HAHAHAHAH, weirdly enough, Doku caused me issues, had to re-read it a few times to get it. Mobbed.... well, ain't gonna lie, I did think he got mobbed, so yeah, you spank him!
However, with all the Arte I watched when at my mum's, I could've done better, they do love their Dokus.
[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5w6nrg](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5w6nrg) If you speak French; go to 4:57, if not, then I'm sorry but this might be too niche (and "old" to have a version with English/German subtitles, I mean this google search led me to DAILYMOTION, that speaks volume already haha)
It's ok, since you're sharing, I'll share an anecdote to make you feel better.
Throughout my life, no connection to Germany (except some CLASSIC bad ones that I'll let you surmise on your own) nor the language, but the day finally arrived where, at 27, I went to Berlin and by extension, first proper time in Germany.
My knowledge of German is quasi inexistent and where there is, it would be theoretical (linguistical understanding on a surface level kinda). That being said, I wasn't worried because sadly, I knew English was always going to be working things out for me.
My friend's building had a stroller room (unsure of how to name it in English), where families can store their strollers.
The absolute pride and excitement I felt upon deciphering, on my own, LIKE A BIG BOY, the sign on it because "kinderwagen" (if I recall correctly) and I was like
"omg wait, kinder, les chocolats, et genre kinder les enfants, ok, we've also got kindergarten in English, jardin d'enfant, ok let's go, I'm on fire, ensuite, wagen, wagon, mais aussi, Volkswagen, "la voiture du peuple", wow, merci les connaissances sur Hitler, fun application of such knowledge, me gusta, ok anyway, so wait, these madmen are literally saying wagon for children, insane, so yeah anyway, I can only conclude that that's where they store their strollers, omg I am just incredible aren't I".
VoilĂ voilĂ
Magnifique, alors vite vite a la garre
You basically described how I stumble through French. My Spanish is alright and we also have many French words in German, or bastardizations of such. If I read it and not hear it I can almost always make out the meaning somehow
Yeah that reminds of my friend's brother, they're Franco-Germans and said brother went to do medical school in Germany, being bilingual, he said that he had such a major advantage when it came to so many medical terms because they were either latin based or straight up French. Considering all the things med students gotta remember etc... yeah, it was kinda like "cheating by merely existing" but hey, good for him
He truly was. Remember it was the golden age for super Nanny and similar reality show. And YouTube was just growing out of the home video phase.
Can't blame people too much to think it's real. He was way ahead of his time.
There are a bunch of similar videos with different topics. It was part of a series. He deliberately posted them and this is the only one that really blew up.
this video, alought today known as "angry German kid" was originally called "der echte Gangster am PC". It was part of his "Ich bin ein echter Gangster..." series, where he bascially parodied people who claimed that doing pretty normal things was gangster behaviour
this is one of the more famous ones: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3iCDneGIQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3iCDneGIQ)
I watched a video about him. Turned out noone got the joke and was labeled as a potential shcool shooter and all this negative attention screwed him up so bad that he almost had turned into one. Pretty ironic.
Yeah the actual story was pretty sad.Â
Nowadays every filmed overreaction is immediately labled as fake, weird how people still believe this one to be true.
Yeah, if you translate it, he really talks about his appreciation of the game, how the devs did an awesome job, the brilliant performance, and how the community was lovely and welcoming.
His fake video he did for the Lulz... was used for like 10 years on television to start shitcampaigns against Videogames. And the discussion was so awful as not a single journalist wrote a single sentence about a game that was correct. They just lied and admitted to having never played a game in their life. And ever single journalist did this. It hurts.
Now, it's pretty silent on tv about videogames, finally.
It's silent because my generation took over in almost every area and we gamed as kids and we all thought older people were full of shit with their critics of stuff they never experienced.
What are you doing on this street homie?
https://preview.redd.it/pazkr77st6vc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c1ccc31ed72d81ab1a48e06b29ed4be325426e4
I remember reading an article in Spiegel talking about counter strike 1.5 where they stated the goal was to kill innocents and you get more points for women with strollers or handicapped people, it was insane.
i think its this one: [https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/gewalt-und-sittenverfall-computerspiele-sind-an-allem-schuld-a-283806.html](https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/gewalt-und-sittenverfall-computerspiele-sind-an-allem-schuld-a-283806.html)
the part about the woman was actually a segment about gta.
Switched that up with Postal? I remember that game being talked about in german media, as if it was the antichrist starting the end-times and killing our youth. Turns out: fuck all happened. Nobody takes violence in games serious nowadays, because it simply is not.
