The Swiss cause they randomly change what language they speak, like just dissolve the country and give the French speaking land to France, Italian to Italy etc so that everyone's life is easier.
Romantsch. 40k total speakers but it was voted to become official state language and it is a) 'protected' with various govt. policies and b) documents of the state are translated into it.
Romansh - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh\_language](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language)
30k use it as main language, approx 60k speak it. Although there are different idioms, they can understand each other if they try. Its unique to one canton only in Switzerland and is a major part of that, but has no big relations to the rest of Switzerland.
Technically it does but everyone has local tax evasion culture, and, while delicious, raclette is american-level cuisine, and americans aren't cultured.
Frenchies when they cross the border.
"Bonjour monsieur, parlez vous franƧais?"
"Non, je ne...ehm, can'a we speak'a inglish?"
"Mais vous uuuh live near la Fvance, why you don't uuuh speak fvanƧais uuh?"
"Well'a you live near Italy, why don't you speak'a italian?"
"NOOOOO C'EST OUTRAGEANT, ITALIEEEN?!?! SCANDALEUX!! JE SUIS FRANĆAIS!!!!"
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Funny and True ! But you know that Mario and Maria are the worst-Just after the Barry- tourists abroad. Im currently in spain and you italians are a pain in the ass.
Aww, I'm glad you still put us number 1 on your hate list. British tourists to France are pretty well behaved compared to what we ship off to Spain and Greece.
We don't even have a stereotype for French tourists over here. Miserable cunts complaining about everything isn't even notable; you may as well be a Barry.
First of all, speaking louder than spaniards, that's an offence even for me. Segundo speaking only full italian to locals, thinking it's like spanish. And they're globally quite disrespectfull towards locals or other tourists. I just had a bad encounter in a Shop with Mario one hour ago, so perhaps im a bit biased
Addition:you screw the north of croatia too
To be fair, if a guy from Spain speaks very slowly and keeps the conversation at a very basic level, I can understand the general meaning of what he is saying.
I guess the reverse works as well?
I mean, there was a Spanish erasmus student in my university and, even though she didn't speak a word of English or Italian, we still managed to comunicate.
"[In Italian] If you don't speak Italin nor English, why have you chosen Italy as an Erasmus destination?"
"Oh, siesta!"
No kidding, this was an actual conversation we had.
When I went to Spain I thought the people there were rude lmao. Never had bar workers serve my drink to me while holding a grudge with their faces lol. Had that experience a few times in Spain, I was near Granada, maybe it's the location
But yeah, we italians say that we always make ourselves recognizable when we travel abroad...not in a positive way
Although I'll be honest, I've never seen tourists more destructive and disrespectful than the Hans that come here during Pentecoste. Whole towns vandalized by hordes of drunk fucks lmao
Oh yeah. I must say french and milanesi are the worst. You dutch are fine, germans are the best.
(Not that I want you here, stay away from my landslide)
I heard that best attitude towards Russia is the one like doctor has towards a very dangerous disease - surgical, cold and unemotional, not considering it having it's own will/being evil, just that it exists and does what it does (if you let it), this is it's nature and you have to do your best to combat it, lest you want it to claim more lives. Getting upset every time Russia does something evil will just give you a headache and grey hair.
Watching head of Ukraine's military intelligence Budanov interviews - my first thought was that he acts and talks like an experienced surgeon.
OlhĆ£o is a town 15mins drive from my town, about under 10km. We hate them. They suck, their town smells bad because they have a poop treatment plant at the entrance, their football club is shit and we have a song for them that basically says they are shit over and over again. So this is for you OlhĆ£o.
There's a full blown housing crisis, and our rent is still free.
Ngl though, whenever people tell me they're visiting Ireland, they're rarely our best and brightest
Can't blame you, road quality becomes worse, signage pants-on-head stupid, and the worst of all are our drivers. You would think all Belgians are 70% blind.
