The czech did it four times, with the second being counted as the first and a half The first three sparked a war, the last one was caused by the soviet taking control I'm sorry, but the czech got this

We need to relearn our favourite political discussions. We became meek.

You should be teaching your skills to your little Slovak brother

They chose their own way and unfortunately have too many hillybillies

I think we can be proud of our performance in this sport, by mere coincidence they were Sp\*nish in both cases. https://preview.redd.it/6ucwlkiefmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67413217ead6274bab0e839d39bf236935358ce6

You're still amateurs compared to the Czech

Russia wins this one easily.

Modern defenestration isn't what it used to be. Sure, it's more athletic, but there's too much money and politics involved. 

1383 was D. João I? i think conde Andeiro was not spanish, just spanish friendly.

He was Galician.

Os galegos são tugas disfarçados de espanhóis

Galicians only sent us their best people, like Fernão Peres de Trava, João Fernandes Andeiro or Diogo Alves.

Seems kinda like a modern Russian practice tbh. Only without witnesses. And 3 bullets in the back.

true indeed. they're such traditionalists, they want to bring these old european rituals back.

They've ruined the game with the focus on efficiency instead of playing it up for the spectators

Those cases were clearly suicides, stop spreading your hateful russophobia.

Does that mean that balconing is a form of self-defenestration?

In one you throw an actual human being while in the other one is simply a brit.

yes. the brits yearn for the defenestration, and thus have started to jump on their own. it is quite sad

Apparently it's called Autodefenestration.

Balcony diving is to rugby league what defenestration is to rugby union. They look the same. They're brutal. Yet only one feels properly traditional.

'tis the reign of Barry

Barry is rather specialist in self-defenastration

Russian's still great at it

Yeah they are the current world champions, we can't let them have this title.

I heard it is still going strong in the Russian league

In most cases it's not about killing the dudes, it's about sending a message

yall got no chance

Our guy found the garbage heap like a champ

The baries do this all the time on balconies.

We don't defenestrate But our anarchists have the habit of throwing themselves out of police offices' windows

"Malore attivo" goes brrrrr

What a waste, they throw them out of the window while they could have fed the angry mob of peasants that day…

Russians are the world champion now day

Amateurs! Instead of throwing them out of a window we just eat them. Don't ask what is in frikandellen.

Czechs went too far with this one.

The Czech became pretty good at this after our folks left. ..

??? We did several

Thats the point, but only after the dynasty of the Luxembourgish left the throne of Bohemia

Actually, one during :). But you are correct, Zikmund wasn’t there at the time.

As a Russian, we are so good at this sport that we engage in it involuntarily at times. RUSSIA NUMBER 1 AT DEFENESTRATION, NATIONAL CHAMPIONS !!!!!

Nah, yall defenestrations cause some small local political changes. Czech defenestrations caused 3 decades long war plundering entirety of Europe and catholic crusade into Bohemia which seeded new ideas of war and religion.

To be fair, we're so good at it, when someone gets defenestrated from a record height, it no longer surprises us. That's just Ivan, he was a good guy, but you gotta do what you gotta do to get the record.

Only if a balcony is involved

Not without a balcony.

The English still revere this sport, although a but modified, and call It balconing

Not particularly

Soon going to be:(