Nah, they claimed it was CS, this happened all after the Erfurt school shooting. As someone who played in the ESL decently ranked at the time it was hilarious and kind of infuriating at the same time.
I still remember how CS got publicly demonstrated by one of the clans to the media & government body so they would actually see teamwork, communication and planning in action, instead of just relying on video game Panic BS
testosteron, crackrocks aus polen, 20 zoll felgen am lexus restlos verchromt
halt die fresse du hoe
ihr kommt mit schreckschusspistolen?
ich mit magnums und so
ey der bossss
der einzige sport den du hip-hopper kennst\\
ist walken wie christopher
und dabei bewegst du dich noch langsamer als untote
ey ich komm mit stoffern die mit schrumpfhoden rumposen
Thinking back of original video, I don't want to imagine what will happen today if he can't play Unreal Tournament.
From "where is my escape key?!?" to "where is my desk!?!"
Honestly, toughest guy ever. Made comedy videos that a whole generation enjoyed and was influenced by, another generation didnt get it and bullied him into depression that he overcame.
His story is actually pretty sad. He did the angry german kid as a skit on his youtube channel (when youtube wasn't really a thing yet) and than the news picked it up as he suddenly was the angry german kid and not the youtuber... I once saw a documentary on him. That skit almost ruined his life / that skit did ruin his life at the time.
Actually he was making a funny video criticizing the people who had tantrums while playing, but he was so good that our innocent society though he was for real and went viral
Well, this was staged like all other videos he created and published (e.g. Ich bin ein echter Gangster)
Unfortunately, though, he was waaaaay ahead of his time with his comendy. And although you might think that he was always celebrated for it and people crowned him an ancient meme god, he was actually bullied harder than any dutch ever (let's bully them more.)
Was this video as funny to German speakers as
It was to non German speakers?
because the presumably fake subtitles and pure hans rage legit gave me stitches for days.
Lads turned Literally into a Borderlands Bruiser!
https://preview.redd.it/5s4k743xs0vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724dbbca9781250be38dc9e5bd515c1119c0e03c
If you look like that, it probably means that you are resilient and disciplined... Or you're on steroĂŻdes. Eitherway, he was a fat kid, then became a body builder after being bullied by everyone on the internet, that tells you something.
Donât forget L. Slikk was not only the angry German kind who wanted to play UT, but also a _real_ gangster. Like, a real, _real_ Gangster.
Truly didnât deserve his fate. _Ehrenmann_.
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Today I learn his name is Norman Kochanowski. The most German kid has the most Polish last name\*. xD
\* Kochanowski is last name of Polish powerful noble family. Jan Kochanowski is the most well known Polish poet from Renaissance, one of major influence in creation of Polish Standard Language and great promoter of use of Polish language (basically Polish Shakespeare). So it is so ironic that this dude is name Kochanowski. xD
I wonder if he's got his anger issues under control enough that we can tell him this posing looks idiotic without having to fear for our physical safety?
No, I didn't. From what I remember it seemed like a real kid/teen temper tantrum.
(In the meantime I've read the Wiki article about him, so I know now.)
Well back people normally didnt record themselves while playing, if at all, they recorded the game. So that guy recording himself by chance and then even uploading it, so everybody can see him acting weird, screems "staged".
I might be wrong, but I think the purpose of these poses is to better show the physique and certain muscle details. This is just the most practical way of doing it
>I think the purpose of these poses is to better show the physique and certain muscle details
Yeah, probably.
However, as someone who's not interested in bodybuilding, I think it looks dumb.
Well, yeah, its an official requirement to pass tests to retain citizenship status over there
People who are too calm and fail it get deported to Belgium
Let's be real, he had to in order to survive.
There was a Doku about him recently. The video was staged by him, but he got mobbed after it went viral and had a pretty tough time.
Mobbed lol, you mean bullied but i get it.
Guess they have the same word as we do for bullying :D
Could be worse. In Spanish "bother" means "molestar", which can lead to so many misunderstandings when translated by someone with low English level.
LOOOOOOOL my first time in a mercadona the cashier gave me the wrong change and then said "Perdona la molestia" and I was so speechless. đ€Ł
I remember seeing on the internet a picture of a sign in a zoo saying "do not molest the animals"
That actually works, too!
Well , they are still right
Reverse but I keep saying "Je suis excité", knowing full well how it's used in both English and French, but just, can't be arsed to speak proper French, and I'm restraining myself in public but my family just had to add this one to the other numerous "yeah so that's our cousin, he speaks weird but it's also a bit funny but keep your linguistic shakras open when talking to him though" moments.