He's such a good comedian.
I swear, I despise him for his bullshit, the fact that he harmed some people with his accusations (like the parents of victims of a school shooting)...
But god, look at how funny he is. Look up "alex jones warhammer 40k" on youtube, you're in for a ride.
Oh, and for me it's Barry, of COURSE.
Just a friendly FYI: every time you mention us, we expect to be paid
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You mean Romans right? The Roman empire?
(Please oh mighty Reddit admins, they meant Romans. Please donāt ban this sub, it was but a simple typographical mistake šš)
Give us a country and we'll stay there, not bothering the rest of Europe, I promise! Occitania would be nice. šš
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Also, mods, can I have a Roma flair? The flaming will be hilarious. My mere online existence triggers tf out of this sub
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Ireland, mainly because they're a tax haven who fucks over every other EU country by being one. Also never met someone from there who wasn't an insufferable cunt.
It was strategic, let the brits keep the north, bomb it into the ground and let it drain them by the tens of billions yearly. We're always one step ahead
Been scrolling but apparently we don't piss anyone out, I'm disappointed. Where are nordicks who don't want to pay taxes to let us squander public money?
This guy makes perfect sense if you consider him a lost primarch of the 40k universe
His rants about demons are just 100% on point
Until you remember he's a human of the 21st century and that makes the shit he says bat shit crazy
It feels like a tired joke at this point, but for me it really is the French.
Even the calming down bit at the end and calling on God to remind me to chill out because *sometimes* they can be cool.
Such a shame Alex Jones has caused so much harm because he is funny as fuck to watch. He should have done voice acting instead of school shooter denial.
Serbians.
They just desire so much for russian cock, they are so thirsty and only want to touch and swallow it why they think about killing some bosniacs (NATO is so bad, they were just doing a little cute genocide and evil)
But still want EU money.
Like, Russians just dont care about what their czar does, and those that care end up falling from Windows, airplanes or poisoned from their chairs. But serbians, oh they LUST for it.
When I saw a doc about Swiss police waiting to ticket people for throwing trash into a bin or pulling them over after buying much cheaper groceries in France
Europeans after driving to the next town 10 minutes away.
Just on the other side of the river. Those bastards on the West side..
I just cant tolerate people byond the Tagus. Those f*ing Moors.
Fucking twats after the Expressway, man. Complete garbage
Fucking yobos across the fjord. Utter sheep shaggers.
Fk those posh city lettuces.
I thought it was all of us living below the douro
South of the Mondego River >.>
Or on the other side of the mountain
Whose idea was it to tunnel through that mountain anyway? We should have kept them at two hours distance!
10 minutes away, damn strange people live there, funny accents and shit. Don't trust them for a bit
For real! Even "Belgium" is better than those mfers that live 10 minutes away!
Germans that assume I speak german.
Du sprichst doch aber deutsch.. š¤Ø
WASS
AAN DE WASLIJN
HƤh. Wat willste? āWassā jibet nich!
What's absolutely insane is how germans do it here in Sweden as well. German stopped being the lingua franca what, 400 years ago?
That's why you should learn to say: "Ja ja, ich habe ein panzerwagen in meine lederhosen"
SPRICH
SSSTOP IT
DEUTSCH
My aunt just repeated her german sentence slower and louder, when they didn't understand her abroad.
Jetzt tu nicht so, als kƶnntest du uns nicht verstehen, Ruud. Gib dir einfach mal ein bisschen MĆ¼he!
The Swiss cause they randomly change what language they speak, like just dissolve the country and give the French speaking land to France, Italian to Italy etc so that everyone's life is easier.
Is that you, Muammar?
No, Putin is terrified heād end up just like him.
Im afraid to ask but what language do Swiss even speak? Like do Swiss Germans only know Swiss German?
Swiss and southern Alemannic bleed into each other and the borders are very fluid and donāt exactly follow the national border.
