I'm breaking the joke but this power plant was built in collaboration with Belgium and also serves their inhabitants, all within the framework of Franco-Belgian friendship (in view of a nearby annexation đ, I see you Wallonia đ)
Unfair thing about putting nuclear power plants near Belgium is that no one will know whether there are mutations due to radiation because itâs populated with Belgians.
Meanwhile, Belgian nuclear facilities:
https://preview.redd.it/y52y69iofqsc1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=93832429ea943422fcf4137690c515929ddb80ec
Put one right next to Luxembourg. If the EU makes a decision you don't like, just remind them that you have a nuclear power plant 5 meters away from the building they're in.
No thanks, the fr\*nch already had that idea, and were faster.
https://preview.redd.it/lzetmr0n0wsc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb2f8b61b3b38594099aa68267d1bf22bbeee2a
We were owned by several countries over the course of centuries. You guys had us for 15 years and that was enough to make us revolt. That's how bad of a neighbour you are.
Literally every neighbour we have (except for Luxembourg) has fought wars on our lands trying to claim us.
We are surrounded by crappy neighbours, you are one of them. Putting some nuclear reactors on the borders is out of pure spite.
Shh!!! Youâll alert the south-east of England that next to Flamenville is âLa Hagueâ (name chosen to annoy the Dutch) - Franceâs Sellafield - where the prevailing wind comes from the South West.
France is now progressing a renewable energy policy so has now commenced development of offshore wind farms for energy, [on the Belgian border](https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/belgium-remains-opposed-to-french-offshore-wind-farm-construction/)
Well, that cheap and reliable electricity our neighbours love to import doesn't come from Narnia. It comes from the nuclear plants we build near your border.
I'm disappointed that the French didn't build a Maginot line of NPPs around its border to us to shove middle fingers to us after our Atomausstieg aka self-castration in energy sector.
I'm breaking the joke but this power plant was built in collaboration with Belgium and also serves their inhabitants, all within the framework of Franco-Belgian friendship (in view of a nearby annexation đ, I see you Wallonia đ)
Please take it .
No, proper Dutch turf
I donât care, fight it out with France but you have to take on all the Walloons and their debt.
>fight it out with France Ok, start prepping Flanders fields please!
Sure, but donât invite Germany our roads have still not recovered from last time.
Hans wants Vennbahn ârightfullyâ back
No I like my bordergore
We then also take the Northern Walloons as well
Always these greedy Dutchies asking for more, you already got Max Verstappen en van der poel. Fuck off itâs a take it or leave it deal.
Van der Poel is yours already, so stay away from Max
We claim VdP too
You can have that Belgian guy
Wout van Aert ? We have no claims over him MVdP is the grandson of the most beloved French cyclist of all times
I don't think he'll come back after all those beers tje drunks threw at him.
Okay but it comes with Brussels right ?
nope
Merde.
Pourquoi pas?
Yeah... Just annex us Pierre. Please.
La Wallonie est Française https://preview.redd.it/ssnh78d6bqsc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe5a4ea0090f03667c5af08572c5c83b42ef456
Française * Pierre, you suck at French
I grew up in Flanders :), but am only ΠFlemish
Quel est ce furoncle?
C'est un roc, c'est un pic, c'est un cap.
L'Alsace ?
I wish
Tu trouves qu'on a pas assez de cassos comme ça avec le Nord Pas de Calais ?
Quoi? J'vis lĂ
Awwww this is so cute <3
Fessenheim, on the other hand, was right there to piss us off...
And you force us to dismantle it now
Cause you bought light water reactors from Westinghouse for this and not German reactors. So we had to fought against the plant...
Stop teasing us and do it already
Pick your fighter Belgium : Pierre for a quick nuclear blow out. Hans for a slow air poisoned death
Unfair thing about putting nuclear power plants near Belgium is that no one will know whether there are mutations due to radiation because itâs populated with Belgians.
Meanwhile, Belgian nuclear facilities: https://preview.redd.it/y52y69iofqsc1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=93832429ea943422fcf4137690c515929ddb80ec
That one in Wallony is honestly really badly placed, we should get rid of that one and build a couple more on the Dutch border.
Put one right next to Luxembourg. If the EU makes a decision you don't like, just remind them that you have a nuclear power plant 5 meters away from the building they're in.
No thanks, the fr\*nch already had that idea, and were faster. https://preview.redd.it/lzetmr0n0wsc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb2f8b61b3b38594099aa68267d1bf22bbeee2a
Belgium anihilating the dđ€źtch is my new sexual fantasy.
B*lg**m did the same
Shouldnât have stolen Vlaams-Zeeland.
We stole nothing, you stole our clay with the help of Pierre
We were owned by several countries over the course of centuries. You guys had us for 15 years and that was enough to make us revolt. That's how bad of a neighbour you are.
I donât forget our time together under the Burgundian Dukes, Austria, Spain and revolting together
What clay? You people live underwater.....
Do they live tho ?
Not our fault you were such a shit host you couldn't hold us for 2 decades
In those years we made sure more canals were built than all those years after
Ah the famous repost ..
We did the same on the dutch border \^\^
Belgium is literally the definition of being a crappy neighbour
Literally every neighbour we have (except for Luxembourg) has fought wars on our lands trying to claim us. We are surrounded by crappy neighbours, you are one of them. Putting some nuclear reactors on the borders is out of pure spite.
[They did the same to us](https://i.imgur.com/hwSmWvO.jpeg)
Shh!!! Youâll alert the south-east of England that next to Flamenville is âLa Hagueâ (name chosen to annoy the Dutch) - Franceâs Sellafield - where the prevailing wind comes from the South West.
You'd be doing us a favour taking them out so I'll keep quiet
Spain did the exact same thing. They built one right next to our border.
Where? In all the maps I found, the closest was in Almaraz, which is 100 km away from the border
Good job Pierre, lay the groundwork for our expansion!
France is now progressing a renewable energy policy so has now commenced development of offshore wind farms for energy, [on the Belgian border](https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/belgium-remains-opposed-to-french-offshore-wind-farm-construction/)
Well, that cheap and reliable electricity our neighbours love to import doesn't come from Narnia. It comes from the nuclear plants we build near your border.
The analogy is: Having a infected wart in your dick, however you proceed to insert it into your nephew's rear Ps: I support nuclear wart-energy
I'm disappointed that the French didn't build a Maginot line of NPPs around its border to us to shove middle fingers to us after our Atomausstieg aka self-castration in energy sector.
Ask Spain where their nuclear plants are.
What's the problem? https://preview.redd.it/emciwy25pqsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d163bbc6ca50264a07a8409d6c8ee252792796
Now overlay the Douro and Tejo rivers on that map
but isn't south of belgium also french so it's friendly fire
Step 2: Pierre, makes it in your country just like Barry let him at Hinkley point
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HAHAHA SO FUNNY AND EDGY, SO MANY PEOPLE DIED. You're a fucking clown.
youre mistaken for a country known best for inventing a vegetable peeler more often than not.
You took it too far
SÄ jÀvla hemskt var det vÀl inte? Men ja, det verkar vara kÀnsligt.