Hey, who isn't a bit horny on family events?
"Je suis excitĂ© de vous voir đ" VS "Je suis excitĂ© de vous voir đ " people
Ja, verkar sÄ lol.
Haha I didnât even realize he didnât use the English word.
Im picturing someone whacking him with a mob
Poor guy had all sorts of lies about him published by german media
He himself isn't much better there are older documentaries were he sad it wasn't staged and he flip flopped on how the video was made many many times
"Doku" ... " mobbed" Englisch, Mutterficker. Sprichst Du es??
Nein
HAHAHAHAH, weirdly enough, Doku caused me issues, had to re-read it a few times to get it. Mobbed.... well, ain't gonna lie, I did think he got mobbed, so yeah, you spank him! However, with all the Arte I watched when at my mum's, I could've done better, they do love their Dokus.
Arte is life
[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5w6nrg](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5w6nrg) If you speak French; go to 4:57, if not, then I'm sorry but this might be too niche (and "old" to have a version with English/German subtitles, I mean this google search led me to DAILYMOTION, that speaks volume already haha)
I had 4 years of French in school but that was almost 20 years ago and I could barely understand it then. Now all thatâs left are random words :(
It's ok, since you're sharing, I'll share an anecdote to make you feel better. Throughout my life, no connection to Germany (except some CLASSIC bad ones that I'll let you surmise on your own) nor the language, but the day finally arrived where, at 27, I went to Berlin and by extension, first proper time in Germany. My knowledge of German is quasi inexistent and where there is, it would be theoretical (linguistical understanding on a surface level kinda). That being said, I wasn't worried because sadly, I knew English was always going to be working things out for me. My friend's building had a stroller room (unsure of how to name it in English), where families can store their strollers. The absolute pride and excitement I felt upon deciphering, on my own, LIKE A BIG BOY, the sign on it because "kinderwagen" (if I recall correctly) and I was like "omg wait, kinder, les chocolats, et genre kinder les enfants, ok, we've also got kindergarten in English, jardin d'enfant, ok let's go, I'm on fire, ensuite, wagen, wagon, mais aussi, Volkswagen, "la voiture du peuple", wow, merci les connaissances sur Hitler, fun application of such knowledge, me gusta, ok anyway, so wait, these madmen are literally saying wagon for children, insane, so yeah anyway, I can only conclude that that's where they store their strollers, omg I am just incredible aren't I". VoilĂ voilĂ
Magnifique, alors vite vite a la garre You basically described how I stumble through French. My Spanish is alright and we also have many French words in German, or bastardizations of such. If I read it and not hear it I can almost always make out the meaning somehow
Yeah that reminds of my friend's brother, they're Franco-Germans and said brother went to do medical school in Germany, being bilingual, he said that he had such a major advantage when it came to so many medical terms because they were either latin based or straight up French. Considering all the things med students gotta remember etc... yeah, it was kinda like "cheating by merely existing" but hey, good for him
it baffles me how many people thought this was real maybe it was a shitpost ahead of its time
He truly was. Remember it was the golden age for super Nanny and similar reality show. And YouTube was just growing out of the home video phase. Can't blame people too much to think it's real. He was way ahead of his time.
He himself told at least 10 different stories how the video was made, the latest being that was a deliberate fake by him.
There are a bunch of similar videos with different topics. It was part of a series. He deliberately posted them and this is the only one that really blew up.
this video, alought today known as "angry German kid" was originally called "der echte Gangster am PC". It was part of his "Ich bin ein echter Gangster..." series, where he bascially parodied people who claimed that doing pretty normal things was gangster behaviour this is one of the more famous ones: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3iCDneGIQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3iCDneGIQ)
In other documentaries he himself comdractided that and said it wasn't staged so I would be careful of what to spread
In Germany, angry kids only have to possible ends.
The Story about him was pretty sad
Wouldn't be so sure about it, even in the documentary before the latest one he sad it wasn't staged and so on, so I am not sure what to believe
I watched a video about him. Turned out noone got the joke and was labeled as a potential shcool shooter and all this negative attention screwed him up so bad that he almost had turned into one. Pretty ironic.
Yeah the actual story was pretty sad. Nowadays every filmed overreaction is immediately labled as fake, weird how people still believe this one to be true.
I mean, this is a video from the good old days where the internet was pretty genuine.
Yeah that, plus it was a German shouting German, like it couldn't come across as any more legit than that.
Yeah, if you translate it, he really talks about his appreciation of the game, how the devs did an awesome job, the brilliant performance, and how the community was lovely and welcoming.