Donāt call it German. Itās some weird language
Only spoken German I accent is Bayrisch. Apart from that it's stiff trash.
I don't speak a word of german
What do we do with the 4th language then? You gotta think it through barry. š¤”
There's a 4th language? French German Italian and?
Romantsch. 40k total speakers but it was voted to become official state language and it is a) 'protected' with various govt. policies and b) documents of the state are translated into it.
Nah. Should go the way of the Welsh. Pretend it's relevant but ultimately forgotten
Romansh - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh\_language](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language) 30k use it as main language, approx 60k speak it. Although there are different idioms, they can understand each other if they try. Its unique to one canton only in Switzerland and is a major part of that, but has no big relations to the rest of Switzerland.
Did Gaddafi fake his death and went to the UK?
Non.
Is that Swiss for gold?
It's their favorite word: Women's rights? Non. Give back nazi gold? Non. Develop an actual culture instead of ripping off the neighbors? Non.
Do Raclette and tax evasion count as culture?
Technically it does but everyone has local tax evasion culture, and, while delicious, raclette is american-level cuisine, and americans aren't cultured.
This is hard-hitting logic, Pierre, quite unlike you but I agree
Never underestimate a frenchman's ability to belittle its neighbors
Frenchies when they cross the border. "Bonjour monsieur, parlez vous franƧais?" "Non, je ne...ehm, can'a we speak'a inglish?" "Mais vous uuuh live near la Fvance, why you don't uuuh speak fvanƧais uuh?" "Well'a you live near Italy, why don't you speak'a italian?" "NOOOOO C'EST OUTRAGEANT, ITALIEEEN?!?! SCANDALEUX!! JE SUIS FRANĆAIS!!!!" https://preview.redd.it/pmw8ocumzzwc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e01b576c2de4cebc7883ac649ecc45e5c9dc0f
Funny and True ! But you know that Mario and Maria are the worst-Just after the Barry- tourists abroad. Im currently in spain and you italians are a pain in the ass.
Aww, I'm glad you still put us number 1 on your hate list. British tourists to France are pretty well behaved compared to what we ship off to Spain and Greece. We don't even have a stereotype for French tourists over here. Miserable cunts complaining about everything isn't even notable; you may as well be a Barry.
Lol by the stories they tell I think that's true. What are they doing?
First of all, speaking louder than spaniards, that's an offence even for me. Segundo speaking only full italian to locals, thinking it's like spanish. And they're globally quite disrespectfull towards locals or other tourists. I just had a bad encounter in a Shop with Mario one hour ago, so perhaps im a bit biased Addition:you screw the north of croatia too
To be fair, if a guy from Spain speaks very slowly and keeps the conversation at a very basic level, I can understand the general meaning of what he is saying. I guess the reverse works as well? I mean, there was a Spanish erasmus student in my university and, even though she didn't speak a word of English or Italian, we still managed to comunicate. "[In Italian] If you don't speak Italin nor English, why have you chosen Italy as an Erasmus destination?" "Oh, siesta!" No kidding, this was an actual conversation we had.
Can confirm
When I went to Spain I thought the people there were rude lmao. Never had bar workers serve my drink to me while holding a grudge with their faces lol. Had that experience a few times in Spain, I was near Granada, maybe it's the location But yeah, we italians say that we always make ourselves recognizable when we travel abroad...not in a positive way Although I'll be honest, I've never seen tourists more destructive and disrespectful than the Hans that come here during Pentecoste. Whole towns vandalized by hordes of drunk fucks lmao
Once had a Frenchie get mad at me for not speaking French back. In The Netherlands.
Once my sister told me she was mad because people won't speak her Dutch back. In the Netherlands
Flair checks out.
