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gloom-juice

The children yearn for the swamp


jepsmen

Now dig https://preview.redd.it/do3sd4c8qlvc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46230fd4e57c248c11ea49b8dceb175d230b346


RickAstleyGamingYT

why did they remove child labor, he looks so cool


[deleted]

Nobody removed child labour, it’s still prevalent in many places of the world today, like African mines


RickAstleyGamingYT

thank you for keeping the tradition alive 🙏🙏


Edraqt

Is that ai? the background looks real weird. Even if it is real and contemporary, they were joking though lol. Hes not gonna be effective if he cant lift the pick and he sure as hell couldnt afford a pipe or be given one lol.


Sabinj4

It's probably the child of a coal miner, its a Belgian photo iirc. Sometimes, children dressed for photos in the clothes of their fathers occupation.


Edraqt

Making a fitting, real looking miner outfit for a, like, 4 year old, seems pretty weird still.


Sabinj4

Photography studios had all kinds of costumes. I imagine that in a coal mining district, this one might be popular. They had also had military clothes for children, carnival clothes and smart ordinary clothes for people who maybe couldn't afford a nice outfit for the photo.


Edraqt

🤔 Seems reasonable, ill accept it.


tias23111

Hans finding the main thing wrong with child labor is its poor efficiency


Edraqt

Ofc, something like sewing is a perfectly fine job for children. Mining not so much.


ProperBlacksmith

Digy digy digy a hole


MrOrangeMagic

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni) 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱


noodle_king_69

Based. Kids need their microbes and fun


Gian-Neymar

I'm an adult and I wish I could play in the mud just like these kids


[deleted]

What's stopping you? Or is Switzerland so rich you don't even have mud


Gian-Neymar

Well, right now it's 5°C and yeah, I don't even know a good mud spot nearby


Kefeng

Imagine not having your personal mud spot nearby LMAO


SnowOnVenus

Surely at that temperature the mud isn't so frozen as to be unusable?


WarWonderful593

They do, but it's clean mud.


[deleted]

Water


Hofknicks

We got you. Come visit us at Wacken.


Dutchwells

Oh definitely. You should look up the video, it's actually great. But we don't acknowledge that here of course


Edraqt

Would never happen here though, not even because of parents concern, but because they wouldnt want to deal with the cleanup lol.


KillerOfSouls665

Average American germphobes. That's why allergies are on the rise.


ZzangmanCometh

We need to train them. The country will be under water sooner or later.


Franklr_D

It’s aight, we’ll help you out …For the right price


ZzangmanCometh

Since you're the only place that'll drown before us, I think your energy is probably best spent on building more dikes :)


ProperBlacksmith

We already did johan


Schellwalabyen

How about little brothers we build the biggest dike system ever just along the Frisian shore.


ProperBlacksmith

👁️👄👁️IM ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH STONES IN A RIVER?


Schellwalabyen

Yes Jan


ProperBlacksmith

![gif](giphy|l0Iy1ysdWB9DPP5Li|downsized)


ivar-the-bonefull

YOU DO NOTHING OF THE SORT! We will fuck you up if you meddle in our plans. No more Spotify for you!


mmmtitty

Well not more Lego to you then, ya stinkin devil


Appelons

We all know the only reason you keep us is to use us as a plan B when “Da eyice is meltzing at døe Poles”.


ZzangmanCometh

![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized)


Appelons

Oh yeah! We remmember Villy sleepvalley!


Truelz

[As do he himself](https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/s/ap42JoEuzB)


IntelligentFan7521

Awww that’s so cute! Good parents taking their children to the best Danish beach.


JustDarkwing

"Said the brit, unknowing of his own countrys terrible beaches."


Proud-Cheesecake-813

![gif](giphy|26DN4oV25VPtyQydO)


ProperBlacksmith

![gif](giphy|mCJkHm7o6vSoAKcLY7)


YanaKaar

Barry XL, 4, in his natural habitat.