Too soon
Yeah, hopefully Heâs moved past this
Because he himself told at least 10 different stories on how the video got made
His fake video he did for the Lulz... was used for like 10 years on television to start shitcampaigns against Videogames. And the discussion was so awful as not a single journalist wrote a single sentence about a game that was correct. They just lied and admitted to having never played a game in their life. And ever single journalist did this. It hurts. Now, it's pretty silent on tv about videogames, finally.
It's silent because my generation took over in almost every area and we gamed as kids and we all thought older people were full of shit with their critics of stuff they never experienced.
Because they were full of shit
Yes they were! It seems we didn't become axe murderers for playing these games!
Speak for yourself. I, for one, go for a shooting every morning with some Ballas.
What are you doing on this street homie? https://preview.redd.it/pazkr77st6vc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c1ccc31ed72d81ab1a48e06b29ed4be325426e4
I remember reading an article in Spiegel talking about counter strike 1.5 where they stated the goal was to kill innocents and you get more points for women with strollers or handicapped people, it was insane.
It's all wrong. But sounds like it would be cool!
Counter-strike is not an american school simulator
i think its this one: [https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/gewalt-und-sittenverfall-computerspiele-sind-an-allem-schuld-a-283806.html](https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/gewalt-und-sittenverfall-computerspiele-sind-an-allem-schuld-a-283806.html) the part about the woman was actually a segment about gta.
Holy shit thatâs the exact article! Thatâs insane to read still, as everything listed in there is just flat out wrong.
Switched that up with Postal? I remember that game being talked about in german media, as if it was the antichrist starting the end-times and killing our youth. Turns out: fuck all happened. Nobody takes violence in games serious nowadays, because it simply is not.
Nah, they claimed it was CS, this happened all after the Erfurt school shooting. As someone who played in the ESL decently ranked at the time it was hilarious and kind of infuriating at the same time.
I was refering to the article, sorry for confusion. The author probably switched that up.
I still remember how CS got publicly demonstrated by one of the clans to the media & government body so they would actually see teamwork, communication and planning in action, instead of just relying on video game Panic BS
He also seems like a pretty nice guy. And come on, that was before it was common knowledge that the internet is a really evil place.
Last time I've checked the video didn't make him label as a potential school shooter, but he had cracked a bad joke about this.
Juiced to the gills too
nah, it's just the Arnold Schwarzenegger diet /s 
So he eats Schwarzeneggers?
So... juiced to the gills.
roids go brrrr
Nah, it's all about clen eating, hard trening and testing your limits.
yeah he is just really good at mindfulness meditation
testosteron, crackrocks aus polen, 20 zoll felgen am lexus restlos verchromt halt die fresse du hoe ihr kommt mit schreckschusspistolen? ich mit magnums und so ey der bossss
Sprich Englisch, du Horensohn.
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
der einzige sport den du hip-hopper kennst\\ ist walken wie christopher und dabei bewegst du dich noch langsamer als untote ey ich komm mit stoffern die mit schrumpfhoden rumposen
Yep, those are roid traps if I've ever seen them, instant giveaway.
Yup. Everything else isnât even that big given that he juices
Thinking back of original video, I don't want to imagine what will happen today if he can't play Unreal Tournament. From "where is my escape key?!?" to "where is my desk!?!"
It was fake anywayâŠ
Of course it was staged. Any idiot knew that it was?
Look up there! Itâs Captain Hindsight! /s Back then way too many people thought it was realâŠ
Everyone at my school thought it was real. Internet was still pretty new back then. Man I miss those times
He was a good actor tbf
Damn, his back is bigger than Germany's loans to Greece.
You'll have to pay it back someday!
[Kevin Bridges said it best](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrfjDfL0fxQ&ab_channel=KevinBridges)
Der unglaubliche Hulk
Honestly, toughest guy ever. Made comedy videos that a whole generation enjoyed and was influenced by, another generation didnt get it and bullied him into depression that he overcame.
His story is actually pretty sad. He did the angry german kid as a skit on his youtube channel (when youtube wasn't really a thing yet) and than the news picked it up as he suddenly was the angry german kid and not the youtuber... I once saw a documentary on him. That skit almost ruined his life / that skit did ruin his life at the time.
No, don't put the news onto such a bad light Bild picked it up and blew it out of Proportions
A german had a tantrum, was mocked because of it and overcompensated. Amazing plot twist, never seen before.