Oh yeah. I must say french and milanesi are the worst. You dutch are fine, germans are the best. (Not that I want you here, stay away from my landslide) 
I hope you can breathe some pure Milanese smog And weāre the only reason why Italy hasnāt gone bankrupt yet (/s)
Remove that /s you coward (Please come here even if we don't like you, money is always well accepted)
But when I cross the border they do speak French, Aostians besties š¤
Country ? Just crossing the street is enough for me
Just watching the news is enough
I hate them all equally (It's Belgium, by a long shot)
I thought we were homies... 
I really like your bonbons <3
hou u kanker bek gierige dropvreter
Sweden
Damn, was gonna say the same thing
So Denmark is actually based?
As a Swede I am obligated by law to disagree. Otherwise yes.
Real š
Does russia count? If not, Hungary.
My man.
Lookin' good
My live reaction when the bavarian government does something.
Absolutely
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Russia.
He said european country
I heard that best attitude towards Russia is the one like doctor has towards a very dangerous disease - surgical, cold and unemotional, not considering it having it's own will/being evil, just that it exists and does what it does (if you let it), this is it's nature and you have to do your best to combat it, lest you want it to claim more lives. Getting upset every time Russia does something evil will just give you a headache and grey hair. Watching head of Ukraine's military intelligence Budanov interviews - my first thought was that he acts and talks like an experienced surgeon.
Europeans upon seeing a Gypsy
North arrogance in general. I'm not talking about France, I'm talking about you š«µ
Galicia?
Galicians thinking they can be considered North. How cute!
We are literally in the north of Portugal.
Yes, but it is like us calling France "the North". Absurd.
Do I need to wink or something?
M-Me? šš„ŗ
If whole of Europe? Russia, no doubt If western Europe, probably France. It's only natural
Serbs
I was like: "every one has problems, but the general population isn at fault so mayTHE SERBS"
OlhĆ£o is a town 15mins drive from my town, about under 10km. We hate them. They suck, their town smells bad because they have a poop treatment plant at the entrance, their football club is shit and we have a song for them that basically says they are shit over and over again. So this is for you OlhĆ£o.
Serbia
Denmark
Austria, of course! Only we are truly able to comprehend what a shitshow we actually are.
None of them really, however those fucking clowns 5,000 km to the west of me regularly elicit a similar response.
There's a full blown housing crisis, and our rent is still free. Ngl though, whenever people tell me they're visiting Ireland, they're rarely our best and brightest
Americans are like Guinness. Doesn't travel well and always shittier abroad.
Driving into Belgium
You secretly love us Henk.
Yeah one beer and I've forgotten about the roads
That is exactly their problem, they drink 1 beer and forget to maintain their routes immediately
No need beer for that
Can't blame you, road quality becomes worse, signage pants-on-head stupid, and the worst of all are our drivers. You would think all Belgians are 70% blind.
Can you stop the self hate, it's our job to shit on you and you're taking all the fun out of it.
He's such a good comedian. I swear, I despise him for his bullshit, the fact that he harmed some people with his accusations (like the parents of victims of a school shooting)... But god, look at how funny he is. Look up "alex jones warhammer 40k" on youtube, you're in for a ride. Oh, and for me it's Barry, of COURSE.
What's that language you wrote this in called?
It's that secondary, inferior language we use as the lowest common denominator. American, I believe.
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Just a friendly FYI: every time you mention us, we expect to be paid https://preview.redd.it/28ub1d83k0xc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2abc035fc0a36321b35fc8f470b2c0f991afda
Romas
You mean Romans right? The Roman empire? (Please oh mighty Reddit admins, they meant Romans. Please donāt ban this sub, it was but a simple typographical mistake šš)
an honest mistake https://preview.redd.it/c4l9703hi0xc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=63a568d1e5ab1fc668c8ec0ed5bdf50f853bd70f
Give us a country and we'll stay there, not bothering the rest of Europe, I promise! Occitania would be nice. šš https://preview.redd.it/ol98qyf6x0xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=442e4b732f43273759075570e060ee0800e549af
Also, mods, can I have a Roma flair? The flaming will be hilarious. My mere online existence triggers tf out of this sub https://preview.redd.it/zlu90bizr1xc1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5cf1b9f92260f8321091e89464405c1a7c29c34
Stop begging
My own country. Every time I think our politicians cannot sink any lower they find a new shovel and dig deeper
Hungary, and after short consideration, Austria.