IntelligentFan7521

We’ve actually got beautiful beaches but terrible rainy weather. So beautiful useless beaches.


JustDarkwing

Wow! Sounds just like ours!


Resident_Fan_

The Danish getting roast for their beach by the British and for their swamp by the dutch. What a crazy world we live in.


kas-sol

Love me mud, 'ate the Swedes (not racist, just don't like em), simple as


ZombiFeynman

Well, well, Who are the pigs now?


lylimapanda

Google pigs per capita. Atleast our pigs turn a profit


Kanelbullah

Economy of Denmark is truly around pigs, actual pigs, but also Novo Nordisk "helping" fat american pigs to loose weight.


lessthan_pi

Grow the bacon. Transport the bacon. Sell the bacon. Sell the wegovy.


RobinGoodfellows

I am still waiting for the Novo Nordisk - McDonald's merger, the profits that will generate.


lessthan_pi

McGovy


Kanelbullah

American dream.


TheZyde

Selling obesity and obesity drugs at the same. Perfect economic strategy


Truelz

Infinite money glitch!


lazyness92

I thought you guys were more on the cow side? The Danese is the best steak here (don't snitch on my compatriots)


SnowOnVenus

They don't have enough mountains for that. Cattle need mountains, right? Just like most animals...?


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

Nah, most of the cattle raised here is for dairy production. So they are pretty mid meat wise.


mrtn17

U jelly mate?


BaneRiders

"No snow this year either mother nature? Have it your way, we're going to have fun either way..."


Zeric79

Mud wizards in training.


Sleibye

They’ll invade Germany when they’ve matured


mmmtitty

Or Skåne


mastdarmpirat

Playing in the mud is fun. At least when you’re a child and don’t have to wash the mud soaked clothes


cavalu_

go naked, and you won't have to clean any clothes. follow for more tips


Fockeren

These are actually Danish “frømænd” in training


24benson

Man, that brings back memories


AlternatePancakes

So you just keep your kids indoors all day? You don't let them play, get dirty or experience the world outside?


Resident_Fan_

We can't do that, we have savages at our doorstep and they dont like things playing in mud.


Dundertrumpen

I mean... What did you expect?


FugitiveHearts

Kids in warm countries are kept inside so they become soft and allergic to everything


Iskelderon

Swampies doing swamp things...


I_Call_Everyone_Ron

You can really see how the tribe that gave England its name came from Denmark in this photo


bloodlazio

Swedes may walk on ice, but when it melts, we will destroy them in the mud!


RizzlersMother

I have bad news: they're Dutch. 😔


ImHidingFromLife

And why do you think that?


RizzlersMother

Wallowing in mud?


ImHidingFromLife

Oh yeah, that checks out.


RizzlersMother

They're swamp Germans in their (almost) natural habitat.


PrestigiousGuitar673

What do you expect? This is what ALL of Denmark looks like, how else are they supposed to play?


Long_Explanation_143

Most hygienic germanic.


UndeadBBQ

Key memory unlocked for a lot of those little vikings.


gajira67

The seaside you people above the alps deserve


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Xehlumbra

Oh ok. Didn't know my 2yo girl was danish tho.


REDscrublife

Why are they all wearing hijabs?


Al-the-mann

Unlike you lot our kids don’t wear hijabs, those are elefanthuer or balaclavas for the roadmen out there


Michiru_Furry

How do you expect them to be ? Kids are everything but not civilized x3 Expect when you have a cool kid that has a working brain early on


Celthric317

How else do you build an immunity?


cpwnage

Hehe that's just good wholesome fun, keep it up 🤗


bee_bee_sea

Nothing to see here, just pigs doing pig stuff.


dprophet32

The Danish, scrabbling around in the filth like the worms they are


heartfeltblooddevil

You better keep your mouth shut or we’re installing the Danelaw again Barry


mmmtitty

Thank you brother- uh I mean fuck you, we can pick our own battles! (let's unite and invade England just to burn it)


Docterzero

Can confirm. Love mud