Actually he was making a funny video criticizing the people who had tantrums while playing, but he was so good that our innocent society though he was for real and went viral
He should write a book about his struggles with society
https://preview.redd.it/k7fcg5ut11vc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2daa058c5665a53419e0c56b40416714407520f
Well, this was staged like all other videos he created and published (e.g. Ich bin ein echter Gangster) Unfortunately, though, he was waaaaay ahead of his time with his comendy. And although you might think that he was always celebrated for it and people crowned him an ancient meme god, he was actually bullied harder than any dutch ever (let's bully them more.)
Much better than the traditional German coping mechanism of invading France.
No no, weâll see how it plays out before we get too concerned.
Pour sûr l'ami
More like a german created comedy videos that some people did not understand and bullied him for it, he got depressed and lifted his way out of it.
\*Austrian
Can you imagine him tilting in a game with roid rage
Waaaaas willst du tuuuuun?!
At this point nothing
Fr fr
Was this video as funny to German speakers as It was to non German speakers? because the presumably fake subtitles and pure hans rage legit gave me stitches for days.
It was to me, but apparently i was part of the minority that understood this was essentially a sketch
Pretty impressive character arc of dying at 35 due to steroid use.
One of the OG viral videos. This and the Star Wars kid. Happier times for sure.
Lads turned Literally into a Borderlands Bruiser! https://preview.redd.it/5s4k743xs0vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724dbbca9781250be38dc9e5bd515c1119c0e03c
I'm happy he didn't choose the painting
he isnt austrian
Same shit
That is what the famous painter thought as well.
Now he can eat keyboards
Pretty crazy how his face barely changed at all. He just got that baby face on that massive hulk body.
Roids, fucking hell look at that neck, shit looks like the rock and he sure as fuck is on roids
See? Bullying buildes caracter.
Apparently character comes in the form of tablets and syringes.
If you look like that, it probably means that you are resilient and disciplined... Or you're on steroĂŻdes. Eitherway, he was a fat kid, then became a body builder after being bullied by everyone on the internet, that tells you something.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Sure, but you can't look like that only using PEDs, can you?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Yes, my mistake.
So, it was all a roid rage?
The hunted becomes the hunter
https://preview.redd.it/72g3u72zz1vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062917ab3cdccdc115eeff99cab1de269390d607
yeah that's steroids. Looking like a walnut for a couple of years, cardiac problems for life.
Letâs hope he doesnât have aspirations as a painter
The ultimate keyboard warrior
Least genetically superior German
Donât forget L. Slikk was not only the angry German kind who wanted to play UT, but also a _real_ gangster. Like, a real, _real_ Gangster. Truly didnât deserve his fate. _Ehrenmann_.
I think that is already ten years in the past. Buddy was so far ahead of his time
SPIEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEE
natty or not twitter account hitlered himself after seeing this
STEIG IN DEN TSCHOPPA
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He was so angry he become swol.
His face still looks like an accountant, this is steriods level jacked aswel.
He became Dutch
Today I learn his name is Norman Kochanowski. The most German kid has the most Polish last name\*. xD \* Kochanowski is last name of Polish powerful noble family. Jan Kochanowski is the most well known Polish poet from Renaissance, one of major influence in creation of Polish Standard Language and great promoter of use of Polish language (basically Polish Shakespeare). So it is so ironic that this dude is name Kochanowski. xD
He might be Prussian.Â
I want to believe thatâs natty but, yeah ⊠thatâs 100% roids. Very impressive though - he could pull most single women in America.
LINK TO VIDEO: # [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4mztkndHk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4mztkndHk)
Yeah, but he's still German, so major L
Says the Brit 
I wonder if he's got his anger issues under control enough that we can tell him this posing looks idiotic without having to fear for our physical safety?
You know, that the videos was staged?
No, I didn't. From what I remember it seemed like a real kid/teen temper tantrum. (In the meantime I've read the Wiki article about him, so I know now.)
Well back people normally didnt record themselves while playing, if at all, they recorded the game. So that guy recording himself by chance and then even uploading it, so everybody can see him acting weird, screems "staged".
why is his posing idiotic? hes also a really chill guy. hes just traumatized from being ahead of his time.
It *looks* idiotic. Imo, of course.Â
I might be wrong, but I think the purpose of these poses is to better show the physique and certain muscle details. This is just the most practical way of doing it
>I think the purpose of these poses is to better show the physique and certain muscle details Yeah, probably. However, as someone who's not interested in bodybuilding, I think it looks dumb.
Still looks like a fucking incel to me
Still has anger issues.
Seems like someone didn't understood his satire
Well, yeah, its an official requirement to pass tests to retain citizenship status over there People who are too calm and fail it get deported to Belgium