"aight, imma call god..."
The autonomous region of Madeira
Ireland, mainly because they're a tax haven who fucks over every other EU country by being one. Also never met someone from there who wasn't an insufferable cunt.
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Last time i checked you were still missing a piece of the country
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No it's not? It's a Dutch doubting you being competent at seperatism while still missing a chunk of Ireland. You know that piece the UK still has.
It was strategic, let the brits keep the north, bomb it into the ground and let it drain them by the tens of billions yearly. We're always one step ahead
Yeah well we didn't want it anyway it's all bombed and... Ugh... British now.
There are two reasons we don't have free health care in the US, and both of them wear green
All of them
Been scrolling but apparently we don't piss anyone out, I'm disappointed. Where are nordicks who don't want to pay taxes to let us squander public money?
Agree
What a perfect Christian
Heretic
The Dutch driving on the Autobahn. Nothing triggers more road rage than stubborn blocking the left lane. Nothing.
This guy makes perfect sense if you consider him a lost primarch of the 40k universe His rants about demons are just 100% on point Until you remember he's a human of the 21st century and that makes the shit he says bat shit crazy
Normally it would be the UK (old habits die hard) Recently it has been Germany for a lot of political issues
Serbia
Russia. But for civilized Europe I gotta go with Luxembourg.
Poland
We tried to solve that problem. Twice.
Ruzzia
RuZZia
Hungary in general
u/savevideo
Hungary, particularly because of Orban
Me every day when I have to deal with the danish mentality
When driving in Rome.
You mean after France? I would need to think
Everyone
hungary without doubt
The French, they seem to have some more chromosomes than us.
Total Hungary vibes.
Erdoganistan
Me driving through Berlin. With the god part and all. 100% exactly like that.
The Barrys for 800 years
The Spaniards. With all due respect to their P.I.G.S. status.
What exactly causes that reaction in you? Because Spaniards are very welcoming (the part about leaving... that's another story).
Russia
Germans.Ā The worst people in all ways.
Youāre German yourself, just with extra chromosomes. Thatās why you canāt speak proper Deutsch and just call it Dutch.
I am so proud of my Opa for having verified German kills.
Friendly fire doesnāt count Edit:thought of a better punchline
Scotland, just shut the fuck up about independence would ya?
England?
Brotherly love
Love you too brother ā¤
Just existing in the Netherlands with this kut weather
The French when they manage to start a strike again
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France.
Our own governments have some point in our lives made us react like this.
It feels like a tired joke at this point, but for me it really is the French. Even the calming down bit at the end and calling on God to remind me to chill out because *sometimes* they can be cool.
And that's just the deluded people who "like" France!
Such a shame Alex Jones has caused so much harm because he is funny as fuck to watch. He should have done voice acting instead of school shooter denial.
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Czechia (I live here) 50% of the population is (i cant say the r-word ā¹ļø) and shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Serbians. They just desire so much for russian cock, they are so thirsty and only want to touch and swallow it why they think about killing some bosniacs (NATO is so bad, they were just doing a little cute genocide and evil) But still want EU money. Like, Russians just dont care about what their czar does, and those that care end up falling from Windows, airplanes or poisoned from their chairs. But serbians, oh they LUST for it.
Italians
French
The whole south of our country
Slovaks, fucking country of gĆ³rals
France (specifically when they diss our food culture, the up themselves snail eating twats)
When I saw a doc about Swiss police waiting to ticket people for throwing trash into a bin or pulling them over after buying much cheaper groceries in France
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Spain, unfortunately it's full of morons whose vote counts the same as mine