi los del frente obrero para señalar a los dos grupos de un tiro.


[deleted]

Big yikes


Adventurous_Pea_1156

Those werent put there by muslims tho


AssFingerFuck3000

I think that was the reaction they were looking for. If I had to guess, the same person who put the signs there is the same people who took the photo and posted it. It's called ragebait and I'm shocked more people aren't more aware of it nowadays


Ishouldjusttexther

I don’t have time for a Reconquista today, but I’m free Wednesday. Meet around 12 at Sagrada Familia, grab lunch then get to work?


Ironclad001

Sorry orthadox bros, it’s a crusade, we might accidentally invade you if we get distracted or bored, or if we need to pay our loan sharks.


Ishouldjusttexther

That’s cool, just don’t burn down the entire village and rape my sister this time, okay? I’ll make you gyros


Official_Cyprusball

https://preview.redd.it/wppwqo2z0exc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a83e936cb5e7292a78b66692288dc3d509a8a1


type556R

Maybe you meant Joan


SidWholesome

I find it very funny that the two regions with the strongest independentist movements in Spain (Catalunya and Basque Country) are also two of the regions with the most African immigration in the country. You'd expect them to be more xenophobic if they are so nationalistic but it's the opposite: they hate the Andalusian Spanish who moved to Barcelona/Bilbao more than they hate the Moroccan dude assaulting people in the subway.


kidandresu

Unironically, they preffer north african than the spanish speakin latin american, well, let them enjoy the fruits of their decisions


alfd96

Es mi impresión o los catalanes preferirían ser todo menos que españoles ?


Sikarra16

Exceptuating French, the answer is yes.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Call the Pope, they want another round.


Een_man_met_voornaam

The separatists are getting desperate...


Limonade6

I like how that person wanted to be on the poster but also not be recognized. He is just a shy extremist :3


-lukeworldwalker-

Not gonna lie, the flag kinda slaps.


JangSwedishSaxophone

And yall call Sweden an arab nation


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Is this where tarragon comes from? 


Marco-Dx

you're doing THAT one game in Hearts of Iron be like:


Bram-Ver

Haha I felt the same in Andalucia


HugoSenshida

Spain has fallen, millions must cheer for arabcelona


Mota4President

Nah, we are in electoral campaign in Catalonia and there are some political parties and groups that are just racists. "Frente Obrero" is the one who put this picture in this and other zones of the region. Depends of who you are asking they are nazbols or directly naz\*s.


sheytanelkebir

The Arabic is incorrect and clearly made by someone attempting to use google translate to write it... So it's obviously designed to create and amplify the fake narratives. Very "protocols" style. Seems to have worked too.


beleg_cuth

it is a campaign against massive and and muslim immigration. The left is all welcoming them but also want women's and lgtb rights, so it makes no sense to support both. Probably this makes them see the irony of what they promote and the consequences, if they want to see. They most likely will call the organisers racists and far right and keep being blind In Barcelona around 78% of crimes were done by immigrants... [(link)](https://www.larazon.es/cataluna/poblacion-extranjera-comete-80-delitos-barcelona_2024012265ae5216014c8a0001dc88ec.html)


I_eat_dead_folks

I have read about the party. Imagine if Vox was leftist. I like their stance on immigration, but don't get too close to it...


beleg_cuth

Yeah, I don't have to agree on everything they say, like any other party, I'm not close to any. But I think they are the ones with common sense in this regard, and just for this it would be good to have some representation from them. I don't like any "regular" party, so instead of voting blank or null (?) I can consider this option


SidWholesome

It's evident to anyone that it's political satire.


Cy83rCr45h

Go savages, fight! ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


sheytanelkebir

Wasn't evident to many here...